Chapter 34 Chapter33 Not as Asahi Vampire

Although Ah Heng and Yan Xi live under the same roof, their living habits are so different that they hardly meet each other except for eating. Yanxi was originally a cat-like creature who didn't distinguish between day and night, and with the holiday, he was even more lawless.When you are in a good mood, you can play rock and roll, and the neighbors knock on the door one after another. If you are in a bad mood, you close the door and draw the curtains, and sit in the room silently all day, which is completely the spokesperson of the sine curve. As for Ah Heng, he goes to bed at nine o'clock in the evening and wakes up at six o'clock in the morning, a good baby with an accurate biological clock.Shopping, cooking, washing clothes, cleaning the room, watching cartoons, the day just passed by.Of course, if you listen to the earnest teachings of your close sister and brother on the radio before going to bed, your life is basically perfect without any regrets.

He loves ribs, and all kinds of weird sauces thicken the food with rich taste; she is used to eating vegetables, and is used to interpreting the most ordinary and delicate taste with light salt. He drank Coke, Fanta, and chocolate milk champagne vodka, all the processed, warm and decadent beverages that turned over would show beautiful bubbles; Mild and refreshing liquid. He likes to do everything inattentively, listening to rock paintings of sunsets, eating junk food while studying the different ways of crying of various beautiful women on TV, judging which one will not disgust him; I have never been exquisite enough, I only know how to sit upright to write more beautiful calligraphy, I only know how to put my hands on my knees and watch cartoons with a smirk, easily ignoring all the changes around me.

... Always meeting under the same roof, you will realize that there is another person in your big collection.So, no matter how easy it is to generate novelty, this novelty is not enough to break each other's perfect personal space.So, continue to tolerate the existence of someone gently, and gently integrate him into his own inertia. "Aheng..." Yan Xi was sleepy, and walked to the kitchen in long T-shirt pajamas of cat and mouse. "Are you awake?" Ah Heng took a spoon to skim some chicken soup to taste the salt, he was busy and didn't look back. She knew he was there, and it was done.

"The milk is in the microwave, go get it yourself, drink less, I'm going to eat later." The taste is just right.Ah Heng smiled and put down the spoon. "Oh." The boy yawned, rubbed his eyes, and his voice still had a nasal sound that had just woken up, "I just put the clothes in the washing machine and twisted them, but I just don't know if there is enough washing powder." Ah Heng had a bad premonition, turned off the fire, rushed to the laundry room, lifted the lid of the washing machine, his face was blue and purple. "The washing powder you put..."

Yan Xi casually pointed to a bucket of powdery things next to the washing machine. "That is, bleaching powder." Ah Heng spoke with difficulty. Yan Xi was horrified, looking at the washing machine, the bucket of clothes was beyond recognition. "Aheng, you put the bleach next to the washing machine for Mao?" Yan Xi pulled the latch, picked up the strangely colored clothes that were rolled into a pile, and wanted to cry without tears. "Aww, my Armani pink plaid shirt worn by an Italian supermodel just launched this season, my Calvin Klein white pants, my Givenchy black T, my..."

"Your English is so good, so big 'Bleach' is on the barrel, didn't you see it?" Ah Heng interrupted the boy with a gentle tone, with slow and meticulous teasing. "Bleach, Mao?" Yan Xi's eyes were watery and pitiful. "Bleach." Ah Heng looked at the sky speechlessly. "Aheng, then... what should I do?" Yan Xi burst into tears, pretending to be very naive and helpless. "What else can I do, throw it away." Ah Heng said lightly. This is the punishment for those who think that big men can't get into the kitchen or the laundry room.

"My Armani, my Calvin Klein, my Givenchy, my Versace..." Yan Xi covered her face, showing only her crew cut, and shouted. Ah Heng ignored him and walked back to the kitchen. The boy followed her and continued to call. When eating, name my miserable floral shirt; when watching TV, call me my poor white casual leg pants; when eating snacks, call me my flowery little black T... In the evening, Ah Heng was watching "Detective Conan". In the middle of the case, in the dark old library, a corpse appeared in the mezzanine of the slowly rising elevator, which was extremely eerie.

Behind him, someone said sadly: "My cute red checked shirt..." Horrified, Ah Heng turned his head, saying Xi again. "I know, I know, it's so noisy!" Ah Heng's mouth twitched, and he yelled at the boy, "Buy a new one, that's fine!" The teenager's goal was achieved, and he was overjoyed. Yan Lao was afraid that Yan Xi would spend money indiscriminately, so the monthly living expenses were transferred to the account that only Ah Heng knew the password.All financial expenditures will be governed by her "one-party dictatorship". Although Yan Xi was unwilling to do so, but the power comes out of the money, and the sky is high and the emperor is far away, so he had to give up resentfully.Torturing Ah Heng every day, entangled her with a headache, and naturally got what she wanted.

However, money is not burned like this. If you buy it again, tens of thousands of dollars will be gone in the blink of an eye. Ah Heng tossed and turned in the middle of the night, unable to sleep. After thinking for a long time, he ran to the dustbin in the dark, picked up the pile of clothes, threw them into the washing machine, washed them once, and ironed them three times. No angle was spared.Although it is still very much like a colorful palette, but the newness is greatly guaranteed, so I am satisfied and return to the room. The next day, Ah Heng woke up together, guessed the time, it was almost time, and started calling.

"Hello? Ah Heng?" The other party yawned and seemed to wake up. "Da Yi, yesterday, Grandpa Yan sent back some limited-edition Armani clothes, but Yan Xi put them on and was a little fat. I thought, I might as well give them to you." Ah Heng smiled. Yan Xi drank too much milk the day before, and woke up from urinating. Seeing A Heng calling in the living room, she came over in a daze. "Aheng, what are you doing?" Ah Heng put his finger on his lips and hissed. "Well, come here later, the clothes are all ready." The standard smile with eight teeth was as bright as spring flowers.

Yanxi shivered. Hang up the phone and continue to dial: "Mary, let me tell you something..." Same steps, same words. "When did you pick up all the clothes?" Yanxi looked at the strangely colored clothes with some disgust. "Yanxi, how about acting together?" Ah Heng smiled. "Remuneration." Yan Xi stretched out her white and tender hand. "Armani, Calvin Klein, Givenchy, Versace, two of the same?" Bright and clean eyebrows and extremely gentle face. "Okay!" Yan Xi felt that she was a good baby, and agreed neatly. Not long after, the doorbell rang, and Xin Dayi flew in excitedly. "Oh, Ah Heng, we are still brothers, where are the clothes, don't be polite to us, as long as it is Yanxi's, I can wear as many as I want." Hey, it's a trivial matter to drop the pie Armani from the sky, but eating Yanxi's free food is taking advantage of this kid, which is rare in thousands of years. Yan Xi yelled hypocritically from the side: "Aheng, how can you give these clothes to my aunt? It's a limited edition, I can't wear it now, I will wear it when I get fat!" Xin Dayi saw the neatly folded clothes on the sofa, and the Armani logo, which was fresh and alive, but he just looked at it, which was a bit strange. "I'll pay you back when you get fat!" Xin Dayi snorted, picking up his clothes, "It's these, don't tell me, the limited edition is different from the usual ones, look at the color, it's so Armani, hehe .” Yan Xi turned around, looking sad and melancholy, but her shoulders kept shaking. Ah Heng smiled, raised his watch, the time was almost up. Ding dong, the doorbell rang again. Chen Juan walked in. The four eyes met, crackling. "Why did you baboon (shemale) come here, haven't you been bitten (beaten) enough by my old lady (Lao Tzu)?!" The two teenagers pointed at each other and said in unison. When the enemy met, they were extremely jealous. "Ah Heng asked me to come!" They continued in unison. Ah Heng smiled, handed Yanxi a tissue, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "Wipe." Saliva spit out laughing. In this room, the two looked at A Heng in unison. Ah Hengyuan's eyebrows were beautifully curved: "Da Yi, I invited Mary to come here. Thinking, there are so many, anyway, you can't wear them all, why don't you share half of them with Mary." "You don't have to think about it, I (grandmother) will not share clothes with this shemale (baboon)!" Two teenagers, one white and one black, one coquettish and one rough, but standing together, the scenery is beautiful. Ah Heng smiled innocently: "Then what should we do?" Chen Juan came back from abroad, and was able to easily replace Yan Xi's singing a few days ago. He must be rich and powerful, with a lot of pride in his mouth. "Ah Heng, let's be sisters. This dress is a limited edition. I won't let you suffer. My mother will pay for everything!" Then, he gave Xin Dayi a contemptuous look. Xin Dayi was also the master who grew up holding phoenixes. He had never seen any big scenes, so how could he easily lose face. "Damn it! You are a dead monster, an upstart, and the 'Cultural Revolution' is the second generation of capitalism. I am so young, and I am afraid of you! Ah Heng, say, how much money did this dress cost? I paid for it." , all should be filial to Grandpa Yan!" Waiting is this. A smile flashed across Ah Heng's eyes, and then he became calm. "Does it have to be so much?" Ah Heng frowned, pointing at the clothes on the sofa in embarrassment. "That's all it takes!" The two looked at each other angrily, without giving in. "Oh." Ah Heng touched his nose, walked into the laundry room, and took out the same number of neatly stacked and strangely colored clothes with a warm smile. "Here, there is another one, one for each person, don't grab it." She kindly divided the clothes into two equal parts last night, so as not to cause unnecessary disputes. The two teenagers were dumbfounded. Yan Xi laughed and fell off the sofa. This event is the symbolic event of Wen Heng's fall that has been recited thousands of times by Xin and Chen.As soon as I mentioned it, I couldn't help but sigh: "Ah Heng was such a good child, but since he followed Yan Xi, he has turned bad. Yan Xi's beauty is a disaster, a disaster." "Damn it, you are the trouble! Your whole family is the trouble." Yan Xi raised his eyebrows and scolded, "We, Heng, have always been a good boy, a good boy, where did we fall? Tch! A pair of dog boys! Without us Heng, can you achieve your adultery? I don’t know good from bad!” Xin Dayi, Chen Juan 囧, speechless. In short, then, and then, Yanxi happily put on the new Armani, Calvin Klein, Givenchy, and Versace, two in one. Yan Xi was very lazy and wanted to paint Chaoyang, but she set three alarm clocks, broke one and broke two, but still couldn't fulfill her wish. Ah Heng said, "I'll tell you to get up." Yan Xi said: "If I accidentally take you as an alarm clock..." He hesitated to speak, anxious and mean-spirited. "It's okay." Ah Heng smiled, with small and cool spring flowers blooming.How can I be such a healthy and intelligent human being compared to your inescapable alarm clock?Different creations, understand?These words were spoken from the heart, not to him. On the second day, the sky was bright, and the fog was like soft and long flocs, waiting for my fate leisurely in the moonless and sunless sky. She looked at Yan Xi who was sleeping soundly, with a pink face and soft brows and eyes, like an angel, she couldn't bear to do it.But that day, the angel babbled in his sleep, and said: "Ah, Ah Heng, why are you so stupid, so stupid, so stupid..." The endless loop, the magic sound pierced through my ears. This is the distance between devils and angels. When Lucifer fell to heaven, there was really no need to forgive him. She walked to his bed and put the towel that had been chilled overnight in the freezer on the boy's face.one two three. "Ah ah ah ah ah!" "Are you awake?" She smiled, watching Yan Xi sit up in shock. Yan Xi's big eyes were dazed for half a minute before he realized it. He beat the pillow with his long and slender hands, and his life was worse than death: "The adopted daughter is not filial!" Immediately, coughing and coughing twice, he fell down on the pillow in grief, his big eyes closed quickly, trying to continue hooking up with Duke Zhou in vain. Ah Heng picked up a basin of water and dangled it on the thorny forehead: "I don't mind entertaining relatives in colorful clothes twenty-four." Yanxi sat up startled in her dying dream. She pulled him and asked him to accompany her to buy vegetables and catch the morning market. "Why should I go? My young master's sacred mission to get up early is to paint the holy and beautiful sunrise, not the stinky vegetable market." He said to her solemnly. "Go, go, just this time." She put her hands behind her back with a little flattery, blushing slightly, not used to acting like a baby.In fact, no one asked her to act like a baby. "Ah, alright alright, what an annoying child." But this young man proudly raised his crew cut head, and his self-esteem as an elder brother was filled to the peak. In such a morning market, the green vegetables are still neatly piled up on the table with dewdrops, fresh and full of energy. But the sun hadn't risen yet, and with the faint mist, it was hard to see if there were any hidden insect eyes.Ah Heng picked it up, looked it inside and out several times, and the grandfather who sold the vegetables frowned: "This girl is so careful, my old Wangtou has been selling vegetables in Dongshi for so many years, who doesn't boast?" Is the food good and cheap?" Ah Heng smiled: "Grandpa, don't blame me. I have no other intentions. I just want to buy vegetables. I have to take a look." Yan Xi pouted, full of emotion: "This child, why is he so angry? Strange, my tutor is obviously very good." Ah Heng twitched the corner of his mouth, pretending not to hear. Does the so-called tutor mean pulling her to play games all day long, teaching her how to swear and swear when she is sincerely learning Beijing dialect from him? Ah Heng picked out the dishes, turned around and looked into the distance, but inadvertently saw a squatting person with a small cage next to him, inside the cage was a ball of fluff.She tugged at the corner of Yanxi's clothes, leaned over, and squatted down. "Sister, do you want to buy Xiao Hui?" There was still a child squatting there, about eight or nine years old, chubby, wearing a white vest and shorts. "Xiao Hui, is that it?" Ah Heng smiled, pointing to the gray puppy in the cage.This color looks dirty. The puppy seemed to understand the conversation between the two, and raised its head slightly.The appearance is really ordinary, with a black hair around the left eye, a little silly.However, those eyes were timid and cautious, vaguely arousing pity. "My mother won't let me raise it, she told me to throw away the little ash. But it's still very small, and if no one feeds it, it will starve to death." The child looked at A Heng, and said in a clear and clear tone, "Sister, I It has been here for many days, but no one wants Xiao Hui." Aheng looked at the puppy, and stretched out his hand to reach the mouth of the cage. The puppy licked her index finger lightly, whimpering. She couldn't ignore it, made up her mind, opened the cage and took out the puppy, turned around and raised it to Yan Xi with a smile: "Yan Xi, braised pork rice needs a friend, right?" Looking up, she saw Yan Xi's face become stiff. "Aheng, I'm allergic to dog hair." He said stiffly, looking at her with big eyes, completely at a loss. Ah Heng let out an "oh", and put the puppy back silently and gently. "Sister, Xiao Hui is very obedient, eats very little, and never pees indiscriminately. You can put it at the door and keep it in a small paper box..." The child blushed, and said seriously, with pleading. She looked at the child apologetically, but couldn't bear to look at the puppy again. Because its eyes must be so familiar that it doesn't even need to look in the mirror.So familiar, but I don't want to see it again... Ah Heng was thinking wildly, but the cool and soft palm fell on her hair.The boy smiled lightly, patted her on the head, and sighed: "A Heng, you can't let it come near my room, you can't let it accidentally sleep in my milk crate, and you can't let it eat with braised pork rice." Fight, I can't let it grab my ribs, I can't let it defecate anywhere. Is that okay?" is this OK? It's not necessary to have such a compromising tone to him, is it okay? Is it okay to be treated with pity, love, and seriousness like this? Ah Heng kept nodding his head, but didn't look up. She hugged the puppy and gently wrapped it around her chest. When she stood up, the first ray of sunlight was breaking through the clouds. "Yanxi, look quickly." She gently tugged on his shirt cuff, between her fingers, there was a thin and cool wind. The boy raised his head and looked at the sky devoutly and greedily.The eyes are warm and pure, accompanied by the rising sun, as bright as the soul is about to burst out, it is the appearance that must be re-examined in getting along with each other day and night, it is so beautiful that it is lawless. "I saw the sunrise for the last time that morning before I turned into a vampire. I remember it in full detail, but I have forgotten every sunrise before. I enjoyed this majestic view for the last time as if I were the first One look at the same. Then I said goodbye to the sun forever, and became what I am now." Yan Xi murmured, turned around, smiled bitterly and indifferently, it was all because he pulled Ah Heng and pulled the curtains to look at it. In the afternoon movie (Interview with the Vampire), the expression and tone of the vampire Louis. Ah Heng was stunned for a moment. Yan Xi turned his back to Chaoyang, and was coated with a layer of holiness by the brilliant golden light. In a blink of an eye, he changed into another look, bent his brows, and smiled wantonly: "Master, I will walk the way of vampires, so that vampires have nowhere to go." Walk……" Yan Xi straightened her arms, imitating the appearance of a zombie, and jumped in front of Ah Heng. A vampire with the best combination of Chinese and Western?What a mess! "Ah, it's not a day, two, three or four days in the late stage of neurosis..." Ah Heng had a headache, gritted his teeth, and his brain became hot, and he unconsciously used the puppy in his hand as a pillow, and threw it at the boy. The young man burst into tears, what part of the family education is wrong, the adopted daughter is not filial... The puppy burst into tears, if God gave me another chance, I would never pretend to be pitiful in front of this woman and win sympathy.Change master, I want to change master... That day, the sun was just right.