Chapter 13 i'm not candy

It was only later that Yu Zhouzhou realized that even the most insignificant things in the world may have hidden meanings, such as... the allocation of seats. Is there a big difference between the second-to-last row and the second-to-last row? Primary school students and college students have different answers. Yu Zhouzhou was sitting in the penultimate row, always puzzled by Teacher Yu's eyes when he lined up according to size.Obviously that little boy was much taller than that little girl, but he was still in front of others.Yu Zhouzhou turned his head to the side and looked curiously at the team in front of him, who looked at the mountain and the peak, and laughed unconsciously.

The result was Teacher Yu's cold glance. She retracted her head calmly.Mom said, don't make the teacher angry. Only when she grew up did she realize that there are VIP and ordinary seats in the Olympic Games, and presidential suites and standard rooms in hotels, so the messy front and back rows in an elementary school classroom are really not a problem worth noting.However, no matter whether it is the Olympic auditorium, the hotel or the theater, they will divide the grades nakedly and without whitewashing. However, Teacher Yu will tell everyone when queuing that she is arranged according to size. Fair.

The saddest thing in the world is not high and low, but deception. But it was only when she turned around that she understood all of this.Back then, Yu Zhouzhou just straightened the white pencil case in front of him, sat happily in the corner of the penultimate row, and didn't even feel pain in his knees. It's just... How long are they going to sit like this? The first lesson Yu Zhouzhou learned after school was meditation.Keep your back straight, look forward, put your hands behind your back, and ask the back of your left hand to stick to the heart of your right hand.Teacher Yu demonstrated in front of the podium, turned his back to them to hide how to fold his hands, and then turned around and said, "Now let's sit down and rest in ten minutes."

In the third grade of elementary school, Yu Zhouzhou learned how to describe the current situation in Chinese composition class. "The classroom is so quiet that you can even hear the sound of a needle falling on the ground." She really wanted to ask the teacher, why do we have to sit?Shouldn't we learn division? ——Is that the pretty symbol that Yu Lingling has been writing in her notebook? But such a time was definitely not difficult for Yu Zhouzhou. She tried her best to concentrate on staring at Teacher Yu's cold face, but she lost her mind after a while. In a blink of an eye, I was already standing on the edge of the cliff, my palms and knees were scratched, and blood flowed like a river.In front of him is Lin Yang's ferocious smile, ha, heroine, you have today too?Do you think that by pouring bone erosion powder all over my body, I will be able to eliminate harm for the people?Think beautifully!I'm not going to make things difficult for you today, if you jump off this cliff, we'll be done once and for all!

what to do?Yu Zhouzhou was frowning and struggling with himself, when he suddenly felt a large shadow cast over his eyes.He hurriedly raised his head, and Teacher Yu was condescendingly looking at him with his nostrils. what happened?Yu Zhouzhou looked up at her without knowing it, "why are you laughing?" "Yep?" Yu Zhouzhou didn't know that because he played two roles, he inadvertently put Lin Yang's ferocious smile on his face.Among the children in the room who held their breaths and looked serious, she was the only one with a lively face, which was particularly conspicuous.

Teacher Yu rolled her eyes and frowned.Suddenly, there were several accusing eyes around him.The teacher is a god, and making the teacher angry is blasphemy. Yu Zhouzhou is doomed. The ten minutes of sitting still was finally over, she lay down on the table and yawned before turning her head to look at her deskmate.It was a basically featureless face, with medium-sized eyes, a medium-high nose, and a skin tone that was neither black nor white. "What's your name?" "Li Xiaozhi." "My name is Yu Zhouzhou." Then they didn't talk to each other.Feeling bored, Yu Zhouzhou opened and closed his white pencil case, closed it and opened it again, repeated it several times, making a rattling sound, and then said, "It's really boring, why are we sitting like this. "

Li Xiaozhi finally had some expression changes on his face, "Why, didn't you sit with your hands behind your back when you were in kindergarten?" "I haven't been to kindergarten. Do you still sit with your hands behind you in kindergarten?" "Yes, the teacher said that this is good for the spine, so that the spine will not be bent when sitting, and it can also cultivate our discipline." Yu Zhouzhou looked at Li Xiaozhi with a look of admiration, "That's right... what is the spine?" Li Xiaozhi lowered his head in embarrassment, "...I don't know either."

After all, this is a relatively complicated professional vocabulary - not to mention that Li Xiaozhi pronounced the spine as a chicken column. After the third "sit for ten minutes", Teacher Yu finally smiled and said, "We can dismiss the get out of class now. The playground is small. For everyone's safety, we avoid the senior students. We dismiss the class when they are in get out of class. Now Start with the group near the door, go out two by two, stand at the door and wait for me. No talking, no running and jumping, do you hear me?" "I heard!" Will you die if you don't make a long note?With an immature disdain on his face, Yu Zhouzhou thought to himself, what a naive child.

On the playground, everyone didn't run around very happily. Teacher Yu called on everyone to get along well and introduce themselves to each other.So Yu Zhouzhou took the lead, ran around happily and said to many people, "My name is Yu Zhouzhou, what's your name?" After a lap, everyone remembered that the girl in the red potion was called Yu Zhouzhou, but Yu Zhouzhou didn't remember any other names. It gets boring quickly.The children in the school were not as lively as the children in the courtyard, and they seemed to be afraid of something timidly. Yu Zhouzhou sat alone by the small flower bed, with her back to everyone and started her own game.

Leaning against the flower bed, smiling all over her face, flicking her hair lightly, and shouting softly, "Marybell's flower magic, change!" In the cartoon, Maribel with long blonde hair and charming smile, who is good at flower magic is also Yu Zhouzhou’s idol. She thinks that Maribel is beautiful and capable, and she is loved by her mother Bell, father Bell, grandpa Bell, grandma Bell, and she is living a perfect life. life.Yu Zhouzhou likes all big figures who can transform and be perfect. If it weren't for the fact that Superman's underwear is worn outside and the color matching is very uncoordinated, then she would definitely like Superman too.

She was holding a popsicle stick and waving it like a flower wand when she suddenly heard applause behind her. For a moment, she even blushed a little, thinking that she had been discovered. However, when I turned around, I saw that the big-headed people who had been standing scattered all over the playground had gathered together, watching something on the other side of the flower bed with their backs to him.She found that she was the only one standing outside alone, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed, so she ran over quickly. Before I got close to the crowd, I heard the voice of poetry recitation. "Let me pick the clearest drop of dew, Please let me catch the brightest ray of morning light, Please let me hold the most genial wind, Please let me pick up the most brilliant Xia, But ah but, None of these can fully express my heart..." Yu Zhouzhou was attracted by the girl's gentle and affectionate voice, and stood there unable to move, as if his soul had been captured. ... a love poem?Like the kind in fairy tales where the prince writes to the princess? What a beautiful love poem. Yu Zhouzhou was still in a trance when he heard the last sentence of the question. "A day like this can only be turned into the simplest blessing, teacher, thank you." ...So it's not a love poem... The applause rang out again, and Yu Zhouzhou walked to the periphery of the crowd. Hearing the tender and beautiful female voice just now, he returned to his normal tone. I can't remember the concatenated words of the excellent teacher selection and commendation conference." "I don't remember clearly, but you can recite so well. You are the host of a large-scale event in the province and Taiwan at such a young age? What a child star, really amazing." Is the person who is speaking now the cold Teacher Yu?How soft her voice was, almost like some gentle mother. Don't people often say that the teacher is our mother?Sure enough, I was right. Yu Zhouzhou was asking and answering questions, when he suddenly saw the dull Li Xiaozhi standing beside him.She made a round of self-introduction just now, and the last person she met was Li Xiaozhi. "Li Xiaozhi, who was the one who recited just now?" Li Xiaozhi asked with a surprised expression, "Ah, you don't know her? She's Zhan Yanfei, that's Little Swallow." "Little Swallow?" Li Xiaozhi was even more surprised, "Don't you watch "Little Red Riding Hood"? Don't you know who the host of Little Red Riding Hood is?" "Host?" Yu Zhouzhou tilted his head and thought for a while, "Could it be Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf?" If these two people host the show together, it should be the harmony of the world as mentioned on TV... Li Xiaozhi did not roll his eyes at her as she imagined, but corrected her seriously, "There is no big bad wolf." ... Yu Zhouzhou later found out that Zhan Yanfei's stage name was Xiaoyanzi.And "Little Red Riding Hood" is the most famous children's program in the provincial TV station, a program that makes Yu Zhouzhou gnash his teeth with hatred-it is broadcast every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 o'clock in the evening, occupying the time of cartoons.Therefore, cartoons that could have played 7 episodes a week, but because of the existence of "Little Red Riding Hood", there are only 5 episodes left.Little Swallow is one of the three hosts of this show, and also the youngest child star.The other two are "Grandma" played by a thirty-year-old woman wearing a wig, and "Little Red Riding Hood" played by an eleven-year-old girl. Sure enough, there is no big bad wolf. Yu Zhouzhou didn't like this show very much, so he never watched it, so he didn't even know its name, so he naturally didn't know how famous Zhan Yanfei was. Teacher Yu stood up and announced that everyone lined up and it was time to go back to the classroom.After the crowd dispersed, Yu Zhouzhou saw Zhan Yanfei's appearance. like a doll.Porcelain Doll.She wears two braids, chubby baby fat on her face, bright black eyes, wearing a light yellow princess dress, black leather shoes, clean and elegant, like a very cute little doll. Yu Zhouzhou looked down at the miserable red potion on his body, squinted his mouth, only to realize that the popsicle stick of the "flower wand" was still in his hand, he quickly let go and threw it away, and then lowered his head and sneaked into the team. After returning to the class, there was another sit-in, but Teacher Yu took advantage of this time to announce the list of class cadres. Zhan Yanfei is the class monitor. Xu Yanyan is the deputy monitor.In addition, there are various "committees", a hygienist in charge of eye exercises, and four team leaders. Of course, it has nothing to do with Yu Zhouzhou. Teacher Yu said that when everyone joins the Young Pioneers, they will also have the position of squadron leader. The squadron leader is the biggest official in the class and will be selected based on the performance of the children.As for these class cadres, they are all substitutes. If they perform well, they will be promoted, at least from one bar to two bars.If the performance is not good, it may be dismissed.Everyone must cooperate with the work of the class cadres. "Did everyone understand?" "understood!" Yu Zhouzhou, who was still in a trance, didn't make any comments on everyone's elongated voice this time. She has only one name on her mind. little swallow. When the get out of class was over for the second time, everyone was no longer like a stray goose.They all gathered around Zhan Yanfei, and listened to her talk about the TV station, and many stories about celebrities and comedians in the literary and art circles in the province... Yu Zhouzhou couldn't squeeze in, and she didn't know why she was a little bored. He didn't want to squeeze in, so he wandered around with Li Xiaozhi, but couldn't help eavesdropping because of curiosity. She suddenly remembered what Benben had told her back then. He wants her to be a great person. Yu Zhouzhou suddenly felt a little disappointed.She introduced herself to everyone, but they may not remember her, but Zhan Yanfei didn't say anything, but let them all surround her. Yu Zhouzhou raised his head to look at the distant sky, and told himself in his heart that none of them knew that Yu Zhouzhou was actually very powerful.After Zhan Yanfei transformed into Little Swallow, after Yu Zhouzhou transformed... It's still Yu Zhouzhou. She paced and sat by the flower bed, held up her little head, and looked down at her snow-blue sandals. A series of movements of Xiaoyou's transformation in "I am Britney Sweets" were replayed over and over again in his mind.Xiaoyou, who transformed into Britney Sweets, stood on the stage and sang beautiful songs, shining brightly, and has countless supporters.What Lian Junfu likes is also such sweets. When Yu Zhouzhou performed the hypnotic activity "I am Britney Sweets" to herself alone, she didn't realize that she seemed to have lost some certain happiness.Moreover, Britney is not Athena, not a queen, nor a heroine.She is just a mortal who attracts attention, and Yu Zhouzhou's desire for such a mortal far exceeds that of being a goddess. Suddenly feeling the ponytail being pulled by someone, she opened her eyes, and it was Lin Yang's face that appeared in front of her eyes. "Our class is over, and I saw you sitting here by yourself, ha, is it because no one cares about you?" ...was hit. Yu Zhouzhou gave him a blank look, but she was a little happy in her heart. She finally met an acquaintance, and she was not so lonely anymore.Just as she was about to say something to him, she heard some boys shouting in the distance, "Lin Yang, come here quickly!" In just half a day, he had a new friend to play with.Yu Zhouzhou sighed inwardly, suddenly feeling very depressed. So he said very obediently, "Your little friend is looking for you, go quickly." Lin Yang raised his eyebrows again, his eyes widened, and he had an expression of "you took the wrong medicine".After being stunned for a while, he turned around and shouted to the children, "Play first, I'll be there in a while!" After he finished speaking, he came over and sat next to Yu Zhouzhou, tilting his head to look at her, "What's wrong with you? Does your leg still hurt?" "It doesn't hurt anymore." "you are not happy?" Yu Zhouzhou sighed slowly, "Lin Yang, I'm in a bad mood." Lin Yang looked at her with his mouth wide open, feeling extremely surprised.He always felt that Yu Zhouzhou was different from others.Including himself, if he is unhappy, he may cry, make a fuss, lie on the ground and roll around, and ask for this and that, but absolutely no one will sigh like an adult and say, I am in a bad mood. "Why?" He also decided to be more serious in front of her. "I do not know either." They sat side by side, using the same movement, propping their elbows on their knees, and then propping up their small chins with their hands, while gazing blankly ahead, while dangling their legs hanging in mid-air. "I said, have you seen "Little Red Riding Hood?" Lin Yang shook his head, "What is that?" Yu Zhouzhou was suddenly a little happy, you see, not everyone has watched "Little Red Riding Hood". "The monitor of our class is the host of "Little Red Riding Hood." Lin Yang's tone didn't change, "The host of Little Red Riding Hood?...Is it the big bad wolf?" He was ready to be rolled his eyes or scolded by her, but he didn't expect that Yu Zhouzhou was smiling at him, with crooked eyebrows and raised mouth corners, like five evening moons.He turned his head away from her in a little embarrassment, coughed and said, "What's so great about the monitor, I'm also the monitor of our class!" Yu Zhouzhou did not mock him as he expected, but said seriously, "That's great. Be good. Our teacher said that if you don't perform well, you will be dismissed." Lin Yang's vanity was inflated all of a sudden, he patted his chest proudly and said loudly, "Cut, dismissed? I will be the team leader in the future! Everyone in the team except the principal has to listen to me!" Yu Zhouzhou narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Well, I believe in you." Lin Yang will never forget the first day of school again in his life.It was a dreary cloudy day, boring, long, but bright in his memory.There were so many people at the flag-raising ceremony, her lunch box happened to hit him. Is this what is meant to be said on TV? A gust of wind blew by, and Yu Zhouzhou's hair was blown up, brushing against his right ear, itching.Lin Yang didn't know what to say, so he raised his head, looked at the gloomy gray clouds, and heard the whistle of pigeons in the distance accompanied by the flapping of wings, and said softly to Yu Zhouzhou, "I will definitely be a big Captain's." It was many years later that Yu Zhouzhou saw in a certain romance novel that the male protagonist was a hero all his life, but he looked at the female protagonist tenderly and affectionately and said, Look, I want to send the whole world to you. However, such a country and beauty will never have a happy ending.