Chapter 7 Chapter Seven: To Kunlun

"What is pressing on my chest?" Chi You thought in his dream, "Is it a ghost pressing the bed? But why is it so soft and fragrant?" He opened his eyes vigorously, and the first thing he saw was a pair of big green eyes, looking at him curiously.On the two snow-white fangs, saliva hit his forehead drop by drop. "Monster...youkai!" Chi You jumped up from the bed. Spooky was originally lying on his chest to observe his sleeping face, but at this moment, she was overturned and landed on the ground.However, the evil spirit sitting on Chiyou's lap gently floated up in the air as Chiyou got up. Chiyou sat up straight, and the evil spirit fell down again, still sitting firmly on Chiyou's lap.

"We didn't make any troubles, did we? Don't pester me. I have no money, no sex, and no energy. It's worthless for you to pester me." Chi You said tremblingly, "How did you get in here?" "Oh, sprites, how did we get in here?" Miu Mei couldn't remember clearly either, she didn't pay attention to these trivial things, entering a human's house is really not difficult for big elves like them. "After we finished our breakfast, we walked in a circle on the street and came in," said the sprite. "Why are you drooling at me after breakfast?" Chi You was in awe of the monster's little fangs.

"Oh," Yan Mei patted his brother's head, "Don't be afraid, Shaojun, he doesn't eat people, he just sees people's throats rising and falling with breathing...he will drool a little like his predecessors." "It still sounds scary... What about you? Do you... eat people?" Chi You asked Qi Mei. "When I was a little demon, I always dreamed of finding someone to eat, but at that time Zhuolu hadn't been built yet, and the surroundings were deserted. Now I don't need to eat anymore." Qi Mei said regretfully. "Young Master! How many monsters are there?"

Suddenly, the room was filled with fighting energy like a scorching sun, and then the entire wall collapsed.Xing Tian rushed into the room, with his left hand resting on his right, brave and heroic, with sleepy eyes. There was one person and two demons in the room, Chi You was sitting on the bed wearing an inner garment with the skirts parted, and Yao Mei was sitting on his lap, a sprite with long hair and a short skirt, and a round head sat next to him and pulled the sleeves of Yao Mei. "They are guests... guests!" Chi You explained. "No, it looks like a family of three." Xing Tian covered his masculine body with a shield, and put on a hospitable smile, "This subordinate is reckless, the more such fairies are always the better, young master, you can entertain them slowly. The subordinates retreated first."

Before Chi You had time to speak, Xing Tian carried Qian and Qi back to where they had come from, completely invisible. "My subordinate...sometimes...has some strange ideas, but in fact, he values...women very much." Chi You explained embarrassingly to Qi Mei. After the words fell, Xing Tian suddenly rushed in again, grabbed the monster by the collar, saluted respectfully, and retreated at the same time, "I will receive this guest, young master, you can receive the monster." Sprites protested: "I am also a monster." Xing Tian was disdainful, curled his lips, gestured twice on his chest, and rubbed his butt on the door frame, "Do you have breasts? Is your butt round? Are you ashamed to call yourself a monster just like you? I can't see you Where is the monster all over the body."

Xing Tian disappeared again, and Chi You said: "You see, what I just said is true. But to avoid suspicion, can the girl not sit on my lap..." "Oh, is it taboo for humans to do this? I used to always sit on tall trees, and I'm not used to sitting on mats." Qi Mei jumped up lightly, like a light cloud climbing up the roof beams. "Well, only a few very close people do that." "I heard that those who collude with evil spirits in Zhuolu City will be sentenced to death?" Qi Mei asked while sitting on the roof beam. "It seems that after the wind, new laws are issued every year. I don't know what the current ones say."

"Are we the 'few very close people'?" Qi Mei asked. "No no no no." Chi You waved his hands hastily, "Only the parents and a kind of matchmaker can decide the few people who are very close, and the procedure is very complicated." "Then why did Shaojun save the demon? We are fairies, you are human, and we are not close, and this is the first time we have met." Qi Mei raised the final question, "We fairies are relatively simple, Zhien must Tubao, but I still don’t know why you guys are so kind to the sprites, I can’t figure it out, and my head hurts thinking about it, so I just came here to ask.”

"Actually, I slept badly yesterday, and my head hurts too." Chi You scratched his head. Qi Mei frowned puzzled and looked at him blankly. "I didn't sleep most of the night..." Yan Mei wanted to reach out and touch Chi You's forehead to see if he was fainted from fever, talking nonsense like that. "I was so scared when I sobered up. I didn't know why my head got hot for a while, so I went to help the monster. I couldn't figure it out, and my head hurt." Chi You said sincerely: "Girl, you ask me, I will help you." I still want to ask someone."

The demon on the roof beam pressed her forehead, suddenly lost her balance, and fell down with her head on her feet. "Qi Mei, are you diving again? Be careful not to overdo it." The monster who was playing dice with Xing Tian in the courtyard suddenly raised his head and shouted to Chi You's bedroom. There was a deafening loud noise in the bedroom, followed by a charming roar: "Speak up! It's not that I lost my mind while listening to your words, I wouldn't have fallen so badly!" Sprites covered their mouths in panic, not daring to speak any more. "Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense," Xing Tian squatted in the courtyard, urging impatiently, "It's time to leave, I must turn the book back, it's my money for eating meat this month."

Yan Mei crawled out of the big hole in the reed mat, sat aside and brushed her hair in disgrace, "Why, haven't you ever seen a girl fall to the ground?" "I've never seen someone fall like this..." Chi You looked at the elf's gleaming seven-foot black hair, showing admiration. "You won't lie to us, will you? We are good fairies who have been staying in the woods." "Lying to you? What should I say?" Chi You was stunned. "Young Master, I've only seen two kinds of people:" Qi Mei suddenly ran up to Chi You and stared into his eyes, "One is stupid, always wants to take advantage of others, and always shows it to others; The type is smarter and wants to take advantage of others, but it is not easy for others to see it. I think your big guard is the first type, which type do you think you are?"

"It sounds like I should be the second type." Chi You said dully. "No," Yan Mei shook her head, "I think you are the third type." "The third type?" "Same as my junior brother outside the door, idiot!" said Qi Mei. "You think it is... Let's say it is..." Chi You murmured. Yan Mei stared at him for a long while, then shook her head in disappointment, jumped up to the roof beam again, and was alone in a daze.Chi You had nothing to do by himself, so he got up and folded his quilt. "It's strange that you didn't look like an idiot last night," Moe whispered from the rafters after a while. "I wasn't sober at the time." "There is another possibility!" Chi You suddenly saw Qi Mei appearing less than half a foot away from his face, and his heart sank suddenly.Qi Mei hangs upside down on the roof beam, looking deeply into his pupils.Those eyes are cold and sharp, like moonlight, which can illuminate the hidden things in people's hearts.He has a kind of fear and wants to avoid it, but he can't, he looks away, and he loses.He didn't know why he was trying to be stubborn with this goblin, and he didn't know what was in his heart that he was trying to hide, but he suddenly knew that there was indeed something in his heart that was so deep that he couldn't even see through it. "What?" Chi You asked cautiously. "It's because your heart is too deep, you have fooled me, and you have fooled yourself." Yan Mei gritted her snow-white teeth and said viciously. "What do you mean?" Chi You scratched his head, puzzled. "When people don't want to believe something, they will lie to themselves," said Xie Mei. "However," she stretched out a finger that was so white that it was almost transparent, and lightly brushed Chi You's pale face, "this face looks rather silly." "Are you really stupid?" The ethereal voice was like the wind. "I..." Chi You felt his head hurt. "Are you really stupid?" Qi Mei asked again. "I……" "Really?" In the pure brilliance of the first day, Qi Mei suddenly pressed her soft lips to Chi You's lips lightly, and the sunlight passed through the narrow distance between the two faces, scattering gorgeous colors. Chi You froze, his pupils dilated slowly. "Puff."His face was pale, and he fell on the mat, staring at the roof without blinking.I don't know if it's because of suffocation, fear, or excitement. "Hahahaha, you're kidding, you're kidding!" The goblin burst into a hearty laugh, "What do you think? I'm in love with you?" The light body of Qi Mei seemed to be blown up by the wind, and she floated out of the window effortlessly, gradually turning into a fallen leaf in sight, "Idiot, I'll come back tomorrow." In the morning, the sky of Zhuolu City is blue, clear and bright. "Hit that heartless man!" the women shouted. Chi You and Xing Tian flew over carts, carts, old people, and children, and ran in front of a group of women, leaving the ever-longer road behind. "Young Master, if you hurry up, they will all be thrown away." "But there's one more thing I can't get rid of." "which one?" "Look at the one on the roof." Xing Tian raised his head, and the girl in a short skirt and long belt was standing on the roof in the distance, with a charming and sly smile on her delicate lips, which made people confused and frightened. "Isn't it? What is this little fairy looking for you again?" "Anyway," Chi You said, "it's not because of love." Chi You and Xing Tian leaned against the wall, hiding in a narrow sidewalk, panting heavily, and there were scattered footsteps outside. "Xing Tian, ​​they won't find us, right?" Chi You said in a low voice, "What did you do again?" "I just drank too much wine last month. I accidentally said that I am not young, and I want to get married and live a stable life. I accidentally promised a few people, but I forgot their names." "Bah, just? You beast!" Chi You peeked out. Xing Tian behind him was silent for a long time, and suddenly said: "Hey, Ah Luo, nice to meet you." Chi You turned his head in shock, "Where did this woman jump out from?" A petite and exquisite woman was clasping Xing Tian's arm, leaning her face sweetly on his chest, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I won't yell loudly, as long as you don't run away, I won't share men with those worthless women What? Do you think I'm stupid?" Xing Tian grimaced, "Of course you're not stupid, how can the fish on the knife complain that the knife is stupid?" "Oh, Xing Tian, ​​you really have no conscience." A Luo wiped her tears with Xing Tian's sleeve. "I know I'm heartless, but can you tell me what's the reason?" "It was you who ate my whole roast pig in my wine shop, and you were the first one who promised me to marry me!" "Am I the kind of man who would sell himself for a roast pig?" Xing Tian puffed out his chest. "You are." Chi You said: "You said that when you have meat to eat, you eat pork to nourish your body, and if you don't have meat, you sell yourself for meat!" Xing Tian's face turned a little more bloody, "Those are just bold declarations, not the actual situation." "Does your promise still count?" A Luo asked. Xing Tian scratched his head, "Do you have to pay back the money if it doesn't count?" "No, there will be more roasted pigs to eat!" A Luo's eyes flashed with temptation. Xing Tian was bewildered by this kind of temptation, he grabbed his forehead, "I have to think... think about it." Chi You also wanted to give Xing Tianxia two doses of rotten medicine while Ah Luo was around, to retaliate against him for being chased and beaten early in the morning, but he appeared behind him like a ghostly smoke, giggling and pulling Chi You's ears . "Don't bother me." A gust of wind confused the eyes of everyone on the street, and Chi You and the goblin suddenly disappeared. The restaurants in Zhuolu City are always bustling with activity. "You elf, why do you always come to us?" Chi You asked. "I first came to a big city to visit relatives and friends, but I don't have any relatives and friends, so I need to find a few. I think it would be nice to have you as my relatives and friends." Xie Mei sipped a glass of wine, "It's really fun to drink wine!" "But we don't know each other well." "Aren't we the same party?" Qi Mei said, "I remember you fighting with those men in the casino, shouting while fighting, it was very powerful." "Do I have it?" Chi You blushed a little, "Well, I must still be drunk at that time... Qi Mei... can I discuss it?" "Ok." "Do you want to drink more?" "I'm drinking." "I mean... we sat down and drank face to face." "Aren't we face to face now? Otherwise, how could I see your eyes?" With her slender legs dangling, Yan Mei sat on Chi You's lap, holding a bowl of rice wine while sweeping Chi You's face with grass blades boredly. At this time, there was a melodious storytelling voice behind them. "However, there was a strong wind blowing from the north, and the wind was full of Yin Qi, and all the ghosts were crying, and the wings of Yinglong, the pioneer, were blown off." "Then what happened next?" the impatient man next to him asked. "Although the Yellow Emperor broke Yinglong, the divine general Dahong has already flown into the air! Dahong's Moon Crying Sword was made when he saw the Emperor of Heaven at the age of eighteen. The Emperor of Heaven used divine power to make it. , Hundreds of miles of mountains and rivers turned into barrenness. Dahong roared and swung the magic knife, and immediately smashed a gap in the left wing of the Ministry of Gonggong." "Then the king didn't go out?" "How is that possible? The Yellow Emperor's Shangfang sword has already been flying among the clouds, and now it is transformed into countless sword shadows, like a rain of swords all over the sky, whoever dies!" "Then our Xuanyuan Department has already won?" "Hahahaha," a burst of arrogant laughter, "but the general of our Gonggong Ministry, Gonggong, has already flown to the top of the Nine Heavens, above the head of the Yellow Emperor. Yes! It's me! I threw down the palm of my hand and blasted the Yellow Emperor." With a black face and red eyes, he fell straight into the clouds of the nine heavens. Now that the leader is broken, your Xuanyuan tribe will be scattered like birds and beasts, and there will be no Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor in the world from now on." "Hahahaha," the people listening to the excitement laughed, "Gonggong, you still won, so what happened to the king?" "Although the king is brave, how can he compare to this lunatic?" Another man smiled and said. "The lunatic won't listen to your nonsense. You can use these copper coins to drink. If you don't make up a new one tomorrow, we will directly throw you into the wine tank." The men who gathered together laughed and dispersed, leaving only a beggar who was as tall as a giant in the middle.He casually grabbed the copper plate on the table and threw it to the owner of the restaurant, "The wine money owed three days ago has been paid back." The owner of the restaurant laughed and scolded: "This is owed thirty days ago." Qi Mei patted the owner of the restaurant on the shoulder curiously, "This lunatic is so bold, why didn't anyone come to catch him?" The owner of the restaurant stared blankly at the charming beauty, "You mean Gonggong? He's a lunatic anyway." Chi You was also very curious, and walked up to that lunatic named Gonggong, "You always say that, the king will not let you go." "I know too," Gonggong said a little depressed, "but how can I go to Kunlun if I don't defeat the Yellow Emperor?" "To Kunlun?" "Yes, I will go to Kunlun if I defeat the Yellow Emperor." Gong Gong filled Chi You with wine in a pottery bowl, "Is it Young Master Chi You? Drink, drink, the wine comes on credit, and you don't have to pay for more drinks." Chi You shook his head, "I'm not very good at drinking, and if I drink too much, I will go crazy." "Does Yan's grandson know how to drink? In the past, your grandfather could drink ten catties of wine and eat a pig." Chi You imagined in his mind an old man who drank ten catties of wine and ate a pig, but he turned out to be a bear. Gong Gong also filled himself with wine, "It's better to drink. Every time I get drunk, I feel that I can defeat the Xuanyuan family, and then run westward freely. Then run higher and higher, to Kunlun." "The king arrested you before you reached Kunlun," Chi You said. "I'm not afraid," Gonggong smiled secretly, "I'm not afraid at all." "Chi You, let's ignore this lunatic, you see he's really gone crazy." Yan Mei was still sitting on Chi You's lap and swept the leaf across his face. "I heard that the Queen Mother of the West lives in the Kunlun Mountains, with nine layers of weak water and twelve jade towers, so I really want to see it. But I am a proton, so I can't." Gonggong has already drank a catty of rice wine. "Are you a proton too?" "Yes, from the Ministry of Gonggong." Gonggong squinted his eyes.Gong Gong's eyes are big and bright, matching his burly figure, but there is always a blur in his eyes.At this moment, a trace of blur spread, covering the entire pair of pupils. "Do you know how far it is from here in Kunlun Mountains?" Qi Mei asked. "Some say a million miles." "If you walk one hundred miles a day, you will have to walk ten thousand days!" "Yes, thirty years." "how old are you?" "Forty years old." "It takes sixty years for a round trip, can you live to be a hundred years old?" Gonggong smiled happily, "You are so stupid, I have already arrived in Kunlun, why do I have to come back?" "I'm stupid?" Qi Mei made a face at Chi You. "Then you're seventy years old when you arrive in Kunlun, what's so good about you?" Gonggong said: "Many people will live to be seventy years old, why do you want to live to be seventy years old?" Qi Mei suddenly froze for a moment. Gonggong said: "I don't know either. I lived to be seventy years old just to go to Kunlun, to go to Kunlun freely." When Gonggong had drunk the third catty, he looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? Why don't I have a hundred thousand soldiers in my hand? I want to take them across Buzhou Mountain and clear Xuanyuan's territory." "and then?" "Go to Kunlun!" His eyes sparkled. "Going to Kunlun to fight a war? Going to Kunlun just for you will kill people." Chi You frowned. "Yes, people will die," Gong Gong was stunned, "People will die..." Gong Gong jumped up suddenly, and shrank to the small window of the restaurant to drink, his eyes blurred again. "Hmph!" Qi Mei said, "Crazy!" After a long time, Gonggong ran back from the window with his head shrugged, and said apologetically, "I think you are right, but... I still want to go to Kunlun." Chi You and Qi Mei looked at each other in blank dismay. "Come on, come on, let's say Xuanyuan and Gonggong fight Weishui!" Before Chi You and Yan Mei had time to react, Gonggong laughed and jumped up, shouting vigorously in the center of the wine shop. "The lunatic is telling a story again, the lunatic is telling a story again!" The men laughed and gathered around again. Yan Mei pulled Chi You, and ran out of the wine shop as if fleeing.She covered her ears, unable to bear the noise of Gong Gong and those drunken men. "Damn madman!" Qi Mei said angrily. "The lunatic is really amazing, he can make monsters so angry..." Chi You muttered softly. "What did you say?" Yan Mei stared fiercely, but she suddenly froze, she saw Chi You's gaze changed, warm and confused. She cautiously followed Chi You's line of sight. It was the time when the sun was setting, and in the bloody afterglow, amidst the bustling crowd, a man and a woman hugged each other in the depths of the alley. The carriage brought up light dust, and the street was full of passers-by from north to south. They just passed through the bustling streets of Zhuolu and passed the alley.But no one took the time to take a second look, and no one stopped to take the next step. Pedestrians are like flowing water unintentionally, only the solidified figure in the flowing water is as gentle. Xing Tian put his strong arms around Ah Luo, burying her delicate face in his broad chest.A Luo is as weak as a fallen leaf in the water, while Xing Tian is as strong as a reef that has gone through millions of years.A gust of wind blew up A Luo's black hair, like a haunting past. At this moment, the charming goblin and the future madman were nailed to death at the door of the wine shop like arrows by the sun. "Do you remember that I said that Xing Tian has no heart at all?" Chi You murmured. "Remember," said the goblin. "Since I've been with him for fifteen years, I'm sure he's faking it now." Chi You said, "It's just to repay the favor he owes someone to roast a pig." "That's right!" "But knowing that he is faking, why am I still so moved?" Chi You wiped his nose, "I have become sentimental recently." "Because you're a fool." Qi Mei said. "Then why are you so moved?" "I just want to sneeze a little..." Qi Mei also wiped her nose. In the distant BC, when human beings had not spread all over the world, and when the goblin was still the owner of the forest, one afternoon, the goblin who had just arrived in the big city felt a strange sense of happiness because he saw a love saint and a woman embracing each other.She wants a man who hugs him fervently right now and tells her how lovely the world is.But the only man in front of her, and the only man in her life who was tempted, just stared into the distance in a daze.But she still feels happy, she thinks there is hope for everything, and she really should come to the human place, because there are infinite possibilities here. At this time, the friends had just met each other, Zhuolu City was still beautiful and warm, and the stories that made them roar and sad had not yet begun. "Let's play a contract!" Qi Mei said. "How do you make a contract?" Chi You said. "If you saved the monster once, we are considered friends," said Xie Mei, "I will return you a favor, no matter what your request is, as long as you come to me, this is the token of our contract." A seven-foot black silk automatically separated from the enchanting long temples, floated in the air, twisted and twisted by itself, formed a bowknot, and fell into Chi You's palm. After a while, it disappeared as if it had melted into the sunlight. "Isn't it a token?" Chi You was puzzled, "It's gone." Qi Mei brushed the tip of his nose with a blade of grass, and pointed to her heart, "It's stored here, and you can come and withdraw it when the time comes."