Chapter 4 Chapter 4 Friends of the Madman

"Actually, Xing Tian, ​​I really think you are pretty good, even if you have a little flaw, don't think of yourself as perfect, although women like you very much." "What small defect? ​​What small defect?" Xing Tian's eyes widened. Chi You thought about it: "Well, I don't think it's very good... Maybe it means that men are not very reliable, they like to mess with women, and then they don't care about them, and they are not too picky about women, and they can accept all kinds of things. It's better...that's probably what it means."

"Shaojun, do you want to say the word obscene?" "Yes!" Chi You seemed to have found a treasure, "Yes, that's the word, obscene!" "Hey, what else can I say? Why are my eyes full of tears? It is this tilted world that imposes unreasonable differences on me!" Xing Tian stood in the middle of the street, his eyes full of melancholy. "But don't give up on yourself because of this, this..." Chi You wanted to comfort him a few words, "Actually, you are quite reliable with me. You tell those people that you stole the bacon, so that our Shennong family's prestige will not be enough. Damaged, I am still very grateful to you for this matter."

"Shaojun, don't be so ignorant." Xing Tian was generous and bold, with a loud voice, "I recognize the lewdness, so what's the point of helping you recognize someone who robbed bacon?" People all over the street could hear his thunderous voice, and Chi You wished he could grab a piece of wet mud and pounce on it to block that big mouth.It's a pity he can't do it, Xing Tian is too tall. Chi You was not satisfied with Xing Tian's IQ, but he was very satisfied with his appearance.No matter how much people in Zhuolu City hate Xing Tian, ​​they have to admit that he is a cool man.At this time, Xing Tian had his "dry" stuck in his waist, holding a thick "Qi" in his hand, like a towering mountain standing behind Chi You, with a simple thorn twig tied his long hair, the hairstyle is very unruly, thick Both the beard and the black chest hair showed his ancestry as a southern barbarian, and he was as strong as a wild bear with his head out to steal a beehive.

Chi You and Xing Tian were on their way to school, women surrounded them cheering and screaming, throwing fruit. Chi You was very used to this kind of thing.He calmly wiped away a pear smashed on his face, as if when spring came, Yake was walking on the willows with flowers, and the fruit behind his head passed through the air with a whistling sound. A clever guy named Cangjie in Zhuolu City created a set of characters. Before that, except for the ancient tadpole characters and knotted knots that few people understood, they could only remember things by patting their heads.The Yellow Emperor ordered to pass on this knowledge to the protons, so that they might be able to bring the writing back to their tribe in the future, so that the Yellow Emperor's edict could be spread all over the world.

It was a big trouble for Cangjie to issue edicts before he created characters. The Yellow Emperor could only draw pictures to express his meaning.For example, if the Ministry of Shennong was required to pay tribute to a pair of wild geese as sacrifices for use in sacrifices, he would draw a pair of geese, and then draw a person worshiping on a high platform.But this is very inconvenient. When the Yellow Emperor's mother celebrated her birthday, he drew a picture of his own mother, and then drew himself bowing down, signaling that it was time for the ministries to pay tribute.A few months after the edict was issued, the Chen Feng family paid tribute to ten old women.

Huang Di was furious and said, "What's the matter?" Chen Feng's envoy said, "The king said in his letter that he worships old women the most." The protons have no interest in learning to write.At that time, there were no books circulating. The most common text was the edict of the Yellow Emperor, and the edict issued to the protons was most likely the edict to behead.It is really not a comforting skill to understand the decree of beheading.But helpless by the order of the Yellow Emperor, Master Yu Fengbo and the others could only go to the school on time to listen to Cangjie's teachings.

Gradually, going to school became a club activity.Including Master Feng Boyu's "Knife Handle Club", Chen Feng's and You Xiong's "Axe Gang", all of them are influential societies in the school, and the main purpose of going to school is to take the opportunity to discuss the latest major events in the city.It is only at this time that the protons can be high-spirited, forget that they are just a head waiting to be chopped off, and feel that there are still many things in the world that they can do. The earliest rivers and lakes in the world were born in that small school in Zhuolu City. Later, rivers and lakes appeared everywhere, and many people forgot themselves in the rivers and lakes.

The school dormitory was covered with neat bamboo mats, and every morning Cangjie drove a carriage "rumbling" through the streets and alleys of Zhuolu. The cart was full of bamboo slips.Then Cangjie yelled at the door, and the guards of the protons came out in a single file and began to unload the goods. Chi You didn't sleep well in the morning, so he dozed off on the desk with his chin resting on his chin, listening to the tidal cheers from the women outside.He glanced out of the window, and Xing Tian was holding up two bundles of bamboo slips to show off his protruding pectoral muscles and well-defined arm muscles to the women onlookers.

"If a woman in Zhuolu City decides who will be the king, Xing Tian of your family will definitely kill the Yellow Emperor!" A hostage said in admiration. Chi You pulled up his collar to cover his head: "I don't know him." "It's too insidious!" Yu Shi patted the table angrily, "Dare to put medicine in the bacon, it's really disrespectful to the brothers!" "It's gone!" Feng Bo agreed.He also had diarrhea badly last night, and finally squatted in the leaky hut of his house and couldn't get up at all. While having diarrhea, he looked up at the starry sky and thought about the girl with the beard.However, he didn't eat the piece of bacon that was used to cure rats, but because he was too hungry, he drank his stomach full of cabbage soup.

"Forget it, I guess that piece of meat is going to be used to cure rats." Chi You realized that the two bosses probably couldn't figure out the essence of the matter, so he poked his head out of his clothes to say something.He didn't eat much less than Xing Tian, ​​but he just felt a little uncomfortable, and he recovered after a night of sleep. Master Yu kicked Chi You fiercely under the table: "If you don't tell the truth, you will die? We snatched a piece of bacon that bit a mouse? Do you want the ax to help those people laugh to death?" "Extinct, extinct!" Chi You reacted, raising his voice ruthlessly, "Cause our brother has diarrhea, and let him die to see the sun tomorrow!"

Master Yu kicked him again: "That's a big word, if we don't get rid of the deli owner tonight, they will still laugh at us!" Chi You shrugged: "It will definitely rain tomorrow, but there will be no sun." "Hey, what to do, what to do, I'm a bit annoying every day now. People are getting bigger and bigger, homes are getting farther and farther away, monthly payments are getting less and less, and money is getting worse." Feng Bo lazily leaned against Yu Shi On his back, his poetic ability is the best among the protons. "Stop reading it, the more you read it, the more annoying it gets. I heard that a new hostage is coming to Zhuolu." Master Yu said. "The new one? Should we treat the rest of us to a meal? The new one has money." Uncle Feng suddenly regained his energy. "Don't just eat and eat all day long, anyway, we are also the blood of the princes of the four directions, although it is very unsatisfactory to be a proton now," Master Yu said firmly: "We must not lose our reputation." "If Weiming can be eaten as a meal, I hope it is a big cake," Feng Bo said with a snort, "It will be fine for another two years. Shake all of a sudden!" "Shake you ghost, shake it? Do you think you're a good diabolo?" Rain Master laughed at him, "You've got your magic tricks but you can blow some evil winds. We still have to stay in Zhuolu City as hostages." Master Yu Fengbo are descendants of Taihao and Zhuanxu, with pure bloodlines. The ancestors are said to be the gods of wind and rain and gave birth to offspring, so the family has the power to control the wind and rain from generation to generation.Feng Bo's is Feng Po, and Yu Shi's is Yu Po, but this ability will not work until he has sacrificed to the Emperor of Heaven in the Xuantian Temple at the age of sixteen and opened his orifices. "I have no idea, I have to know how to use my ability. I know how to blow the wind, can I help people dry mutton? Can I help people dry raisins?" Uncle Feng has a plan in mind, "It's not difficult to earn some money to eat." Master Yu slapped his head: "That's right! My ability is useful in the dry season!" At this moment, these two guys are gearing up, thinking about doing something that benefits the country and the people, earning money to support themselves, and many years later, Uncle Feng waved his hand to make the piercing new wind sweep across the earth, and the rain master used his gaze to attract dark clouds. When thunder and lightning and torrential rain poured down on the whole world, they just wanted to turn this terrible world into a watery country and bury everything under it.Because they don't like the world. "Hey? Chi You, you are the grandson of Emperor Yan, what kind of soul are you?" Feng Bo thought about it, and gave a thumbs up, "This is what your grandfather is capable of!" "I..." Chi You scratched his head, "I seem to be more able to eat..." "Are you too embarrassed to say?" Ancient mirror-like eyes appeared in the window of the school dormitory, a petite and fair face smiled in the morning sun, and the light cast a faint halo around her cheeks. "Uncle Feng! Don't look, just look at what disgusting things you have done!" Yu Shi said. "What's wrong with me?" Uncle Feng turned his gaze back. "Your saliva dripped onto my clothes." "You wipe my clothes yourself," Feng Bo said disdainfully, "It seems that you don't look at beautiful women yourself." "I'm looking at beautiful women! But I wouldn't lose my temper like this? I knew they were beautiful women. In all the stories, transfer students should be beautiful girls, right? Long hair, white skirts, and butterfly hairpins." Yu Shi grabbed a sleeve and wiped it vigorously on his own sleeve, watching the girl holding her soft face in the sun while listening to Cangjie's lecture, her ancient mirror-like eyes were empty, obviously she was also Distracted. "What is a transfer student? A new popular vocabulary recently?" Feng Bo asked. "It's just that one morning you came to the school dormitory to listen to the teacher's babbling, and suddenly a beautiful woman who came from afar to listen to the class was arranged to sit next to you. This is the transfer student." Yu Shi said. "I don't know how much knowledge is hidden in your walnut-sized brain." Uncle Feng said vaguely, "Why do you think they must be good-looking?" "Because they... come from afar." Yu Shi sighed lightly and long, while tugging at the hem of the sleeve. "Hey...Master Yu, be careful." Chi You said. "What's the matter with you?" Master Yu looked at the little brother impatiently. "You're holding my sleeve..." Master Yu was taken aback, and threw down Chi You's sleeve angrily: "Can I borrow it and use it? You're stingy! Anyway, your clothes haven't been washed for several days." He grabbed Uncle Feng's sleeve, continued to wipe his own, and looked at the beautiful woman with his chin resting like Uncle Feng. "Hey... Rain Master..." Chi You said again. "What's the matter?" Master Yu's interest was defeated by Chi You, "Take your sleeve again? Watch it! This is Uncle Feng's sleeve!" "You got the right sleeve, but Uncle Feng's saliva fell on your other sleeve..." "Oh," Yu Shi patted his forehead, "five tones confuse people, and five colors confuse people!" He returned to the action of resting his chin: "But it's nice to have beautiful women watching." Yun Jin secretly turned her head and looked at the three heroes of the "Knife Hilt Society" in the corner. The two bosses among the three heroes showed idiot smiles and waved in salute, while the younger brother turned his head away in shame and anger. The first time Yun Jin saw Chi You, he felt that he was the only idiot in the world. The second time he saw Chi You was in this school, surrounded by many people, only Chi You was not an idiot.When Cangjie patted her on the shoulder and introduced her to his classmates and teenagers who were also protons, countless idiot-like smiles burst out in an instant, and countless passionate gazes converged on Yunjin's face. The sound of saliva is "clicking", the protons are all bold and honest people, and they make no secret of their feelings. But Chi You was first in a daze, then surprised, grinned and smiled.This smile is also a bit silly, but it seems to say, yes, it is her, we know each other. In the school dormitory in the morning, the sun is warm and soft. Cang Jie recited aloud: "Since the birth of the Yellow Emperor, he was born godly, weak and able to speak, young and mature, mature and intelligent. The Yellow Emperor was accustomed to fighting and fighting, and the princes came here..." The heroes of the Hilt Club leaned against the wall with their legs crossed on the small table and their hands as pillows.Chi You is in a daze, while Feng Bo and Yu Shi are watching Yunjin, enjoying themselves.On the small table by the window, Yun Jin engraved characters on a bamboo slip, and the tip of the knife scratched thin and green bamboo skins.She blew away those bamboo strands, and showed a bright smile to Young Master Chen Feng who was beside her, and Young Master Chen Feng accepted the task of handing over the strips without hesitation.Yunjin didn't say who to hand this note to, so the bamboo slips were passed around one by one in the hands of the protons, and everyone took it with joy, wondering if it was to test our literary talent?But when I first saw the words on the bamboo slips, I was confused, and scratched my head one by one. When this thin wooden slip was finally transferred to Yu Shi after dozens of hands, Yu Shi's curiosity already made him want to grab Cangjie and throw it out.There are obviously dozens of losers in front of him, but none of them can decipher the great secret on this bamboo slip. What is this?A test question?a riddle?The secret heart knot of a Shaohao girl? Master Yu held the bamboo slip and wiped it vigorously with his hands. He looked at Chi You on the left and Uncle Feng on the right, showing a resolute expression: "Gather together! Brainstorm!" His brothers all nodded in agreement. If the Young Master Chen Feng didn't understand it, then the Axe Gang would lose. If one of them could understand it, the knife handle would be embarrassing. Master Yu slowly removed his hand covering the bamboo slips, his heart was as cold as the twelfth lunar month in winter.His face twitched: "It's actually a philosophical question..." The inscription on that bamboo slip reads: "Why does it rain in the sky?" Master Yu had never studied philosophy, and he didn't believe that his brothers who worshiped the hero Chao Tianwang could cultivate it. He let out a long sigh and passed the bamboo slips directly to the next person. At this time, Xing Tian was lying by the window and flirting with the women who were watching the bustle outside. The young masters were looking at the new beauty. There was a quiet movement under the table, while Chi You looked out from the window, staring at the blue sky outside with ecstasy, and the clouds were floating at a very high place, not moving at all. He thinks it will not rain today, because everything is fine now, warm and happy, and there is still enough time to imagine a beautiful life, so the cloud will not cry.He smiled involuntarily, his eyebrows arched. Cang Jie spattered and said, "Xuanyuan builds virtue and cultivates soldiers, heals five qi, five kinds of arts, heals all people, saves all directions..."