Chapter 13 Chapter Twelve

Poppy married into a wealthy family as she wished. Tong Niu never expected that the wedding night would be his new hell--in the face of the flirtatious poppy, he had no way to deal with it, and he had no way to start.He originally thought that he was weak under the pressure of his ex-wife, but he didn't know that he was already immortal from beginning to end! "You can take medicine—" the ecstasy flesh lying on his body said delicately. take medicine?He was startled.Who doesn't know the side effects of such drugs? !So, this woman, like his ex-wife, disregarded his health and life? !For an extremely narcissistic person like him, this is simply intolerable!But just when his face changed, Poppy seemed to understand his inner monologue, and became as gentle as water, "Besides, it's nothing, it's just a small thing, you don't have to worry too much. Everything will be fine if you take your time Yes, there is no inverting phoenix, there are also piano, chess, calligraphy and painting." After saying that, he got out of bed, poured two glasses of Bordeaux, and the two slowly drank, which immediately moved Tongniu to a mess.

Tongniu felt that he owed Poppy, so he slowly obeyed her.One day for dinner, Poppy personally cooks and cooks a table of delicious dishes, which Tongniu likes to eat on weekdays.Tong Niu immediately acted like an old man, took a sip of wine, and he, who never joked, was silent for a while, "It's hard for you, my dear Mrs. Poppy. I found that you are very talented in housekeeping and financial management. Today I officially appoint you as a part-time The steward of the Tong family!" Unexpectedly, this sentence became a turning point in Poppy's life - she immediately asked with a smile: "When it comes to financial management, I would like to ask the officials, what can you do with one dollar?" Before Tongniu could answer, she continued ——

"For one dollar, you can find someone to buy a fake fifty-dollar bill; then take the fifty dollars to the book stand at the gate of the elementary school and make a phone call, and get forty-nine dollars and fifty cents real money from the old man with presbyopia; then go to the underground market to buy I bought nine yellow discs at a bargain price of 50 cents, and took a long-distance trip to a nearby county for 5 yuan, and sold them at a price of 15 yuan each for 135 yuan; on the return trip, I bought them for students at the small commodity wholesale market for 5 yuan. I bought 260 pens, and I set up a stall in front of the school, and sold them at a price of 1.5 yuan each for 390 yuan."

Tong Niu laughed out loud when he heard it, and was infected by his wife's humor, but his wife looked into his unmoving eyes and said lightly: "It's a pity that this is not my patent, this is a business experience told to me by an acquaintance, and it is still far away." It's far from over! Do you want to listen to what's next?" Tongniu paid a heavy price for his curiosity—— This patent belongs to Abao. Poppy introduced Abao to her husband on the 60th day after entering the Tong family.Husband listened with great interest to Abao's entire statement about what one dollar can do:

After selling pens for 390 yuan, you can play mahjong with Dao Shang brother, deliberately lose 100, and learn about the purchase channel of ecstasy from his mouth, buy 58 pills for 290 yuan, and sell them for 10 yuan. You get 580 yuan for the ballroom; you pay 80 yuan for the protection fee, and the remaining 500 yuan is used to collect younger brothers in the dance hall (fifty yuan per person for high school students is enough), ten younger brothers will collect protection fees for you, and you can receive two dollars a day. One thousand yuan, excluding dividends, you still have fifteen hundred yuan; then go to the entertainment city to find a lady, offer three hundred yuan but give one thousand yuan, the lady promises to be devoted to you, respects you as a chicken head, and introduces a sister to you, the rest Five hundred yuan to print advertisements in a printing factory that is about to close down, and they are posted all over the city. Each of the ten girls picks up customers five times a day, and each time they give you 100 yuan. The daily income is 10×5×100, so you get 5,000 yuan , one month is 150,000 yuan; 100,000 yuan rents a shop to open an entertainment center, 50,000 yuan recruits 30 girls (senior), each picks up customers three times a day, and gets a dividend of 300 yuan a month, 30×3×300× 810,000 at 30; 100,000 (protection fee) for the industrial, commercial, tax and police, and 710,000 left over to take the goods to Yunnan. As long as you go to the mainland, you can double it ten times. The journey will take about half a month, and you will get 7 million (100,000) expenses on the road and necessary guns); after doing this lot of money, wash your hands, register a real estate company, and recruit migrant workers from the countryside (maybe you will be recruited to buy your porn, haha). One spends 60,000 yuan, one million is spent on treats and gifts to the municipal government (not less), all the municipal projects are in hand, the tofu dregs project is done, the road is repaired and repaired, and the income is 20 million in two months; compensation for migrant workers Life money is 30,000 (I took more than 20 projects in two months, and one was exhausted, don’t be afraid, there are people above), with a monthly salary of 50,000, I will hire a doctoral student who can speak five foreign languages, go abroad to find a brand as an agent, and represent Italian leather shoes Sold to China, then took samples to Wenzhou, made fake products, and earned 50 million in a month; was discovered by an Italian manufacturer, compensated 10 million, plus the remaining more than 10 million last month, found an American consortium to finance the website (Doctoral students can't let him idle), raised 200 million, crushed Sohu and Sina, became China's largest portal website, went public, market value reached 200 million US dollars, bought securities companies, became a dark horse, rose to ten on the first day times, and sold all the stocks (51%) at the opening of the market the next day, earning US$1.2 billion.In less than half a year, you will become a rich man in China, and the rest of your life will be worry-free.

A Bao said something about Tong Niu and laughed for a while. After finishing speaking, Tong Niu laughed so hard that he lay down on the sofa.Abao hurriedly and respectfully went to help the boss, and the Tongniu, who was laughing cramply, panted intermittently: "Ah-oh, I have never laughed like this since I was born in my whole life, you-you stay for me, you must Stay with me!—" Poppy was secretly delighted, but her face had the opposite expression. She hastily pulled her husband aside, and whispered into his ear eagerly, "What are you keeping him for? He doesn't know anything. Could it be that our family wants to raise an idler?" "How could he be an idler, my dear? Did the emperor have jesters in the past! Now we have everything, what we lack is laughter and health. With him, we will be consummated!"

Poppy sneered in her heart: "Hmph, consummation? This word is used well! It is used so precisely!" Tongniu let Abao be the housekeeper, which was indeed a "success" for Poppy. For quite a long period of time, Poppy really felt that she was complete, spending the money of the copper bull, enjoying the sex of Abao, and the desire to control others and be superior, all came true!What more could a woman need? Ah Bao's performance is also impeccable - he tried his best to play the role of a "jester". In order to play this role well, he almost tried his best. On the Internet, young people may not be able to catch it, but there are more than enough copper bulls who are over sixty years old.

For example: Do dumplings count as boys or girls?Answer: boys.Because dumplings have foreskins. Another example: the Chinese teacher asked: What is the next sentence of "If you are poor, you will live alone?"The classmate replied: rich wives and concubines.The teacher asked again: What about the next sentence of the three thousand beauties in the harem?The classmate replied: The iron pestle is ground into embroidery needles.The teacher fainted. Another example: At the beginning, I studied literature, but failed in three years; later, I practiced martial arts, and the school sent out an arrow, and the drummers were expelled;A good prescription written by oneself must be taken with milk, take it, and die.

Also: When Gates returned to Seattle from his newlyweds, he was immediately mobbed by reporters.One of them asked his wife how his honeymoon was going, and his wife answered: microsoft (Microsoft). Also, it's not easy to make sentences: A. Among them Student: One of my left feet is hurt. Comment: Are you a centipede? B. one after another Student: After get off work, Dad came home one after another. Comment: How many fathers do you have? C. thriving Student: My younger brother is thriving. Comment: Is your brother a vegetable? D. sad Student: It is very sad that there is a ditch in front of my house.

Comment: The teacher is even more sad. E. And...and... Student: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Comment: Is your mother a Transformer? F. Besides Student: A train goes by, and besides... Criticism: ... Also, the four tragedies of life: Encountering an old acquaintance in a foreign land - rival in love; A long drought meets rain—a drop; When titled on the gold list - the same name; Bridal chamber wedding night - next door! ... Wait, wait, and so on. ... Just playing with Tongniu every day like this, life is very happy.Finally one day, the good days came to an end.The copper bull came back from the office excitedly, waving a book in his hand: "Hey, look, look, this book is really amazing! It's amazing!"

Poppy and Abao rushed over together, and saw the book on the table—the cover of milky white hot-stamped special paper, the bright red girdle, the title of the book is "The Legend of Crinoid", and the latest revised edition of the masterpiece of the famous writer Tianxianzi was written in small print. Poppy touched the cover lightly, feeling uneven, but then Ah Bao insisted that it was her hands that were shaking. Poppy felt that the retribution had finally come. She forced herself to be calm, turned on the computer that had been dusty for a long time, and news about "The Legend of Sea Lily" and the author Tian Xianzi rushed to her face. She remembered that this book had been published for several editions, but it was the first edition in City A.There are several frames of Tianxianzi's recent photos - Tianxianzi seems to be smiling brightly, and that kind of brightness is simply intolerable to her. What she couldn't bear even more was that Tongniu actually said that he admired this female writer. Tong Niu said: "This writer is really amazing! She can actually understand people's most hidden secrets! - Wow! I think she is the most talented female writer in the entire B city! Others are all hyped... ..." After hearing this, Poppy went to the best plastic surgery hospital in City A.She left a note for her husband.She knows that there may be a longer period of separation between husband and wife.She is very down-to-earth, because her card is already full of her husband's money. A new plan gradually became clear in her mind—how can others be allowed to sleep soundly on the side of the couch? !She is not an idle person, her husband even praised another woman face to face, although it was only a verbal compliment, but the degree of fanaticism can be regarded as obscenity-this is not tolerated by the invincible poppy, let alone, The woman her husband boasted about is still her defeat! After a series of routine checks, Poppy designed a new face for herself.This face is young and pretty, with a face shape like Michelle Reis, eyes like Vivian Hsu, nose like Rosamund Kwan, and mouth like Christy Chung—she wants to make herself a newcomer!Not only that, she also wants to write, to write a novel that is 10,000 times better than this woman, so that people in AB and AB can only look up at her, just like looking at the stars at night! How many years, in fact, she has been living a depressed life.The reason for the depression is my own face—this face that is so ordinary that it cannot be more ordinary.In order to make herself less ordinary, she has always made up for it with her special intelligence and empathy.Of course, as far as the level of her face is concerned, the comprehensive value index she can achieve so far is already the highest.But she is not satisfied.Dissatisfaction is a common feature of any Superman or Superwoman.Of course, this faint dissatisfaction needs stimulation.The husband's praise to the fairy is the greatest stimulus.Poppy sneered in her heart, "I want to show you what beauty is, what is sexiness, and what is talent!" Poppy's plastic surgery plan was set at the time when her husband went abroad to discuss the project.She hired David Lee, the best plastic surgeon in City A, with a huge sum of money. After analyzing her appearance in detail, David Lee suggested that she should not pad her nose for the time being—because that kind of silicone material is not available in the world. Really pass, otherwise MJ wouldn't have such a bad nose. But Poppy was really ruthless, she almost rejected David Lee's kindness without hesitation, she said: "Let (DK)'s try." Poppy just lay under David Lee's knife, calmly.Before she was overwhelmed, she still had time to think: "It's okay, so many beauties in Korea, aren't they all made like this?!" After what seemed a long time, a century, Poppy heard a voice calling her name far away.She wanted to open her mouth to answer, but she just didn't have the strength.So she nodded her head with all her strength, and heard a surprised voice, "Okay, she woke up!" It was such a familiar voice, but she just couldn't remember who it was. Fortunately, this state did not last long. Twenty minutes after the operation, Poppy finally woke up from general anesthesia.Her face was completely covered, and she could not see the people in front of her at all.But she had already confirmed from the hand holding her wrist that it was Ah Bao - a hand covered with thick bumps, pimples, and nails thicker than ordinary people. With such a thickness, she is very relieved.She squeezed that hand and asked softly, "Doctor, when can I see my face?" ——This is the first sentence Poppy uttered twelve hours after the operation. Half a year later, the lonely literary world in City B finally regained a glimmer of life—a young female writer named Su Er was born, occupying half of the literary world in City B. One lonely autumn morning, Tianxianzi received a strange phone call. The voice on the other side of the phone was gentle and sexy, and the voice said: "Excuse me, is this Ms. Tianxianzi? I am Suer. I am taking the liberty to call you Phone, do you have time next Thursday? Can I invite you to participate in an activity of the Institute of Literature? It would be an honor for all of us if you can participate!" The delicacy of the words, the sincerity of the tone of voice and the texture of the voice all perfectly satisfied the vanity of Tianxianzi, and she agreed almost without hesitation.The next day, she received a courier - a book called "A Makeover", and she saw that the author was signed by Su Er, and there was also a photo of Su Er - too beautiful to be real! It was only then that she remembered that under the oppression of that voice, she forgot to ask: "What kind of activity is the Academy of Arts and Sciences?" It's too late now, so I have to bite the bullet and read on—this book is about a woman who changed her life after undergoing cosmetic surgery. It doesn't look good.But she knew that she had to speak, and she had to say yes. After all, Tianxianzi is still a person with a true temperament. If she is asked to praise something against her will, even if she does, she will feel very upset.However, she never imagined that when she entered the meeting place, it was like walking into a "mandala", as if there was some kind of huge magic power that forced all the people present to breathe out lotus flowers. That magic is literally money. Yes, this is the most luxurious work seminar that all the participants have ever held.Each person's red envelope contained five thousand dollars, and the tables and chairs in the conference room were made of the most elegant red sandalwood. In front of everyone, there was amber tea brewed by Dahongpao, the most high-grade Blue Mountain coffee, and the tea with dragon fruit and mangosteen. , lychees and limes.And everyone was told that they would stay in this ultra-luxury hotel for three days and enjoy the treatment of the President, and then they would travel to City A for another three days to enjoy all the ultra-luxury treatment of City A. No matter what, it takes five million RMB to get it, the fairy thought. Five million bought all the big names in the literary world, and they all praised it with one word.The words of praise are even more blooming: what is the first person after Duke Cao and Duke Lu in B city, what is Doris Lessing in B city, what is the blooming flower in the contemporary literary world, everyone compares and praises this man with the most beautiful words The origin is unknown, a beautiful woman with a suspected background of a giant crocodile, of course, also has sharp eyes of the same sex, found a very faint imprint on her collarbone neck, above the imprint is snow-white skin, and below is light yellow.Of course, Tianxianzi was also one of those who discovered the secret. She thought, could it be that she had used traditional Chinese medicine to remove freckles on her face?Only the face was done, so the neck kept its original skin color. But this Su'er is really likable, not only can satisfy the desire of men, but also satisfy the vanity of women, so this is really a person who understands the weaknesses of human nature very well. She has mastered the weaknesses of human nature, so she can prescribe the right medicine. The tricks are all on the tip of the knife, and nothing is wasted. ——Of course Tianxianzi was coaxed very well, and she felt very comfortable—how could she have thought—this Su'er was the woman who robbed her husband, destroyed her family, and almost put her to death! What was even more unexpected to her was: on the last day of the seminar, a tiger appeared! Tiger came to sing the aria on behalf of the film and television industry. Tiger said: "I think this book is very good, and it can be adapted into a very good movie. When Miss Su Er is free, we can talk about the issue of copyright purchase." Su'er's eyebrows immediately fluttered and she looked overjoyed. Su'er immediately stated, "Mr. Hu is so kind. In the past, Mr. Hu, we could only see your name in the movie theater. I didn't expect to see a real person today. By the way , Mr. Hu, why can't you play a guest role? Are you afraid that after you play the role, the first-line big-name stars will have nothing to eat?" Without saying a word, everyone burst into laughter.The usually serious tiger also narrowed his eyes with a smile, and said again and again: "Miss Su'er is really good at talking, really good at talking, she really deserves to be the author of "Makeover"!..." It took a long time for Tianxianzi to close her rounded mouth. She stared at the tiger with dazed eyes, wondering whether these words came from his mouth.Not like it!So unlike him!Is he really confused or is he pretending to be confused? How could "Makeover" be adapted into a movie?He is not old yet!In fact, people are easy to age, Tianxianzi feels that she is like a yellowing apple, losing its moisture every day.When the apple is brightly colored, it can be used as an ornamental, just like the moon in the sky, and the charming moon shadow on the ground. It is more uncomfortable to offer it than to eat it, but the problem is that when it is bright and bright, no one cares about it. She can only wait for herself to grow old. Lose all moisture. But how much she wants the water she lost to evaporate into the sky and turn into clouds, so that she can bloom for 100 million years! However, is the tiger in front of me just dreaming? The visit of an uninvited guest explained Tianxianzi's question—Su Er, wearing the simplest plain clothes, walked into Tianxianzi's house with two packs of color-printed encyclopedias that Tianxianzi liked to read most. There are at least thirty copies of this set of color-printed encyclopedias.Small format, all printed on exquisite special paper, each page has pictures, and the colors are extremely beautiful.From the underwater creatures of ancient times to the lewd sex of men and women in the contemporary era, everything is covered.Tianxianzi also bought a few scattered copies, but she didn’t dare to pay any attention to them because they were too expensive. Now she got them all at once. Of course, she was overjoyed, and her whole heart swelled up, as if she was pulled from the world into heaven all at once. Surrounded by her——As for how Su'er got this accurate information, she didn't even think about it. ——The most ordinary gray dress can't hide Su'er's astonishing beauty.However, only at this time, when they were face to face at such a close distance, Tianxianzi noticed that there seemed to be a slight flaw on Su'er's nose.It looked like a nose made of plaster, and the tip of the nose had a little bit of a strange place, which couldn't be called broken, because it was far less serious than broken, as if the plaster statue had been accidentally knocked, the texture even made her want to go Touch the place for some kind of truth. But before she was allowed to think about it, Su'er spoke in Tianxianzi's favorite way.Su Er said: "Sister Tianxianzi, do you know where your problem is? Your problem is that people are desperately trying to improve themselves through various possible methods, but you, because the starting point is too high, you need What you want is not to improve, but to decrease. If you stop for ten years, the current batch of writers may catch up with you—” Su'er's words were so sincere that Tian Xianzi completely lost her vigilance—these words were as comfortable as her soul being caressed. After all, Tian Xianzi hadn't cultivated it, especially: she didn't know the ways of flattery in the world. There are thousands of kinds, let alone which cloud in the sky will suddenly rain. Therefore, Tianxianzi regarded the person who said this as a bosom friend—at this time she was in trouble and needed a bosom friend, and the woman in front of her had undergone plastic surgery so successfully that Tianxianzi forgot that sometimes a mask can With human skin, pen and ink can borrow other people's bones and blood.On that night, she believed in this rookie in the literary world, and she confessed all the secrets of writing to this bosom friend.She said that she liked to look at the sky since she was a child. She hung her shining eyes in the sky, and then, with the look of the goddess Hera, despised ignorance and vulgarity, then cursed the world around the bush, and finally abused herself with tragedy. And this beautiful bosom friend sitting opposite looked at her tenderly and full of kindness, and said something that made her grateful: "Sister Tianxianzi, your eyes will fall from the sky, and your posture must be lowered." , lower it down, preferably lower than your readers, you have to hide yourself, so that you can enjoy more readers, your genius works can be more sensual, and let us ordinary people find ways to get close to you. " "Don't speak so highly of my novel," Tianxianzi said earnestly, she always pretends to be affectionately serious whenever she hears a compliment, "I've been thinking about this for a long time, it's as close to the ditch as a mouse. , or is it as close to the sky as Van Gogh's sunflower? Maybe the result of being close to the sky is nothing, but the mouse can pick up enough leftovers in the ditch for its descendants to enjoy. Even so, I am still willing to bury the readers' eyes with heavy ink And breathing, let the sunflower speak to the sky, let the wind cry and laugh, make the rain cry and sweat, and human beings must be speechless in front of such a picture.” Su'er looked at Tian Xianzi in front of her and smiled, but was stunned.She understood that the woman in front of her was her real rival.If she wanted to get involved in the literary world, then the first priority was to get rid of this woman.Yes, get rid of this woman at all costs. That day, when the fairy read at night by candlelight and rushed to write impressions for Su'er, Su'er was already sleeping on the tiger's bed. After tossing around, Su Er lay on the tiger's face and sprayed the scent into the tiger's nostrils. From the tiger's point of view, Su Er was like a mouth full of fragrance and a beautiful heart!Yes, the lily is too raw, the guava is too stupid, the fairy is too pedantic, the mandala is too cold, and the Su'er in front of him is his real anchorage, the real gentle and rich town!He gently fiddled with her breasts, and heard her say something pleasantly: "...Although you are famous for being upright, but in this era of commodities, you have to consider some practical issues... " "What do you mean?" "For example, the movies you catch are almost all literary films. Everyone knows that literary films can't make money. Even if you catch commercial films, it has nothing to do with your own income...Actually, you can..." "Go on!" "For example, it's purely a suggestion. For example, for the overseas film you're working on, you can hire an external director. Why do you have to use your company's own director?" "You mean...it will be more convenient to divide accounts in the future?...But, who is the right director for this show?" "I have a suitable candidate here..." she said, and then, with a softer voice and a warmer breath, she quietly recommended Abao—"He is your admirer." She said, "I can guarantee that he will carry out your intentions just right..." They talked late that day and discussed almost every detail.In the middle of the night, they got up and drank red wine, and Su Er suggested that they go to the beach that was very close to them.When they arrived at the beach, they took off their clothes with great interest, like two fish swimming into the water, playing in the water, and polluting the sea surface with some liquid. However, they never dreamed that there was another person who witnessed everything about them—that person was standing by the sea, and his figure was as beautiful as a transparent crystal cup.Her hair was like a burning fire, and her eyes saw through the deepest darkness two nudes copulating in the water, and she could see everything in the sea because she was from the sea herself—she was the lily.