Chapter 8 Chapter VII

I was bored at night and turned on the TV. Unexpectedly, I saw a big face that almost covered the screen. It was a golden horse!I know that the anti-corruption drama he wrote is being broadcast recently, and he is not what he used to be, he seems to be a character! But his level of speaking is really limited: he repeatedly said the reason why he had been depressed in the past, his eyes were full of anger, and the muscles on his face were twitching. What he wrote has never recognized him. When he said this, a vein in his neck tensed up: "Now, I don't need them at all! My audience is 100 million! What are they? How many people know them? Huh? In the past, I always offered these people up to bring them some refreshments. Hmph, I really think highly of them! In their eyes, there is no writer who cares about the country and the people like me, and takes society as his own responsibility. Only those who personalize their writing and write with their clothes off!..."

Because Jin Ma was too excited, a mouthful of saliva leaked out from between his teeth and sprayed the host all over the face.I laughed out loud, and saw the host suddenly sullen, and said coldly: "I'm sorry, Editor Jin, I think you won't even watch if you take off your clothes!" I laughed so hard that Mandala rushed over from another room, and when she figured out what was going on, she stared at me angrily and amusedly and said, "Lily, do you think you're crazy? I You obviously heard that sentence just now! Don't you think about it, why would the host say such a thing?"

I was taken aback, and seeing the host's smiling face, I realized that what I said just now was indeed what I wanted to say in my heart, but why did I say it so suddenly?And I think someone else said it!I didn't have this problem in the past. I glanced at her blankly, and she pinched my face hard, "You really make people hate you, and you like it! Look at you, you've only grown fat recently, and you're still a little bit fatter." Don't lose weight!" "Can you control it?" I said so, and ran to the mirror to take a picture-my face has become as round as a compass drawn-why do I gain weight so easily? !

"Hmph, a heartless person like me, of course, tends to gain weight, whoever looks like you, the longer he grows, the more he looks like a monkey, it's really an embarrassment to the human world!" Datura was slumped by what I said. She has become pitifully thin recently, and her two collarbones protruded like awls. She took two cans of yogurt from the refrigerator, handed me one, and walked to the window slowly. suck.I walked over and gave her a slight push, "Hey, I don't hate your uncle, he helped me anyway, I just think he's so funny..." Before I finished speaking, I suddenly felt that I was bound by two scorching iron hoops. two skinny arms.

I was dragged into a scorching dead sea by her, she opened her bloody mouth and hung out a long blood red tongue, just like a rattlesnake spitting out a poisonous core, that formation completely wanted to swallow me!She stuck to me like a slug, stuck firmly, and couldn't be torn apart... She kept repeating in her mouth, "Lily, lily, lily, I like you, I really like you..." Then The intoxicated look on my face really made me feel like a treasure. I felt like I was trying my best to push her away, but in fact I had no strength at all. The deadly fragrance on her body took away my strength...

But I still didn't let her succeed. At the critical moment, my ring suddenly burst into a strange light. Mandala covered her eyes when she saw the light, and then she knelt beside me like a slave, kissing My toes, she said: "Lily, it's time to cut your toenails, I'll cut them, and I'll paint you a very beautiful nail polish." Years later, in recollection, I realized that that period of life was actually the happiest life I have ever lived.With that period of life, I understand why since the beginning of human beings, they have been constantly fighting for power. Even money is not so tempting, and often power comes with money and everything.

My happiness comes from my little bit of power: I finally have a slave I can command, and I can use my control as I like-it turns out that this can bring endless pleasure to a person!Moreover, the wonderful thing is that Mandala is not an ordinary slave, she is super smart and understanding, and she has never regretted her death even though she died a few times!Under her service I really became a queen, a queen with only one subject. Every morning I have to sleep until I wake up naturally. As soon as I stretched and yawned, she would carefully hand over a snow-white towel, and then I would lift the quilt. I often sleep naked, because I read someone’s health information. Writing that sleeping naked helps intelligence.When I lifted the quilt, she would spray a little neroli oil on me in time. It is said that neroli oil is refreshing, and at night she would spray me with lavender oil, which is a sleep aid.

After spraying the neroli oil, she would help me put on Husi's gown. She said that Husi's skin contact is more delicate and dense than Suzie's, but Husi's color and style are not as good as Suzie's because of its decay. hang silk.I was wearing a lake silk robe she personally sewed for me, with large hibiscus flowers embroidered on it. It seemed that she was still nostalgic for that sinful fragrance. Then she fetches water, washes my face and brushes my teeth, and then brings a hearty breakfast to my bed on a silver tray. Today she brings me a Western-style breakfast: a tooth of garlic bread, a large glass of banana milk, Western-style fried rice. Eggs, bacon sausage and olive greens in oil.While I was eating, I wanted to listen to her read the newspaper. I heard today's front page news about an entertainment guru who died suddenly and the whole people mourned. That's fine, but then I heard her read out a link: What crime should the well-known writer Tianxianzi curse the master to death? !

I was taken aback, looking at her thin face with no expression, I was eager to confirm whether this fairy is that fairy or not, she said without raising her eyebrows: "Of course." Then she patiently and completely unemotionally told the ins and outs of this incident to the police. She said that the reason for this was because the fairy said in the sheepskin that this master would die in the world this year. She brought the parchment, and she said coldly that it was on page 185, line 7. Sure enough, it is really written in the parchment that on the third day after Pluto enters Ursa Minor, men born in the Kuichou year will be affected. Then doomed.The sheepskin book swears that the king of Java committed this Tai Sui, and the way to avoid disaster is to go into the basement, don't expose it frequently, and if you spend more time with people from Tuming, you may be saved, otherwise you will die.Tianxianzi also cited the example of a certain master in the book. She said that for example, a certain master must live in the basement during the year and not show up, especially not with women who drive Porsches. Fire-element women get together?His new lover is a woman whose five elements belong to fire, and she drives a Porsche!

So Tianxianzi naturally aroused public outrage! "Sky Fairy Bar" was screened tragically, and Mandala turned on the computer, only to see that the Fairy Bar was full of obscenities, but she seemed completely indifferent to her mother's disaster, and even had a schadenfreude smile on her face. I stared at her fiercely, "Why didn't you help her?" "Can you help with this kind of thing?" She whispered again, "She found it all by herself! Stupid thing!" I grabbed her by the collar, "Aren't you willing to be my slave? Then I order you now, within an hour, you must clear her, understand?" I said while changing clothes , slammed the door away, and heard her ask before closing the door: "Where are you going?"

Of course I went to find the fairy. As I expected, Tianxianzi is in a very bad condition. Her face is gray, her hair seems to have turned gray, her eyes are dull, and the most frightening thing is that her chest seems to have completely collapsed. The youthful and sexy feeling seems to be She left her all at once, and when she saw me, there seemed to be hostility in her eyes. "You saw my joke coming, didn't you?" I rushed forward and grabbed her hand, without saying anything, her eyes turned on my face for a while, and suddenly, like a glacier collapsing and a volcano erupting, she burst into tears, and the mountains shook after crying The sun and the moon are dark.I kept holding her hand, not knowing what to say. In the human world, when a woman is facing a mental breakdown, there are only two first aid measures: Huayi food.This point, I have tried repeatedly.Tianxianzi has no pursuit of wearing clothes, only to save her with food.I opened the refrigerator, it was empty, I touched my handbags, I was empty, and even though I hated Datura so much, I had to turn to her for help. But Datura's cell phone couldn't get through.An annoying female voice kept ringing: "Sorry, the number you dialed is out of service area." Tianxianzi finally had enough crying, she took my hand and asked me what should I do?I feel so strange in my heart, in human society, whenever I don’t know what to do, I always look for that parchment book, but now the author of the parchment book instead asks me—what to do!Could it be that her book is not due to her own thorough understanding, but a patchwork of various principles from various books? !I bowed my head for a while and said in a whisper, "Didn't you think of looking up that parchment book?" The fairy seemed to be startled, and then fixed her eyes on me from bottom to top, "You reminded me, you have been talking about the parchment since the day we met, but there is only one sample of my parchment. Ah! How did it get into your hands?" I was also shocked. If, to be honest, I told her that the book was picked up on the road, she would definitely not believe it. However, I have not yet learned the ability of human beings to lie casually, and I cannot fabricate convincing words in a short time. lies, so I just stared blankly at her, speechless. Tianxianzi obviously misunderstood me, she looked away, and said lightly: "Okay, Lily, thank you. You can go." I walked out the door blankly, not knowing how to explain it.Human society is really too complicated. Sometimes you really want to help someone, but the result is not good. The feeling of being misunderstood and mistrusted is really uncomfortable.In contrast, how simple the underwater world is!We never doubt others' kindness to us, friendship and love to us!Similarly, our love for others is never discounted!We will never bother to think about these problems that seem very simple to us but very complicated to humans! I stepped out of the great shade at the gate of Tianxianzi's house and into the scorching sun and fiery sky.I saw my shadow projected on the asphalt road, as clear as a black and white photo. I saw my shadow suddenly shake, getting longer and shorter. Pasted on the bay window of her house, it looks a bit weird because of the crushed nose. My sudden fainting made Tianxian extremely panicked. According to her, I walked into the scorching sun and swayed as if I was drunk. She thought I was deliberately dancing to tease her until I collapsed. Only then did she regain her senses.She said Lily why don't you justify yourself?I just said such a sentence, and I really hope that you can defend yourself, because I don't believe my own statement, and I need your strong defense to support the opposite idea in my heart.I sighed after hearing this, and I said, "Are you tired? Why are you humans so tired? I thought you would be different." After hearing this, there was a trace of treachery in Fairy's eyes. She said, "Lily, what are you talking about, you say we are human? Are you not human?" I really feel like a failure.My mother bought such an expensive mask for nothing, but I was completely exposed in a short time.Mandala, golden horse, tiger, and now a celestial fairy...Everyone who gets close to me questions my identity, which shows that I am too good at pretending!And up to now, the owner of the ring has no clue at all. I told the fairy the truth, I said that I picked up the parchment on the road, and I even recited a few aphorisms from the parchment to her.After hearing this, the fairy went to her bookshelf.After a while, she turned around with a blank face, "It's strange, it's really gone. How could I throw this book on the road?..." Her attention was finally diverted, and she changed her clothes while talking , She said Lily, let's go out to eat, a new French restaurant opened nearby. I don't know what to do, because I pay the bill every time I eat, it seems to have become a habit.Things that have become a habit are generally difficult to change.Tianxianzi is as bold as every time he orders dishes. French snails and foie gras are indispensable. In addition, pan-fried silver cod, French oxtail soup and so on are all sky-high prices.In the past, when I was rich, I had no idea about these prices, but now, I feel cold in my heart.That unreliable feeling accompanied me throughout the meal, so the punctual French meal didn't excite me. Tianxianzi can talk endlessly, she is wronged!She said that she swears by conscience that when she wrote this, she had no intention of hurting others at all. She ate while talking without delaying anything. The energy of Tianxianzi is amazing. What I fear most now is listening to her. In the following years, I became more and more afraid. This is because Tianxianzi can only talk for two or three hours. If she doesn't stop in time, her words will be endless like running water.Later, I gradually discovered that in fact, most of the women in human society are unfortunate, but their misfortune is as much as their greed. If their sexual desire is not satisfied, they will use their appetite to make up for it. This strange desire to speak is really strange.The most unbearable thing about Tianxianzi is that she is also very sensitive. If she talks to you, then she must ask you to listen attentively, and you must concentrate on it without blinking your eyes. This makes me feel very tired.For example, now, she repeatedly stated her grievances excitedly, and always pointed a finger at me when confronting the imaginary enemy. He stared at me with dissatisfied eyes and said, "You don't want to hear it anymore?" I had to say, "I want to hear it, I want to hear it so much, it's just, just..." "Well, pay the bill. You are also tired and need to rest." Her attitude suddenly became cold.She waved her hand to the waiter and then just gestured to me, oh my god!The most dreaded moment finally came, the waiter came to me, my hands were cold, I mustered up the courage and said: "Young fairy, please come to the knot this time, I forgot to bring the money." I saw her sullen face turn blue all of a sudden.She was fumbling around in her handbag, I think she was also facing an extremely embarrassing moment, really everything was my fault, due to the usual habit she thought I should pay the bill, I didn't tell her this in time so she was choosing a restaurant He made a big mistake on a series of issues such as ordering and ordering.My lips trembled and I tried to explain to her, but before I could say it, she said something that made me uncomfortable for a long time, "I thought you were here to comfort me, but I didn't expect you to take advantage of it!" I sat there blankly, feeling that half of the people in the restaurant were staring at me, my face was hot, thinking that money is really deadly in human society!Without money, all good intentions will turn into donkey livers in an instant, no one will believe your explanation, and no one will even listen to your explanation.Words, like good intentions, are vulnerable to money. Fortunately, after my call for help, the tiger arrived in time.The tiger rescued me, and the fairy, seeing the tiger, seemed to turn into a ball of beeswax. At this time, I seemed to smell a drug in their exchanged breath.I glanced at them in panic, and suddenly felt pain in my heart. In order to hide the pain, I fled in a hurry. I fled to the sunshine outside, and I also learned from humans to light a cigarette, smoking while walking, so that my body and mind were enveloped by the smoke, and I tried hard to remember all their good things. The little mule called again. Since we came back from More Island, the little mule's phone has followed us like a shadow, endlessly.The little mule said that his outline was almost finished, and I said lazily, then you can send it over. Although I know that the result of this matter will be rich and famous, I still don't have the slightest motivation. Finally one day, Xiaolu told me that he had finished the first draft of the script!He had to fly for more than 30 hours to deliver the script to me personally. Of course, he was also going to have an interview with my "leader". That's when I felt that it was time to move for real.Report to Tiger, of course.I haven't been in touch with Tiger for a long time since that bill-paying incident.Mandala installed a phone with caller ID. As long as we saw a tiger or a fairy, we would mercilessly let it ring, but we would not answer it. Tiger booked the Zuiyuan Hotel, not only came by himself, but also invited the chairman.The little mule obviously didn't expect the chairman to come. He only brought two gifts, which were obviously intended for Tiger and me.The little mule was straightforward, and while the chairman was talking with the tiger, he gently tugged on my sleeve: "Sister, how about I send them off first, and I'll talk about yours later..." I was taken aback, In the world I live in, doing so is punished by Neptune!But the human world... I really forgot how it was written in the parchment, or maybe I missed this point?But time is running out, the two leaders have already turned their heads, and the little mule no longer values ​​my statement, and hastily presented the two gifts in his hand. The two leaders reacted differently: the chairman showed a righteous look He waved his hand, but Tiger happily took it, and then took another one for the chairman.Then they started talking, a big hotel, as if I had become a mass of air.The little mule's face was full of obsequious smiles, and he said something that made people's skin crawl constantly, coaxing the two leaders well.Some things are really self-taught: although the little mule has never learned the songs invented by the golden horse, he is quite talented in what he does.Later, the chairman of the board, Tongniu, said goodbye because he had something to say, as if thinking of me suddenly: "Lily, go and arrange the meal, as well as the board and lodging of the guests." I nodded, feeling very upset.The contrast between the status of the seabed and the world makes me uncomfortable.But for the mission, I have to do these things that I don't want to do at all.Probably the tiger also saw that I was upset, so he hurriedly said to the little mule: "We attach great importance to your subject matter, otherwise we wouldn't send Lily to do it, she is our main force here." I was startled, turned my big eyes to me, and said with a charming smile: "That's right, Sister Lily and I hit it off right away. We talked very well, otherwise I wouldn't cherish my poor broom." Bring out the subject matter!..." I didn't give him face this time, "What hit it off? Why didn't I feel it?" Tiger laughed from the side, and said again and again: "Okay, our Lily likes to joke Don't mind, Mr. Lu. Okay, let's go eat. What kind of taste does Mr. Mu like? There are about seven flavors in this restaurant, Japanese, Korean, Italian, French, Chinese, Cantonese, Hunan, and Huaiyang..." "Huaiyang cuisine, the little mule's ancestral home is there." Before the little mule could speak, I rushed to answer, because I like to eat Huaiyang cuisine, and I was also afraid that the tiger would treat him to Italian food when he was happy. The Italian food is famously expensive, the leader was happy, and I was responsible for paying the bill in the end. It was too expensive, and the accountant would not pay me. I figured out the truth. When the tiger went to the bathroom, the little mule hurriedly bowed and knelt: "Sister Baihe, I have wronged you, how about this, tell me the amount, if I get the manuscript fee, how about you get a kickback?" I used to hate words such as kickbacks and commissions in human society the most, but in view of the little mule's performance, I decided: don't want it for nothing.I said I wanted 20%, and I was planning for him to bargain, but I didn't expect him to agree.He came back as soon as he agreed to the tiger, and I started to feel uneasy. I was afraid that he would tell the tiger about it. What was even more confusing was that I didn’t know why I wanted a kickback because of my temper. Am I really poor and crazy? ? I didn't listen to what they talked about next, I just remember that at the end of the day, both of them were smiling and seemed to be in their own right.Who could have foreseen that a few years later they would become enemies, real enemies, wishing that white knives would come in and red knives would come out! When the little mule was about to leave, I specifically told him that the matter about kickbacks that day was cancelled.Unexpectedly, when he heard this, it seemed as if the sky was falling. He said: "Sister Baihe, how did I offend you? Is the rebate not enough? If it is not enough, I will give it to you. I just want a It's just a name." Only now do I understand his panic at that time—the human society at that time already had such unspoken rules for doing transactions, but it was not so blatant.