Chapter 6 Chapter V Product Labeling

In short, that's it. An unknown person had to hide a refrigerator with beer on the second floor, where there was no limit; so he chose to hide in the room closest to the stairs.For those who carry a heavy refrigerator upstairs, this is an inevitable choice... Gao Qian's point of view is simple in a sense, but it gave me a shocking feeling.Although I discovered the "hidden" thing earlier, I didn't focus on "why I hid in this room", so it was quite unexpected for me. Unexpected - I admit this, but Gao Qian's logical deduction not only failed to solve the problem, but even created more questions.

At first, I was just curious about why there was a lot of beer in the empty room (of course, there was a bed), so I tried to find a reasonable explanation; however, the inference is getting more and more complicated now. The refrigerator, and even why the refrigerator is placed on the second floor has become a problem for us to ponder. Facing this ridiculous composition in a certain sense, Senior Piao Pao seemed rather depressed, and folded his arms with displeasure. "No matter why it's placed on the second floor," he immediately let go of his arms and raised his head to drink. "I thought of a reason to hide the fridge with the beer in it."

"Let's hear it!" Gao Qian sipped the foam from the new beer can, while staring at the senior with challenging eyes. "The more the better!" "Is there any other reason? The husband who was banned from drinking secretly drank without telling his wife!" Usually, Mr. Gao Qian nagged at Senior Piaopao like this: You can drink alcohol, but you have to let your liver rest regularly, otherwise you deserve to die!Thinking back on what happened to him, Senior Floating shrugged with a wry smile. "Or on the contrary," Xiaotu stretched out his tongue to lick the foam around his lips, and added: "The wife who has been banned from drinking secretly drinks without telling her husband."

"No matter what the situation is, I don't think it's reasonable. I know I'm slapping my own mouth!" I don't need you to complain, I also understand—Senior Piaobao nodded to everyone, as a signal. "If you really want to steal alcohol from your family, it would be a waste of time to make these preparations while the decoration is not finished; when the furniture and luggage are moved in, it will be revealed." "Exactly." "Besides, this refrigerator is too big to be used as a secret wine cellar. There are many styles of small refrigerators, and you can choose the one that fits under the desk! As an alcoholic, I dare say that if you really want to Stealing a drink will definitely make your hands and feet more agile."

I feel the same way. If I want to steal a drink without telling my wife, I will do it as the senior Piaobao said. I will never use this kind of method. large fridge. There is no doubt about this, but in this way, it is impossible to understand why the owner hid it. "Could it be the other way around?" Xiaotu used to be like a bear in a cage, suffering from unrestrained desires, pacing and drinking in the room; now she returned to the bed again and sat down beside Gao Qian. "exactly the opposite?" "What I mean is, it's actually the wife who hides the beer in order to keep her alcoholic husband from drinking... No, this doesn't make sense." "If you don't want people to drink it, you don't need to freeze it."

"I've encountered a bottleneck!" Senior Piaojia was impatient and planned to end the topic. "If I had to say it, I think the idea of ​​stashing beer or the fridge itself is wrong. We can't think of a good reason to do it, and it shouldn't be." "Then how does Xiao Piao explain this situation?" "It's like what I said just now! The beer is prepared for the owner to have a drink in his spare time after moving. This is the only possibility." "Then why put it here? Sorry to bring up this old question again." It's the first time I've heard Gao Qian say she's sorry, maybe it's a testament to how much she's devoted to the issue.Knowing that she has always been ascetic and indifferent to people and things, we couldn't help showing a little bit of astonishment.

Senior Floating also seemed quite confused, and his tone softened a bit. "It's really puzzling why I moved to the second floor; but, in fact, there is no need to think too complicated! Maybe it's because there is no other suitable place. Other places will be placed in the near future for luggage or furniture. It will block the way, so I put it in the empty closet in this room. I think it should be that simple." "Sorry, I know it's long-winded, but let me ask one more question." "Ah, yes! Please." Even if it was just a superficial gesture, the senior who had never been begged by Gao Qian still looked both troubled and happy, with a mixed expression. "Ask as much as you can, until you are satisfied."

"I think Xiao Piao's statement is quite reasonable, but there is another point that makes me question it." "Which point?" "If the owner just wants to take a break and have a drink while decorating the villa, wouldn't it be nice to bring it in a portable ice bucket?" "Maybe he's too lazy to take a few cans!" The senior drank too much and burped a lot. "Anyway, if you want to bring it, you might as well bring it all at once." "That's why you prepared the refrigerator? If that's the case, why don't you just bring in the large refrigerator that's scheduled to be placed in the kitchen first? This will save a lot of trouble."

"Hmm..." Senior Piaopao also felt that it made sense, and he muttered while maintaining his mouth-to-mouth posture. "Well... this..." "It suddenly occurred to me," I unknowingly found another step for Senior Piao Pao to walk down. "If we assume that the refrigerator is hidden on purpose, we should first discuss why there is a lot of beer in the house before discussing the reasons for hiding it!" "Very sharp opinion, what does the craftsman think?" "The reason for placing the beer? There is no other possibility, just for drinking. The proof is-even the beer glasses are frozen and waiting."

"That's right, there are quite a few beer mugs." Xiaotu got up again, approached the refrigerator and opened the freezer door. "One, two... Well, there are thirteen in total; does this mean that there will be thirteen people drinking together? No wonder so many beers are prepared." "It's just right, little rabbit, let's share the cups with everyone! Thinking about it carefully, it's really boring to drink beer directly from the can." "Obey!" Xiaotu couldn't wait for Senior Piaopao's order, and excitedly took out the beer glasses one by one from the freezer. His movements were as light as a ballet dancer, and he didn't feel any hesitation at all because the wine glasses belonged to strangers.

well!Breaking windows, stealing bathroom fixtures, binge drinking beer, combined with the charge of unauthorized use of a wine glass is nothing. Xiaotu handed the wine glasses to Gao Qian, Senior Piao Pao and me in sequence.In this unair-conditioned room, the coolness from the hand is extraordinarily comfortable.The frozen white wine glass was steaming, like a soul out of its body. Pour the beer and drink it, and it tastes really good; this adds to my sense of guilt, but this sense of guilt turns into a taste, and the two complement each other to greatly increase the drinking rate. I do feel the drunkenness creeping in.Some people say that if you are still conscious, you are still not drunk, but after the second can of beer, I can't figure out which can of wine I have in my hand. is that OK?What if the owner comes back while we're enjoying our drinks?After listening to our explanation, can he forgive?Would he believe the unorthodox and absurd excuse of a near-miss?Maybe they will think we are thieves and turn them over to the police station! However, it's useless to think about it now, I don't care! Yes, I don't care... These thoughts flashed through my mind like a revolving lantern. "To simplify the argument, it is—" Gao Qian got off the bed with a beer, and sat on the bare floor like the men. "Beer is for drinking, but you can't drink it openly, so you have to hide it out of sight." Gao Qian suddenly raised his wine glass in the air.It was surprising that she took the lead in making this kind of action, so everyone was taken aback; but half a beat later, we also raised our beer glasses and bumped each other.cheers!The chorus that resounded through the room was a bit lazy, but after a hard day's work, it was considered to be full of energy. "This is not simplistic, but more ambiguous? At least it sounds like it to me." Contrary to his dialogue, Senior Floating's voice seemed more excited and joyful than before.A toast, no matter what the situation, puts him in a good mood, like Pavlov's dog. What's more, this time it was his favorite Gao Qian who offered a toast, which was rare luck for him, and he was naturally overjoyed. "To be more specific, the person who prepared the beer for drinking is the same person who hid the beer in this room—do you disagree with that?" "Well, according to common sense, it is true." "Who could it be? Xiao Piao, what do you think?" "How do I know! It should be the owner, right?" "Or people related to the owner, at least they should be their own family." "probably!" "Sorry, I'm being oblique; but here's the point. Who is that family trying to hide the beer fridge from?" "Well..." Senior Piaopao blinked his eyes several times as if he was afraid of being fooled. "People outside the family are outsiders." "Yes, if you think about it this way, you can understand the reason for placing it on the second floor—don't you think?" "You mean—for some reason or reason, the family member brought outsiders to this villa, and the family member wanted to create the illusion that the place was still empty; he thought the beds downstairs could be left alone, but the beer It must not be exposed, so the beer and refrigerator were moved to the room on the second floor in advance?" The senior drifting talked more and more vigorously. I don't know if he was persuaded by Gao Qian's hypothesis, or he was drunk? "Now I understand the reason for not using the refrigerator that is scheduled to be placed in the room and not hiding the refrigerator on the first floor-because the garage is adjacent to the back door of the kitchen. If you want to come to this kind of place, your family and outsiders must drive ;Although the possibility of outsiders entering the house through the kitchen through the back door without going through the entrance is extremely low, it is not zero. Besides, even if an outsider comes in through the entrance, it is difficult to guarantee that he will not take a few glances at the kitchen; my family does not want outsiders to find out Refrigerator, so clear the first floor—especially the kitchen, and move the refrigerator up to the second floor to hide.” "So that's how it is." The assumption of Senior Piaopao seemed to be exactly the same as that of Gao Qian, so she nodded to him with satisfaction. "and then?" "Then the two of them came to this villa - they have already been here, or they will come in a few days, I don't know. In short, the purpose of outsiders' visits can only be achieved on the first floor; Even if there is an accidental episode and an outsider is allowed to go up to the second floor, at most it is just a general look at the room. Therefore, my family believes that as long as the refrigerator is hidden in the closet, there is no need to worry about being discovered.” "The structure is quite complete!" "Really? I think it's getting more and more complicated." Xiaotu took the pillow from the bed and hugged it on his lap, sitting on the floor like us. "According to this statement, both my family and outsiders regard this place as an empty house, right? Then what are they doing in the empty house? I don't understand at all." "It's probably cheating, right? There's a bed here, and it feels like it has some meaning—" "Wait a minute." I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and wiped the beer spilling from the corner of my mouth with the back of my hand. "Senior, when you infer others, it is premised that the two of you come to the villa together, is it appropriate?" "Huh? What do you mean?" "Maybe only outsiders are visiting! When my family learned about this, they hid the refrigerator first." "You mean, we should also discuss the possibility that the two are not traveling together?" "Yes, that's right." "I can understand this, but if they are not traveling together, how can outsiders enter the villa?" "what……?" "The key! It's impossible for outsiders to have the key here!" "Maybe he has a backup key." "If there is, strictly speaking, it cannot be called an outsider, but someone who is close to one's own family." "Or a backup key obtained illegally, or maybe there is no key at all, but they broke in just like us." "No," Gao Qian shook his head slowly: "I don't think so, Mr. Jiang. It is unlikely that outsiders will come alone." "Huh? Why is this?" "Regardless of whether it was entered with a key or not, if my family knew in advance that outsiders planned to invade this place and tried to hide the beer, they would not move the refrigerator to the second floor, but would move it outside the villa." "That's right, this view is very reasonable." Senior Piao Pao also nodded. "No one can guarantee that outsiders who invade alone will not inspect the second floor. Outsiders are likely to take a close look at every room, even the closet, just like us; at least my family cannot be sure that outsiders will not will do." "So, it is more reasonable for the two to come together; in other words, they acted together. As Xiao Piao just said, the purpose of visiting outsiders can be achieved only on the first floor; so my family thinks that as long as you Accompany the other party and restrain them without any trace, and outsiders will have no chance to go up to the second floor." "Then they can achieve their goal on the first floor..." Maybe it was because of too much wine and feeling hot, Xiaotu simply tied the hanging hair behind his head. "It really is cheating?" "Perhaps. It should be said that there is no other possibility, because there is nothing on the first floor except this bed; if we want to talk about the purpose, we must naturally associate it with the use of the bed." "It's too early to tell." Gao Qian also seemed to feel the heat, so he borrowed a hair tie from Xiaotu, grabbed his shoulder-length wavy hair and tied it behind his head.From a man's point of view, her movements are as elegant as weaving. The already slender neck felt even more slender.It was the first time I saw Gao Qian with her hair tied up, but with a different hairstyle, her prickly beauty with well-defined cheekbones appeared much more rounded and gentle, which surprised me endlessly. "It's not difficult for men and women who have an affair to choose this kind of villa in the backcountry as a place to have an affair; but why one of them has to hide the refrigerator with beer from the other? I don't understand the reason." "Yeah, why hide beer? They can drink harmoniously after a big fight!" "So, it's not an affair? Could it be..." Xiao Tu didn't know what to think, and snickered with meaning. "……impossible!" "Huh? What are you talking about? Little Rabbit." Naturally, Senior Piaopao would not let it go. "What do you think? Just say it if you have one, and don't keep it up." "No, I think this is a bit ridiculous." "What does it matter? Everyone's assumptions are a bit ridiculous!" "But once I say it, my personality will be questioned if I don't care about it!" "Don't worry, don't worry, I promise not." "real?" "Really, really, all right! Don't worry, tell Barbara." Who is the handle?The drifting senior seems to have accidentally exposed his desire. "Well, then I'll tell you! I think, what really needs to be hidden is not the refrigerator or the beer, but the number of people behind it." "Number of people? What number?" "It's these wine glasses!" The little rabbit raised the beer glass in his hand and took another sip of wine. "There are thirteen wine glasses, which means they are for thirteen people to drink, right?" "Of course, you can think so. But who are those thirteen people?" "Well, to put it simply, it's the photographer." "Photographer? What do you mean? What do you want to shoot?" "Sex tape..." As he spoke, Xiaotu began to thump the pillow in his arms. "Oh! You really started to doubt my personality, and the way you look at me has changed!" "No, no," my eyes happened to meet her, and I obliged to smooth things over. "It's just that your opinion is too peculiar, and we are a little surprised." "real?" "Really, really, so you speak more carefully. What do you mean?" "That's right, let's say a man seduces a married woman." "Oh!" Senior Piaopao didn't know what he was thinking, puffed out his nose, and leaned out. "A married woman, a married woman? Well, then?" "This kind of relationship is shady, so of course you have to be extra careful when you have an affair, so as not to be found out." "Hmm, um, have an affair with a married woman? Hmm." "The man said this: 'There is an unused villa on R Plateau, let's go there and quietly confirm our love for each other!'" "Confirming love for each other, hmm. With a married woman? Hmm." The head of the drifting senior is full of yellow delusions, panting and agreeing at the same time, it is really noisy. "The married woman thought this method was safe enough, so she agreed. Unexpectedly, the man is a bad embryo, and asked his accomplice to secretly film the sex scene between himself and her." "Oh! Candid shot! Good, good!" What good?This daredevil.Speaking without the brain is used to describe this kind of person. "Whether the man wants to threaten her with the candid video, or sell it for money, I don't know." "Then these beers—" No matter how groundbreaking a hypothesis is, Gao Qian intends to examine it seriously; without a trace of a smile, she frowned and thought deeply. "Is it for these photographers?" "Well, this room is equivalent to the photographer's lounge." "However, Xiaotu, it takes thirteen people to take a sneak shot, isn't it a bit too much? Although I don't know the situation of the shooting scene——" "Well, yes, I don't know. How many people are needed? Well, the necessary work includes photography, lighting, and radio, that's about it? Think carefully, it seems that even ten people are not needed." "Not necessarily!" The influence of the word "married woman" seems to still remain on Senior Piaopao, and his tone seemed a little tranced. "If you want to shoot from multiple angles and edit after the event, of course the more people the better. There are endless things to pay attention to, eh." "Okay, let's put this aside for now, I still have other doubts." Gao Qianheng glared at the senior who ended in a professional tone. "If the man brought the woman here for this purpose, he should try to create an atmosphere, right? But there is only one bed in the room, which seems too disappointing." "Maybe the woman doesn't care about the atmosphere, as long as she can do things." "Even so, it's too exaggerated to not even hang the curtains. Xiao Piao, put yourself in your shoes and think about it. Would you be interested in doing things under such a clear-cut situation?" "I see. But on this point, we can think in reverse." "Reverse Thinking?" "That's why this villa is empty. The man probably told the woman that this is someone else's villa, and the furniture has not been arranged yet; but in fact, the owner of the villa is the man, and he deliberately evacuated all the furniture in advance." "Why do you want to do this?" "Of course it's to cover up the extreme unnaturalness of the room without curtains. This makes it much easier to take pictures from the outside - which is exactly what the man wanted." I can't help but admire it from the bottom of my heart.Whether this assumption is true or not is irrelevant; but the insight is very keen.It seems that as long as senior Liu is involved in pornography, his head will become extremely bright. "Of course, a married woman will inevitably resist in the face of a clear-cut situation; at this time, it is convenient for the man to persuade her with sweet words--Madam, don't worry, this is a deep mountain, no one will see it. Why don't we be naked in the natural sunlight The body, playing innocently like a child? Just kidding, kidding!" In the middle of the speech, the senior drifted and imitated the cowherd in the comedy drama; that way of speaking, like singing a polyphonic song, made us roll with laughter. "No, but," the little rabbit even moaned while pressing his stomach. "It's really convenient to take pictures secretly without curtains, but there is also the risk of being spotted by people inside the room!" "What are you talking about? There is something called a telescopic lens in this world! Since there are no curtains, as long as you set up a camera in the distant mountains that cannot be seen from the room, you can have fun and perfect shots!" "It's not a bad assumption." Gao Qian actually made a gesture to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes.Even if it's just a gesture, it's still very rare for her to smile so heartily. "Let me just say it?" Of course, Senior Piaopao was also very happy. "Makes sense, right?" "However, it's not complete yet." "Huh? Will it? I think it's perfect! What's unreasonable?" "First, since it's for work, you shouldn't prepare a single bed, but choose a bigger double bed, right?" "This doubt is correct, but it is also true that a single bed is enough." "According to Xiao Piao, this villa is actually owned by that shameless man, right? If that's the case, it should be easy to prepare a bigger bed! But he didn't do it, it's a bit unnatural." "Hmm...Maybe there is some kind of uncontrollable reason, so I can only prepare this kind of bed." "What is an involuntary reason?" "It's a last resort." "Hey, it's not Chinese class now! Forget it, there is another more decisive contradiction." "A more decisive contradiction?" "That's right. That's the room where the bed used to be—the window looks out on to the road." "yes?" "yes." "So what? Where is the contradiction?" "Even if it's located in an inaccessible mountain, it's impossible for a woman to agree to work in a room with a window facing the road. What if a car passes by?" "So that's the problem! Isn't that simple? You only need to shoot at night. V8 is different from a camera, as long as there is some low light source, you can shoot." "Hey, Xiao Piao, you don't understand, it's not the problem." "Otherwise what's the problem?" "Since everyone is making a lot of candid shots, of course, as Xiao Piao said, we should choose to shoot under the natural sunlight during the day, so that the pictures will be clear and vivid!" "That's not necessarily the case. Some people with special hobbies think that the blurred feeling of shooting at night is unbearable!" "Didn't I say that? It's not this kind of problem. Instead of doing these tricks around the bush, why not just choose the second floor as the stage?" "what……?" "Isn't that right? Think about it, the first floor is not a must for the shooting site. Wouldn't it be easier to choose a room on the second floor to persuade women to do things without hanging curtains and with a clear view? There are so many rooms on the second floor. Just pick one! Why insist on a room on the first floor with a window facing the road?" "Well, well... this is because..." "One more point. Xiaotu once said that the room where the beer is hidden may be the lounge for the photographers. In fact, it is better to choose the lounge on the first floor. When the outdoor photographers want to climb up to the second floor for a glass of beer, maybe It will be discovered by married women on the first floor; instead of this, it is better to use the second floor as the shooting site, and choose the lounge on the first floor, so it is much safer to enter and exit. Children understand this truth, why didn’t they do it? "