My name is Disco Wednesday, and I was born in an English-speaking country that no longer exists.Not only do I have the unique name "Disco" but also the fantastic last name "Wednesday".For this reason, whenever those bad friends see me, they will ignore my gender, call out "Auntie Three" sweetly, and then turn into a few clusters of trembling flower branches... and so on, in all kinds of errands By mistake, I became a detective looking for missing children full-time.On the body of my Cadillac, in addition to my name, the address and phone number of the firm, there is this sentence: "Baby, what you are looking for is yourself after all."

Usually people I meet for the first time say, "Can you not live like a joke?" But at the end of the day, how do they live differently from me?I also have to pay taxes, stand in line, organize CDs, and am just as petrified by a sudden foul ball while schmoozing in the stands at the baseball stadium.All of this is taken for granted, and it is impossible for anyone to dissociate from reality.If I'm a joke, aren't they just as funny?The deadly rush into the reverse lane, the weird phone call in the middle of the night, the client who tried to hurt me, the big reversal, all kinds of big reversals... If you have experienced these vulgar Hollywood movie plots one by one, you will understand them They also have their value.Sometimes in real life there will be accidents that even the big directors can't make up. For example, I am living with a cute girl named Suo in Tokyo.Her full name is Yamagishi, and she is six years old.Things started last fall.Suo was abducted by a man named Oda Kenji and put under house arrest in his mansion in Setagaya for three months, until I was entrusted by the girl's parents Kazuo Yamagishi and his wife Kanoko to rescue her.But only two months after Suo returned home, I received another call from the Yamagishi couple, saying that they wanted to give their daughter to Oda.

"Of course, the premise is that the person still loves Xiao and wants her." Kanoko said to me. "But Shao has never experienced anything like sexual assault." I explained. "That's not what I meant," Kanoko said again, "It's just that we don't think she is our daughter anymore, not that she is different from before she was abducted, I think, maybe our husband and wife have become different from before .” In the next two months, Shao was sent back to his hometown for foster care, during which he experienced various psychological counseling and persuasion in different ways.After she nodded, I began to test Oda's reaction again. How could he, after many wholesome reflections, lamentations, and repentances, be unwilling to accept the question again, even if he became his adoptive father through formal legal means.Oda himself expressed his willingness to compensate a sum of money on the basis of the original compensation, and refused to adopt just because he did not want to make the same mistake.

"I'm not trying to use money to settle this matter. But even if the power of money is limited, it is still useful." In short, everything is messed up. The Yamagishi couple did not accept the extra compensation offered by Oda, nor did they take their daughter home, and they were unwilling to send her to an orphanage.They claimed: "It was Oda who abducted Sasuke, so he must take responsibility to take care of her." And Oda Kenji said: "In this case, let my sister's family adopt her." The absurd rhetoric was stalemate for half a month. During this period, the homeless Shao had to live in the hotel with me.Unexpectedly, this unintentional act became the life-saving straw of the two families. They finally agreed that I was the best person to take care of Shao.I know that such emotional disputes are usually resolved in an unpredictable way, and I also know that their conclusions are neither realistic nor common sense, and it is even more impossible to solve the problem.However, as a temporary countermeasure, I think it is acceptable.This kind of statement will probably be ridiculed by Xia Rong Stallone, the sun snake in San Diego, and said: "You should be honest, you have seen the lonely experience in that child." But in fact, I told Xia Rong about those lonely blood and tears History is all fabricated.On Wednesday, the family settled near Detroit, and my brother and sister should still hang out there.Of course, Xia Rong must have seen through my lie early on, but she didn't expose it.Her time and money are hundreds of times more than Oda's. Even if she has no interest in me, she will definitely check me out because she is too free.

I'm really just doing a long, complicated, meaningless role-play.In my script, I am an abandoned child in the middle of a disco dance floor on a Wednesday morning... and all this is just my imagination, the real me is abandoned in the atrium of St. Paul's Church late on a Monday night , an orphan found in a near-death state, whose real name is William Edie.Of course, these personalities are my delusions, and the real me is just an ordinary guy named Disco Alexander Wednesday.But life is like a play, isn't it? My father, Charles Thomas Wednesday, was the regional sales manager for a manufacturer of farm machinery, and he was a decent guy, and he was nice to me.So why, you might ask, would you invent such a complex fictional personality?That’s because, whether the name Disco is true or not, it has already left an indelible mark on my life. Since I was born into this world as “Disco”, I will inevitably feel that I should be as miserable as Oliver. yes.

Speaking of William Edie, he's actually a friend of mine in real life who works as a lawyer and is a good-for-nothing bitch beyond the limits of human endurance.But it was only when I was so angry with this guy that I realized some of the true meaning of life.For example, if you want to talk about a wonderful relationship, you must always dote on that girl, and at the same time, you must not look at, approach other women, or even breathe the same air with them; and people who treat me like a fool are not enemies. But just a bunch of idiots.Therefore, this person is quite important to me.Even the thought of impersonating William Edie makes it rain on my heart, dampening the grass, cooling the air, and breaking the ground.

The "Room 303, Building No. 3, Viharabi Kojimacho" where Sue and I live now is the one that Oda Kenji's younger brother planned to live in for Sue Yamagishi.This is a three-storey duplex apartment. The one we live in has three bedrooms, a living room, a kitchen and dining room, plus bathrooms, toilets, garages, and stairs, corridors and living rooms connecting these places. In the end, it turns this place into a giant maze box, and when you stay inside, you will feel that you have become very intellectual from the inside to the outside.I just felt like a Tetris master.When I was thinking about how to use the space rationally, the rainy season has quietly passed away, and the sweltering summer in Japan has arrived.

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