Chapter 21 Chapter 17 Men's Pads

Leaders at all levels kept paying attention to the case by phone, and the police chief was busy reporting, explaining again and again that this was a sanitary napkin explosion case, and a suspect has been arrested and is under interrogation. A female leader of the education department asked in an unbelievably horrified tone: How could the sanitary napkin explode? Person in charge of the police: investigation is underway, and the details of the case cannot be disclosed. Female leader: Then tell me, what brand is the sanitary napkin. Person in charge of the police: Please trust us, the case cannot be announced yet, and please keep it secret.

Female leader: Tell me quickly, I will never use this brand of sanitary napkins again. The police investigated the peeping boy for more evidence.This boy is a popular person in this school. Not many people know his real name, but when he mentions his nickname—Old Goose, he is very well-known, and many people can tell anecdotes about Old Goose. Classmate A: One time when I was playing basketball, I saw with my own eyes that a bloody sanitary napkin fell out of Old Goose's pants. Classmate B: That pervert, I know, he likes to peek at the girls' dormitory with a telescope, and I even gave him the middle finger.

Classmate C: The old goose is madly chasing the school girl, and has risen to the realm of performance art. He wrote love letters in blood and pasted them on the campus. He even ran naked in the rain. Take it off to the end. Classmate Ding: The old goose is not related to the murder in the school. I am in the same class as him and know him well. The teacher who died is our counselor. If we vote on who the murderer is, I think Said that the old goose must have a high number of votes in this school. He was born a murderer. It was a mistake to enter the university. I have no doubt that the old goose will kill people even for the sake of fame.

Su Mei checked the old goose's diary on the school intranet, and the old goose's goose characters read as Ne.When he first started school, he said in a strong dialect that his family raised Ne. His classmates didn’t know what kind of animal Ne was. The old goose recited a poem in public. Shiba.Since then, he has been nicknamed Old Goose. The old goose publicly claimed in his diary that wearing sanitary napkins is a very avant-garde performance art. In his words, it is atonement for the male members of human society, experiencing the magic of great motherhood bleeding for a week without dying strength.The old goose received a lot of cynical comments, he sneered at this, and still went his own way, constantly uploading his experience and perception of wearing sanitary napkins.A few excerpts:

What Brother decided to do was something unprecedented. For the first time, I turned the sanitary napkin upside down and stuck it on my testicles. My colleagues, especially MMs, can imagine how painful it was for me to take it off.The second time, I felt the cool and smooth feeling brought by the sanitary napkin, which was wonderful and comfortable, and I felt the satisfaction of sexual fantasies in my heart.My brother has gradually become obsessed with using sanitary napkins. When I go to the supermarket to buy cigarettes, I can’t help buying a few packs of sanitary napkins. There are also sanitary napkins in the bedroom. Different materials, different brands, and different feelings.Gradually, my brother became an expert in sanitary napkins and used them almost every day. At this point, my brother has become more feminine than a woman... By the way, the school belle even borrowed sanitary napkins from my brother.

Bao Zhan and Hualong questioned Xiaohua, who said that the old goose was a pervert. Once, the school belle suddenly had her period. She covered her skirt with her schoolbag and stood anxiously in front of the toilet door, trying to find a female classmate to borrow a sanitary napkin.The old goose happened to be passing by, and the school belle said, this classmate, can you help me go to the supermarket at the door to buy a pack of sanitary napkins? The old goose took out a pack of sanitary napkins from his pocket and said, "Go ahead and use it." The next day, the old goose announced to everyone who knew him that the school girl had a crush on him.In the dormitory, the old goose asked the boss of the dormitory solemnly: What should I do, the school belle has a crush on me, should I be a little more reserved?

The boss of the dormitory patted his thigh and said earnestly: Brother Goose, push the boat along with the flow, just push it halfway. The figure of the anti-Japanese senior flashed in the old goose's mind, and he said in a righteous tone: How can I do that, I am covered with heavy snow on the green pine, and the green pine is straight and straight, is it so easy for my old goose to be picked on? The boss of the dormitory said: Old goose, the school belle has the right to have a crush on you, you know, whether it is from the perspective of the constitution, criminal law, or the law of the jungle.

The old goose looked out of the window and said: As for my little temper, if she pesters me again, she will be pissed off. From then on, the old goose followed Xiaohua like a fly, deliberately creating many chance encounters.At the corner of the classroom, the old goose nodded to the school belle like a gentleman, said "such a coincidence", and then the two passed by.In the school cafeteria, the school belle looks around to find a seat, and the old goose will suddenly appear to greet the school belle, "Hi", the old goose smiles, with a small piece of tropical jungle hanging on his teeth - he just finished eating the leek buns.

The counselor picked up the issue of school ethos, suspected that the school belle had had a miscarriage, and asked several times, the school belle couldn't bear it, and quarreled with the counselor.The old goose seemed to have fallen from the sky, and he confirmed to the counselor that the school belle is still a virgin.The counselor told the old goose to go away, but the old goose was so angry that he pushed the counselor.Because of this incident, Old Goose made a serious mistake and was almost expelled from the school. Since then, Old Goose scored 59 points in the exam and failed a few subjects, and the counselor deducted his points at every turn.The old goose endured the humiliation and became depressed.

After a while, when the counselor was on the bus, the sanitary napkin under his crotch suddenly caught fire.The counselor thought that someone else lit it with a lighter, and scuffled with a passenger beside him on the spot. A few days later, the counselor was killed in the school bathroom. The special case team visited the campus. This counselor had a bad reputation. Many students complained about her. More than one student she counseled said she was abnormal.In her spare time, the counselor made a product that was suspected of pyramid schemes, forcibly selling health care products to boys and skin care products to girls. She also conducted experiments on concentrated dish soap to students to prove how excellent the products she sold were.These students who often do explosion experiments scoff at this little trick, and some bold students will ask questions on the spot:

Teacher, we just wash the clothes and clean the lunch boxes. Why do we use such expensive things?The dish soap costs 38 yuan. Teacher, there is also the cooking pot you promoted, which sells for more than 6,000 yuan. I have calculated the cost for you for this sky-high price pot. It only costs a few hundred yuan. With your pot, can my dead grandfather come back to life? , or, your pot, can you receive satellite programs? The counselor was very angry and refuted to the questioning students endlessly.Later, a questioning student was asked by his parents for absenteeism, and another student was deducted points by the counselor for sleeping naked. The old goose studied ammunition engineering and explosive technology. The deceased female teacher was the counselor of this professional student. The police investigation confirmed that the explosives were hidden in the deceased's sanitary napkin. The old goose also had a habit of wearing sanitary napkins. There have been conflicts and disputes, and various doubts made the old goose listed as the first suspect. During the interrogation, the old goose argued that he had suffered a lot and used sanitary napkins because he suffered from hemorrhoids and often bleeds.The old goose believes that hemorrhoids are a shameful thing. The incident of wearing a sanitary napkin was accidentally discovered by a classmate, and he simply made it public, claiming that it was a performance art. Professor Liang: Why burn sanitary napkins? Old Goose: There is blood on it. I was afraid that my classmates would laugh at me, so I quietly burned it. Bao Zhan: Why did you peek at us with binoculars? We also found out that you peeked at girls taking a shower and changing clothes? Old Goose: Curious, I want to see how you handle the case, but I haven't peeked into the girls' dormitory. Su Mei: What's your relationship with the school belle? Old Goose: She is my girlfriend, everyone in school knows it. Su Mei: The school belle said that you have repeatedly stated that you are willing to kill someone for her, and you even performed martial arts downstairs in her dormitory. The old goose thought blankly for a while, then suddenly fell to the ground and twitched all over his body, rolled his eyes, his fingers were like chicken feet, trembling all over, Su Mei was startled, Professor Liang smiled and said nothing, Bao Zhan stepped forward, He didn't do some first-aid measures, but scratched the old goose's armpits and ribs with both hands. The old goose couldn't stand the itching, and begged for mercy: "I won't pretend anymore, stop yelling at me." Hualong applauded and said: "The acting is so good, why don't you study acting?" Professor Liang asked with a smile: Why pretend to be crazy? The old goose begged pitifully: Uncle policeman, I didn’t do anything, please, please say something nice to the school, otherwise, they will expel me, my future is all over, I am sixty years old Mom, I have a younger sister born in the 90s. You have arrested the wrong person, and you have no evidence. Let me go back. Please, don’t detain me. I’m afraid... The special case team confiscated the old goose's telescope and released it on the spot after the interrogation.Although the old goose had conflicts with the deceased and had the motive of revenge and murder, the current evidence does not prove that he is the murderer.The special case team decided to play hard to get, secretly monitored, and deliberately released the old goose to let him relax his guard and expose more lies. One morning a few days later, a suspicious cardboard box suspected of being an explosive was found on the window sill of the Academic Affairs Office. The person who reported the case was Xiaohua. She claimed to the police that she went to the Academic Affairs Office to hand in an off-campus internship registration form. A solar panel alerted Xiao Hua, who immediately notified the police. In order to avoid causing panic in the school, the special case team concealed the news, and the school claimed to conduct a fire drill, and the people in the building were evacuated urgently. After the irrelevant personnel evacuated the scene, the four members of the special case team looked at the cardboard box and listened attentively, but there was no alarm clock sound inside.But judging from the solar cells and some faintly visible circuit boards, it can be initially judged that this is an explosive. The bomb was crudely made. It looked like a semi-finished product made by a person carelessly. It was placed on the windowsill. The cardboard box was not sealed, and half of it was opened, exposing a solar panel.The bomb disposal expert first activated the electronic jamming device to shield the surrounding signals to prevent someone from detonating the bomb remotely, and then performed X-ray perspective interval photography. He looked at the perspective image and exclaimed: Master's work, this is a master-level time bomb! The bomb disposal expert said: This kind of bomb is called the moonlight bomb, also known as the sun bomb. Bomb disposal experts explained: Time bombs made of alarm clocks, explosives, and detonators are made by rookies, and bombs controlled by telephone are also amateur-level. This moonlight bomb is made by experts, and a simple thermometer is used as the detonating device.The explosive layer and the mercury layer are under the solar panel, and the bomb is made of extremely sensitive mercury as an anti-movement lead, and the bomb will be detonated when the cardboard box is touched by external force.In addition to the mercury anti-movement device, there are also timing circuits and photoresistors.At night, place the bomb under the moonlight, wait until the sun comes out, the sunlight hits the solar panel, the temperature rises, and the bomb will automatically detonate. Professor Liang: At what temperature will the bomb explode? Bomb Disposal Expert: Only those who make bombs know this. The sun has come out, and the sun is about to shine on the solar panels of the bomb. The bomb may explode at any time. The four members of the special case team and the bomb disposal experts stood in place, not even daring to take a breath. Bao Zhan said: Can you defuse the bomb? Bomb disposal expert: I have no experience. I only know that this kind of bomb has been successfully dismantled several times abroad. Su Mei said: We should evacuate as soon as possible to avoid casualties. Bomb disposal expert: I can’t disarm the timing device. You can remove the mercury anti-movement lead first, use the mechanical arm to move the explosives to the EOD barrel, and then detonate it with a water cannon. Let me try. The bomb disposal expert took out an alligator clip and prepared to destroy the anti-motion circuit of the bomb. His movement was extremely slow and cautious. Although it was just a small movement of inserting the alligator clip into the cardboard box, he was already sweating profusely and his clothes were soaked. . Professor Liang, Bao Zhan, Hua Long, and Su Mei held their breaths. Since the establishment of the special case team, they have gone through countless dangers, but they have never experienced such a dangerous situation where life and death are on the line. Professor Liang made a cross in front of his chest, Hualong signaled Bao Zhan and Su Mei to stand back with his eyes, Bao Zhan folded his arms and remained indifferent, Su Mei closed his eyes nervously. If the bomb explodes, the consequences will be unimaginable. The four members of the special case team may suffer casualties, or even be killed... The bomb disposal expert carefully withdrew his hand from the cardboard box, and said in surprise, "It's done." Before the words fell, the bomb exploded suddenly!