Luoyang was the capital of the country at this time, and it was also the most prosperous city in the world.This is a place where it is easy to become famous. Usually, people who have a little reputation in this kind of place have the ability to show off their might when they are put outside. There is the most famous fat man in Luoyang, and also the most famous fat man in the world. This fat man's surname is Dong Mingzhuo.But if anyone says he is fat in front of Dong Zhuo, that person will be finished. In Dong Zhuo's own words: "I'm a fucking fat bird, I'm so majestic."

As soon as the words came out, many people around nodded their heads and shouted in unison: "Mighty..." A small official came to Beijing and gave Dong Zhuo a lot of gifts. Dong Zhuo was very satisfied and planned to promote him, so he took him to the bedroom for a detailed talk.When the little official was led to the bedroom, Dong Zhuo hadn't come yet, but when he saw Dong Zhuo's bed, he let out a "wow" and said, "Dong Xiangguo's double bed is so big, it really has the momentum to tolerate the world." After finishing talking, the little official was still very proud, secretly sighed that his flattering skills had improved again, and he had to make good use of it when Dong Zhuo came.Unexpectedly, when this word reached Dong Zhuo's ears, the fat on both cheeks immediately hung down, and a word came out of his mouth: "Chop."

Before the execution, the little official could not rest in peace, and begged the executioner to tell him the reason. "Idiot, Dong Xiangguo just lost his temper two days ago, saying that the bed is too small and needs to be made wider by five feet, yet you actually said it was a double bed..." At this moment, Dong Zhuo has just done an earth-shattering event: abolishing the establishment. The original King Chenliu is now the current Holy Master, and the previous Holy Master was just slaughtered by Dong Zhuo like a chicken yesterday.At the same time, the Queen Mother and Concubine Dong were slaughtered.

Dong Xiangguo now feels that his memory is getting worse and worse, no, two days ago Shangshu Ding Guan just gave him three thousand taels of gold for a team of singers, and made an appointment with himself, Ding Guan jumped out to curse the day the emperor was abolished, Then I will show my generosity and forgive him for his rude words.In this way, it not only fulfilled Ding Guan's integrity, but also showed his tolerance. As a result, when Ding Guan jumped out to scold him that day, he accidentally brought out the phrase "dead fat man". He was so angry that he forgot everything, and immediately asked someone to pull him out and chop him up. Thinking about it, this person is really wronged of.Alas, the next is not an example, the next is not an example.

Recently, there was a person who impressed Dong Zhuo so much that he secretly planned to promote him as his right-hand man.This man's surname is Cao, his name is Cao, and his style name is Meng De. He is now just a captain of Xiaoqi.This young man is capable at first glance, unlike some people who only know how to flatter horses. Another advantage of Cao Cao is that he is very sincere.When he saw Dong Zhuo last time, he couldn't help shaking his head and sighed: "Xiangguo, you have lost weight again, you have to pay attention to your health, don't work too hard on state affairs." After speaking, tears almost came out of his eyes Come.Alas, these days, there are fewer and fewer young people like Cao Cao.

After several contacts, Dong Zhuo had a particularly good impression of Cao Cao, so he couldn't help mentioning Cao Cao's name several times behind his back on different occasions, with admiration in his tone.As a result, Cao Cao's name spread throughout Dong's mansion, and everyone wanted to see what this peerless charming man looked like. The title of this peerless charming man is not just for nothing.You know, Dong Xiangguo is not very good at complimenting people. How many capable subordinates and sycophants are just making Dong Zhuo laugh in front of him, and he can laugh a few times. At first, it was only his adopted son Lu Bu, not even Li Ru, who was the most intelligent under his command.You know, how long has Lu Bu been with him, and how many times he has saved him, that is Lu Fengxian who is the red rabbit among men and Lu Bu among horses... Uh, it seems to be falling.

And that Cao Cao, who has only met a few times, is one of the few, and Dong Zhuo can be so admired, what kind of charm it must be, even if he relies on flattery, he is also a peerless skill, a master that is rare in a thousand years.If you can learn one hand and two hands, you will naturally have no worries about eating and drinking in the future. However, some insightful people have realized that to have a peerless charm, flattery is indispensable, but what is more important is a natural temperament. Some people simply stand there, like a mountain looking up, Some people smile slightly, but it seems to be inscrutable.And this Cao Cao, with such a high charm index, could it be said that he is the legendary star of tomorrow?

Situ Wangyun, it was dark and windy one day, carrying the watermelon knife inlaid with seven big diamonds in his yard, walking from east to west.That's right, it's the seven-diamond watermelon knife. If you want to ask why there are diamonds on the watermelon knife, the usual explanation is because of money, which is the same as wearing six gold rings on one hand.But because Wang Yun has no money, this knife is 80% of his property, so he wants to put it on display because he has no money. When others see this watermelon knife, they all gasp, give a thumbs up, and give a thumbs up. : Sure enough, it is a rich and famous family.When Wang Yun received guests, he often took out this knife casually, making the other party sigh secretly, and then said: Brother, if you like it, you can take it, it's just a watermelon knife, it doesn't matter.The other party naturally said: Don't dare.And then be grateful.

But once, a boy who didn't know his face actually took the seven-star...precious sword and thanked him again and again.Wang Yun's face turned pale at the time, and then he said, "However, as a public official, it seems inappropriate to go out with a watermelon knife." The bastard waved his hand and said, what Situ gifted, not to mention the watermelon knife, even a toilet lid, it is infinitely honorable to hold it. Wang Yun drank tea suddenly, and then acted like he was enlightened, and said: "Oh, how come I forgot, last time when my little niece came to play, I promised to give her this year's birthday present, alas, I am so confused, forgive me."

It's far away, let's say that Wang Yun walked east and west in the yard, thinking that recently everyone gave gifts and went straight to Dong's mansion, which made a group of sparrows squeak in front of the door, and there was a lot of bird droppings, which made it difficult to make ends meet up.We must find a way to solve this situation, otherwise we will have to eat cold noodles next month. Walking and walking, I finally couldn't think of any good solution for a while, but I remembered that I heard about a man named Cao Cao a few days ago. It was said that he was very powerful. He hooked Dong Zhuo's soul with a smile. He was really a monster. Could it be? The rebirth of Lord Longyang (the author notes, there are more people who spread the word, and this is the result)?I will look for him in the future, if I can hire him as a janitor and smile at the people who come and go, wouldn’t I be like a bustler? Ten thousand taels, try harder, laugh ten thousand times, hahaha, it’s done.

Cao Cao, who was in the distance, felt his face sore for a while, so he rubbed it with his hands twice. A person who thinks crazy about money will be like Wang Yun, dreaming for no reason.When Wang Yun woke up from the dream, there was a sudden burst of earth-shattering wailing.It turned out that when he was walking around dreaming, one of the seven diamonds on the watermelon knife fell out unknowingly.Damn, the workmanship is too bad, what's wrong with it, there is no way, Wang Yun had no choice but to hold a lantern, lie on the ground like a frog, and conduct a comprehensive search of the yard by himself.By the way, being an official in those days was not bad, and the garden of Situ's Mansion was about ten acres. However, not everyone has such practical ideas like Wang Yun, but everyone feels that if there are good resources, they should be shared and used together.Therefore, in the surrounding areas centered on Dong's Mansion, the important officials of the court, the masters of the rivers and lakes, and the aspiring young people set off a whirlwind of "Looking for Cao Cao". Times, how often the nose twitches, whether the corners of the mouth turn up or down when you smile, how many leg hairs are there, etc., have all become sought-after news.Everyone hopes that by combining these situations, they can analyze the essence of Cao Cao's amazing charm, so that he can imitate and transfer it to himself. Cao Cao showed his amazing observation ability and adaptability at this time.He often went straight to the hidden scout and said, "If you want to know what I look like when I smile, come, one hundred taels." After taking the money, Cao Cao put on a pose and showed off. Then he walked up to another scout and said, "If you want to know what I look like when I smile, come, one hundred taels." The man laughed: I have seen it just now. Cao Cao shook his finger and said, "Wrong, you know, my smile is different in different situations. One key cannot open all the doors, and one smile cannot fascinate all the people." After taking the money, Cao Cao put on another pose and showed off again. The man said, "Hey, why do I look similar to the one just now?" Cao Cao: "Nonsense, because this time the situation is the same as before." Plop plop, poured a piece. In this case, if it was someone else, the idiot would know that he was playing tricks on him.Naturally, these spies were not idiots, but when they saw Cao Cao, no matter what he said, they felt that there was some truth in them. Sometimes they felt that something was wrong in their hearts, but they couldn't get angry in front of Cao Cao's kind smile.In this way, in just three days, Cao Cao made a lot of money. That time, after Cao Cao showed the fourth same smile to a secret agent, after collecting the money, he narrowed his eyes and asked him. "Brother, have you learned anything?" The man tilted his head and thought for a long time, then shook his head. "You don't think I'm playing tricks on you, do you?" "Uh, it seems a little." "Wrong, it's not a little bit, I'm just kidding you." "you you you you." "What are you, do you have an urge to flatter people?" "Yes... Hey, why, why does it seem to be a little short, ah, no, no." Cao Cao laughed, patted his head kindly, and said: "No, do you know why? This is my great personality charm, personality charm, remember to learn it tomorrow." After speaking, he pulled out his feet, Shi Shi ran away. A group of people poured out from all corners of the street, surrounded the spy and said, "Hey, Comrade, I told you I was kidding you, why don't you beat him up?" The man stared blankly at the place where Cao Cao was standing just now. Two foot-deep shoe prints had sunk into the bluestone slab. On the way back, Cao Cao also left a series of footprints from deep to shallow. "It's so mighty, so bold, and I admire it so much." These days, after all, we still have to rely on force to speak. On the other side, Cao Cao found Agou who was selling groceries on the corner of the street: "Damn, dog, your fossil powder is really strong, so you just put it on the soles of your shoes. After standing for a long time, your whole body almost sinks. Is there anything else?" , another half a catty." The money is spent like flowing water, but what you get is all kinds of weird smiles and eyes that look up, down, left, and right. No matter how tall you are, there is no way to sum up any improvement from it. Charm Dafa, just when everyone was about to give up, they all received a notice from Cao Cao. Dear people who are interested in improving their personal charm: Hello.As we all know, charm is an indispensable quality in a person's growth path.When a person has charm, he can get beautiful girls, earn a lot of money, make others feel great, become an official and become bigger and bigger. In short, he can serve the motherland and revitalize the Han Dynasty , to turn the tide and turn the tide, to help the building to collapse, ah, our great leader who is wise and mighty, long live, long live (Dong Zhuo got this notice from his underground intelligence network, and after reading this, he couldn't help showing his face and saying, good , Okay, the heart of a child. The little emperor who was not a few years old couldn’t help crying when he saw this, and said, “I don’t want my big man to have such a loyal minister).I am very glad that you, like me, have realized the importance of charm. However, in order to cultivate this rare quality, it is useless to rely on piecemeal training, and systematic training is necessary. Therefore, the charm crash course only takes three days. Dreams can come true in the sky. We invite Cao Cao, a peerless and charming man, to give a lecture. The price is 9999 taels. Only 888 people in the world have this opportunity. Act fast.