Chapter 16 chapter Five

Xiao Ming had already figured it out, and as he said just now, it would not be too far away if he missed, but seeing Lu Bu's strong reaction, Xiao Ming murmured in his heart. A top expert like Lu Bu, even if his spirit fluctuates, he must be able to adjust quickly, otherwise his martial arts cultivation will not advance but will retreat, even if the adjustment is not good for a while, he will be suppressed in the bottom of his heart. big reaction? Unless he was hit beyond his imagination. The triathlon before Sishuiguan has already been spread all over the country, such as Canglongguo and the man among men, and it has become more and more popular.In the end, Zhang Fei transformed into a man among men, which is well known to all women and children.Xiao Ming thought about it in his heart, and he had already guessed that it was almost inseparable.

If this is the case, it will be wonderful, and it will be easier to impress Lu Bu. "It's not who I am, it's what I do." Lu Bu looked at Xiao Ming with a look of wariness.He has already made up his mind, if he thinks something is wrong, he will immediately kill people and destroy his body and traces.My own reputation is already very stinky now, if that incident spreads again, why don't I go out to meet people, every time I go to battle in the future, I will definitely be laughed at by the enemy at this point. In fact, Lu Bu made a big misjudgment on a certain matter. His current reputation in Chang'an City is not bad at all. On the contrary, because of the spread of the set of pancakes, the girls' thoughts of spring have reached... an unprecedented height.

"Heaven will send a great task to the people, and they must first suffer from their minds and muscles..." Seeing Lu Bu's eyeballs turn around quickly, Xiao Ming immediately explained: "This is the test of you from the heavens. Well, it is the key test before you become a Buddha. For ordinary people, his body is tested, but your body is already very strong. So, God wants to test your heart. What you have endured is God’s test for you, and if you pass it, you will...become a Buddha." "It's one thing for God to test me, what are you mixing in, why are you ruining me with a set of biscuits?"

"I'm not spoiling you, I'm helping you. Wherever you fall, get up from there. When you look at the sets of pancakes, you don't change your color, eat with gusto, and encourage everyone to eat together. You are the first in line to buy, and strive to collect the whole set. When it’s time, it’s not far from getting up.” Lu Bu opened his mouth wide: "Isn't this far? Haven't gotten up yet?" Although he already understood Xiao Ming's intention to fight poison with fire, he didn't need to be so exaggerated. "Of course, do you think you can recover so easily from the blows you received? Set-up pancakes can only sharpen your appearance and make you indifferent to general blows, but they can't make you stand up fundamentally. But it seems like now , you haven’t even honed your appearance well.”

"Who said, isn't it just a set of pancakes? Come and eat six, eat three pairs, and twelve eat a dozen without oil. Do you still have it? I'm starving." Lu Bu's mouth was stiff. "Since you have such an understanding, you don't need to waste my biscuits. My biscuits are precious. The next question is how to make you stand up fundamentally." "Tell me, I'll listen." "This is going back to the lonely man complaining about the woman." Xiao Ming was very proud that he was able to turn around again, and his on-the-spot reaction was really good.

"You need a resentful girl." "Just the gang around me at the city gate?" Lu Bu's face drooped immediately, "I don't want it." "Of course not. Are resentful girls so easy to find? Can someone like that be called a resentful girl? Those are all girls in heat." "But I think some of them are almost the same." Lu Bu muttered.Hearing that it wasn't the gang, his heart calmed down a little. "A man among men does not rely on what he eats, nor does he grow huge by something. Only when he conquers a woman can he be called a man among men."

"real?" "Fortunately, you are still one of the few masters in the world. Let me ask you, can a person be considered a master if he has a peerless magic weapon?" "Of course not. If you don't use it, even the best weapon is useless." "That's right, it's the same reason. Conquering a resentful woman depends on all-round quality, not a certain aspect of expertise. How can it be so simple to become a man among men." Lu Bu felt that what Xiao Ming said was really reasonable, and every sentence touched his heart.The haze in his heart was swept away, and he already believed that the boy in front of him was a magical boy sent by heaven to enlighten him.

"Where is the resentment girl, where is the resentment girl, where is the resentment girl?" Lu Bu bent down and grabbed Xiao Ming's shoulder for a while. "Don't shake, don't shake, let go! I said that resentful girls are not so easy to find. I already have some clues. You wait for my news." In fact, Xiao Ming has no spectrum at all. "Well, by the way, what do resentful girls look like, are they resentful?" Lu Bu asked carefully.Such questioning reflected the huge change of male hormones in his body after the triathlon. In the past, he would not have cared about such issues.

Xiao Ming stood on tiptoe, patted Lu Bu's bent shoulder, and said meanly, "Don't worry."