Chapter 14 third chapter

However, this time when I returned to Chang'an and reunited with Dong Zhuo, I didn't feel anything on the first day. Dong Zhuo's behavior in the room just now made him feel uncomfortable. The conversation with Dong Zhuo was the same as before. , are extremely difficult.In the end, he escaped early because of an accidental fire, which made him feel relieved. Lu Bu frowned, and walked to the gate of the new mansion, but he still didn't understand why he had such a big change in his psychology after losing a battle. In fact, human psychology is the most complicated, but many people will not know what kind of thoughts are hidden in their subconscious throughout their lives.Lu Bu participated in the men's men's triathlon in front of Sishuiguan, and finally lost in front of Zhang Fei's giant chicken. The pride of being a man can be said to be a mess.However, because of this, in his subconscious, there was an undercurrent to revive the masculinity, and the secretion of male hormones was also different from before.So Dong Zhuo's overtures, Lu Bu who wanted to be a man again, suddenly couldn't accept it.He still hadn't figured it out in his head, but the psychological and physical reactions had already taken him by surprise.It's just that the mystery in it, how could he figure it out after a few steps back home?

Turning the corner of the street, Lu Mansion is in front of you.There are two huge stone lions in front of the mansion, but the original owner hired skilled craftsmen at a high price to carve them, they are majestic and mighty.In fact, these two stone lions are meant to attract wealth.But the sculptor had his own ideas, thinking that it would be too wretched if the lions were made into a mess, so he carved two downhill mountain lions with their teeth and claws on their own. Otherwise, it will be denounced as not understanding art.Now that I have money, I have to find new ideas. If I don’t understand art, it will become more and more difficult to get along in the circle.Now these two stone lions support Lu Bu's facade. When Lu Bu newly arrived in Chang'an, all the servants in the Luoyang mansion went to nowhere. Outside the city, before Dong Zhuo's new servant took his place.We can only rely on these two stone lions to bluff people at the gate.

This time Dong Zhuo is typical of doing bad things with good intentions. He wholeheartedly wants to choose the best servants and slaves for Lv Bu. Yesterday he issued an emergency call-up order, saying: The current pillar of the country, Huaxia Zhibao, my little heart, the mighty general, Xiaobu Bulu Fengxian , the mansion urgently needs 47 servants, 15 maids, 2 chefs, and 5 grooms. We are hereby openly recruiting for the general public. Anyone who is consciously fit, healthy, smart, and lively can apply. Those who pass the examination will be invited immediately After taking office, the salary is excellent, one year to buy a horse, three years to buy a house.Note: Those who can speak more than three dialects are preferred.

Although the conditions seem to be relatively harsh, the strong temptation of the middle class to buy a horse in one year and a house in three years, coupled with Lu Bu's personal charm, made the list posted as soon as the list was posted. , all people think that they are well-built, smart and lively. Looking down from the high platform of the recruitment office, there are crowds of people below, and many people's heads are bouncing and moving. They are showing that they are very lively , and many people painted the character "Duan" on their faces and engraved "Jian" on their bodies, which symbolized their aspirations.It's a pity that education for all was very poor in those days, and there were so many illiterate and semi-literate people that there were many typos. Three people had a big "broken" tattooed on their foreheads, and they were suspected of being terrorists by the security guards.There is also a family of five brothers who asked Zhang Xiaomao next door to help them tattoo on their bodies. The brothers lined up in front of the chief examiner, took off their upper body clothes, their chest muscles bulged, and there were five huge "cheap" characters. "cheap"!

"cheap"! "cheap"! "cheap"! "cheap"! !It's also quite dramatic. The assessment is divided into three rounds, no matter whether it is a servant girl or a chef and groom, in addition to professional skills, there is also one round of interview, two rounds of martial arts test and two rounds of literary test.The military test is divided into bare hands and weapons, and the literary test is divided into literacy and sentence making.Want everything: After the exam, with the current progress, it will take at least half a month.Dong Zhuo's strict spirit directly caused Lu Bu to do everything by himself during the half month.

Turning the corner of the street, Lu Bu slightly raised his lowered head and looked at the gate of the mansion, momentarily dumbfounded. A pair of couplets covered up the original appearance of the two stone lions. On the top of the stone lion on the right is: Jietian lotus leaf infinite green. On the top of the stone lion on the left is: Lonely men and women become good lotus root. A banner was drawn on it: Yes yes yes paste. Lu Bu read it several times, feeling extremely depressed.Although he didn't know Taoshu, he also felt that this couplet was very wrong.Of course, the most strange thing was how could such couplets appear in front of my house.

"Come out!" Lu Bu snorted.He knew that there was a person hiding behind the stone lion on the left. He heard the sound of breathing, and it seemed that he didn't know martial arts. Xiao Ming was taken aback by Lu Bu, rubbed his ears, and ran out with an unhappy expression on his face. However, Xiao Ming is still very satisfied with the effect of the couplet that he has carefully considered.At Lu Bu's level, he probably wouldn't be able to comprehend any parallel words and sentences. He had to shock him at the beginning, and then it would be more convenient for him to act later.It would be better if he could mess with his mind.

"Little kid, what are you doing here?" Lu Bu asked. You are just farting, Xiao Ming cursed back in his heart, but said: "Wait for Buddha." "Buddha, what Buddha?" Xiao Ming smiled slightly: "In the past, Kasyapa Moten came here with a white horse carrying scriptures, and the world knows that there is a Paradise of Ultimate Bliss in the West." Lu Bu also lived in Luoyang for some time. Of course he knew the first temple in China, the White Horse Temple, and he had heard about Buddhism to some extent. Somewhat strange. "Hey, wait for the Buddha, why did you come to my house, and what happened to the rags behind, what did you do?"

"Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately." Xiao Ming said. Lu Bu understood a little bit, and said with a smile: "You told me to put down the butcher knife?" Xiao Ming shook his head seriously: "It's to put down the painting halberd in the sky." "I don't believe in Buddhism, let me cool down." "Do you believe in yourself?" "Nonsense, if I didn't believe it, I'd be dead already." "Then you are a Buddhist." "why?" "Because you are the Buddha."