In the mid-1980s, I was in high school. At that time there was a ban. Faban makes all high school boys look like hedgehogs, who occasionally get stabbed when they wash their hair. I used to think that the reason I didn't look handsome at that time was just because my hair was too short, But after going to college, I found that growing my hair didn't seem to change anything. But banning has nothing to do with this story. Just like in Gu Long's novels, a woman often appears inexplicably, and the time is always in the middle of the night, The scene is a wilderness with no one around.

She usually talks to herself, sighs a few pages, and then disappears after a few pages in the novel. Until the end of the novel, this mysterious woman no longer appears and has no effect on the plot of the novel. Then why is she out? Anyway, in the mid-1980s, I was in high school. At that time there was a ban. I came to study in the city from the countryside. At that time, my hometown didn't even have a traffic light. "Taipei is not my home, there are no neon lights in my hometown..." In Luo Dayou's "Lugang Town", Taipei is changed to Tainan, and neon lights are changed to traffic lights.

Then it's my heart's song. It took me a while to get used to living away from home. I learned to wash clothes by hand, and worked hard like Cinderella, singing while washing. The habit of partial eclipse has also been changed, because if you only eat the dishes you like every time you go to the restaurant, You will get tired soon, and you may become crazy if you get tired for a long time. Before going crazy, start to eat some dishes that you don't even smell, and after a while, you can eat anything. High school life under the pressure of the huge entrance examination is very simple.

In addition to studying, it is an exam, and in addition to the exam, it is studying. No matter when and where, someone will remind you that "the industry is good at diligence, and the barren is at play", "Only by sweating and sowing can you reap with joy", "Success belongs to those who persevere to the end" Waiting to make you feel like taking a breather is a heinous quote. Off topic, I should be the kind of person who sticks to the end. Because later I was admitted to Chenggong University. "Strict return." "Zheng Chuan." "Let's get down to business."

This is the cross talk line in the famous "Who's going to talk about cross talk tonight". So, let's get down to business. The story begins with a Chinese class when I was just a sophomore in high school. Originally, the Chinese class was very boring, and the teacher with a strong local accent read the text and no one could understand it. Occasionally he would try to tell a joke, but he always hissed like a horse while doing it. It also spews saliva from between the teeth. But this Chinese class in early autumn made my heart enter winter earlier. "Please nominate a classmate to represent our school in the National High School Composition Competition."

After the teacher finished speaking, the students only raised their eyelids slightly, as if they were not interested. So what if you won the first place in the national high school composition competition?Can I add one point to my essay score? "With the theme of "filial piety", write an essay." The teacher continued without understanding, "To write 10,000 words, the time limit is two months, and hand it over to me after writing." Is there a mistake? Compositions for high school students are written for grades, and writing a thousand words is enough. Want to write 10,000 words?And it's still a dissertation that can't be fooled.

How much study time would be wasted. A tense atmosphere suddenly spread among the classmates, because this is a matter of life and death, Everyone is very afraid that they will become the master of suffering. Unexpectedly, a classmate raised his hand and stood up and said my name! "Student Cai's writing style has always been obvious to all. I believe he will win glory for our school!" After he finished speaking, the students applauded and cheered everywhere. "It's well deserved." A classmate said. "Student Cai." The teacher smiled, "It seems that you are well received by everyone."

What is expected?This is what all the "turtles" hope for. This group of tortoises is like in ancient times, whoever draws a lottery has to send his daughter to the mountain to marry a monster. Everyone will only pray that they don't win the lottery, and they don't care who the winner is. In the biology class, it was mentioned that adrenaline will make people suddenly have supernatural powers, pick up the piano and escape from the scene of the fire. My adrenaline should be pumping by now, so I stand up and say out loud: "Teacher, my composition is not good!"

"Don't be too modest." "It's true. If I were modest, I'd say my composition sucks." "For the honor of the school, you should do your part." "It is precisely for the honor of the school that teachers should choose truly capable people." "Your classmates have so much confidence in you, why don't you have any confidence?" "How could they have confidence in me? They just want to find a substitute." "I don't appreciate your pushy attitude." The teacher glared at me. "Teacher, you should know my composition score better than anyone else."

"Stop talking!" The teacher seemed to be angry, "In short, you are what everyone expects." "But……" "Also!" The teacher interrupted me suddenly. I opened my mouth wide, hesitated to speak, and sat down angrily. It seems that my situation is like being ordered by diners in the fish tank of a seafood shop. Now that everyone expects it, I can only see death as home. After class, the classmate who raised his hand to recommend me came to me and said in a gloating tone: "Whoever told you to step on someone's foot won't say sorry."

I was very puzzled, thinking about when I stepped on someone else's foot? When the class bell rang, I remembered that I accidentally stepped on his foot when I was playing basketball last week. It's normal to bump into limbs when playing basketball, and I smiled at him to express my embarrassment, Didn't expect him to hate such a thing. God, I'm only a high school student, so scheming. I have no intention of reviewing what went wrong with high school education, and a 10,000-character composition is enough to annoy me. According to the principle of succession and transition that all Chinese teachers have taught, the beginning must be broken and the end must be strong. Therefore, the number of words from Qihe should not be too many. So wouldn't Chenghezhuan eat up most of the words? Is it necessary to continue with the end of the mountain and the river, and turn around again? TV or movies often show the kind of loan sharks to collect debts, And those who owe money always have no legitimate means of raising the money they want to pay within the time limit. I feel like those who owe money to usurers. The sad thing is that you can still rob the bank if you owe money, but you can't even rob the bank if you owe money. "You are limited to hand over 10,000 characters within two months, or your whole family will be killed!" In my mind, the Chinese teacher has turned into a loan shark vampire. I went to the library and borrowed three books on teaching composition, which contained some examples on the theme of filial piety. I went to a second-hand bookstall to buy another book. The book was in poor condition, and there were mosquito specimens and even boogers on the inside pages. In order to be able to give birth to the 10,000 characters smoothly, I can bear it if I am asked to run three laps on the playground in a skirt. I wrote at home for two days. In order to be quick, I wrote directly on the manuscript. But it often gets stuck after writing less than a few lines. A dozen sheets of manuscript paper have been rubbed out, but the progress is still zero. Whenever I see the stack of books and manuscript paper on the desk, I feel so angry that I can't concentrate on writing. When he barely started to write, he would only swear while writing. And it also affects my mood when I read other homework. If this continues, the mood will get worse and the homework will be worse, which may cause a vicious circle. So I brought those four books to school, along with the manuscript paper, and stuffed them into a drawer inside the desk. Use the time after class to type drafts, I don't want to start over halfway through writing. If you can't bear it, you will make big plans, so you have to bear the urination, drink less water, and you will have more time to write. After returning home from get out of class, I didn't see the stack of books and manuscript paper, so I was more focused on studying. After conceiving for a few days at school, the draft was roughly completed. The so-called "draft" is just to draw some key points on the four books for reference when writing. In the era of underdeveloped computers, it is impossible to copy and paste, but to obediently write ten thousand words with a pen. When I finally started to write on the manuscript paper, it was still not smooth, the manuscript paper was often crumpled, I just tossed it in the drawer. One morning I just entered the classroom, and after sitting down, I took out a book and manuscript paper from the drawer, I was planning to use the morning self-study time to write some manuscripts, but suddenly found a note in the book. "Hey! Do you have a sense of public morality! You are not the only one who uses this drawer. The home of garbage is the trash can, not the drawer! " It was red writing that was more than three times larger than usual. I was so startled that the book slipped from my hand and fell to the ground. After recovering, I thought about it carefully: "You are not the only one who uses the drawer"? This classroom is the exclusive classroom of our class, and each student's seat is fixed, So of course this drawer is only used by me. Is someone playing tricks on me? Looking around, other students were reading quietly, and there was no sound in the classroom. It stands to reason that I have now become the taoist Taoist in the class because of the fact that I have to write a 10,000-character composition. Apart from sympathizing with me, secretly laughing at me, and not shaking hands with me to avoid getting bad luck, Who would be so inhumane to tease me? Although I was puzzled, after taking a few classes and writing a manuscript of hundreds of words, I completely forgot about the note. When I entered the classroom early the next morning, I found a second note. "Hey! You are really stupid, do you not understand Chinese? Take home what you need, and throw what you don't use in the trash! Understand? " It's also written in red. This time my reaction was not a shock, but a fury. In the case of reading so many books every day, I have to waste time, energy, brainpower and some money, To write this article until now, I still don't understand why I have to write the composition. This situation is already the biggest tragedy for a high school student, yet he was taught a lesson, and in English. I immediately found a blank space on the note and wrote: "Hey! That's enough! Don't mess with me, I'll be upset!" "You messed up the drawers so much, how dare you say you're unhappy? Do you have a conscience? " This is the word on the note on the third day. I have no conscience? When you see a blind beggar, you can walk around him, or walk by him indifferently, But you peed in the broken bowl in front of him. And the peeing person scolded me for having no conscience? "How safe is it to play tricks on classmates? Karma must eventually be paid back. A hundred years later, in the Palace of the King of Hades, it will be difficult for you to be reborn as a human being! " I was so pissed off that I wrote this doggerel on a note. After reading it after writing, my anger suddenly disappeared, and I smiled. This poem is well written, it seems that I should still be a little talented. It's a pity that what I want to write is a 10,000-character essay. If I am participating in "Looking for the Second Li Bai", I probably have high hopes for essay solicitation activities such as "Where is Su Dongpo's reincarnated soul boy?" "You don't have to curse me, I'm not human anyway." Words on the note for the fourth day. not human? I felt a chill down my spine and got goosebumps all over my body. After thinking about it, ghosts usually don't write in words, they should say in a low-octave voice: "I'm so miserable..." and so on. Maybe this ghost doesn't want to stay in hell and likes to be attached to the desk drawer, But this situation will only appear in novels, not in high school life. Because high school life is hell too. I calmed down and decided to leave after school today to see if there was someone who really messed with me. After school was over, after all my classmates left, I stayed for another 5 minutes. When leaving the classroom, I turned my head frequently to see if anyone slipped into the classroom. Woke up early the next morning and rushed into the classroom. Sure enough, I was the first person to enter the classroom. "I'm warning you for the last time, if you don't tidy up the drawers, try it!"