Chapter 33 27. In the world, the only thing you can't lie to is your own heart. It always exposes your joy and sorrow when you least expect it.

Not long after I stood up and defended that Ji Rongge was not "sexually impotent", various conferences were held in the department. The head of the department spoke earnestly at the conference and pointed out the theme of the conference, which is to teach girls how to cherish their precious bodies.We cannot live so impetuously, casually, and irresponsibly!Then, he also cited many examples, saying that girls nowadays are too open, and they talk about "sexual sex" at every turn, which is very immoral!This is very shameless!This will make our current harmonious society very disharmonious!It's depraved!This is morally bankrupt!This is from the third page above!

As soon as the head of the department said, "This is the third page from the front," the students below were stunned for a moment. Later, everyone realized that it might be the remarks made by the secretary of the department head to the speech of the head of the department. The director was too devoted, so it was misread. I curled my lips, turned around and said to Mai Le, I said, did you see, those bastard teachers must have conveyed my words that day when they went back, and this old director was so angry to give us ideological education classes. Mai Le was reminiscing the essence of this sentence "This is the third page above", so she said, Mo Chun, you should hurry up to the stage and ask him, how did he get here?It was his old lady who was "very shameful" and "very moral", or his old mother who "reposted the third page" forwarded him.

I was very happy to hear what Mai Le said.When I turned around, I found that the little brother who read the little H book I met in the study room a long time ago was winking at me, full of affection and charm. Oh, wrong. After I took a closer look, he was winking at Michael.Fortunately, the little H book boy is not that godly boy, so it is not worth me to go to war with Mai Le for this wink.Besides, I am now a famous person.Thinking of Ji Rongge's charming face, I'm so excited. At that time, Mai Le was slanting his face to listen to the ideological education of the department head, while applying ointment to my face.Mo Fan's female teacher's claw skills are so good that it almost disfigured me.

Mai Le said, Mo Chun, you must not let her go!You see, you are so vindictive towards me, cook bullfrogs for me to disgust me!This woman has harmed your ugly face so much, if you let her go, I won't do it! I nodded, and I said, yes, old lady, I will definitely stand by her on the way home from get off work, and beat her up with Hu Weile in a mask!Let her know the consequences of bullying me!But Mai Le, you'd better take a look now, how about that brother whose eyes are about to cramp, and whether he has used sparkling eye drops, anyway, my old lady, I am about to be flashed to death by him.

Mai Le asked, which one?It seems that a lot of people are cramp looking at my beauty. I glanced at the stinky Mai Le and said, that's it!weasel! Mai Le looked at it in a blink of an eye, and then said to me, Huang Shulang?You said that "Fu Yanjie" man, isn't that the little brother who read the little H book that day, his eyes were bloodshot, he is Huang Shulang, not a weasel, your Mandarin is too common, big sister.Then, Mai Le continued, when I was studying in the study room recently, I often met him.His name is Socra, and he has no bottom. As soon as I heard it, I immediately asked Mai Le, and I said, Socrates, no bottom?Tell me quickly, who is his mother?How can you come up with such a ecstasy name?From now on, when Bai Chu and I have a son, we will call him Hagenda, without Si; if we have a daughter, we will call him Eliza, without Bai.

Mai Le gave me a white look, and said, you woman, didn't you say that you are already Ji Rongge's girlfriend?How could they have a son with Bai Chu?You are out of the wall, you will be immersed in a pig cage for such behavior.Then, she turned her face in a bewildered way and said, it is said that she will be ridden on a wooden donkey... As soon as I heard it, I immediately became depressed. It turns out that in this world, the only thing that cannot be deceived is your own heart. It will always reveal the joy and sorrow in the depths of your life when you are least on guard. And, Baichu, are you my heart?A full, full heart?Can't let go, can't give up.I can only hold it in my chest like this. If I take it off, I will no longer be me, can no longer live, cry, or breathe?

How good is Xilan that you can't forget like this?And my dear, dear you, how good is it that I am so unwilling to forget? During the period when I was in a daze, the head of the department had already finished his education, and the conference dispersed amidst complaints. I suddenly remembered a noun that Mai Le told me earlier, so I asked easily: What is riding a wooden donkey? Mai Le looked around and said in a low voice, I accidentally read the book of little H man, riding a wooden donkey is an ancient form of punishment, and then...she lay on my ear like a bee, mysterious Read it again.

I rely on!The evil old society! Just as Mai Le was pulling me and expressing his anger by looking at the "artificial landscape" on my face, a slender figure swayed in front of us.And compared with his thin body, his face is so vast.Also, when he walks, he shakes every step three times, and the wind blows the willows, as much ecstasy as he wants. Later, Mai Le and I found out that the injury on his leg was left when he was a teenager.So, walking with a little limp. Still those blood-red eyes, they also looked at us with such fascination.Their owner was also talking to us in a very ecstatic voice, he said, Hey, Yao Maile, I met you again.I am Socra, without a bottom, do you remember?

Mai Le was also taken aback by this little H book boy who suddenly fell from the sky, but then she calmed down, greeted this ecstasy man with a smile, and said, Hello, Socra.We met again, really nice to meet you! Then Socrates kept shaking his face that was extremely incongruous with his slender body and winked at Mai Le, talking about the miscellaneous things he encountered recently, and then began to discuss life and ideals with Mai Le at length. The classmate Mai Le, who has always been able to speak, finally succumbed to the endless lips of Socrates and Wudi. She said, Socra, can we talk another day, Mo Chun and I have some urgent matters to deal with quickly, otherwise, we will be late, you see, it is almost evening.

Upon hearing this, Socra said goodbye to us tactfully. I looked at his bulging trouser pockets and said to Mai Le, look, this Socrates, classmate with no bottom, is he carrying a little H book again? Mai Le nodded, it must be!Or I can call him Huang Shulang!She said, however, I think it is absolutely possible for a man as persistent as him to write a modern novel in the near future. Mo Chun, I am very optimistic about him! I nodded, and I said, if he can give me some royalties, I am also very optimistic about him!