Chapter 32 Twenty-six, Mo Chun, things that have not been personally experienced are things that have no evidence, and things that have no evidence, so don't talk nonsense!

When I got back to my dorm, I tossed and turned with excitement. I don't even know why I'm so excited, it's not Bai Chu willing to want me, it's just Ji Rongge.As for him, he is just a better-looking person, and he has more face when he is taken out.But I was as excited as if I had won the jackpot. I think, if I tell this to Mai Le, she will be happy for me. Mai Le has spent the night in the dormitory for the past few days, because the school has to participate in the provincial assessment, so every night, those male teachers, like perverts, come to the girls' dormitory with legitimate reasons to check for nights.

Once, Qin Lan happened to be wearing a pair of shorts to go to the toilet, but when she opened the door, she saw a young male teacher who had just applied to our department standing in front of Qin Lan in a daze.Before Qin Lan could yell like crazy, he had already screamed crazily, clutching his head and rushing down the stairs. Afterwards, Qin Lan looked at our dormitory innocently. At that time, Mai Le had just experienced a great physical trauma and was recuperating. Even so, she still raised her head to look at Qin Lan's chest, and lazily explained to us that the reason why the little male teacher was scared crazy The reason for running was that he had seen big boobs, but not this big.So once he had a nervous breakdown, he ran wildly all over the street.

When Mai Le finished speaking, the whole dormitory laughed happily, and I laughed too, but subconsciously, I pulled the quilt and hid myself deeper, like a kitten. But Mai Le, a bastard woman, is too dishonest. Seeing how fake my smile is, she directly shifted the topic to me. She said, well, Mo Chun, you don't have to hide.If Qin Lan had been replaced by you just now, that little male teacher would not have run away in fright, he would have fainted from fright.Because he has seen small ones, but not one as small as yours.After finishing speaking, the bad women in the entire dormitory died of laughter.

In the days that followed, I found that all the people in the dormitory walked in front of me with dignity and high spirits, as if they were the biggest in the world. I feel so ashamed right now.Later, when I went to guard Xilan's bed, I secretly took a visual inspection of her bust, and found that even sister Lin Daiyu's was more magnificent than my own, and immediately felt that I could leave this world without attachment. Fortunately, Mai Le saw my thoughts, and she urged me to eat more papaya and pig's trotters. As a result, during that week, my stomach almost became a pig farm and a papaya field, but my bust did not move at all, and my head kept swollen, almost like a pig's head.

Mai Le shook her head. In the end, it was she who was smarter and came up with a great way to surpass the ancients and be proud of the present. She patted me on the shoulder and said, Mo Chun, I don’t want my child to be caught by a wolf. This you Know better than anyone else!Today, my sister has exhausted her brain cells, so she can only help you think of such an idea. I said, just talk, don't beat around the bush like this, I will listen to you. Mai Le said, you just wait for the mosquitoes to bite you in summer.Although the mosquito bite bag is a bit smaller, it is still bigger than yours, isn't it?

Of course, I will definitely not try this bad move of Mai Le.I said to Mai Le very arrogantly, I think the beauty of the soul is more important! Of course, a villain like me who has a vengeance and revenge will not let the girl Mai Le go.Since she hurt my self-esteem so much, I still have to punish her, although, she is my best sister. So, when I made chicken soup for her, I replaced the little hen with the bullfrog she fears the most.Of course, I won’t explain how hard-won this bullfrog is. Anyway, I searched many supermarkets before I found this bullfrog that entrusted my “hatred”. Later, I served the bullfrog soup as chicken soup to Mai Le, and Mai Le drank it very happily.After she finished happy, I deliberately brought the small soup pot in front of her, and then Mi Le thanked me while looking into the pot to prevent me from stealing one of her chicken legs.But when her watery eyes collided with the ugly bullfrog in the pot, she passed out immediately.

After waking up, she said to me, Mo Chun, Mo Chun, your third uncle and grandpa, you are really not human!You can even kill me!you goblin! But at this moment, I, the fairy, am in the dormitory, waiting for Mai Le's return with a rosy face, and let her share with me the sudden happiness that Ji Rongge brought me. When Mai Le came back, she was surprised to see my face full of joy. She said, Mo Chun, don't be like this, okay?You look like the old nun in Zhou Xingchi who took the aphrodisiac "I love a firewood"?Fortunately, you didn't go to study at night tonight. If you went to study at night, wouldn't all the boys in the study room fall into your trap?That little H man will definitely hit it off with you!

People are in good spirits on happy occasions, so I didn't care about Mai Le's words.I told her, I'm in love!I'm someone else's girlfriend!I am the same as Xi Lan, some people love me, some people love me, some people love me. Mai Le swallowed his tongue and said, Mo Chun, don't tell me that Xilan died of illness and Baichu fled to your pomegranate skirt. When Mai Le mentioned the name Baichu, my originally bright state of mind darkened immediately, but I still tried my best to tell her in a very happy voice that Ji Rongge and I were in love.Later, I exaggerated the fact that Ji Rongge was bewitched by my beauty and had a big nosebleed, and told Mai Le.

When Mai Le heard it, her eyes almost fell to the ground. She said, Mo Chun, pour me a glass of water, I need to calm down. I went to pour a glass of water for Mai Le, and passed it to her, I said, Mai Le, don't be sad, do you have a crush on Ji Rongge?We are good sisters, if you have a crush on him, I will let him go to you.In this regard, I am definitely more forthright than that cheapskate Xi Lan! Mai Le ignored me and asked me selfishly, is today April 1st? I said, no, it’s almost summer, big sister. Mai Le still ignores me, so may I ask, is this the earth? I said, Mai Le, don't scare me, what's wrong with you?This is indeed the earth, besides, I am human.In order to prevent her from asking me unacceptable questions, I answered them in advance.

Mai Le finally rolled his eyes and said, if it is the earth, why do I hear what you just told me like the Arabian Nights?You, Mai Le, are you stupid for reading romance novels tonight?I still believe that you had a nosebleed at Ji Rongge. I said, Mai Le, I didn't lie to you, it's absolutely true. Mai Le gurgled and poured a large glass of water into his stomach, his eyes rolled for a long time, Mo Chun, I think, either there is something wrong with my ears, or there is something wrong with Ji Rongge's brain! I pouted, Mai Le, I'm not that bad, no matter what, I'm also a flower like a jade, even if I can't overwhelm a country, I can also overwhelm a village, right?

Mai Le shook his head, I know you are beautiful and beautiful, but you are a poor woman with no money and power, and she is in love with others.Ji Rongge, even if he is Zhu Bajie, he is still Zhu Bajie driving a BMW!He's still a famous lawyer. What's more, this man looks as good-looking as Bai Chu's painting. How could he fall in love with you so childishly, so relentlessly? I said, I didn't say that he would never turn back, nor did I say that he liked me, it's just that the two of us are going to fall in love.In his words, the two of us need each other. When it comes to "no hesitation", I repeatedly mentioned to Mai Le that when I was a child, the boy who had no hesitation at the entrance of the alley came. In fact, Mai Le has heard this matter countless times, and she has experienced it herself. At that time, his father Yu Yuanfang had just been sentenced to prison for rape and murder. On the way home from school, it was already dark when I got home because it was winter and because I was greedy for fun. Well, yes, it was dark and dark. When I was eight years old, Mai Le and I were suddenly besieged by many children who had always despised me, the daughter of a criminal.So, they threw sand and stones at me... Myle and I just hid in the corner and cried.But later, we found that the more we cried, the more arrogant they were and refused to let us go.Especially at that time, I thought of my grandma saying today that I want to eat ribs tonight.When I thought of the ribs, I thought that if I went back late, I might be eaten by Mo Fan, that little bastard. So, at that time, I burst into a small universe (do girls have a small universe? I don’t know, anyway Saint Seiya is full of small universe explosions, so I will also explode in small universes).When I stood up to resist, Yao Maile didn't want to be a slave anymore, and waved his thin arms to launch a fatal attack on the powerful enemy army.However, we are outnumbered, we are weaker than the strong, and soon, Yao Maile and I were suppressed back to the corner by them again.God, it's getting dark like this. Dark Sky. Which girl at that time, who was she, foolishly embraced me and shed tears? Dark Sky. Actually, Michael, you were a coward then.You can let me go and run, because you don't have to suffer like this for my father's mistakes. Dark Sky. Mai Le, I never told you, you have always been the little rose in my heart, clinging to my heart, those happy past events are so beautiful!But the stinging past is all my tears of gratitude to you. Dark Sky. Why did those children at that time hate me so much, and why were they so bad.They surrounded me and Michael, ready to piss on us.They were all laughing, laughing happily.But Mai Le and I could only close our eyes tightly and weep. Without my father, no man would stand in front of me like a bunker, protecting me from wind and rain.So, I can only hide in the corner and wait for the most unforgivable thing to happen. At that time, Mai Le opened her eyes suddenly and fiercely. She didn't say anything, but hugged me tightly and stared at them stubbornly.Try to keep them all in your mind and never forgive. While these boys were laughing smugly, a godlike boy descended from the sky, kicked down the two children who were about to pee, and opened a gap for Mai Le and I who were surrounded by them. It was too dark, blurring the boy's appearance, I just remember him raising his eyebrows and saying, what an idiot!Hurry up!After speaking, when those children were stupefied, they tried to lean over and pull me.At that time, I was in a daze, I couldn't tell the enemy from ourselves, I couldn't understand the situation, I thought he belonged to the enemy, so when he reached out to pull me, I waved my hand and scratched his face fiercely— —For so many years, I didn't know if there was any blood flowed out.But just hearing the boy cry out in pain, those children who were stunned began to besiege him. While parrying those children, he scolded me and Mai Le: You two fools!Don't run fast! Mai Le and I saw at the time that there was such a young boy who was willing to accept gang fights so desperately for us two yellow-haired girls, so we ran away desperately. Later, I will always remember that boy.Although it's hard for me to remember his appearance, I always remember how he was like a little god, desperate for the two yellow-haired girls. Of course, later on, this boy became Mai Le, who entered puberty, and my YY object. I insisted that the boy's "hero to save the beauty" back then stood up for me; but Yao Maile, a little fairy, she was not happy , She felt that in front of a woman as beautiful as a flower like her, Yu Mochun, you are a fart!That little god boy definitely came to save her, a little beauty. However, when I was fourteen years old, after I met Bai Chu, I gradually hid this godly boy in the most hidden place in my heart; at that time, Mai Le also fell in love online. Thinking of this, I said to Mai Le, we have such a deep proletarian relationship, so don't slander me there, okay?Isn't it Ji Rongge who confessed to me?Are you jealous of me? Mai Le ignored me who was complacent, just shook his head in disbelief, and said, there must be fraud in it!There must be fraud! Afterwards, while eating the little hen I stewed for her, she rolled the whites of her eyes and considered what was wrong with it. In the end, she looked at me mysteriously and said maliciously, Mo Chun, I finally Figured it out, why did Ji Rongge choose you to be his girlfriend! I looked at Mai Le very purely, why? Mai Le quietly put his mouth close to my ear and said, I think that Ji Rongge is very likely... I stood up when I heard huh, and yelled, absolutely impossible!It is absolutely impossible for Ji Rongge to be impotent!I can absolutely guarantee this!My hands were still clenched into fists as I spoke.It feels like a revolutionary is defending the dignity of the party flag in front of traitors. The most unlucky thing is that as soon as the three words were written, the door of the dormitory opened with a "squeak" and outside the door, a group of male teachers stood in unison. The super invincible innocent girl in the universe, here speaks righteously and maintains the dignity of a man as if she has experienced it herself. This weird atmosphere lasted for thirty seconds. It is estimated that the male teachers outside the door realized that I could not say any more exciting and lethal words than "impotence", so they dispersed one after another. go. After they dispersed without further ado, all the girls in our dormitory couldn't stop laughing wildly. Finally, Mai Le calmly ran to the small soup pot and saw that the thing lying in it was indeed a chicken, not a bullfrog. "Laughing" and said, Mo Chun, in the future, things that have not been personally experienced are things that have no evidence; things that have no evidence, don't talk nonsense!