Chapter 7 1. Mai Le, Mo Chun and "Those Childhood Superstitions"

Mai Le said, Mo Chun, do you still remember that we were superstitious about so many things when we were young?For example, a cat has nine lives; for example, when swallowing bubble gum, the intestines will be glued together; another example is that children who lie will be dragged and eaten by big bad wolves; It is said that they picked us up from ravines and roads, or exchanged them with corn cakes and steamed buns for home. When Mai Le said this, her head was buried in the big collar of the knitted sweater, her white neck was shortened very short, she held a silver spoon in her hand, and kept adjusting the coffee in front of her, the aroma was wafting back and forth, Repeatedly.She didn't look at me, but said to herself, Mo Chun, look, how stupid we are!For this reason, I deliberately threw the old cat from my cousin's house from the third floor. As a result, the cat didn't fall to death, and I was almost strangled to death by my cousin; and bubble gum, you said, when we were young, we were so poor in material things, how could it happen? I'm willing to spit out the bubble gum, didn't I swallow it all?But who's intestines are not necessarily glued?The story of the big bad wolf frightened me to tell the truth for so many years, but now I realize that if I tell the truth, I will be dragged and eaten by the big bad wolf.For example, that day, at the Changyuan KTV, I drank alcohol and had a big tongue, and said to Mr. Qiu with the camel face, you really look like a camel.As a result, my face was immediately swollen into a hump by those people...

I understand what Mai Le means. She means that many truths when we were young are subverted by the practice when we grow up. For example, when we were in high school, Mai Le and I squeezed our heads and studied hard. At the third watch and the fifth watch, we finally ran across the single-plank bridge and into the ivory tower among thousands of troops. The imperial court issued a document classifying us as "ordinary laborers".Thinking of the four years of college that the strong RMB piled up, Yao Maile will continue to be a glorious resident singer in the bar, and I will also be unemployed with no honor, and occasionally beat that beautiful man named Baichu Odd jobs, my heart twitched.Although, this beautiful man makes me yearn for it, I am crazy about it, I am crazy about it; in the end, I am so mad that he ignores all the beauty of me, and I am with that little beauty named Xilan who is sick all day long. Habitat and fly.

Mai Le said, Mo Chun, I should have known that when I was a child, I would throw cats a few more times, and get rid of the harm of "superstition" thinking as soon as possible. I should be the second Gates now! Mai Le always has such a big tongue, he can have a big tongue when drinking, and he can also have a big tongue when drinking coffee.Even when you sleep in class, you will sleep into a big tongue.Once in a physics class, after she fell asleep in the dark, she suddenly got up and asked the female physics teacher: Teacher, when will we take the high math test? In that class, the female physics teacher was very angry because she was too young, so she kept rolling her eyes at the following Mai Le, and the ignorant and fearless Mai Le turned to her.

In that class, Mai Le became more and more angry as he talked, and then he took my arm and walked out of the classroom swaggeringly under the eyes of everyone. After walking out the door, Yao Maile smiled at me showing her two small canine teeth that were crystal clear like jade, Mo Chun, wasn't he handsome just now?Alas, in fact, my heart is also quite empty.However, this unscrupulous feeling is just one word, cool! Really cool!After that, I, an innocent girl, joined Mai Le in the huge team of skipping classes in higher education institutions across the country. From time to time, I sat with Yao Mai Le in a private seat in a coffee shop and talked about how "those superstitions in childhood" affected us. Harm.

Mai Le finally stopped teasing the coffee, freed his little head from the big knitted sweater, and passionately discussed Huang Xiaoshi's tough stepmother with me. Huang Xiaoshi's stepmother, since she married Huang Xiaoshi's father in the past two years, Mai Le and I have never seen her true face in Lushan. On the one hand, Huang Xiaoshi dared not bring me and Mai Le back home; on the other hand, Mai Le and I really didn't want to see Huang Xiaoshi in front of us, obsequious to her stepmother. Of course, it's impossible for people with a sense of justice like me and Mai Le not to think about punishing Huang Xiaoshi's tough stepmother for Huang Xiaoshi.It's just that, weirdly, the fate of the three of us cannot meet on Earth.

The first time she planned to punish Huang Xiaoshi's stepmother was two years ago when Huang Xiaoshi had bruises for the first time.At that time, Mai Le and I took advantage of the self-study class to secretly hide in the small supermarket on campus to eat popsicles.Thinking about it now, hiding in a small supermarket to eat snacks during self-study class should be regarded as a kind of pleasure in our hard and boring high school life. When facing the scars on Huang Xiaoshi's body opposite this kind of fun, Mai Le jumped up from the little stool like a balloon about to burst, she said, Mo Chun, you see, we Huang Xiaoshi were bullied like this by that female monkey Now, we can no longer pretend to be grandchildren here, we must let the mother monkey know that Huang Xiaoshi has a backer!

McLean's words, for me, are generally the truth.Just like what I say, to Mai Le, it is the same as the sky.So, at that time, I was also extremely passionate, and regardless of Huang Xiaoshi's objection, I joined Mai Le's "Punish the Mother Monkey Death Squad". That afternoon, we escaped from evening self-study and lurked in the corridor of Huang Xiaoshi's house, planning to cover her head with a plastic bag and beat her up when her stepmother opened the door from get off work. As a result, when someone appeared at the door of Huang Xiaoshi's house, Mai Le and I rushed up like two big baboons, without any explanation, wrapped the person's head in a red plastic bag, and raged endlessly.

Until the door of Huang Xiaoshi's house opened, a middle-aged woman appeared with thick sea mud on her face and shouted, what are you doing? Only then did Mai Le and I realize that the wrong person may have been harmed.So, running like two rabbits down the stairs.At that time, someone happened to be going up the stairs, and was knocked down by me and Mai Le and rolled down the stairs. Mai Le even stepped on it twice, only to hear the man yell like a ghost crying and wolf howling.I wanted to stop and pull this innocent person up, but Mai Le grabbed my arm and carried me away.She said, Mo Chun, this is not the time for you to learn from Lei Feng!

The next day, Huang Xiaoshi told us that last night, an old lady who was in charge of distributing family planning supplies from the neighborhood committee of her community was beaten to the ground by two gangsters.The old lady was sent home, and when she woke up, she burst into tears.Having said this, Huang Xiaoshi's face blushed slightly. Mai Le and I pretended to be calm and asked, why is she crying? Huang Xiaoshi whispered in our ears that the old lady was crying, saying that she had lived most of her life and didn't know how bad the world was.Someone actually robbed her, just to rob her of the condom!

Both Myle's and my neck went stiff.Mai Le whispered disdainfully, what's the use of us two wanting that thing? I squeezed Mai Le, and signaled her not to talk nonsense, so as not to make Huang Xiaoshi hear something. Fortunately, Huang Xiaoshi didn't pay attention to Mai Le's words, and just continued to say, well, this is what the old lady said.She also has family planning supplies on her. I suddenly wanted to ask, what happened to the person who was stepped on by Mai Le.But Huang Xiaoshi never mentioned this news, so I had no choice but to keep this question back in my mouth.

At noon, Mai Le and I went out to take a bath under the pretext of going to the head teacher to ask for leave.In fact, we are secretly going online. At that time, Mai Le miraculously fell in love online. Just as she was flipping her five fingers on the keyboard and happily engaged in her flowery puppy love, a news popped up on QQ, saying that a young couple in XX District, XX City, XX Province, was burning with lust for a while, and they were in the corridor. Here, he robbed an old lady who was delivering family planning supplies to various households, and hijacked a condom. Of course, the XX community is the community where Huang Xiaoshi's family lives, and the couple who are said to be "burning with lust" refer to me and Mai Le. I looked at Mai Le's pretty short hair, and thought, could it be that it was too dark last night, and Mai Le was regarded as a boy? Mai Le, who was sitting next to me, was also shocked by this QQ news about "hijacking a condom".She looked down at her breasts, then turned her head to look at her butt, and then looked at my long hair with distinctive female gender, and said with extreme dissatisfaction, "Sister, I am also a well-developed girl, unlike me. Mo Chun, how can you be regarded as a man if you are so empty of "front" and "back"? I didn't answer her, just pointed to the computer screen, and said to Mai Le, ah, look, the news also said that this "young man and woman" hijacked a condom and knocked out a teenager. A comminuted fracture. When Mai Le saw this, her little face became a little dark, and she muffled her voice. After a while, she asked me softly. She said, Mo Chun, look, did I make that child miserable? Now, in case he leaves some sequelae or something, will he be disabled for the rest of his life? I nodded honestly, and I said, why didn't Huang Xiaoshi report this matter to us?However, Mai Le, if you feel guilty, I suggest you go to the building of Huang Xiaoshi's house and pay expensive medical expenses for that young man. If he becomes disabled, you will sell yourself to him as a child bride.Then, after all this was done, we both turned ourselves in at the police station, and explained how we were so horny that we robbed that old lady and hijacked that condom.And then, the two of us made headlines in newspapers, TV news, psychological interviews with juvenile delinquents... My unintentional words actually snuffed out the conscience that Mai Le had just finally sprouted.Mai Le said, forget it, I guess I don't have that much weight, and the kid will get better after a few days of raising him. After "educating" Huang Xiaoshi's stepmother this time, Mai Le and I never went to Huang Xiaoshi's community again.It is estimated that Mai Le is afraid of being recognized by the teenager who let himself be trampled into a comminuted fracture; but I am afraid of meeting the old lady who distributes family planning supplies.For such a tough crime as hijacking a condom, I can take it once. If I take it too much, a young girl like me will become psychotic.