Chapter 6 Chapter 6 Someone must have a crush on me!

It wasn't until Wednesday that Maimang discovered that the other mobile phone chain of the pair was missing. "Although it's useless to have it, I've made up my mind to find a boyfriend because of it. How can I lose it if I don't have it?" In the cafeteria at noon, Maimang counted the grains of rice with chopsticks in a low mood, while Han Yiyi sat opposite her and sipped the soup leisurely. "It shows that the idea of ​​finding a boyfriend for a mobile phone chain is so outrageous that even God can't stand it." "Then why did you find a boyfriend at that time?"

Han Yiyi was stunned for a second, thinking about it for a while, and just about to tell about his relationship history, Maimang's cell phone on the table rang, and he picked it up to answer it, but the answering was endless, only hearing Maimang occasionally "hmmm "Twice, and the other party kept talking like a dumb person who had just been reincarnated after three lifetimes. After almost 300 seconds, Han Yiyi couldn't take it anymore, dropped the spoon and asked, "Who is it?" Mai Mang covered the microphone, showing embarrassment: "They say they sell insurance."

Han Yiyi took the phone and hung it up for her without saying anything. "Huh?" The little girl didn't understand. Han Yiyi continued to drink the soup calmly: "You can listen to him blah blah blah for a long time if you sell insurance, but if you sell condoms, you'll be fine." Mai Mang leaned under Han Yi's eyes with a smile all over his face: "Let's talk, talk about love." "nothing." "Huh—? Didn't you plan to say it just now?" "And now I've changed my mind." "How can this be! At least tell me who the partner is."

"I'll tell you if I don't break up after a month." "That sucks." "Because every time I tell you, we will break up in less than a week." "...Could it be because of me that they broke up?" Mai Mang wept. "It can't be said that it is not your responsibility at all. You are very demanding on people, and many small things seem to be laughed off by others, but if it is you, you will feel unbearable, and keep saying every day, 'there are still people in the world. Is the man worse than him', 'Say it not at all gentle', 'Don't you think he treats you badly'... etc. In the end, I will of course feel that the other party is really bad. You Didn't you find that the breakup rate of people around you is much higher than the normal level in China?" Han Yiyi stated unhurriedly, stopping his meal, his eyes always looking at the chopsticks on the plate.

Knowing that the Lazy Queen's laziness has twitched again, Maimang picked up the chopsticks and replaced the spoon from her hand: "You are really the best in the world." "You just know me?" Han Yiyi lowered his head and started to eat. "So, it turns out that the complexity of your emotional life is caused by me..." Mai Mang picked up the topic just now, quite shocked. "It doesn't matter, you must have this kind of awareness when you are around you. Besides, no one around you is completely normal. Only the heterogeneous will be attracted to the heterogeneous. But your world is very idealized. For the matter of love The expectations are relatively high, so the boyfriend you find because of the mobile phone chain will definitely be hated immediately, so don't waste your energy."

Mai Mang bit his chopsticks embarrassingly: "But it's easy to become a loser in the future, right?" "Anyway, you are the kind of person who can live happily regardless of whether you are a defeated dog or not." "It made me suddenly feel so miserable." The topic was about to evolve to "Maimang's life of being disliked", but was interrupted by a loud noise not far away that shook the entire cafeteria.It was the direction Han Yiyi was facing, and she squinted her eyes: "Ah, Tengqian." The leader turned his head and saw that the boy recklessly knocked over the entire row of dining tables and caused countless plates to fall to the ground. He shook his head contemptuously: "Tsk tsk, isn't that guy the main force of the baseball team? Why is his coordination so poor?"

"So..." After half a second, the Lazy Queen regained her composure and continued to eat, "Sure enough, none of them are normal." As the dinner drew to a close, Ihara finally couldn't help being curious about Maimang, who was always smiling quietly: "Why are you so abnormal today? No, it should be said, why are you so normal?" The girl shook her head with a smile, as if she had just escaped from the theater in her head, and she paused for a few seconds before answering: "Last Friday, Yiyi and I went shopping, bought a pair of mobile phone chains for couples, and I hung a star Yes, but found that the idle moon is gone.”

"and then?" "I've thought about it for a long time, and I feel that there is only one truth—it was stolen!" "so what?" "So, someone must have a crush on me!" Ihara's first reaction was to scan and observe the reactions of his parents. The two parents seemed to be intoxicated by the big things like "this year's rice dumplings are not as good as last year's".The boy thought about it for a while, and felt that it was not appropriate to always pour cold water on his younger sister, so he nodded in agreement and added a friendly reminder: "But before you decide to date, you must pay attention to identifying whether the other party is human or not."

Maimang, as always, automatically filtered out the overtones, and began to bury his head in his meal with great joy. "Oh, by the way, tomorrow afternoon our school's baseball team will play against your school's baseball team. I'm going to cheer for my tablemate. Can I visit you by the way?" Visitation? Ibara ignored the fact that he was placed as either a prisoner or a patient, and after a little consideration, he said, "I should help answer questions in the competition class. If the time is right, we can go home together after the end." "Then let's contact by text message tomorrow." After finishing speaking, I noticed, "The competition... so boring... But there is one thing that I have always cared about. Why is my brother so smart, but I am so stupid? It's not that there is a blood relationship Do people have similar IQ levels because of their genes?"

"Who said that?" Ihara blurted out and asked back. Afterwards, realizing something was wrong, he patted Maimang's head, which was hit by the blow, "Your IQ is higher than mine." "Huh?" A depressed face instantly turned cloudy. "Can't you clear mines every time within ten seconds?" "What's the comparison with an accessory game?" Maimang became frustrated again, "Why don't you say CS gets headshot every time within ten seconds?" "...That's because the keyboard of our computer is worse than the mouse."

"Besides, the grades have always been average." "It's not difficult for one person to rank first in grade once, but the hardest thing is to be ranked first in grade for a lifetime... (Mai Mang interrupted: Are you bragging?) But it's not the most difficult thing to be first in grade for a lifetime, the most difficult thing is to rank first in grade for a lifetime Fifty-first, so don't be discouraged and keep going." "Brother, do you know that you have a specialty?" Mai Mang said with a bitter face, "Whether it's comfort or encouragement, in short, any good things you say will make the listeners unhappy." "...a prize." "Oh, I almost forgot to tell you..." Ihara raised his eyelids and looked at Maimang, who had a strange light in his eyes, and said, "My project not only passed the defense of the three courts, but also passed the review of the student union, so the early exercise will be canceled from next week." Among the worldviews I have believed in for eighteen years, only the "survival of the fittest" is still in effect.