Chapter 30 28. Mumu is a male fox

Xiaolan is watching a marriage program. Woman: If your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, which one would you save?Please answer the male guests No. 1, No. 2, No. 3 and No. 6. Male No. 1: Save my mother (with courage). Male No. 2: Uh, I will save anyone who gets close (answer it very witty). Male No. 3: I...Of course I saved you (it's a good one to marry a daughter-in-law and don't want a mother). Male No. 6: I will save the future mother (maybe the child's mother, maybe your mother after we get married in the future). Little Lazy: (thoughtfully) It's fun and fun.

Mu Mu came home from get off work. Lazy: Mumu, if your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, which one would you save?Think carefully before answering seriously! Mumu: Huh?What?Falling into the water with my mom?Isn't my mother in Hainan? Little Lazy: I mean what if. Mumu: Why did you two fall into the river?Are you going shopping with her?Hey, if you go out, take more walks. Also, my mother likes clothes, you can take her to the mall. Lazy: I don't want it. Mom goes to the mall, not like buying clothes, but like a top tailor to inspect work.It's not that I hate the poor buttoning of others, or I think there is something wrong with the hand-cutting... Uh... no, I mean, if your mother and I fell into the water...

Mumu: fell into the water?No, you can't even swim and what to do there.I told you a long time ago that you should learn to swim, exercise and keep in shape, but you just didn't listen.You said, if you go on like this, when can you lose weight? Xiaolan: I'll lose weight slowly, it's impossible to lose weight in one day... No, I'm asking you, if we all fall into the water... Mumu: The quality of the current water is really not good. Mineral water tastes weird even after drinking it.Hey, the air in Beijing is not good now, far worse than ours in Hainan.You know, in Hainan, you don’t need to wipe your face when you wash your face in the morning, and your face is always wet.But what about Beijing... If you don't apply moisturizing lotion within two minutes, your face will be dry and painful, right?

Little Lazy: ... Oh. Mumu: By the way, what did you want to ask me just now? Lazy: ...it's nothing...