Chapter 7 5. Little Lazy’s habit that makes Mu Mu most helpless——acting scenes

Little Lazy has a habit that Mu Mu hates—— Cough cough, that's right, that's right, Xiaolan especially likes to force Mumu to act in sitcoms together. NO1, Doraemon Xiaolan: Mumu, let's play "Doraemon" today. Mumu (agreeing happily): Then I will play Daxiong, and you will play Yasuo. Xiaolan: Okay, Yasuo is Yasuo, let's start. Mumu (hitting Xiaolan hard with his fist): Yasuo, what did you do just now? Little Lazy: Oh, you beat me to death.Can't you take it easy? Mumu: That's how Big Bear bullies Yasuo in the cartoon. Little Lazy: ...then take it easy.

Mumu: But that would not be realistic.Do you want to act or not? If you don’t act, I’ll go to watch football. Xiaolan (aggrieved): All right, all right, just act. Mumu (coming up with another heavy punch): Yasuo, tell me, who did you play with! Xiaolan (grinning in pain): I went to play with Xiaojing. Mu Mu (punch again): Damn, Xiao Jing is my wife, and you are not allowed to look for her in the future. Xiaolao: ... I won't play, I won't play, I won't play Yasuo.I want to play Big Bear! Mumu: OK.It's up to you to act. (Punches Xiaolan's arm hard again) Bear, you really deserve a beating!

Xiaolan (rubbing his arm in pain): Why did you hit me again? Mumu (punch again): I'm a robot cat, who made you bully our Yasuo all the time? ! Xiaolan: ...Damn it, I'll fight you! NO2, Crayon Shinchan Xiaolan: Let's play "Crayon Shin-chan", you choose the role. Mumu: I choose dumb.Dumb words are relatively few, and the movements are simple. Xiaolan: I thought you would choose Nohara to play Xiaoxin's father, then I would play Meiya.Dumb can be boring, you have to be proactive to play with me. Mu Mu: Oh, so, then I will choose Zhengnan. Xiaolan: Alright, then I'll play Xiaoxin (with a trick in mind).Zhengnan (hitting Mumu's arm with a heavy punch), give me your bear biscuit.

Mumu: ... Xiaolan (following a heavy punch): Why are you in a daze, why don't you hurry up and give it to me!I'm going to be angry, dig haha!Dynamic light wave! BIU BIU BIU BIU BIU!!! Mumu (pretending to speak to the people around her on the left side): Dumb, Xiaoxin bullied me.Come and help me, I'll give you half of the bear biscuit. Mumu (turning around and pointing at the position where he was standing just now): I am dumb, Zhengnan, don’t worry, I will help you defeat Xiaoxin. Mumu (turning around and speaking in a steady tone): I am Zhengnan now.Nini, Nini, Xiaoxin bullies me, come and help me, I will help you find a lot of handsome guys, and play house with you.

Mumu (pretending to be on the right side of the person): I am Nini.Don't worry Zhengnan, I will help you defeat Xiaoxin. Mumu: Damn Xiaoxin, everyone (fists rained down on the stunned Xiaolan)! Xiaolan (stunned): ...one person is not allowed to play multiple roles! NO3, Romeo!Juliet! Xiaolan: Mumu, let's play Romeo and Juliet today. Mumu: No... I don't like playing this game. Little Lazy: Come on come on.As long as you perform, you don't need to wash the dishes for a week. Mumu (reluctantly): All right. Xiaolan: Let's play the scene where Juliet dies.Ah Romeo, goodbye

Mumu (holding Xiaolao and shouting sadly): Pig (Zhu)! Little Lazy: ... Mumu (continues to cry out in grief): Pig (Zhu)!Why are you willing to leave me, pig (Zhu)! Little lazy (black face): Can you call me Juliet instead of a pig! Mumu: ... What a good nickname Zhu (Zhu), you are too picky. Little Lazy: Don't call me a pig! Mumu (reluctantly): Alright, long-winded.I see. Xiaolan: Then I'll do it all over again (Xiaolan tilts his head as if committing suicide, and falls into Mumu's arms). Mumu: Ah... Juliet! (Looking at Xiaolan affectionately, taking a deep breath) IQ, IP, IC card, all tell me the password!

Little Lazy: Get lost!