Chapter 7 Chapter 6 Zombies

Horror movies are always inseparable from the night and the morgue. Xia Shiting is like the heroine of a horror movie at this time, and she is not nervous at all, but when she opens the door of the morgue, Xia Shiting also knows that she underestimates the enemy up.There are so many corpses lined up densely here, it looks like a particularly terrifying corpse place, as expected, someone kept corpses here on purpose, if the three of them walked together, I don’t know how long it would take to find the corpse of the perverted bankrupt boss, so It can only be found separately. She stuffed the cosmetic papers with corpse-suppressing charms on them into the hands of the two men respectively, and said, "Go find the corpse of my enemy. On the foreheads of those corpses."

Han Ziyi was so frightened that she actually asked, "Do you have any glue on your body? This will make it stick tighter." Xia Shiting wished she could eat the idiot who asked such a question at this time.Wang Lei is really the kind of person whose fate is so good that he will be violent. Not only will he not provoke ghosts, ghosts and gods will back away when they see him, and he doesn't know how to be afraid at all. In his opinion, a corpse is a corpse, isn't it? Can you still move and dance?Even if he really moved and danced, Wang Lei would just quietly admire him. He is a character with natural abilities. Others can't envy him or learn it. The only thing to blame is that he is not as good as him. Dad When my mother gave birth to herself, she was not as clever as others.

Wang Lei took the amulet and left. While studying the corpse, he asked a question curiously like a student: "Where is the hair on this corpse?" "Well," Xia Shiting put on airs and determined to show off in front of Tang Xiaowan that she was serious about reading, so she recited the contents of the Daoshu Daoshu Daquan, "In this kind of corpse breeding place, if the corpse can grow white hair, it is called Bai Sha, after becoming a zombie, he moves very quickly, but his lethality is not strong." Wang Lei looked at another corpse: "Is this one with black hair?"

"Idiot, if you have black hair, you are a Heisha. This kind of zombie is very difficult to breed. Although it is very clumsy, its lethality is first-rate. You can just tear off his hair. It is really amazing to grow it." Han Ziyi looked at the two people there asking and answering questions, as if they were learning some important theoretical lessons, and felt aggrieved, pointing to the corpse in front of her and said, "My corpse has mottled hair, what is it?" Ai Jia floated over to take a look, and then said: "Pig! This is a moldy corpse! It failed to raise the corpse."

Han Ziyi took another look at the colorful hair, feeling so sick that she started to vomit with a wow. In this morgue, everyone took Xia Shiting's printed photo of the perverted bankrupt boss boy in front of him, and tried to find the appearance of this man among the tattered corpses. Xia Shiting took the photo and looked at it most carefully, because she had a relationship with that evil spirit once, so she finally made her recognize the guy's body in a pile of corpses. She happily picked up the nail and was ready to drive it down.When the time came, she wanted to celebrate, so she high-fived a person next to her.

"Ha, I found it." She yelled loudly, and then saw Ai Jia winking at herself from the far side, with a very frightened expression, so she settled down to see who the person standing beside her was. Very familiar, looks a bit like the person in the photo, and also a bit like the lying corpse, Xia Shiting laughed dryly twice, and said slowly: "Don't tell me, you are the same person?!" The evil ghost suddenly changed his face, grabbed his nails, and said, "What do you think?" Xia Shiting took out the ghost water and sprayed it forward, screamed and backed away, and said to Han Ziyi and Wang Lei, "Run, that guy is out."

The ghost water can't have any effect on that evil ghost at all, and although Xia Shiting smashed the iron nail between the eyebrows in a panic, but because it wasn't a black dog's blood, it not only didn't have the effect of destroying the soul, but also inspired this Potential of the devil. "You're not a black dog's blood." Tang Xiaowan swiped her sword fiercely to stop the evil spirit's attack.Seeing that he could not break through the encirclement of the sword curse, the evil ghost suddenly roared, and a gust of wind blew by, and all the corpse-suppressing charms and makeup papers on the foreheads of the corpses were blown away by the wind.

"Wow, I was killed by a profiteer, I will definitely demolish his shop tomorrow." Xia Shiting cursed while throwing a magic weapon out. Although Wang Lei couldn't see the evil spirits, there was no problem with his retina. He pulled La Xia Shiting, and said, "It seems that those corpses are sitting up." Xia Shiting turned her head and saw that all the corpses in the room were densely packed and sat up as if they had listened to the bugle and were about to gather. She thought something serious was wrong: "What does it seem like, they really sat up! Don't run fast, don't dead."

Han Ziyi slipped faster than anyone else, and said while running, "I told you earlier that it is safe to stick it with glue, and now it will be blown down by a gust of wind." The door has been blocked by that evil spirit.Tang Xiaowan seemed to be fighting very hard. After all, she was already a ghost with no yang energy, and using Taoism would hurt her vitality. Xia Shiting's cosmetics are almost lost. It seems that the evil spirit is really afraid of Wang Lei at this time, and he dare not get too close, but Wang Lei's attention is distracted by the zombies. This is the first time in his life. Once I saw the corpse move, I was really curious and excited, and looked at my sweetheart Xia Shiting with admiration, thanking her for bringing another difference in life.

Xia Shiting couldn't bear to bear such affectionate and disgusting eyes at this critical moment, so she punched him, and Wang Lei covered his eyes and squatted down. This punch is bad.Wang Lei's Little Sun's forehead lowered, and the evil ghost was not afraid of anything at once, and rushed over suddenly, about to pinch Xia Shiting in half. At this time, a claw protruded from Xia Shiting's back and slashed at the evil ghost, and a cold voice sounded: "Fuck you, get lost!" A flash of light passed by, and the evil ghost seemed to be made of paper The same, was torn into several pieces, and immediately disappeared.

And that paw was actually a translucent hand. When Xia Shiting turned her head, she was as frightened as Tang Xiaowan and Han Ziyi.I saw that Ai Jia had rolled her eyes, her expression was strange, she was completely different from the female ghost who said she was a heartthrob, and she only used one trick to get rid of this evil ghost, which shows how terrifying she is lethality. But as soon as she finished dealing with this evil spirit, she immediately looked at everyone with a bewildered expression as if she was a different person.The zombies were getting closer and closer, but Ai Jia couldn't enter the state. Just now she was like a ghost, but at this moment, another voice sounded: "Go out, leave these zombies to us." Still unable to see the person who spoke, these people were driven out of the gate of the morgue by a force, and several people, together with the two female ghosts, scrambled and ran out of the one-story house that was too dark to melt . As soon as Xia Shiting left the room, she sat on the ground panting for breath. She never thought that she would almost be killed by those grieving ghosts with so many people. A little Taoism is useless at all, there is no chapter about fighting zombies in Tangmen Taoism. It was the first time Han Ziyi encountered such a scene, and her face turned blue with fright.Although Wang Lei could see the corpse moving, he still couldn't see the siege of the resentful souls.People who can't see are often the luckiest. He just couldn't figure out why the corpse would sit up for no reason. Although he was a little frightened, he could accept it for love. Tang Xiaowan looked at Ai Jia inexplicably, if Ai Jia's claws hadn't torn the evil spirit apart just now, everyone wouldn't have thought of it, but why can't Ai Jia remember anything now?At that time, Ai Jia looked so scary. She had only heard of ghosts being possessed by people, and if she hadn't heard of ghosts, she would be possessed by ghosts!When will Ai Jia's mind recover? Just as everyone was returning to their senses, the person who just broke in to help them deal with the zombies came out.Everyone cheered up and prepared to bow three times to this benefactor. They were all imagining that this benefactor was some kind of extraterrestrial expert. If benefactor hadn't stopped the attack of zombies, then everyone would have died in it. . In the thick night, two people came out side by side, and their figures were drawn long under the light.It turned out that there were two benefactors, and Tang Xiaowan was about to take the lead in saluting, but everyone was stunned, there was really no way to kneel down in front of these two benefactors. The two benefactors are wearing cute children's suits, holding colorful lollipops in their hands, one of them has curly hair like a little princess, and the other is wearing a hat.As long as the eyes are not blind, anyone can tell that this is a pair of dragon and phoenix twins, and the age is at most about ten years old. The boy doesn't even know that his collar is crooked. These two children were the benefactors who saved him, and the two children came out of the morgue without any surprise, as if they had just come out of the playground and wanted to go home easily. Xia Shiting rushed forward, trying to force a smile, and said to the child: "My child, where is your adult?" She decided that these must be Engong's two children, and Engong must be inside. The girl raised her head and replied crisply: "Mom is at home, and Dad is abroad." "At home? You guys came here just now?!" Xia Shiting's face was so surprised that it deformed. The boy pulled his sister: "Fengfeng, don't talk to her, her level is too bad, and my mother said that there will be no progress with rookie level people." What, rookie level?Xia Shiting pointed at herself, dumbfounded.It turned out that these two children were really the ones who had just saved him, but their expressions looked very contemptuous of him now, whose children were they?Why don't adults know how to teach them to respect their elders. "Brother, is she a rookie?" The little girl licked the lollipop and asked loudly. "Of course, you didn't see just a few little zombies, and she was so scared that she couldn't walk, haha! Even the aunts in the kindergarten are bolder than her." Xia Shiting was so angry that she almost jumped up, but there was nothing she could do about the two children.Tang Xiaowan floated over from the front, nodded to the two children, and said, "Excuse me, are they descendants of the Ma family?" "You female ghost can still recognize me as a descendant of the Ma family, you have a little discernment!" The little boy raised his head high, very proud. "Thank you for your rescue just now. Have you finished your homework and are ready to go home?" Tang Xiaowan asked. The little girl named Fengfeng hurriedly interjected: "Yes, today's homework is to catch these zombies that have turned into corpses. It's not challenging at all, but my mother forces us to catch zombies every day. How big is this city? It's not fun to catch many zombies for us." The elder brother persuaded the younger sister: "Don't do this, Dad said, if we practice the basic skills of catching small zombies, he will take us to catch big vampires when he goes abroad in the future, and even thousand-year-old zombies like the castle king can be caught for us. " "That would be fun!" The brothers and sisters actually started discussing how to go abroad to catch big zombies, and they didn't pay attention to the frightened adults at all.Xia Shiting was still angry, but Tang Xiaowan said: "Don't be angry, this is the child of the Ma family who catches zombies. They are natural exorcists. They don't need to do too much practice. They were born to fight ghosts and drive corpses. Fortunately We met only two children today, otherwise our Tang Sect will lose face." Ai Jia said on the side: "It's not for nothing that the Ma family has been prosperous for so many years! Such a young child has to come out to catch ghosts and do homework. No wonder the Tang Sect is destroyed. It's all about self-study." "What's so cool about the Ma family, hum! When I learn Taoism, I'll show some zombies to him." Xia Shiting started bragging again. At this moment, a small firefly flew from the little boy's fingertip.At this time, there are twinkling fireflies flying around, which is really eye-catching. The little boy immediately caught the little bug and said to his sister, "It's Mommy's voice-transmitting bug. Mommy is here to find us." Sure enough, the little bug seemed to be able to send a message, and a gentle female voice came: "Longlong, Fengfeng, come back early! Come back when you finish your homework." The nicknames of the dragon and phoenix twins are Longlong and Fengfeng, which shows that the Ma family did not work hard on learning cultural knowledge.I saw the two children walking side by side into the darkness like this, and went home happily. Wang Lei shouted from behind: "Hey, kid, your communicator is very advanced and cool. Come on, how much is it, I will give you double the price..." At the same time, the two children turned their heads and made a gesture of "despise you", and then ran away quickly. Xia Shiting could only sneer and said, "Perhaps these two children are Ma Xiaoling's illegitimate children." "Who is Ma Xiaoling?" Tang Xiaowan asked. "Wow, you haven't seen "I Have a Date with a Zombie"! There is an old maid with very long legs and beautiful looks, but she can't be with men. She is a spring-loving type." Xia Shiting said I started to feel excited when I started TV dramas. Tang Xiaowan couldn't understand at all, she even cut off a TV.But Ai Jia leaned forward: "I used to like watching this TV series too." As soon as Xia Shiting and Ai Jia got involved in a TV series, they became gossips.Han Ziyi was frightened to death, but she was also very satisfied thinking that she could earn a thousand yuan.Wang Lei felt that this night was more interesting and proud than any night he had spent money on.Only Tang Xiaowan was thinking about who ran such a large corpse farm and what she wanted to do, but she couldn't figure it out for a while, and she was not very good at thinking, so she gave up on this problem. Everyone went home happily again, but they didn't see a pair of eyes in the bungalow, human eyes, but with a light that was more terrifying than ghosts, watching them go away. Because Wang Lei bought Xia Shiting's company, she immediately became her immediate boss. The two of them didn't have to go to work, and everyone sat at home. Except for Wang Lei who was giggling and didn't know what to do, Xia Shiting and Han Ziyi and Tang Xiaowan surrounded Ai Jia. Xia Shiting wanted to force Ai Jia to use that move to scatter the soul claw again, and wanted to learn this kind of move that was not in "Tangmen Daoshu Encyclopedia", but Ai Jia was floating in the air and couldn't remember how that move was. Lots of poses. Xia Shiting couldn't help it anymore: "Now it's not the cover of a magazine, what's the use of you posing so many sexy poses?" Ai Jia glanced at Han Ziyi, who was drooling and acting like a pervert. "I like to pose like this. Are you jealous that I have a better figure than you?" "Being a ghost is of course what kind of figure you want to have. You may have been a big fat girl when you were alive." Xia Shiting was convinced of Ai Jia's amnesia and beat her crazily. "How is it possible? I must have been a beautiful woman when I was alive. Although I can't remember what I looked like in the past, I know that many people like me." Ai Jia firmly believes that she is a heartthrob. Tang Xiaowan said: "Now is not the time to fight whether you are a heartthrob, Ai Jia, under what circumstances can you use spells with your claws, and your spells are neither from our Tang Sect nor from Maoshan. , let alone the Ke family or the Ma family, I have never seen such a trick, can you think about it again? This is very important!" "It's always like this in TV dramas. When you meet someone with amnesia, don't force her to think about things. The more you force her, the more she won't be able to remember. Forget it, Ai Jia's head is sweating." Han Ziyi felt sorry for her. , but was kicked aside by Xia Shiting. Ai Jia continued acting like an idiot, painting her nails with nail polish, completely ignoring the two frustrated Tangmen disciples.It's none of her business, she doesn't want to be a Taoist master, let alone revive some sect and save the world, Xia Shiting and Tang Xiaowan's self-esteem can't stand it, especially Xia Shiting, who was mad at the first mission Step on it, if she doesn't report this kind of hatred, she will be so angry that she becomes constipated. Xia Shiting was about to go out, Tang Xiaowan asked: "What are you going to do? You have to be careful now, there should be a big organization behind the mortuary we went to." "What kind of organization or not? It's not a gangster. You're a ghost and you don't have to eat. I'm a human. It's a big deal not to have dinner." Xia Shiting went to the supermarket. Wang Lei ran over to show his hospitality: "Let's go out to eat! We can eat whatever you like, Western food, Chinese food, Japanese food, Korean food, Thai food." Seeing that Xia Shiting was indifferent, he continued: "French food, Spanish food, German food, Vietnamese food, don't you have any favorite country's food?" "Ethiopia!!!" Xia Shiting couldn't take it anymore. Although she had a good impression of Wang Lei, the fifth diamond king, but if a man is too cheap, he won't be respected by women. . After she finished speaking, she knocked on the door, and Wang Lei praised from behind: "Ethiopia! It's different, tasteful, and I like it!" All the people and ghosts standing behind were disgusted, and they all sent him a "bad", and they couldn't bear it anymore. When Xia Shiting went out, she began to fumble for her wallet and act like a housekeeper. There are three people in the family now, and she wants to cook something that saves money and trouble. As she walked, she thought about it, thinking about it for a few cents, but she didn't realize that she was surrounded by the eyes of several people. Xia Shiting's eyes were warm and persistent, and Xia Shiting quickly sensed them. She proudly puffed up her chest, and made a gesture of gently brushing her hair in front of her forehead, sighing in her heart: "There is really no way to be a beautiful woman. Everywhere I go, there are handsome guys staring at me, it's annoying." Those staring at her were a little surprised, and one of the men with the most intense eyes was thinking: "Did she recognize us as killers? Why did she show such disdain? Is there some conspiracy?" "Boss, do you think that woman is a little weird? She seems to be enjoying herself?" A subordinate asked softly in his ear. "Don't underestimate the enemy. This may be her trick. Be careful that she slips away. If we can't complete the mission, we will never go back alive." The boss of the killer gave an order. "Okay." The poor subordinate was confused by Xia Shiting's self-indulgence. Sure enough, it was the best killer organization in the underworld. Xia Shiting was surrounded by several men the moment she entered the alley. Only then did she realize that something was wrong, and while covering her wallet with one hand, she asked nervously, "Jie for money, or for sex?" She still had a chivalrous look on her face. The killer boss almost fell from the dark place on the wall. What kind of brain is she?To think that such a professional came out to rob her of a few cents, or for her beauty. Xia Shiting also saw the disdain of those people, as if her own wealth and sex could not arouse other people's interest, and her self-esteem was severely frustrated, she wished that those stinky men would put on a pervert face and come over with a lewd smile, like in TV dramas. Similarly, it would be best if Prince Charming descended from the sky and saved himself. But in reality, those men didn't even look at her figure, and none of them showed any interest in her. They just surrounded her and asked, "Where's the stuff? Hand it over."