"Damn! Why can't I call myself my old lady in my resume? My old lady has never changed her name since she went online at the age of 14 and graduated at the age of 22. She has never used a vest and has always used her own deity. Her ID is called Heishan old lady. How can I not let my old lady call herself my old lady? Damn !” A young woman in a black dress and a pair of stiletto high heels about ten centimeters angrily squeezed out of the crowded job fair with a lot of scattered materials.Thousands of people squeezed in, but seeing this woman kicking left and right with stiletto heels all the way to break out of the tight encirclement, she let out a long breath when she walked out of the job fair, "Jesus, you're unemployed again!"

The graduates who came and went all around looked at this girl who rushed out in awe. The graduates who came to the job fair were all neatly dressed, and they were afraid of being immodest in speech and dignified in appearance. I don't know who is the person who speaks foul language and behaves barbarously... "Jesus' mother? What is Jesus' mother?" When the girl in black rushed out, someone beside her asked curiously. "Jesus' mother is the Virgin Mary, my mother's mother worships God." The girl in black turned around and glared at the person who asked her, "Who are you?"

The person who asked her was wearing a white sportswear with several blue and black stripes on the shoulders. The fine cotton clothes gave people a soft and clean feeling. The person in front of her looked about the same age as herself, a boy.It's a cloudy day now, a cloudy day where it's going to rain and it's not going to rain, but this boy is holding an umbrella.The girl in black looked at him, this man was very fair, with fair and moist skin, and soft facial features, perhaps because he was wearing a sportswear, so he looked like the kind of boy who has been obedient for a lifetime without smoking, drinking, and not knowing what to say , plus holding an umbrella, it looks like... a certain tendency.

She looked at the boy holding the umbrella with strange eyes, "Who are you?" The boy holding the umbrella smiled slightly, "My surname is Jiang, and my name is Jiang Tianran." She smiled at him ambiguously, "My mother's surname is Huo, her name is Huo Xing, what's the matter?" "Hello, I just want to know what is 'Jesus fucking'." Jiang Tianran said seriously, "I'm here to recruit." ah?Huo Xing looked up and down at the little boy who was dressed in snow-white and looked like snow-white, and asked suspiciously for a while, "Are you here to recruit? Uh... which company are you from?"

"Department X." "Huh?" Huo Xing took two steps back, "Department X? Then my mother is a graduate of X-level X-majors of X-University, what do you want?" "Yes, the work in our department is relatively hard, and the salary is relatively high, but there are not many people who can pass the test." Jiang Tianran still has that snow-white and obedient appearance, "If you are willing to apply, please fill out this form , before filling out the form, read all the precautions on the form." Dare he really come to recruit?It's not to deceive people, is it?Depend on!I don't know whether to come out to deceive people or be deceived!Huo Xing took the form in his hand and glanced at him suspiciously. Jiang Tianran was still focused and gentle, so she took the form and read it.

"Department X's special recruitment form is supervised by Department X and cannot be copied." Depend on! What is Department X?Is it a mental hospital?Huo Xing continued to read, and saw that besides a bunch of routine items such as "name, gender, and ID number", there were a lot of dense notes below: "Applicants have an obligation to keep confidential. Do not use any means to contact personnel who are not in the department. The job is dangerous, and the equipment used must be purchased by the applicant. The applicant should not be afraid of water, fire, heights, and not allergic to any items or drugs , capable of swimming, climbing, long-distance running, etc., and holds a driver's license above A2..." Huo Xing stared, "The applicant should have a good psychological quality and have effective handling methods for any accidents... ..."

"Are you recruiting bodyguards?" Huo Xing watched halfway, and finally impatiently continued, "I only care about the salary? Is there social security?" "The salary is also kept secret, but generally it will not be lower than 14,355 per month." Jiang Tianran said seriously, "We have special insurance, and we can receive twice the salary when we retire." "Wow!" Huo Xing held up the form, "There are many conditions, and the price is very attractive. It looks similar to a sticker advertisement in a hotel that recruits waiters with a monthly salary of 20,000. How can I believe that you are not a trustee of abducting and trafficking women? Where can an ignorant woman who worships money and loves money be tricked into selling it?"

"I have no way to prove it." Jiang Tianran's eyelashes twitched slightly, and his brows and eyes were not too curved when he smiled, because his skin was fair and flawless, and he smiled like a natural white rabbit, without the slightest temperament of a liar. "Uh..." Huo Xing stared at him for a long time, "My old lady... barely...believes you." "Welcome to Department X." Jiang Tianran bowed slightly, saluted her, and said sincerely, "Miss Huo, I really think you have the potential to pass the test." ten days later... Ginger is natural!My old lady imagined you too superficial, too superficial, too superficial!You are not a trustee of abduction and trafficking of women!You are a demon at the gates of hell!It's the bull head horse noodles with people in the oil pan!It's a pervert with a rabbit face!It's a monster with a blue face and fangs...

"Three minutes and twelve seconds." "Huh-huh-huh-" Huo Xing was carrying a weight of fifty kilograms of lead on his back, his body was covered in mud, he bent down and panted like he was about to die. Seriously, "One second better, do it again." "Do it again?" Huo Xing staggered towards him carrying the fifty-jin weight of lead, dragging his tongue half-deadly, and asked vaguely, "Do it again? Didn't my mother run eight hundred M, but this kind of - this kind of - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Do humans exist?"

The "runway" in front of me is the same as the ordinary runway, it is 400 meters oval.It's just that there are sand pits, mud pits, rock formations, sixty-degree slopes, ninety-degree shelters, swimming pools, a floating log on top of the swimming pools, barbed wire, and car nails in the four hundred meters. Yes——there is actually a sulfuric acid area, an infrared trigger area, and a charcoal area. "I designed it." The gentle and white Jiang Tianran took a notebook and wrote down her grades gently, "Do it again." "I... I... No, no, before I say quit, tell me, is there anyone who can run before? Is there really anyone in this world who can run in three minutes and ten seconds with fifty catties of lead on their backs? It’s not my mother’s bragging, the middle-distance running in school has always been my mother’s world, and I have never lost from elementary school to university..."

"Yes." Jiang Tianran said softly, "My best time here is three minutes and six seconds." Huo Xing suddenly raised his head, "Who?" Jiang Tianran pointed to a girl who quietly walked by the runway, "Her." "Her?" Huo Xing straightened up, gasped and stared at the girl for a long time, "Damn! Jiang Tianran, you must be a S, even this kind of girl you want to ravage! No heart, no lungs, no blood, no flesh. Conscience, no intelligence, no sensibility, no wife, no savings, no house, no car, no future..." The girl who walked quietly was small and narrow-framed. She was wearing an orange skirt and a small white shirt. She looked like a middle school student. She had shoulder-length short hair and flat bangs. The body is black and soft, if Huo Xing were to guess, she would be fifteen years old. But she is obviously not fifteen years old, because she is holding a roll of documents. In this weird "Department X", only full-time staff can get the materials, and the full-time staff must be of age.And it seems that such a small girl has already been ravaged by Jiang Tianran, Huo Xing burst out with a strong desire to protect, such a small, so quiet, so classical and so weak girl, was forced to run into the world under the whip of the devil. For three minutes and ten seconds, just for a job that pays a lot of money!This world, this society, this world!The old lady is speechless—— "Let's do it again, when you run for three minutes and ten seconds, you don't need to run anymore." Jiang Tianran said patiently. Huo Xing made a starting posture with the lead weight on his back, and suddenly smiled strangely, "Jiang Tianran, how many minutes and seconds can you run?" "Two minutes and fifty-eight seconds." "I have a suggestion. If I run more than two minutes and fifty-eight seconds, I will modify the track and train you every day." Jiang naturally smiled, his smile was like a cute little flower blooming quietly, soft and non-aggressive, "Okay." "I want to build a knife mountain oil pan! To build a steel wire bridge, you need to dig 1,500 traps, bury explosive detonators, and launch an atomic bomb. I want you to go step by step and scare your heart with knives and knives—" Gritting his teeth Under the vicious curse, Huo Xing rushed to the weird runway again. "natural." The girl who was quietly passing by the training field stopped, her voice was soft and soft, as if everything around her became quiet, "Is this girl the one who applied for this year?" "Yeah," Jiang Tianran smiled, "very energetic, isn't it?" "Oh..." The girl in the orange skirt lowered her head, "How many tests has she passed?" "Basically passed, the written test is good, the physical fitness is very good, the driving skills are first-class, and you can see the rest, he is very energetic." Jiang Tianran continued to smile very "naturally", "It's just not very polite, a bit rude. " "If you are too distinctive, you can't go out to work, and you will be recognized." The girl said quietly, "Does he know?" "Him?" Jiang Tianran closed the registration book, "I've told him several times, but I probably still don't remember it at all..." He said shyly, "I will try my best to make him realize that there is a newcomer .” "She is more conspicuous than me." The girl said quietly. Jiang Tianran hummed, and wrote down an extra entry in his notebook, inexplicably judging Huo Xing for being very conspicuous in the crowd.The girl in the orange skirt looked at him with wide eyes, frowned, and sighed softly. Jiang Tianran is a natural fool, her mind is confused except for work, if she talks to him again in the future, she will be reincarnated as a hen in her next life! Xue Chuncha is a big bastard, she doesn't think about anything but enjoyment, if she falls in love with him next time, she will be reborn as a rooster in her next life! The new girl is a savage, full of foul language, and can yell at anyone she doesn't know well. She is uneducated and has zero points. If she talks to her, she will be reborn as an egg in her next life. She turned around and walked towards the office building with the materials in her arms. The orange skirt had an orange bow on the back waist. As she walked step by step, the bow fluttered step by step in the wind, which was very beautiful.