Chapter 96 Chapter 40. Details Concerning This Unforgettable Story and Adventure

All those who like this story should really thank the original author Sid Hamed, who introduced us every detail of the story in detail.He portrayed the thoughts of the characters to us, revealed the imagination of the characters, revealed the secrets, unraveled the mysteries, analyzed the plot, in short, explained every little thing that people want to know.Oh brilliant author!Lucky don Quixote!Showy Dulcinea!Funny Sancho Panza!Each of these people will bring laughter to life for generations to come. The story goes that when Sancho saw the sad woman faint, he said: "I swear by the faith of a righteous man, by the ancestors of the Panza family, that I have never heard or seen such a thing, nor has my master ever told it to me, nor did he even think about it. Never thought of such a thing. To hell with you, you magician giant Maran Bruno! Have you no other way of punishing these cunts than making them grow beards all over their faces? What the hell! Wouldn't it be better for you to cut off the bottom half of their noses? Wouldn't it be better for them, even though they'll talk in a low voice afterwards? I bet they don't even have the money to shave their beards."

"Yes, my lord," said one of the maids, "we have no money to shave, so some of us resort to the cheap method of sticking plasters on our faces, and then jerking them off so that the face is like a millstone. The same smoothness. Although there are only women in Kandaya who go from house to house to shave hair, tattoo eyebrows or sell women's cosmetics, but we never let them in because such people used to be prostitutes, and now they are pimps. If Monsieur Don Quixote cannot help us, we shall go to our graves with beards." "If I cannot help you," said don Quixote, "I will go to the Moors and have my beard pulled off."

At this time, "Mrs. Three Pendulum Skirts" also came to life and said: "Brave knight, I heard your promise in my coma, so I woke up. Now I ask you again, famous knight-errant and invincible lord, you must not break your promise." "I will never break my word," said don Quixote. "Madame, what do you think I should do now? I am always at your command." "As things stand now," said the sad woman, "the distance from here to the Kingdom of Kandaya is five thousand miles by land, more or less two miles; Two hundred and twenty-seven cilia. I should also tell you that Maran Bruno said to me that if I were lucky enough to find a knight who would help me out of the magic, he would give the knight a horse. The horse was better than a rented horse. The horse is not bad, it is the wooden horse that the heroic Perez rode when he took back the beautiful horse Gallona. The wooden horse is controlled by a pin on the forehead that is used as a bridle, and it flies very lightly, as if seeing a ghost. According to the previous According to legend, this horse was assembled by the magician Merlin, and later lent to his friend Peres. Peres rode it everywhere, and as I just said, rode it back to take back the beautiful horse. Galona. Pires flew Magalona on the hips of the horse, and everyone who saw them was stunned. Merlin only lent the horse to those he liked or those who could pay a lot of money. We have not heard of anyone who has ridden that horse since the ride of the great Pires. Maran Bruno got it out by his wrist, took possession of it, and rode about. He has been to many places in the world, he is here today, he will be in France tomorrow, and he will be in Potosi the day after tomorrow. The wonderful thing is that this horse does not eat, sleep, or use horseshoes. Steady, the rider can hold a glass full of water in his hand, and the water will not spill at all. Therefore, the beauty Galona is very happy when she rides this horse."

Sancho then said: "If we want to talk about walking steadily, I have to count my donkey. Although it can't fly in the air, it just walks on the ground, but I dare say that any horse in the world can't run it." Everyone laughed.The sad woman went on to say: "If Maran Bruno wishes to put an end to our misfortune, he will send the horse before midnight, and that will be a signal. If he sends the horse, I shall know at once that I have found the knight I am looking for. " "How many people can that horse carry?" asked Sancho. The sad woman replied: "Two, one in the saddle and the other in the saddle. The two are usually a knight and a squire, if there is no captured woman."

"Lady of Sorrows," said Sancho, "I want to know the name of the horse?" "It's not called Pegaso like Bellerofonte's horse," said the sad woman, "nor is it called Bucephalo like Alexander's horse, nor is it called Brilly like Mad Roland's horse. Adolo, not to mention Bayarte, is Reynaldos de Montalban's horse; it's not called Frontino, like Rugero's horse, nor Boots or Peritoia, it is said, is Sol's horse; it is not called Aurelia, and Rodrigo, the last unlucky king of the Goths, rode into battle on that horse, and died in the end."

"I'll wager," said Sancho, "that since he doesn't use the famous names of so many famous horses, he certainly won't take the name of my master's horse, Rocinanto, which is obviously more famous than all horses. powerful." "Yes," said the Sorrowful Woman, "but the horse is well named. He is called Balsa Pin, because he is made of wood and has a pin on his forehead, and he runs very fast. .In terms of name, it is quite comparable to the famous Rocinanto." "That's a good name," said Sancho, "but what kind of bridle should I ride it with?"

"As I said just now," said Mrs. Three Pendant Skirts, "it depends on the pin. The rider turns the pin this way or that, and he can steer it as he pleases, or let him ride the clouds, or let him fly. Flying on the ground, or neither high nor low, this is the best, and this is the way to do things in an orderly manner." "I'd like to see the horse," said Sancho, "but don't expect me to ride on its saddle or its ass. I ride a donkey in a pack saddle softer than silk How can I ride on the hard buttocks of a rocking horse without any cushions? I don’t want to make myself suffer for removing the beard from other people’s faces. Whoever thinks it is suitable will do it Do, I don't want to run so far with my master, and besides, it's not like freeing my mistress Dulcinea from magic, so I don't have to worry about getting rid of the beard."

"It's necessary," said Mrs. Sanbaiqun, "and you should take care of it. I don't think we can do anything without you." "My God!" said Sancho, "what does a master's adventure have to do with his servants? They succeed in their adventures and gain a reputation, but they make us suffer! If the author of the novel of chivalry wrote "The certain knight completed some expedition, but it was done with the help of his attendant, without the help of the attendant, the knight could not have completed this expedition at all"... That is also true. But the book He just wrote dryly: "The three-star knight Don Palaripomenon completed a certain expedition and subdued six monsters." But he didn't mention a word of attendants, as if there were no attendants in the world. In fact, attendants Follow me all the time! My lords, I say again now, let my master go alone, and he will succeed in no time. I will stay here with my heroine, the Duchess. It is likely that when my master returns, Du Things are much better for Madame Ercinea. I'd rather take the time here to whip myself and bruise myself."

"Even so, if necessary, you must go with your master, good Sancho, so many good people are begging you. It would be a disgrace to let these maids be bearded forever, just because you are afraid. thing." "Once again I must cry my God!" said Sancho, "if it be for some hermit woman or charity girl, it may be worth the risky sacrifice of a man; It would be too unjust to suffer for the beard I grew on! I would rather see that everyone from the old lady to the little girl, from the delicate voice to the white-skinned tender flesh, has a beard!" "You are too much to the maids, my friend Sancho," said the Duchess. "You are too partial to the apothecary. You must be wrong. I have some maids in my house who can be said to be exemplary maids. This Donna next to me Rodriguez is impeccable."

"Call it what you want," said Donna Rodriguez, "God will tell right from wrong anyway. Whether we are good or bad, bearded or not, we all come out of our mother's womb like other women, and since God Let us come into this world and know how to arrange us. I only accept God's mercy, no beard!" "Okay, Madame Donna Rodriguez, Madame Sanbai, and others," said Don Quixote, "I hope Heaven will take pity on your sufferings, and that Sancho will do as I tell you. If only' As soon as the balsa pin' comes, I'll fight with Maran Bruno, and I'll take the beards off your faces, and cut Maran Bruno's head from his shoulders with a sharp knife. God makes good people suffer sometimes, but not always .”

"Ah!" said the Sorrowful Woman, "let all the stars look upon you with gentle eyes, gallant knight, and let them give you luck and courage to protect these despised maids. Apothecary Hate them, squires talk about them, squires cheat them. They are wicked and deserve it when they are young instead of nuns and maids! We hapless maids, even the direct descendants of Prince Hector of Troy, We still have to be addressed as 'you' by our hostesses, so that they may feel that they are queens. Ah, giant Malan Bruno, although you are a magician, you keep your word. Pin 'Come, come and put an end to our misfortunes! If it is hot and we grow beards, it will be a disaster!" The sad words of Mrs. Sanbaiqun made all the people present shed tears, even Sancho was no exception.He thought to himself that if he could get rid of the beards on these respectable faces, he would be willing to accompany his master to the ends of the world.