Chapter 32 american holiday a poem about gossip detectives

"Americans do drugs," says the gossip detective, "because they I don't know much about leisure. " So they take sedatives, painkillers, sleeping pills. Gossip detective on stage with video camera in one hand like a mask Covering half of his face. The rest, a brown suit, brown leather shoes. A mustard yellow vest.straight brown hair Comb back. A yellow collar and a white dress shirt. Ah, the white shirt shines, Same as movie stars. Without the spotlight, the gossip detective is like a screen Showing old films: It was about an audience in a theater. Row after row of people, all of them,

So many hands clapping, none sound. The gossip detective stands on the stage and relaxes his left leg, The body has been leaning more to the right. Where it should be an eye, it's red the video Shine on the VCR and watch. Where one ear should be, here is the built-in microphone.He could hear nothing but his own words. Gossip Detective, he said: "Americans are the world's The best at working. " There is also research and competition. But it sucks when it comes to leisure. Leisure is unprofitable, and there are no trophies to win. The Olympics don't award the laziest

athlete. There is no such thing as the laziest person in the world Products that can be endorsed. His VCR autofocused.He said: "We Great in wins and losses. " And hard work. But clumsy to bear, not good at shrugging and patience. "Therefore," he said to himself, "we have marijuana And TV, beer and tranquilizers. " and health insurance. It can be refilled when needed.