Chapter 2 Xie Jiayun's tits

In fact, frying moths is just the beginning of this incident. When Boss Ha Bang had no moths to fry, he became a little depressed. This is really contradictory, every time Boss Habang is very interested in something, we are waiting for bad luck, but whenever Boss Habang is depressed, he will want to exercise his body, which also makes us very nervous. Everyone stopped raising silkworms, and the moths disappeared, but the boredom of elementary school students should not be underestimated. It became popular to keep other small animals in the drawer in the class, including Brazilian turtles, hermit crabs, scarabs, crickets, jellyfish, and so on. Guinea pigs and more.

Like Wang Guo, Wang Guo kept a few hermit crabs in a pencil case, and Yang Dingfeng kept a few furry spiders in a mug, thinking it was cool.I also follow the trend of stuffing a pile of soil in a pudding box, and then raise an earthworm in it. As long as I want to see it, I will dig up the soil with a pencil, slowly hook out the earthworm, and keep poking it with my fingers to cultivate feelings . Almost everyone has a small animal. Even Meihua, who was beaten by the boss of Harbin and didn’t come to class for a week, has a bunch of head lice in her curly hair. She doesn’t wash it to let the head lice eat. I often scratch my hair hard to let the dandruff fly around, so it is easier to be eaten by head lice. I am really caring.

In class, everyone is very caring. While pretending to listen to the teacher's speech, they feed the small animals in the drawer. As for Boss Harbang, he didn’t raise anything. He just lay in the big leather massage chair at the back of the classroom all day long, read comics, played with an electric fan, and was on duty. It’s very worrying. I guess even if the boss wants to raise small animals, I don't want to raise things of the same level as everyone else, but the boss is so strong, what exactly does he want to raise? Until the boss comes up with this answer, we don't have to worry about it for now.

One day, Xie Jiayun, the prettiest girl in the class, brought a small fish tank to school, filled with a few aquatic plants and a small fish, and Xie Jiayun put the fish tank on the desk during class, so elegant and special, it instantly became The coolest pet owner in the class. "What kind of fish is this?" Wang Guo squatted in front of the fish tank. "The betta fish I raise is very beautiful!" Xie Jiayun said happily. "Really, the tail is so big and beautiful!" Wang Guo was amazed. "Betta fish? Betta fish must be very strong!" I also walked over.

"Of course the betta is very strong. You can only keep one male betta in a fish tank, otherwise the two male bettas will bite each other to death!" Xie Jiayun said like a few treasures, as if she understood. At this time, the fat woman who was always jealous of Xie Jiayun's beauty came over, and said coldly: "It's a show." Xie Jiayun was angry: "What are you talking about!" The fat woman continued her tasteless sneer: "I said your fighting fish is superficial." Before Xie Jiayun could reply, the fat woman threw a Brazilian turtle into the fish tank on the table with a plop.

The fat woman with her hands on her hips said: "I bet, it's the third class now, I can't see the time to sweep the floor in the afternoon, and your betta will be killed by the Brazilian turtle." Xie Jiayun was very unconvinced: "No! My fighting fish will not lose to your Brazilian turtle!" The fat woman squeezed the tits and said, "Then you dare to bet on the tits with me?" The eyes of all of us onlookers lit up. Xie Jiayun's face turned red, and she said angrily, "Bet on the tits... I'm not so unqualified!" The fat woman smiled obscenely: "Is there no tits to bet with me? You are an airport hahahaha!"

Xie Jiayun was so angry that her chest puffed up, her voice trembling: "Who said I don't have tits! How can tits bet!" The fat woman immediately drew a line on the table with chalk, and pressed her left breast to the left of the line. Xie Jiayun was not to be outdone, and immediately followed suit, pressing her left breast to the right of the line. But the fat woman had a lot of opinions on Xie Jiayun's bet. She said, "Your boobs are too small. I can use the left boob to match your two boobs." Xie Jiayun got angry again: "A tit is a tit, don't talk so much nonsense!"

At this time, Wang Guo raised his hand seriously and said, "Xie Jiayun's tits are really too small." I can't be absent either: "Xie Jiayun's tits are really too small, my boobs are even bigger than hers." A good student Lin Junhong happened to pass by, and he also expressed his personal opinion: "Compared to the fat woman's big and inappropriate, I also think Xie Jiayun's breasts are a little small, just like boys. If you just bet on the breasts, the fat woman is indeed It's a loss." At this time, Xie Jiayun's boyfriend Yang Dingfeng also came over: "It's so lively, what are you doing?"

I said, "The fat woman and Xie Jiayun want to bet on tits." After Yang Dingfeng asked exactly what happened, he didn't say anything, but sighed solemnly.It's really rare that all the boys are quite fat but not Xie Jiayun. Xie Jiayun, who knew she was wrong, had no choice but to press both tits on the table, and said angrily, "How the hell are you going to bet!" At this time, the Brazilian tortoise that was put into the small fish tank suddenly rushed forward, biting a big hole in the head of the betta fish in an instant, we boys shouted at the same time, and Xie Jiayun burst into tears.

It's a pity that Xie Jiayun lost before the fat woman said how the tits would bet. Otherwise, we would know what Xie Jiayun would be like after losing two tits. Even Yang Dingfeng felt it was a pity. The vitality of the fish is really powerful. Half of the head of this betta was bitten off, and it was still swimming in the fish tank for two classes before it died. The Brazilian turtle that suddenly ran away did not die until the betta fluffed up. In the past, Xie Jiayun watched the Brazilian turtle slowly eat the betta fish she brought to show off, and cried until both eyes were swollen.

It's not over yet. The next day, Xie Jiayun brought a red fish to school in transparent plastic, poured it directly into the fish tank on the table, and waited for the fat woman to put her Brazilian turtle in... It seems that there will be a bloody battle today war. Everyone gathered around. "As a fish, I can definitely kill the Brazilian turtle!" Xie Jiayun said angrily. "The jaws of this fish look scary." I studied the fish closely, the jaws were so protruding. "The teeth look terrible too." Guo Guo's eyes were stuck to the glass of the fish tank. "Of course it's scary, mine is a piranha!" Xie Jiayun solemnly announced. "Piranha? Impossible?" I was skeptical. "It's the kind of piranha in the Amazon River, one is only 60 yuan!" Xie Jiayun gritted her teeth: "It can definitely kill the Brazilian turtle in seconds." Xie Jiayun said it was a piranha, but those of us onlookers didn't quite believe it. How could a piranha that sounds so powerful be bought by Xie Jiayun so easily?It doesn't make sense at all. A good student Lin Junhong never gave up the opportunity to show off. He immediately took out an encyclopedia from the classroom bookcase, turned to the article on ferocious creatures, shook his head and read out: "Piranha, scientific name...um...Pygo...cen...trus Forget it, you don’t know if I read English. In short, piranhas are mainly distributed in the east of the Andes, in the south-central rivers of South America, and along the rivers of Brazil and Guyana. They have bright green backs and bright red ones. Abdomen, stripes on the side of the body, highly developed sense of hearing, short and powerful jaws, especially the lower jaw, sharp and staggered teeth, after biting the prey..." I rolled my eyes and snatched the encyclopedia from Lin Junhong's hand: "Just look at the picture!" After comparing the pictures, it was really unexpected that the piranha picture in the encyclopedia was exactly the same as the piranha brought by Xie Jiayun!This is really cool. Any aquarium on the roadside in Taiwan sells piranhas for only 60 yuan. They are really must-buy overlord pets! A group of us boys surrounded this legendary piranha in amazement, but the piranha didn’t move, just nestled on the edge of the fish tank in a daze. If you don't throw it away, you really look like a king. "So how powerful are piranhas?" Wang Guo scratched his head. "Do you really want to know?" Yang Dingfeng looked at Wang Guo sincerely. "Think about it." Wang Guo felt baffled. "There is only one way to know." Yang Dingfeng picked up the compasses and pricked Wang Guo's finger. Wang Guo yelled, but Yang Dingfeng was unmoved, and inserted Wang Guo's finger into the fish tank. The piranha smelled blood and bit the kingdom's finger violently. "Ahhhhhh! Fucking..." Wang Guo screamed in a terrible voice: "Fucking your mother hurts!" I don't understand: "Is it you in pain, or your mother in pain?" Lin Junhong was also unclear: "It should be that he is in pain, but why did he want to fuck your mother?" I got angry: "He wants to fuck his mother, not my mother." Lin Junhong was not very happy either: "I know, I just asked him why he was in so much pain that he wanted to fuck his mother!" Yang Dingfeng also frowned: "Are you idiots? He means he wants to fuck his mother very painfully." "Fucking your mother really hurts! It keeps biting my hand!" Wang Guo yelled, really not brave. Wang Guo kept swearing, it was really not up to standard, we all felt very noisy, and the bell was ringing for class, in order to respect the teacher, we all returned to our seats and raised our own small animals and grilled sausages. The piranha didn't give up Wang Guo's fingers, and unexpectedly Wang Guo didn't give up his fingers either, so Wang Guo had no choice but to hold Xie Jiayun's fish tank and sit back in his seat, while his fingers soaked in it for class. Within a few minutes of the teacher's class, Wang Guo raised his hand with tears in his eyes. "Report to the teacher, my finger was bitten by a piranha!" Wang Guoguo was so painful that he even spit out his nose. "And then?" The teacher didn't understand. "It's really painful to be a teacher!" Wang Guo cried. "Go to the back and stand for punishment." The teacher felt very annoying. So Wang Guo cried and carried the fish tank to the back of the classroom as punishment. When get out of class was over, a fat woman with huge tits appeared next to Xie Jiayun with her usual sneer. "How about it, do you think the piranhas will definitely win?" The fat woman sneered. "Exactly!" Xie Jiayun said proudly. "Xie Jiayun, my finger was bitten by your piranha." Wang Guo stood aside holding the fish tank, his finger was still stuck in the fish tank, his expression distorted in pain: "You have to think of a way!" "Then do you dare to bet on tits?" The fat woman drew a line on the table with chalk. "..." Xie Jiayun trembled all over, she didn't know whether it was anger or fear: "What kind of bet are you going to do!" "Xie Jiayun, your piranha is biting my finger!" Wang Guo shook his finger, and the piranha on it kept shaking. "The point is, do you dare to bet?" The fat woman pressed her left breast on the table. "Why don't you dare!" Xie Jiayun pressed both breasts on the other side of the table: "Mine is a piranha!" "Okay, if anyone loses, the one who loses will have to show his tits until after school." The fat woman sneered. Xie Jiayun was dumbfounded. I was the first to reach out and pat the fat woman on the shoulder: "Fat woman, please win." Wang Guo cried and shook the finger bitten by the piranha: "Xie Jiayun, look, it's all your piranhas!" Yang Dingfeng also patted Fat Granny's shoulder, deeply moved: "Actually, I haven't seen it either, Fat Granny, you have it." Good student Lin Junhong smirked shyly: "Fat woman, I didn't expect me to underestimate you all the time." All the boys around leaned over to shake hands and clap shoulders with the fat woman, the atmosphere was touching. "Do you want to see the breasts of the fat woman that much?" Xie Jiayun smiled instead of anger, clenched her fists and said, "Mine is a piranha, and in just a moment, my piranha can bite off the glans of a Brazilian turtle! Then you just wait to see the fat woman's breasts!" "Xie Jiayun! My hand!" Wang Guo screamed. The fat woman frowned, and took out a strange-looking tortoise from behind, with a very long neck, longer than my dick. The point is that this long-necked tortoise is three times bigger than the Brazilian tortoise yesterday. Putting it into the fish tank in Wang Guo's hand, it immediately occupied the entire space in the water. "Who told you that I want to use a Brazilian tortoise? This is a long-necked tortoise, please give me your advice." The fat woman smiled sinisterly. "..." Xie Jiayun vaguely felt something was wrong, and protested before the outcome was announced: "It doesn't count! You...you didn't make it clear!" At this time, the good student Lin Junhong spoke seriously: "Wait, the fat lady didn't say that she would use a Brazilian turtle?" I also totally agree: "Yeah, even if the fat woman wants to throw the shark, it's not a foul." Wang Guo cried: "My hand really hurts! How long is it going to bite!" Yang Dingfeng put his hands on his hips: "Otherwise, go to the back of the classroom and ask the boss." "Surrender and lose half, and I'll fish out the long-necked turtle if you show half of your tits." The fat woman smiled super cheaply. "No need!" Xie Jiayun yelled, "Just bet!" Just like that, the piranha was silently holding Wang Guo’s finger in the corner of the fish tank. It didn’t move until the seventh class, but the long-necked turtle swam over from time to time to see why the piranha was holding a person in its mouth. finger. We waited anxiously, if we couldn't tell the winner, wouldn't we not be able to see any tits? ! Fortunately, as soon as the sweeping time came, the bell rang, and the long-necked turtle suddenly stretched its glans, and its neck was drawn towards the piranha at lightning speed. The finger of the kingdom, dodging the attack of the long-necked turtle, really deserves to be the king of the fish. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaed had been seen to. However, the long-necked turtle is not an ordinary bastard. It retracted its neck and turned around, and immediately used its super-long neck to throw out its glans. The piranha also opened its mouth reflexively to catch it. The mouth is in a strange shape that looks like a kiss. "That's cool!" I yelled. "It seems to be Wuwuboye!" Lin Junhong also exclaimed. "I don't really want to see the tits of the fat woman..." Yang Dingfeng prayed hard. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Wonderful!A fish and a turtle were biting each other's mouths, and they were evenly matched for a moment. The head of the fish flicked violently, and the head of the turtle also moved violently, causing a big splash in the small fish tank. But the stalemate didn't last long. The piranha's mouth must have bitten Wang Guo's finger for six full classes, which caused the jaw muscles to be overtired. After a few strokes, the piranha lost strength, and his body was thrown back and forth by the long-necked turtle's glans. Go, finally twitched for a long time, and the entire jaw was torn off by the long-necked turtle Kekeke. Xie Jiayun's eyes were dull, and her face was paler than the screaming Kingdom. "In this world, there is still justice." I sighed. Although there is only the last class left, the agreement is still agreed. Xie Jiayun silently walked to the back of the classroom, silently unbuttoned her uniform, and then silently stuck her whole body to the wall, super tight, so tight that even though her breasts were completely exposed, she could not see her at all. Less than a fart. We are all dumbfounded, but we have to admit that this is also a kind of doing what we say. The bell of the last class rang, and the teacher came in. The stubborn Xie Jiayun stuck to the wall until school was over, and there was a faint sobbing sound in the middle. It really disrespected the teacher and everyone who wanted to see her tits. But regarding the contention between Xie Jiayun and the fat woman for gambling tits, it is not yet over. The next morning, during self-study, Xie Jiayun went straight to the fat woman as soon as she arrived at school. "Fat woman!" Xie Jiayun slapped the table hard, her eyes were swollen. "Hi, Milky King." The fat woman retorted cheaply. "Bet again today! Same! Bet on tits!" Xie Jiayun yelled angrily. "Are you still using piranhas?" The fat woman narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "Yes!" Xie Jiayun gritted her teeth, showing a sneer she was not good at: "How? Dare you!" "Xie Jiayun, are you addicted to Lumilielu?" "Dare! No! Dare!" Xie Jiayun roared. "Dare, why don't you dare?" The fat woman smiled oily. "That's good! I'll call my dad to bring the piranha over later!" Xie Jiayun squinted her eyes hard. Just like that, Xie Jiayun ordered the students on duty to go with her to the school's basement storage room, took a lot of trouble to move a large fish tank to the back of the classroom, and poured several buckets of water into it from the sink back and forth, doing the whole morning self-study, that The big water tank was finally full. We all feel very strange, why the pattern of betting has become so big today? After the flag was raised and the national anthem was sung, everyone returned to the classroom. At this time, Xie Jiayun’s father who loved the child happened to bring her piranhas from home, and she triumphantly poured them into the water...a total of ten piranhas were poured. The good student Lin Junhong pushed his gold-rimmed glasses, took the encyclopedia of ferocious animals, and said to himself: "In order to protect ourselves and hurt others, piranhas often come and go in groups, and they are used to attacking their prey collectively. If you can play three-on-one, you will definitely not be singled out, if you can play ten-on-one, you will definitely not be three-on-one, and you are known as the shameless gangster in the fish world." "Hahahahahahahaha, you didn't say how many you can put!" Xie Jiayun smiled like a devil: "The best thing about piranhas is to go together! This time you will lose! Prepare to show your tits!" Xie Jiayun kept smiling, leaning forward and backward, laughing until she shed tears, and laughing until her hair was disheveled. It can be seen that showing her tits will really affect a girl's temperament and even lower her IQ. The faces of all the boys in the class turned black, we don't want to see the ferocious big tits of the fat woman! "...Everyone." Fat Granny took out a bloody raw chicken leg expressionlessly. "It's only the first class in the morning, where are the raw chicken legs?" I muttered to myself. I saw the fat woman throwing the raw chicken leg into the big fish tank, and the ten piranhas swarmed up and beat the raw chicken leg as if they had been electrocuted, and the bones were left in less than a minute. Shameless master. "It's scary!" Wang Guo widened his eyes. "It's really terrifying." Yang Dingfeng was amazed. "Amazing!" Xie Jiayun laughed exaggeratedly: "Hahahahahaha!" "It's really amazing." The fat woman took out another big bloody chicken wing and threw it into the fish tank. Ten piranhas besieged the raw chicken wing again, and amidst our dry yelling, the big chicken wing was bloodless and fleshless when it sank to the bottom of the tank, which was simply too terrifying. I seem to see the ten piranhas belching in the water. "Fat woman! Hurry up and show your tits!" Xie Jiayun yelled without temperament: "Show! Tits! Son!" The fat woman brought a bucket over and poured it into the big fish tank. "That's not necessarily true." The fat woman sneered. ...is a lively little crocodile. Xie Jiayun almost fainted, her expression was like... like...seeing a crocodile. "This is not an ordinary crocodile." The fat woman said quietly. "So it's one?" I held up my hand. "It's a crocodile that has been hungry for many days." The fat woman grinned. Before the first class was over, Xie Jiayun's ten piranhas were eaten up. Later, from the second class, Xie Jiayun lay naked on the floor, completely motionless. She did not urinate, talk, or eat lunch when she was not in class. But, alas, it's not over yet...