Chapter 51 0051

The news of salt protection and tax resistance in the salt market reached Sun Chuanfang's ears, and a telegram came over, ordering an immediate encirclement and suppression.Marshal Sun's unruly temper, which he often likes to have in the opium shop, is unreasonable. The telegram bureau sent the telegram to the defense army camp at midnight, and the head of the duck egg head was drinking a catty of old wine, hugging The Hua Dan who was picked up from the Haijing Theater was sleeping, and when Ma Bian yelled the report, he said: "Marshal Sun has a warrant!" He was so scared that he got up, wearing a pair of pink trousers, and holding the telegram manuscript in his hand. The guards saluted, and then stretched out their hands, and took the telegram respectfully.

"Hey hey, Mr. Zheng has long recommended me to be promoted to independent brigade commander! Hey!" He didn't open his eyes, he blew on the telegram draft in a daze, and said wishful thinking: "I said little chrysanthemum, hurry up!" Get up and let me make love, I was promoted to the independent brigade commander, and you are also promoted according to the rules!...The commander-in-chief has long praised me for leading the troops, and this time I can be promoted!" "Promote you? I said my lord, isn't this the right time?" The little chrysanthemum said in a coquettish voice in the room: "If you promote you in peacetime, I can enjoy happiness with you. I don't promote you in normal times." , You won’t be promoted until the war with the Revolutionary Party in the south, you will be promoted to the independent brigade commander, hey, you will be transferred to the front line in eastern Zhejiang to fight to the death with the Revolutionary Party, in my opinion, it’s fine if you don’t get promoted to this position!”

"What's this, what's this?" The head of Yadantou couldn't help but have the habit of touching his head when he heard the word "revolutionary party".Although I have never been on the front line, I haven't seen what the Southern Army looks like?But on the opium couch, at the feast of drinking and drinking, I also heard a lot about the revolutionary army; what about the bombardment of Huizhou City, a regiment defeated the parachutist Lin Hu, and one regiment was beaten to the end, leaving the regiment leader and During the trumpeter, the regiment leader ordered the horn to be sounded, and the trumpeter reported: "Is it blowing the retreat?" ?The person who told the story was Lin Hu's dispersal of the Ministry to defect to Marshal Sun. He had suffered a lot in Guangdong, and when he talked about the Revolutionary Party, his face would turn pale. It can't be faked.

"I said, little chrysanthemum, you have to ask for auspiciousness when you talk, why are you talking about the revolutionary party's money?" The head of the duck egg head suddenly patted his legs again, grinning and said: "Its grandma is a bitch!" Yes,...do you think the commander-in-chief will transfer me to the front line? I am just a watchdog, and I am not a general who is used to fighting by nature. Characters with the size of the word 'steady' should only be the commander of the defense army, hehehe, defense...jun...commander...commander, it's really lucky, it nourishes the heart and lungs."

Little Chrysanthemum turned over in the room, supported her cheeks with her hands, leaned on the pillow and said: "People have two skins, and their speech is different. The day before yesterday you clearly said that you were the only one who led the soldiers. I heard that you are on the front line. Immediately it became a stable character again, my lord, are you ruthless? Or stable?!" The head of the Yadantou held the telegram manuscript in his arms, stretched his neck and drank a bunch of sour and smelly wine; after hearing the words of Xiao Juhua in a daze, he was inspired and started a discussion: "You little bitch What do you know? Ruthless and steady depends on where you use it? Uh, huh,...for example, leading troops to fight, of course you should be steady. Let the soldiers open with the Anhui army... Open fire, the Anhui army rushes and beats, I tell my brother to ignore it, hold my terrible head with both hands, and let him beat my buttocks, my mother yelled out a slogan—— The buttocks are a little bit injured, and they eat meat and drink soup... When the Anhui army released three rows of guns into the sky, I counted that each of them had finished firing three bullets, so I ordered the brothers to pat their buttocks and raise their heads, and waited for the Anhui army to release their guns. As soon as the army's retreat horn sounded, we sounded the trumpet and charged. As a result, the Anhui army was defeated. We also had three bullets each, but there was a distinction between firing first and then firing. Winning, isn’t it stable?… We fired our guns into the sky, and the three rows of guns didn’t kill a cow. This is a stable person. Later, the Jiangsu and Anhui alliances were formed. The captain of the Anhui Army even invited me to drink old wine Woolen cloth?!"

"Okay," Little Chrysanthemum said with a giggly smile, "then where should the word ruthless be used, is it the right place?" "Hey, that's interesting, you fucking tested me in the middle of the night?!...Hmm, huh? Is this ruthless? It doesn't take three months for the regiment to run away, even the horses and orderlies, eh, eh? You have to be ruthless in catching the chaff, and the bears are all pimps. If you don't look like the king of hell, they will I will never listen to you. Still, still... And, um, the three ruthless things like eating wine, playing cards, and having sex with women are also indispensable. If I can't be ruthless and famous, I'm not worthy Fuck it, the leader of the gang!"

"Forget it, don't talk drunk there," Little Chrysanthemum said with a smile, "You old duckhead always exaggerates the truth." "Don't laugh at me," Yadantou squinted and said, "The first two times are not as cruel as your head, so you can make sarcastic remarks, but the last one is more cruel? Hehehe, after I drank the hangover soup and watched the promotion video , the icing on the cake, you will know how ruthless I am!" He suddenly stretched his legs, straightened up on the back of the chair and yawned a long and strange yawn, biting his tongue at the side who was standing aside Ma Bian said: "Sobering up soup, hot towel handles, hurry up! Wake up the clerk and read the telegram to me. I was promoted to independent brigade commander, chickens and dogs ascended to heaven, and everyone will reward you with a first rank." , go and go!"

After Ma Bian left, the head of Yadantou turned to the little chrysanthemum in the room and said, "Don't sleep, get on your shoes, sit on my lap and listen to the telegram." "The shoes are down here, my lord," the little chrysanthemum called out, "you have too much yellow soup? You actually took my trousers?!" "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I wore yours by mistake, can't you wear mine?...It's a woman's habit to wear pants to go out of the room," the head of the duck egg head shook his head and said, "The magic of using it is all in one's heart... ...You don't know the art of war, uh uh, no wonder you are only good at singing, not leading soldiers."

The hot towel wiped away the sticky eye mucus from the corners of the eyes of the head of Yadantou. He drank a bowl of hangover soup in his stomach, but he drank the head of Yadantou soberly to the point of confusion.In the middle of the night, you can't sleep under the hot quilt, what are you doing sitting here?The lanterns were bright blue, four guards were walking back and forth, the adjutant, Ma Bian, and the clerk all stood in front of them like pieces of wood, what were they doing? ! "What do you want to report?" "You want us to come," the clerk looked like he was short of a bowl of hangover soup, and rolled his eyes, and reported, "What's the matter, should you know?"

"Look at me, I'm so fucking confused!" The head of the duck egg head said, "I hold the promotion telegram in my hand, and I forgot why I asked you to come here! ... The hangover soup is still fascinating , Hehe... Hey, something is wrong, I said adjutant, what did you say about Yanshi in the afternoon? Want to rebel?...Did you send a telegram to the commander in chief?" "Return to the head of the regiment, you told me to send the telegram," the adjutant bowed, and said lamely, "Everything you ordered was urgently done, and the telegram was sent immediately."

"You fucking bastards are a hundred and twenty bastards! You...you...you...you need to be shot!" The leader of the Yadantou was trembling with anger, rolling his eyes and cursing: "I'm not with you This bastard has repeatedly confessed that when I was holding the wine bottle in my hand, you took what I said as fart, who told you to be smart and send that deadly telegram?" "Reporting leader, you... What you were holding was just a wine glass, not a wine bottle?" "Okay, you argue! Someone, drag him out..." "Forget it, forget it, you go." Little Chrysanthemum, wearing a pair of yellow woolen breeches, came over to mediate and said, "The leader is drunk, he is insane, and he can't count his words. ... The leader If he wants to be promoted to Brigadier Commander, take this opportunity to show off his official prestige, and wait until tomorrow, not only will he not shout death, but he may also invite you to have a drink? Am I right?" The leader of the duck egg head was on fire, and he couldn't help but extinguish the little chrysanthemum in a few words. He shrank his head, shrugged his shoulders, squinted and said with a smile: "Yes, you are right, you can speak auspicious words with your little mouth. It's so cute, grandma, I'll kill you if I can't kill you, save a bullet.  …Come here, clerk, and read the telegram to me.  …Hot towel , it's so fucking badass, hurry up." As soon as the clerk received the telegram, he knew that there was something unusual in it even before he opened it—the commander-in-chief would not attach so much importance to the promotion of personnel, the urgent telegram was sent in the middle of the night, and the poor shoulder-carrier could not read a word He was obsessed with the addiction of getting promoted, and as soon as he read the telegram by himself, his round, smiling face was about to grow into a long one.Whatever it is, it's business, I reached out and tore off the envelope of the telegram, took out the telegram and read it aloud... The head of the duck egg head, with a proud expression on his face, said hello, holding the little chrysanthemum on his knee, holding a teacup in the other hand, and almost pricked up his ears to listen.It's really a very special night tonight, there seems to be joy everywhere in front of my eyes, even the faces on the left and right are pleasing to the eye.Although the difference between the regimental commander and the brigade commander is only one level, the taste is completely different; X Dashuier, as the commander, always stares at the bottom like a hungry cat and a hungry dog. The general manager will take care of it, and send it to the mansion first. The money is in the regiment, and there are only a few oily flowers left for the mother.Independent brigade, independent brigade, the good thing is independence, set up a piece of land to garrison, close your eyes and you will be a little emperor. In terms of eating vacancies, it is considerable and considerable... "...The head of the regiment led his troops to stay behind and bear the heavy responsibility of Anjing..." The clerk rolled his tongue and read up to this point. Qin sweat.