Chapter 12 Fairies have to pee too

In the 23rd issue of "Qianqiu Review" "Money Belly Urine", I wrote an article "Peeing Song", and at the same time published a picture of the urination of Hercules in Greek mythology, proving that the gods Also have to pee.I think the biggest feature of the characters in Greek mythology is not their god part but their human part.This kind of god is a hostage, which can prove that people originally created gods (including God) based on human shapes. (The first chapter of "Genesis" records that God said: "Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness." I think it's just the opposite.)

Because God is a hostage, God has human emotions, and human beings eat, drink, and sleep. --God is not that serious, so serious that he is unattainable, and so serious that he doesn't even pee. In ancient Chinese books, the shape of gods as hostages is really not as clear as that of foreign devils.There are words in ancient books that say "the celestial bodies are invisible and cannot be seen by humans", and there are also words that "be carried in the sky, silent and odorless", which seem to be mysterious.However, there is a poem "Shengmin" in "Daya", in which it is written that a queen-level Meiji stepped on a big big toe footprint -- "Wu Min" ("Wu" is a footprint; "Min" is a big toe ), thus obtaining the divine fetus.It can be seen that the God of the Chinese people is tangible, otherwise how could there be a big footprint?The problem is just missing the beginning and the end.But since this man has feet, he naturally has limbs, anus, and mouth; with anus and mouth, he naturally needs to defecate, urinate, and defecate, and it is easy to reason.

In ancient books, in order to discuss the shape of the sky, there are also interesting and eloquent words. "Jinlouzi" records that Zhang Wen asked Qin Mi: "Does the sky have a head?" Mi said: "Yes." Wen said: "Where?" in the West. "Wen said: "Does the sky have ears? "Mi said: "The sky is high and the hearing is low. The poem says: "He Ming Jiugao, the sound is heard in the sky. If you really have no ears, how can you hear it?" "Wen said: "Is there enough in the sky? "Mi said: "The sky is difficult, and the son is not hesitant. If he has no feet, how can he step on it? "Wen said: "Does heaven have a surname? "Mi said: "My surname is Liu. "Wen said: "Why is that so? "Answer:" Today, the son's surname is Liu, so I know it. "Although this is a joke, but God is a hostage, but it is eloquent.

The clergy in the Middle Ages in the West had an interesting discussion about whether there is shit and urine in heaven.There is God in heaven, but is there God himself?Martin Luther solemnly declared that God does not defecate.But not shitting or peeing, constipation and uremia are the business of foreign ghosts, and our Chinese gods have to go to the toilet. "Taiping Guangji" has an article "Liu An", in which there is a sentence "the master of the immortal uncle [Liu] An disrespected, and he kept the toilet in the capital for three years".In Songjiao's "Yuanxian Collection", there is a poem "Remembering the Huainan King's Affairs", a wonderful line:

Shibai first tasted the emperor's morning, The chickens and dogs in the palace are also true. Poor South is called Gugui, To be the toilet keeper of the immortal family! Liu Kezhuang's "The Collected Works of Mr. Houcun" has a poem "Miscellaneous", which says: "Although it is gratifying to ascend to heaven, it is sad to cut down the land. If I had known to keep the toilet, why would I need to pull out the house." It also means the same thing. The book "Sou Shen Ji" contains the words "Toilet God", which shows that there are corresponding toilets in heaven and earth. Humans ascended to heaven to guard the gates of gods, and gods also descended to the world to guard the toilets. Humans and gods can defecate, urinate, and defecate together. The joy of heaven and man is one, and it is so smooth!It's so smooth!

March 25, 1985 [Additional note] In "Sou Shen Ji" there is an article about "Toilet God": the toilet god, the daughter of He's family in Laiyang County, named son-in-law, styled Lianqing, read and discerned since childhood.In the third year of Tang Chuigong (587), Li Jingna, the governor of Shouyang, was a concubine. His wife was jealous of her, so she killed her secretly and put her body in the toilet.The soul lingers.go to the toilet.Every time I heard the sound of crying, it appeared faintly from time to time, and there was a sound of shouting with a sword.Naturally, it is a great work of supernatural powers, and people wish it for the corpse, and it falls from the hanging skip, so that they can know the good and bad.The god died on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, so he only appeared in the first month.