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Chapter 73 Volume 3 03 A New Era of Academics: A Cow House Discussion of the Texts of the First Two Volumes.3

hometown noodles and flowers 刘震云 7925Words 2018-03-19
Although we know that Professor Liu's post-event explanation is another level of play within a play, but we still have nothing to say when we face his serials.The biggest problem here is that when you're facing the hanging rope, you don't know if you're still in another scene. ──The second level that left us speechless is that when faced with his scenes in the play and the bathhouse, we were indeed scrambling to catch him and scrambled for the first time──then he began to be complacent and put on airs.When we raised our hands like a forest and scrambled to speak, he turned the cart of history back to its original place.He said:

"You can't speak like this, you can't talk endlessly, you still have to say one sentence per person!" Then he smiled slyly: "One sentence can sum up a person's history. This is my usual point of view. Can you sum it up? If you can sum it up, we will sum it up; if you say you can't sum it up, we can take a bath first. If you can't sum it up, even You don't need to generalize. From now on, you don't need to raise your hand. You can put on your clothes and go out immediately. No one will stop you. This is the academic era. Reasons don't speak loudly, and the essentials don't need to talk too much. Okay, Let me check now. If you can’t generalize, please put your hands down. Only those who can generalize are qualified to raise your hands. In the past, when we asked people for their opinions, we asked people to raise their hands. Now when we ask people’s opinions, we ask people to put their arms down. Let it go! Do you hear me!"

But no one in the whole bathroom put their hands down.There is no such unity anymore.Just now we wanted to talk endlessly, but now we can summarize our history in one sentence.It's not that we change fast, it's that the world makes us often strangers.Before we got out of one drama, we got into the trap and entered another drama—it was like we were stars who were in several dramas at the same time. to another play.Where do we still have ourselves at this time?Although we sometimes quarrel with celebrities' personal tempers, we still dare not go against the big historical trends and scripts and find another way.Just now everyone was angry, and I followed suit; everyone didn’t say anything, and I didn’t say anything; everyone raised their arms, and I raised my arms; now that everyone doesn’t let go, I don’t dare to let go alone.What song to sing on what mountain.Can I admit my incompetence?Can I get out of the group?Although we know that what the professor said and asked for is a trap in itself.Why do you have to say a word?Is history really that simple?But we still got into it knowingly, as if we clearly knew that this play was not our own but we couldn't help clinging to and expressing him.The professor really felt our pulse and choked our thin poor little throats.We can only walk with him on our hind legs and give him an ugly and obsequious smile of repentance and new life.We have abandoned our beliefs.We can sum up our history in one sentence.If our stubbornness just now was a kind of recklessness, our compromise now is a kind of truth.Not only did everyone admit some points, but they were able to sum up history in one sentence, and everyone launched a new and another level of competition.Everyone rushed to raise their hands again-although none of us was ready for this new generalization.It's good for everyone to win the battle now-it is conceivable, how can our generalization of history be accurate at this time?Will little Liu'er use this to take advantage of us again?But everyone can't care so much anymore.Everyone's attitude is: I want to wash myself in a double sense, I want to explain my history clearly first, I want to accuse, I can't fall behind others.I can't spare little Liu'er first.

"Let me speak first!" "Let me speak first!" "I'll just say something!" Everyone was about to fight there.What everyone forgets and ignores is precisely this: When you summarize history and the first two volumes with a sentence that is unprepared and therefore aimless, isn’t it just taking advantage of Xiao Liu’er?We may not be able to summarize accurately even if we talk endlessly, let alone one sentence?Afterwards, we also thought indignantly: How can one sentence sum up Xiao Liu'er's crimes?He is unforgivable, he is too much to write about; but at the time, we ignored these elements carelessly.What was wrong with the matter was that we were not the only ones who were careless at the time. Xiao Liuer, who was still soaking in the pool, began to dance happily when he saw that we were about to summarize his first two volumes.Originally, summarizing the two volumes in one sentence would have left him a lot of loopholes, but instead of starting from these loopholes, he felt that he would be brighter if he could stand on a concise sentence?Thanks to grandpa!He hasn't woken up from another dream yet.At this time, it was Zhudan who killed pigs and cut our blankets in the past, and this uncle was braver, we didn’t dare to say anything for ourselves, we were already begging for mercy, but at this time, Uncle Zhudan patted himself His body---his body was immediately rained with mud, which of course also increased his confidence---he stood out from the crowd and raised his neck and shouted on behalf of the masses and the interests of the broad masses of people:

"You can summarize Xiao Liu'er, the first two volumes, and our history in one sentence. Now you can give us a demonstration and summarize it for us to take a look──You are not required to summarize the complicated Xiao Liu'er. You need one sentence If the words can summarize your self at this moment—you don’t need to talk about history—we will obey you!” People's hearts are still divided.Although the people in the invaded and occupied lands supported the aggressors in dire straits, they still longed for liberation emotionally from the bottom of their hearts.The people in the play are still looking forward to the end of the play.Uncle Zhudan's words immediately received heartfelt applause from the audience.Maybe it was the result of a temporary play.This was something that Professor Liu, who was still raining triumphantly, did not expect.How did he know that Zhudan had another spring rain there?How could this first person who stood up and asked the question be a pig instead of my uncle?I pointed this out to Uncle Nu afterwards.At this time, Uncle Nu blushed and said:

"How could it not be me? Piggy is half a beat faster than me. Do you think I didn't think of this at the time and didn't have the courage and intelligence to challenge the invaders and rulers? My thoughts have turned to this All the lines are on the verge of my mouth, but he said it half a beat earlier than me. It’s nothing if I let him this time. Fortunately, there is still a long way to go.” In this way, Uncle Niao eliminated his embarrassment and prevented his decline in historical status.But because of this point of doubt and the raising of this question, Zhudan's status had obviously risen at that time, and the sun had already set for Uncle Nuo.He himself could not hide his despondency. ──Pig Dan’s words really played a deterrent and blocking role at the time.The head of water flowing in the canal has hesitated.The snake's head began to sway from side to side.The professor couldn't react all of a sudden and was embarrassed there.He was only thinking about asking us questions and forgot that we would ask him questions too.He only knows how to release a scourge and forgets to pour back and counterattack.So he froze there for a moment.Don't always ask us to summarize history, the first two volumes and Xiao Liu'er, you should summarize yourself now.This was something he hadn't expected.Originally, the responsibility for digging out the deep hatred of history was on our shoulders, but now a single sentence is easily pushed on his head.Can you describe yourself in one sentence?We asked in unison.Now we're all picking up the mud and raining mud and storms and you're all alone under the rain and under the trees.poor child.When you ask all of us to do something together, our embarrassment and loneliness also have a mutual care, comfort and comfort, and now you are left alone, can you take one step on the road and route you have drawn? Where is the end?We look at your calf and worry and feel uncomfortable for you.But to our disappointment, the professor is a professor after all, he didn't walk in the direction we prescribed, he didn't fail as we expected, because of this failure, we cheered to prove that this way is not working and change our life Direction and destiny, on the contrary, he unexpectedly summed up his current situation and life in one sentence in a short period of time.He kicked the ball to us again.This makes us more passive and he is more active than before this turning point happened just now. ──If his general words are generally okay, the problem is that he has performed super-level for the first time and really reached the level of a professor in one fell swoop, which makes us even more speechless and speechless.He said:

"My current situation is: the autumn of the royal family's food, the day of the supreme concern." After finishing speaking, he himself was moved by the accuracy and magnificence of his words.This summary is indeed profound.Then I had some doubts about myself: Did I say this?Can I still use one sentence to say such a gorgeous chapter?So I took the initiative.I'm done, now it's your turn.I have proved to you that history can be summed up in one sentence.When you join me in the army, it is the time for me to counterattack; when you give me a problem, it is the time for me to strangle you: of course the difficulty is not what we expected, but the difficulty also provides us with an opportunity and challenge it.The professor was a little complacent again.When the professor didn't say this summary of himself, we still had a glimmer of hope in him; when he said this wonderful sentence, the world was dark before us.It turned out to be that simple.But this simplicity has come to us, can we find it like a professor from the complicated and complicated life and past events, and can understand it in one sentence?We used to have confidence in ourselves, but now we are completely discouraged.Our own essentials and purposes, doctrines and ideals, we have never thought of in life.All the vivid and simple truths that supported our lives in the past were given to us free of charge by others. We all live under ready-made words, sentences, quotations and grammar--under the tree--all without our trouble Talking about the truth will cause wavering and doubt when encountering things, but now it is our turn to sum up the essence and purpose of life, and we know that it is not so easy to summarize and put forward these essence and purpose.In the past, we pushed the burden of our life and the search of the way to others. Since the day we were born, we have grown this bad habit and inertia at the same time. Now when others and relying on us have left, we are faced with a historical gap. This gap begins. When we fill it out, we find that our past life has been wasted.Our own is a blank.We can't find the essence of our life in this blank past, especially the wonderful and white words like Professor Liu.Even if we are forced to search for it, what we say must be plain words without knowledge and background that make us blush.A plain sentence certainly cannot summarize our past nor guide and support our future.Our future looks like darkness.Only then did we know the pain of losing a mentor.When there was a savior in the world, we were always disrespectful and suspicious of him, as if he was deliberately leading us to a dead end and a slaughterhouse; now others have left their hands, and the ropes and bridles have been untied for you , You are free, you have grown up, it is time for you to go on the road, and then it is up to you. Only at this time do you feel how terrible it is to go on the road alone.At this time, you can only vaguely remember a sentence that your grandmother taught you: When you meet an older person, you call him uncle or aunt, and when you meet a young person, you call him uncle or aunt.But you also know that you can't reach your destination smoothly just by relying on these two flimsy titles and code names on the road.Because the name can't replace your doctrine.Aren't you going to leave home in a fit of anger?Aren't you angry and want to walk the path of life by yourself?Haven't you longed for a break and a gap in history?But at night, why did you come back with sullen eyebrows and disheveled neck like a chicken?I really hope that you can stick to the doctrine to the end, find a path that belongs to you, and find an elegant and wonderful sentence that can summarize your own history.I expect you to be more exciting than I said.But why did you let a person like me with little talent and learning to speak out first?Now you can also tell me something profound and let me take a look.The professor put his thigh on his second leg, as if he was about to watch us play.Although the professor's behavior was a little superficial, we looked at each other in blank dismay, and even the words that were gushing and rushing in our chests disappeared in a blink of an eye.We couldn't find a single sentence, especially a literary one, to summarize and sum up our past, present, the first two volumes of the book, and our little Liuer. ──When things got to such a hopeless and unmanageable point, we realized that little Liu'er is not a bad person and our enemy, and that little Liu'er is also our family member just like the people who gave us directions and paths in the past.Otherwise, what are people trying to do to guide us?Wouldn't it be enough just to save others?Just let you grope in the dark, black dead you and touched dead you will also make you see no light and hope, isn't this also an attitude of others, now this attitude is put in front of us as it should be, and we are just grass chickens and Out of your wits?Little Liu Er insisted on writing down the trifles and fragments of our past that are not worth mentioning, the past events and memories bit by bit, and lighting the lamp to burn oil.Can any one of us have such patience?Where are you trivia and fragments, you are psychedelicism, you are psychedelic literature.Where is little Liu'er?Where is the star?Where is the starry sky?When we look up at the sky in the dark night, how we hope to find that spoon and that shining Big Dipper.But it was a night full of wind and rain.We all turned into a bunch of mud monkeys in the rain.Our posture of looking up and waiting has turned into pieces of fossils in the wind and rain.At this time, if someone passes by here and says that we are a bunch of idiots, we will be convinced and not prepared to refute anything.But the dark clouds above can only be dispelled by ourselves.The bright starry sky can only rely on us to install the stars one by one.If you can't find the stars, you can install a light bulb.Summarize the past, the first two volumes and come up with a sentence that is crucial to you and will determine your past and future.At this time, we realize the importance and weight of language in this world.In the past, we used language like unscrewing the bridle to drink tap water, let it be sprayed and wasted at will, say wherever we think, and talk nonsense as we like, now we look at how superficial and ignorant the age is, but it also seems that we are ignorant How unburdened and carefree it is like my childhood.But now that you are grown up, you are responsible for your every action and every word you say.The professor wants you to choose a language.This made me realize that choosing a language is easier said than done, just like choosing a partner back then.Because our reality and our families are not brothels.Let's just say that we have forgotten the past.To say this in itself is to restore children and prove that we live in the past all the time.When we live in the past, we are full of disgust for the past, and we always look forward to ending it one day; but when we really want to end, summarize, cut off and break with the past, we suddenly find that we have a relationship with the past. So many inextricably linked flesh and blood.Everywhere you move it hurts, and if you move it, your whole body will be moved.The dirty and low thatched cottage in the past looks like our former residence now.In the past, it was so unbearable to look back on the childhood of being bullied and oppressed by the world, but now it seems that there is a little warmth worth remembering.I don’t know if I don’t write memoirs, but when I write memoirs, I feel that there are some bitterness and twists and turns at that time. If it’s all about childhood and good times like flowers, wouldn’t it be flat and smooth when I write it, and can’t there be vivid and beautiful twists and turns?In this sense, we have to thank our bitterness.It's just that we can't pick and choose when it's all surging in front of us.We don't know which sentence we use to summarize and sum up our bitter and happy past.At this time, we found that Xiao Liuer was still happy. It was easy for him to write two volumes and our past and memories in a long way, but it was difficult for us to summarize his two volumes and our past and memories in one sentence.Long is easy and short is difficult, many are easy and few are difficult, people and the masses are easy, leadership and leaders are difficult, mediocre and ignorant life is easy, and this life must be summed up, improved, It is difficult to generalize and rationalize into one-sentence doctrine.We are not short of bitterness, of course happiness, but this kind of bitterness is too much, as if there are dozens of seasonings in front of us when we want to mix a dish, it makes us unable to start.At this time, we wondered whether our childhood bitterness was too much?Wouldn't it be much easier to just put a bottle of soy sauce and a bottle of vinegar?Too much has many disadvantages, and too much has great difficulties.I didn't notice it until the end, so why did things ferment and swell when it came to the end?When we are faced with so many expecting eyes, when you are also confused and I am also confused, we are not afraid that everyone will muddle along, we are afraid that we will be confused again in the face of confusion; Caught blind and exposed stuffing.Of course, we are not so stupid and ignorant as to believe all of this—although we cannot sum up principles and lines, directions and ideals, we will not believe that what you summed up and pointed out to us back then is correct. We will not believe what you have said to us just because we admire you, what we admire for you is only your means, as if we do not necessarily love you yourself when we admire your means in bed.The problem now is that we know that you are big bad wolves, but now when you leave this position and refuse to let us take over, we also know that big bad wolves are not easy to be.It is not only rabbits who are in trouble in the world.The wolf was already sitting on the podium looking at us, shaking its broom-like tail triumphantly, waiting for us to reveal ourselves and make a fool of ourselves, and then devour us in one gulp.Let's sum it up.Review it.Answer your own exam questions.Don't look left and right and look around.Whether it will be or not will be.Don't cheat.Don't play tricks.Everything you play is left over from what I played 40 years ago.If I don't catch you, I won't say anything. As soon as I catch you, I'll wrap straws and throw the old man, and let you throw a grown-up.The professor walks up and down the podium.At this time, the bathroom suddenly became a classroom again.The classroom is surrounded by colorful slogans.Who puts up their hands first?The professor stared at us like a hawk.This is just the beginning, and these two volumes are just the prefaces of our entire work and summary—you can’t even make a summary of this, so what should you do when we get to our present and future texts?You just look at each other in dismay if you don't take the first two volumes and don't take the last two volumes. Wouldn't you all be burnt after the whole set of books?Is it that difficult?We have all learned it; haven't you looked in the mirror?It's all about yourselves.Don't you usually have doubts about the world?You can pick out the bones from the eggs, and now you fall into the maze as soon as you enter history? ──When Liu Quanyu was talking about all this, a scene that neither the professor nor the professor had thought of appeared: little Liu'er got out again at some point.Wasn't Xiao Liu'er still soaking in the bathhouse just now?When we turned to the classroom, we didn't take him with us; when we pulled him off, he still didn't wake up from another dream, and now he reappeared calmly and neatly dressed? ──When did you put on your clothes and cover your sleeves?After entering the door, he bowed to us meekly and meekly.Before we could react when he bowed to us, we felt angry as soon as he spoke: it turns out that he also wants to be with us to sum up his past──is this the awakening at the time of waking up?Have you caught up with our team again?Don't want to pull anything down from us?Did you not pull down in action, did you pull down in thought?What conspiracy are you playing again?Are you trying to set an example for us?Even the complacent professor didn't think of this insertion.Little Liu, have you rubbed the mud?Was it approved by your grandpa?Now you're going to interrupt and interrupt.But little Liu'er said as if no one was watching:

"Uncles, aunts and ladies, there is also my image in the first two volumes. When you summarize yourself, you have to allow me to make a summary and conclusion like you. Seeing me giggling in the pool, I have already Realized; watching me being pulled down by you, in fact, I have already caught up. I sleep with one eye open. When you are all embarrassed by the world, I will appear in front of you and do it for you A role model. Don’t you feel a bit embarrassed to summarize? I don’t feel embarrassed. The problem is as simple as what grandpa said. Is it the same in and out of the play? Is there no distinction between people and plays in normal life? Is the little Liuer in the book the same as the little Liuer in the book? Did the reporter slip up when interviewing you? What do you usually think, and what do you say now? But if you want to talk nonsense, you What I have said will be the lack of literary talent that you were worried about just now—grandfather has literary talent, but you have no literary talent. However, the literary talent I want to talk about is still different from the literary talent of grandpa just now. ──Grandpa, please forgive me, I am not purely trying to compete with you in literary skills. ──Grandpa’s literary skills are gorgeous but only emotional. Although my literary skills are a bit gray, they are guided by theory .Where does literary beauty come from? Does it come from our knowledge? Does it come from our heart? Of course it also comes from our knowledge and our heart──just like grandpa, but the more important connotation is It comes from our night instead of day, from time and not from life. No matter how learned people are, what they say during the day and what they say in class is as plain as water, but what about at night? If you become extra inspired and say something, you will perform at a super level. Night is the season of language growth. The branches of language that grow at night are different from the words that fill the day. We talk like this during the day, but when it comes to the ideal night , we don’t say that. During the day it is used for communication, but at night it is used for summarization. If we put our summary and review at this time, wouldn’t our summary and review look outstanding and full of personality? During the day I can’t tell you from me, but at night, each of us is different from the others. In a word, the language of the day is fixed and static, while the language of the night is growing and sprouting, after the rain "Squeaky" long sorghum knots and green vines are seen to draw out, grow and circle the branches. The branches are dancing and crazy. The language of the day is clear and clear, and the language of the night is elusive and unpredictable. An upward life, if we don’t let it grow, we can only let it die; we don’t want it to die, we have to let it grow. When we don’t need the night, we value the day, but when we are not living but summing up And when looking back on life, we have to turn the sun, the moon, and the sky upside down. We can’t sum up the normality of things, but we can often understand the sun and the moon when they are upside down. Let’s treat the day as Be the night, let the language that grows in the night run on, so that it is filled with a wave not only of ourselves but also of itThe secret passion that we can't grasp by ourselves, let's just push the boat along in the torrent of passion.It runs and jumps, though its future is uncertain.But we use it not to first consider our future but to summarize and look at our past, so we don't worry about its madness.The language that grows in the night is running and jumping, some are chasing after the wind, some are far-fetched, some are deep, some are obscure, some are painful, and some are joyful - so it is especially suitable for us to summarize the past and the first two volumes.This is when I watched you worry and worry about the first two volumes and your past. I was stupid too. Until now, I still have the smell of mud and soap all over my body, but I suddenly figured it out and walked along. Let the mud fall off my body-this itself is also a kind of behavior and language at night-and rushed to the classroom, I want to show up to set an example for you.We don't believe in the daytime, we always appear in the specious early morning, of course it is mainly at night.Everyone didn't see Hong Zhong Da Lu and Tenderness Like Water, and everyone burst out with endless overtones.I'm one of those people who immediately sums up our past and our day in the language of the night.If you want to do the same, it is actually very simple, that is, if I say black, you just cover your eyes quickly. "

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