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Chapter 59 Volume Two 08 The Beatles Era.2

hometown noodles and flowers 刘震云 8860Words 2018-03-19
There is this one appearance, and then there is no need to even explain it.But my uncle and grandpa Guo Laosan still couldn’t change the mistakes of the previous life, and began to pretend to be Liu Quanyu, a professor of Europe on stage—for fear that everyone would not understand, he explained it to everyone in a smart way.It seems that no matter in any era, there are still many people who do not believe in readers, audiences and the masses.They never treated us as equals.He is happy when he sees that we confuse him, and he feels that he has an opportunity when he sees that we don't understand. He even stops his dance to help us. Even if we didn't understand just now, we have understood in a blink of an eye. It won't work if we correct our mistakes in the blink of an eye, and we won't be able to pass the test of asking him to help.Let’s say you are Liu Quanyu, why must the problems in Europe in the previous life be brought to this life and to our hometown?If you say that in terms of relationship, you have the so-called inheritance that brings us new stimuli and opens up a new path for us, then must it also have the upper hand in theory?Does it leave us no leeway and blank space at all?In life, we have learned that your unconventionalism is not enough. Do you have to let us keep up in theory?When it comes to the physical in life, we think you are quite kind, but why are you so superior when it comes to theory and metaphysics?How can it turn a blind eye to us all of a sudden? It seems to be tireless on the surface, but it is actually more impatient with us?Do we have to act like we are walking alone and carrying a big flag in the desert?If we insist on making us go all the way to the dark on this road, won't we be allowed to have a little room for our own thinking and exploration?The road is long and long, and I will search up and down.Just say that we live for the truth. Is it just your way of expressing the truth?Is there another branch besides this one?Looking at your performance and the creatures in your arms, we knew and understood at once. Do you still have to force our heads to make us pretend to be confused?Do you still have to seize this opportunity and treat this opportunity as another performance project of yours?You are really good at catching signs, why this unintentional opportunity and action we just regard as a random, how can you see the core of it is you displaying another ability of yourself, and this ability is the performance of the other three What about the experience that the author did not have?You were overjoyed when you saw everyone's bewildered expressions there. Regardless of our bewilderment, you suddenly realized that later, you couldn't help but grab our tails and cut them off in the middle, and started writing. You caught our first half and pushed us away. Going to the fallacy and then started your article on the truth, regardless of the second half of our understanding, it is actually the same goal as you.You took a step out of the performance team and started pointing at Cao Xiaoe and the female cleft lip and the creatures in their arms that we didn't understand just now, and played your theory. In fact, we have already understood it at this time.We haven't eaten pork, haven't we seen pigs run?We saw you holding a little jackass in your arms, and we saw the little toad holding a purple-flowered sheep in your arms. We knew your marriage with history—it was nothing more than a female donkey in your arms in the past. In the era of same-sex relations, you are also following the principle of changing the world, so you changed to a male one. Then we will look at the little sow in Cao Xiaoe's arms, and the big female rabbit in the female rabbit's lips. I understand you by analogy. Are there any similarities between them?Don't you think of pigs and rabbits in history, and Cao Xiaoe and female hare's lips are not as thick as yours, but don't they also have gossamer-like involvement and hanging?What's more, Cao Xiao'e has a guilty conscience about history and is as afraid as you are that our audience and readers will not understand that the words "1960" like the title of a rock song have been clearly stamped on that sow's buttocks?Seeing this, don't we understand the various connections between 1960 and her, us, our hometown, Xiao Liu'er and Xiao Liu'er's grandmother?We may not understand it at the beginning, and young people may not understand it, but as time goes by or when we get older, don’t everyone remember it?It's as if we couldn't sleep in the first 30 years, but in the next 30 years, wouldn't we just keep our eyes open and look at the roof and couldn't sleep?Just like we are still hot in the first half of the night, won't it be cold in the second half of the night?We finally said "Oh" and understood the connection between 1960 and us and Cao Xiao'e.Didn't she instigate the pig's tail that year?Didn't this become an event that shook the hometown?Didn't Xiao Liuer tell us everything in "Legend of the Crow"?We just can't remember it for a while, so let's go back and look it up in the book, can't we?Is there any need for you to talk and chatter here?In the same way, when we see the big white rabbit in the arms of the female hare's lips, we don't talk about the historical origin, just look at the similar appearance between them, don't we smile knowingly and roar with laughter?But no, none of this can explain the problem. Uncle Guo Laosan still wants to stand up and take us to his desert of truth in a smart way.Are your deserts and border towns so pure and absolute?Can I say something about the mainland?What is the difference between the border town and the mainland?But no.Guo Laosan put on his gold-rimmed glasses.What's more terrifying than this is that when we see Guo Laosan put on his gold-rimmed glasses, and see that he is about to read the truth to us and we are about to face the truth, we all automatically and habitually inherit the truth. One by one, they changed into loose clothes and began to dance there in unison and uniformity.Who says we are not organized and we are disorganized?Whenever we face the truth and someone raises his arms to take us to the desert but he says he will take us to an oasis, our surprise and slavishness are immediately revealed.Our own performance and impulse are even more terrifying than Guo Laosan.We clearly know that everything is just a change, but when we see the truth is coming, we forget all this again.Our minds went blank again.We immediately gave them dances and listened to the director's arrangements.Isn't it just a pig tail and a big white rabbit?But at this time, the pig tail and the big white rabbit are not the original pig tail and the big white rabbit.All at once they have overtones and overtones.Guo Laosan coughed, and the pig's tail was no longer a pig's tail.The pigtail contains the connotation of the new era and the truth that can only be found in the British Museum.Guo Laosan said that a short pig's tail is what we usually see. When we don't realize its profound meaning is just an ordinary pig's tail, its meaning has already been presented to us. ──Hair is a flag of a woman, isn't a pig's tail also a flag?The pig's flag is more important and obvious than the woman's hair--the human hair floats above, and the pig's flag floats below all day and all the time--the pig is like this, the rabbit is like this, and the sheep is like this. In this way, the same is true for donkeys. Speaking of this, I will go from the special to the general, from the absolute truth to the common truth.Not only Cao Xiao’e, this is the motivation for all of us to engage in the relationship between living beings and the new development direction of history when we see the slightest sign of external things, and the reason why we want to educate you now──It’s not just that we are with them What about historical connections?Let's make a comparison on this basis.What shape is a pig's tail? ──Speaking of which, Guo Laosan pulled up the pig tail in Cao Xiaoe’s arms and showed it to us──What makes us feel the unity and harmony and good social atmosphere between these Beatles and animals is that when Guo Laosan pulls others When holding the tail in his arms, the owner of the tail and the owner of the tail both smiled and graciously let him pull it. At this time, Guo Laosan was even more proud—this tail is like a rope; the tail of a big white rabbit What shape is it?I flicked the short tail of the big white rabbit again - like a knot; then looked at the tail of the purple sheep - sorry, toad - this piece is full of fat and fat, like a thick blanket; finally Take another look at my howling donkey, which is different from the previous three, it is like an indestructible stick──Everyone can see that I said this not only to explain the sheep and the big white rabbit, but to explain The reason for the rise and development of our entire relationship of beings.I am not talking about absolute truth but universal truth.Do eternal and indestructible truths exist in our world?Maybe it didn't exist before us, maybe it didn't exist when you were engaging in heterosexual and same-sex relationships, but when we reached the stage of engaging in biological relationships, the dawn of the East and the white belly were revealed.It is said that it will take you to the desert, but as you walk, don't you see the oasis in front of you?It was still a cloud and mist just now, but in a blink of an eye, the cloud cleared and the fog cleared and the sun came out?When Guo Laosan mentioned this, we idiots who danced in groups really felt like we were seeing the sun behind the clouds.Maybe we still had some doubts and doubts just now, but now we are all nodding there frequently.I said why are we excited?I said, why did we put aside our same-sex relationship and come here to watch the fun and join in the crowd when we heard the sound of gongs, drums and thunderbolts in the west of the village?At first glance, it seems a kind of blindness. After Guo Laosan’s explanation, we understand that whenever we feel novelty about something, we ourselves also have the pursuit of truth and our development prospects.Thinking about it this way, we not only feel admiration for the mentor who led us out of the fog and desert, but we are also full of confidence in ourselves.We have been so hopeless and sluggish like a pickled carrot in the past years and now it seems that the responsibility is not all on us and we do not have a good leader.Why have we turned a blind eye to the tail of creatures in the past?Why didn't we notice it flying in front of our eyes all day long?Why do we only know to chase women or men and women's hair and forget about the tail?It turns out that we live in the desert all day long, and we work blindly all day long.Now Guo Laosan is here.Guo Laosan led us to the desert. In fact, we usually live in the desert. Now the desert Guo Laosan led us is our real destination and oasis.We figured it out right away.At this time, we danced more vigorously, and couldn't help but smile shamelessly from person to person and face to face—it is true that there is self-mockery and self-irony here, but there is also the sincere joy of going from bewilderment to understanding, from desert to oasis.Guo Laosan is Guo Laosan after all, Guo Laosan is Liu Quanyu, and Liu Quanyu is Guo Laosan.We and previous Europe underestimated him.

"Third Guo!" "Third Guo!" ... We cheered Guo Laosan there like shouting the name of a star on a football field.When things got to this point, Guo Laosan went on to explain separately the connection with Cao Xiaoe in 1960, and the connection between the female cleft lip and the big white rabbit is purely superfluous.We have learned by analogy and learned everything.Guo Laosan, stop talking.But Guo Laosan didn’t stop here—we won’t let him talk, he will continue to talk—if things and the truth stop here, we will have a happy ending. The same-sex relationship back home movement is really There must be a historical turning point and a revolutionary change, but Guo Laosan is still Guo Laosan after all—he is not Liu Quanyu after all, and he will continue to babble—at this time Liu Quanyu is a little proud. I—actually, even if I were replaced by Liu Quanyu, he wouldn’t be much smarter, and he would continue to babble—this is the inertia of history and the sadness of my hometown—you wear gold-rimmed glasses, and you are still a bachelor in the past. .This can be regarded as the other side and another strand of historical inheritance.As a result, a flourishing revolution was aborted and all previous efforts were wasted.When we cheered Guo Laosan, Guo Laosan was immediately dazzled by the victory and the easy conquest of us, and then he continued to explain 1960 and the white rabbit—if this is the end Fortunately, we still have to try to distinguish between the primary and secondary in the truth, and the high and low among the four tails. This is repeating the mistakes of history. However, a new battle and chaos arose during this period—this is different from the chaos of the masses just now. On the surface, the chaos of the masses looks chaotic and grand. Disputes and scrambles among the leaders may seem like a small number of people, but these few people are superior, and the slightest disturbance will cause disturbances and then affect our masses—the masses will be torn apart and collapsed.Success is also Guo Laosan, and failure is also Guo Laosan.We didn’t want to tell the difference between you. We all support the four tails. Why do you insist on pulling your donkey’s tail and other people’s pig’s tail, sheep’s tail and rabbit’s tail to make further comparisons to prove that the matter is not over yet? Truth does not stop at the mirror, there is truth in truth, just like contradictions, there are primary contradictions and secondary contradictions?Why do you have to say that your donkey's tail is closer to the truth than the other three tails, no matter in terms of appearance or inner texture?All four seem equally true to us, and we tremble before each tail; as if we were but beggars walking the streets before, and you served us a table of food, and we saw every one of them. I feel hungry for all the dishes. We have been hungry for a week. At this time, you should let us eat quickly. Your mission is to popularize rather than improve. Why do you insist on distinguishing between different cuisines and high and low in a table of dishes?Why does it have to raise us to the level of gourmets?In the end, you said something quite popular to us:

"Don't say anything else, just look at the size, my donkey is bigger than pigs, sheep and rabbits!" Those of us dancing below can now see the difference between the four Beatles and the four Beatles on the stage.Truth has been divided.At this time, Guo Laosan went to pull the tails of the pigs, lambs and rabbits again, and the pigs, sheep, rabbits and their owners were not so willing and active.Interests are different.The wheat has been recovered, and it is time to weigh and distribute it.We knew, and then it was our bad luck.Although at the beginning the relationship between life and death has nothing to do with us, we are engaged in our same-sex relationship with peace of mind and peace, but when we believe in this transformation and truth, we ourselves will also change, if this truth changes, it will then become A flood, turning its head to pour back and wash away our homes.We have no defense against you.The harmonious and peaceful atmosphere just now was immediately destroyed.The four animals were already "howling" there.If it's just their barking and the conflict between the four masters, we can handle it. The problem is that when there is a turmoil between them, it will bring troubles to us and our hometown. ──There are still some people who feel that the chaos is not enough, and they turn out to go on stage to join in the excitement and compare themselves.This is messing with a pot of porridge.He also said, I just want to take advantage of this excitement, I just want to take advantage of these crowds; others can take advantage of it, but can't I take advantage of it?We don't know if this person is holding a ticket for this trip, but when the train whistle is about to start, we see this person carrying a big bag and holding an old ticket in his hand, and he is about to board this train new train.He yelled, confidently squeezed in through the crack of the door that we had lifted the door ladder to close.At the moment when the four of them are fighting wits and bravery—you say your donkey is better, but I still say my sow and goat are better; how is a sow worse than you?Although we are also worried about this kind of competition and the disaster that will soon be brought to us, we still hold the idea that revolution is the festival of the masses. The excitement of the people.Is there a girl with the right eye and a handsome guy?But at this time, someone came out of nowhere and stabbed him again, and he was about to jump onto the stage from the crowd of dancing audiences. He followed the trend and confidently said that the four of you on stage should not compete first, and if you want to compete, you have to add me Go up and talk.If he was allowed to jump on it, there would be not four but five people on the stage.At this time, not only the original four people on the stage, but also our audience in the audience, out of a sense of rejection of strangers, couldn't help being anxious.What are you going to do?What did you do early?Just now when the matter was not clear, I missed you, now that the wheat is harvested and the benefits are about to be divided up, have you jumped out to share the benefits and get a share?Of course, this man is also holding a living creature in his arms like a cat and a tiger.It's okay if we don't look at the creatures in his arms, but we can't help laughing when we look at the creatures in his arms.A tragic drama was soon turned into a comedy and farce by him.Do you know who this person is?It turned out that he was also a bachelor in the Three Kingdoms period in history, and later, with a trend, he drifted his soul to our hometown to look for straw Lu Boshe.What is in your arms?It turned out to be a scrawny red-backed monkey like we'd never seen before.We couldn't help but roar with laughter.But Lao Lu and Hou Zi didn't smile, they were still trying to squeeze onto the stage with serious faces.Lao Lu said that when it comes to the relationship between life and soul, he is not afraid of these four people on the stage. He has been living like this since the Three Kingdoms broke up with Lao Cao and was killed by Lao Cao; Speaking of monkeys, its history and good fortune are not shallow. It is also our ancestor.I didn't know that there was a glorious day when I did it like this. It was really just for myself. Who knew that it would become a fashion again with the passage of time?If this is fashion and revolution, then I am the pioneer of fashion and revolution; I don’t care about the four of you competing, I just want you to confirm the position of revolution and pioneer for me before the competition, so that I can justify myself It's not in vain to go to the good times and the sneaking of the past.Was it fun to be sneaky before?Don’t ask me, just ask this monkey, it’s all in the windy place in the wilderness, and before doing it, you have to peek around to see if there are people around; how can we not turn these worries and fears in the past into current interests Woolen cloth?If you are not sure about this, I will, as an old-timer and old fool, mess up your game scene.Besides, this also involves my future retirement and retirement issues, whether to get 100% of the salary or 120% of the salary.Sure enough, with the appearance of Lu Boshe, the scene became chaotic and chaotic, and the ongoing competition and dance could not be carried out.Of course, the emergence of new problems also brings about the healing of old divisions.The original four people on the stage were still splitting just now, but now they concentrated their hatred on Lao Lu who was about to squeeze into the stage and into the car.The four creatures also stared viciously at the eager monkey below the stage──and, before the four of them could gather and unite, the four creatures were more sensitive than humans, and instinctively communicated there──although the language between them Different, but they all said in unison in their own donkey language, cat language, sheep language and "humming" pig language:

"Don't let them get on stage!" "Don't let them get in the car!" "No animals on the train!" ... At this time, Lao Lu and the monkey were awkwardly blocked in front of the stage and caught in the crack of the train door.After the living beings blocked the way, the four people on the stage recovered their breath, wiped the sweat from their heads, and immediately stood on the same ground as the people in the audience and unified with the living beings on the stage, forgetting about themselves They started to deal with Lao Lu and the monkey together.My uncle and grandpa Guo Laosan also came to his senses at this time, adjusted his glasses, and once again made a splash.He really has an unruffled demeanor and the great wisdom and courage to grasp the historical opportunity. Although things always fail in the end, they always do things beautifully at the beginning.At this time, he wiped his glasses in a calm and general manner, coughed twice, looked at Lao Lu and Houzi who were blocked at the front desk and squeezed into the seam of the car, and tried to persuade the other three people on the stage to be like them. Creatures in:

"Let people come up. If they want to come up, what are we doing on stage? Isn't it just to set an example for everyone? What is he and a monkey doing on stage? ──Although they can't set an example, they can set an example for everyone It’s okay to be a negative teacher!” So old Lu Boshe was put on stage as a negative teacher.At this time, a head of sweat and dust had already squeezed out of his head.The monkey in his arms is also a little panicked and has hands and feet; his eyes are rolling around, which is not a good thing for people to see. The habit of sneaking in the past and the expression on his face have not been changed. How can he adapt to being on stage and adapting to the new era? Woolen cloth?They think that once they get on stage, they will never come down. They are still looking at things and problems according to the standards of the old age, which was man-centered or woman-centered. One center cannot be used as the standard, not to mention that even the living beings cannot be centered on any one. They have been in it for so many years and still don’t realize that everything in the past is blind instead of sober. Pay attention to bumping into someone who is not guided by theory and takes changing his hometown and society as his own responsibility—in this way, not only Guo Laosan and the other three prophets have foreseen it, but also the ignorant and confused audience in the audience, I have also seen the end of their imminent destruction.But they are still there to take chances.At this time, they are already two clowns in our eyes and cannot be compared with the other four pairs on the stage.Originally, because Guo Laosan took an extra step in front of the truth, the truth has deteriorated, changed its taste, and turned into a fallacy; it is not as delicious as dumplings, but the dumplings are eaten from the first day of the first lunar month to the fifteenth day of the eighth month, and the stuffing inside can still remain rotten Sour?Originally we were about to abandon him and the dumplings and we were already on the sixteenth day of the eighth month, but the arrival of old Lu Boshe turned our relationship with Guo Laosan back, and we ate dumplings and returned to the first day of the first lunar month.Lao Guo coughed twice there: let them come up, and then it's up to me.As he spoke, he rolled up his jacket sleeves.How devoted he is to the criticism and exposure of others at this time, how much he wants to peel off their painted skin layer by layer from the shallow to the deep so that we can see clearly; Can see clearly and at a glance.In the bathing hall, Guo Laosan became very patient.He's doing everything according to the program.His cleverness lies in the fact that he first admitted that he had strayed into a bathhouse of the same sex or the opposite sex. He also admitted that it was right and proper for Lao Lu to go on stage with his monkey in his arms.Are they engaging in a relationship between living beings?A man and a monkey.From this point of view, there is no difference between him and monkeys, and us and donkeys, rabbits, pigs, and pigs. Lao Lu was so happy when he heard this. He said to the monkey in his arms:

"Did you hear what Uncle Guo said? With his opening remarks, it is equivalent to admitting us." Hou'er knew what, at this moment he was just giggling in Lao Lu's arms.They thought it was the final word.In Lao Lu's eyes, he already showed gratitude to Lao Guo, and said to the monkey in his arms: "When the meeting is over, I will strike the gong, and you will perform for Uncle Guo alone." Then he regarded himself and other people on the stage as a group and had joined forces, and began to nod to the creatures in everyone's arms.Keep saying: "When the performance is stopped for a while, you can watch it too."

Then he singled out Cao Xiao'e in a differentiated way and said: "Back then, your godfather Cao Cheng and I still had an unforgettable friendship. Before he killed me, a same-sex person—of course, killing also has its benefits. It's a blessing in disguise. If it wasn't for being raped back then Kill me, I don’t have the biological relationship that I have today. Judging from the exchanges between the two families back then, the two of us are still relatives, and in terms of seniority, you are still my eldest niece.” But——At this time, Lao Guo said "but" again. As soon as he said "but", Lao Lu immediately froze.Before Cao Xiaoe could say anything, Guo Laosan's "but" came out.Isn't the overall situation settled?Isn't everything settled?Why is there another "but"?But when he finished listening to the "but", he immediately turned into a wilted cucumber.It turns out that the trap is here. ──However, Lao Guo said that on the surface, he and we are in the same group, but when broken down, he is not in the same group as us; just like the bustling pedestrians on the road, on the surface, they are all walking in the same direction. They are fellow travelers, but in fact, the destinations in everyone's minds are quite different.Just like we talk with our fellow travelers in daily life, he said a lot, asking you, am I right?Or: Is there something wrong with what I said?This makes it difficult for you to answer. On the surface, it seems that what he said is correct, but in fact he didn’t say a word; it seems that he is talking about this matter, but in fact he knows nothing about it.It seems that after many years, who do you meet again, isn't this the same person?Yes, you can't say he is not that person, but in fact he is not that person anymore.It's like me and the other three colleagues on the stage, you say we are not us?It is us; but we are not us anymore.What does it mean to not know each other?What I bring to the stage for you now is another example of constant changes happening around us.Then Lao Guo started to go deeper. He grabbed Lao Lu and raised the tail of the monkey in Lao Lu's arms. Isn't this the same as I grabbed my donkey and the tails of other sheep, pigs and rabbits just now? ?On the surface, the tails look the same, but as long as we don't try them, we will find that there is a big difference between the bottom and the back of the same surface.Don't compare it with the tail of my little donkey, but compare it with the tail of a sheep, pig, or rabbit, and you will find that such an ugly tail like a dirty hemp rope can be seen again in the world?Look at the monkey's butt from the tail -- how important the butt is to us, what kind of butt is this?How do we describe it on a daily basis?Red like a monkey's buttocks, cracked like a monkey's buttocks -- where is there any beauty?But the tails and buttocks of donkeys, sheep, pigs and rabbits that we saw just now are all fat and chubby, full of richness and beauty.Of course, the rabbit's tail is a little shorter, but being short also has its advantages. It forms a fat bump in one go, doesn't it also give people a sense of abrupt end and crispness? (When Guo Laosan said this, the female hare lips and the white rabbit in her arms showed gratitude to Guo Laosan. Just now when his own people were having conflicts, they looked at Guo Laosan with a hideous face. Who would have thought that when there was an external conflict? Guo Laosan also knew that he was a confidant of ours. Guo Laosan was more sober than them. Seeing their gratitude, a mocking smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Don't be so naive, wait for me to clean up After finishing these two unsatisfactory things, we will come back and deal with you.) Because of their appearance, we had already crossed the desert to reach the oasis, and now we have retreated from the oasis to the desert.Originally, we were going forward indomitable on the road, but now there is a phenomenon of going backwards and driving history backwards.Who brought us this situation that we don't want to see?Just because of a monkey with its ugly ass and tail.Then I will not say, I will let everyone say, can such a tail and butt join us on this stage and lead our hometown from same-sex relationship to a new world of life relationship?Is our new life and Xintiandi so dirty, so red and so cracked?At this time, the audience was already shouting from the crowd:

"cannot!" "We can't live like this!" "They're purely trying to sabotage us!" "Don't let their plot succeed!" "Boom them down!" ...
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