Chapter 23 The third paragraph I kill Chen Yucheng (7)

The army pressed the border and surrounded Yanjin County.There were hundreds of thousands of officers and troops, and eight foreigners, led by Xiao Anzi, the carts rattled, the horses screamed, and the men and horses neighed.Xiao Anzi rode a horse and ran around the county seat brazenly, always saying that he wanted to catch Xiao Mazi.They also knew that Xiao Mazi was married, and said: "You are an adult now, arresting you is not a crime!" When Xiao Mazi got married last time, Little Toad slapped me for setting off firecrackers, so I gloated a little at the current situation.But everyone else was busy like a bereaved dog, and the county was in chaos.Although Xiao Mazi hugged the rabbit woman on the wedding bed, he was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.If one person takes care of both ends at the same time, no one can take care of them well.He not only wanted to have fun with the rabbit woman, but also thought about the officers and soldiers and foreigners outside the city; he didn't do well in bed, and he couldn't understand the military situation clearly.At this time, he was a little angry with Cao Cheng.Cao said that having a girl would solve the problem. Now that he is with the rabbit woman, why is he not having fun anymore?While sending people to the countryside to arrest Cao Cheng, he recruited the county magistrate Han, Xiao Ha and others to discuss countermeasures against the officers and soldiers.The county magistrate Han was so frightened that his face turned pale with fright, he was afraid that if the officers and soldiers broke through the county, they would treat him as a traitor; He worked hard and became a master; now that the government army breaks through the county again, who will he surrender to?Surrender comes and goes, and it becomes tattered. Who knows whether people will accept it or not?What's more, I'm still under Xiao Mazi's command, so I can't say surrender, as soon as I say surrender, the officer will beheaded immediately; I can only consider surrendering after a big battle, when the officers and troops break through the county; the future of surrender at that time is uncertain; Chaotic, soulless.But now he has to serve Xiao Mazi.Xiao Mazi didn't know his mentality, and thought he was his master, so he asked him:

"Han, it's urgent, what do you think?" Han was still there in a daze, only to wake up after being kicked by the little toad.Waking up and rubbing hands: "Yeah, what should we do? The army is overwhelming the border, and the soldiers are approaching the city. We have become a nest of ants in soup!" Xiao Mazi: "Before holding concerts, catching butterflies, and getting married in beauty pageants, you have come up with a lot of good ideas. This time you have to be active." As soon as Xiao Mazi praised him, County Magistrate Han felt a little warmer in his heart and cleared his mind.At this time, he was also a little angry at the army's pressure, and said:

"You said that the queen mother with persimmon face is annoying, but she is really annoying. When you can't attack, take advantage of the marriage and the army is overwhelming, it's not interesting!" So he agreed to go back and think about it overnight, and came up with an idea that could defeat Xiao Anzi and save Yanjin.Xiao Mazi agreed, saying that it shouldn't be more than one night, don't wait for Xiao Anzi to break through the county, and then you come up with your idea, and the idea will be in vain.Han nodded and left.Before leaving, he remembered something, knelt down on the ground and said:

"It's not difficult to come up with a good idea overnight, please promise me one condition!" Xiao Mazi: "As long as you can come up with an idea, any conditions are fine, you say." At this time, the county magistrate Han stopped talking.After the little toad went up and kicked him, he stammered: "It's also an unspeakable secret." Xiao Mazi: "What unspeakable secret?" Han: "Being with the king for so long, I really don't want to hide it from the king. I have hidden this unspeakable secret in my heart for several years. This unspeakable secret is somewhat similar to the king. My wife, Xiao Toad, has seen it. She is in her fifties. Big three, holding gold bricks', but now it is useless. I have survived like this for a few years. A few days ago, the king got married. In fact, I was both happy and jealous in my heart. I dreamed at night and all I did A dream that cannot be expressed. I am forty-nine years old, and the situation is pressing now. At a critical moment, I don’t know tomorrow when I live today. So, I thought that the king has just selected beauty, can you have pity on me, and will choose the unwanted beauty, Just send me one, it doesn't matter if it's ugly or handsome, as long as it's young and a bit sexy. As long as the king agrees to this condition, I'll definitely figure out a good way to deal with the officers and soldiers overnight."

Xiao Mazi couldn't laugh or cry when the county magistrate Han proposed such a condition, but the military situation was urgent and he could not consider it, so he had to agree to the county magistrate Han: "It's not a big problem. Anyway, I don't want it. I don't want to give it to anyone. It's okay to give it to you. But if I send you a girl, you will have more time at night. How can you come up with a good idea?" County magistrate Han Mang bowed to the ground again: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for saving my life. Don't worry, Your Majesty, I have this characteristic. The more girls are around, the quicker my thinking is. I heard that many important people lose their minds when their daughter-in-law is not around, and they handle state affairs wrongly." For national affairs, it’s okay for him to pick up some ashes. I have a girl by my side, so you can watch it tomorrow morning!”

After speaking, I turned around and wanted to run, going to the old "beauty pageant office" to look through photos.At this time Xiao Mazi stopped him again: "Seeing that you are so interested in girls, why haven't I tasted the fun of girls?" County magistrate Han smiled "hehe": "Your Majesty still has no idea. Let's discuss it in detail when I have an idea to repel the officers and soldiers and keep Yanjin." Then hastily bowed, and walked out in two steps in three steps.As soon as he walked to the west entrance of the hotel, he bumped into the dusty and sealed "beauty pageant office", hurriedly flipped through the photos, checked the person, and then simplified the procedures, and asked the county government officials to capture the woman.Although the rhythm is a little fast, the radish is too fast to wash the mud, but in the end, the girl sitting on the edge of the temporary bed in the county magistrate Han's office at eight or nine o'clock in the evening is okay, with a red headband, a pair of big watery eyes, just teeth Some misalignment, half of the two front teeth are squeezed out, and they cannot close the lips.She was a girl from a family selling rat poison in the county seat.But in the chaos of war, it is not bad to have such a thing.The county magistrate Han Jin got the office and drove away the yamen servants who stopped there and looked around.Although the rat poison girl encountered this for the first time, she was a little crying; but after a few hours, the county magistrate Han basically had a good time.At this time, he was lighting a cigarette, and while smoking, he thought that the invasion of soldiers was a bad thing, but it was also a good thing, and a bad thing turned into a good thing; it is not a bad thing, and it is difficult to make today's good thing.So he squeezed the rat poison girl's ears and lips, hummed a little song, and gave Xiao Mazi a plan to retreat.With a girl in her arms, her mind really "swished" sober.

The county magistrate Han hugged the girl here to think of ideas, and Xiao Mazi left his bunny woman in the hotel to dispatch troops.He gave orders one after another to the little toad to convey.Little Toad is still looking for sheep these days, and has another purple-flowered sheep beside him. He is having fun every day, so he yawns all the time.He originally thought that after the revolution won Yanjin, he could live in Yanjin for a long time and exchange sheep for a long time; he didn't expect that after the revolution, the army would overwhelm the country and want to deprive him of his happy life.But the little toad is more optimistic about the situation. The last time the brothers came to Yanjin, they drove away the Empress Dowager Cixi; now there are a few officers and soldiers and foreigners with thin arms and thin legs, so there is nothing to be afraid of.He told Xiao Mazi this idea.Xiao Mazi said:

"I hope so, but there's something wrong with me. Gather your brethren." But when he went to gather the red-eyed and green-eyed brothers, the little toad realized that things were really troublesome.After gathering for a long time, tens of thousands of red-eyed and green-eyed brothers did not gather.There were only a few hundred people who reported to People's Square, and the red and green colors of eyebrows and eyes were still unclear.It turned out that the army had been stationed in Yanjin for too long. During the beauty pageant in Xiaomazi County, the red-browed and green-eyed brothers were all choosing the ugly, and then everyone found an ugly, and some had already given birth to ugly children.Tens of thousands of brothers with red eyebrows and green eyes were submerged in the vast ocean of Yanjin.Once combined with the local aborigines, the brothers themselves have degenerated, and their eyebrows and eyes have assimilated into the rustic appearance of Yanjin people.Working at sunrise and resting at sunset, with children, wives, pots and pans, I have forgotten where I am, and I have forgotten that I am still a brother with red eyebrows and green eyes.So when I heard the assembly bugle, I thought it was a movie playing in the city.Even if they knew it was the bugle of the assembly, they also forgot that they were also a member of the assembly.What kind of official army, what kind of foreigners, what kind of soldiers are oppressing the country, what does it have to do with me?Xiao Mazi and Xiao Toad went to the square to review the troops, only to find out that this was the case, and couldn't help being shocked.Seeing the sparse soldiers, Xiao Mazi asked Little Toad:

"What can I do?" Little Toad: "I didn't expect that after living in Yanjin for a few months, everyone became ordinary people. It seems that no matter where you go in the future, don't let the brothers come into contact with women. Like me, each person will give a lamb, and you will definitely not be caught by the locals." Indigenous assimilation." Xiao Mazi: "If you are assimilated by sheep, wouldn't it be more troublesome? Next time, each person will send out a wolf cub. When the enemy arrives, wolves will be everywhere!" The little toad shook his hand:

"Wolf is good, but it's not easy to get along with. If you don't like it, who can bear it if you bite it off in the middle of the night?" At this time, the county magistrate Han arrived while wearing his belt and rubbing his eyes. Xiao Mazi: "How about Lao Han, you have spent the night with the beauty, have you come up with an idea?" County Magistrate Han: "I figured it out, I figured it out. I said yesterday, just give me a young one, and I'm sure I'll come up with a good idea. My idea is very good, no need to gather brothers, no need to mobilize the whole people, just continue to hold beauty pageants! We Select a few thousand beauties, open the city gate and put them down, and put them among the enemy army. The enemy army only cares about the beauties, so how can they attack the county? The enemy army will break down without attacking, and Yanjin will be relieved. This is also the way I embraced the beauty last night, when I suddenly got inspiration, and came up with a way to use beauty to control the enemy."

Xiao Mazi: "Has the ancients used this method?" Han: "The ancients used it in a small area, but it has not been promoted in a large area." The little toad was also a little excited about this novel method, but said: "The method is very new, and I am afraid that the masses will disagree." Han Yi pouted: "The masses are still not like that. Let the radio and television network promote the propaganda, whoever produces a beautiful woman is patriotic, and set up a few models. Isn't it logical? I have been a county magistrate for many years, and I know this." Xiao Mazi patted his thigh: "Since the brothers can't get together, here's a ready-made idea, let's try it." So the order was promulgated, and the whole county had a beauty pageant.The slogan is: "Is your home beautiful?"But the consciousness of the masses is limited after all.This time the beauty pageant is different from the last one. The last time the beauty pageant was to enjoy the blessings with the king, this time the beauty pageant is to go to the front line.Sending everyone to the military camp, didn't everyone become "comfort women" and "military prostitutes"?As a result, the whole county was in chaos. The big girls and the young daughter-in-law were hiding everywhere, and there was no one who signed up.Later, a applicant came out of the East Street of the county seat. After a physical examination, he was a dementia patient.The old ladies in their eighties all drilled into the sweet potato cellar.The situation was reported to Xiao Mazi, Xiao Mazi was furious: "Since everyone does not produce beautiful women, let the whole people mobilize to fight against the enemy!" So the whole people were mobilized, from those as young as 15 years old like me to those as old as 60 years old like white ants, they had to go to the front line.Those who do not go to the front line will kill his whole family.There are a few who resist, and the three clans are really wiped out.At this time, Xiao Mazi tapped the county magistrate Han on the head and said: "It seems that your method is still not good; whether you are dealing with the enemy or the masses, you must use this method!" Then raised his fist. The county magistrate Han felt ashamed when he saw that his trick didn't work, so he hurriedly fell to the ground and said: "That's right, I still haven't gone through the state of war." Seeing the mobilization of the whole people, Xiao Mazi issued an order again, as long as he actively joins the army and fights the enemy bravely, those who had shortcomings and mistakes before can be exempted.Those who have committed serious crimes like Cao Cheng can also make meritorious deeds.This trick is also very effective, people are not sages, who can do nothing?So he went into battle with great enthusiasm and wanted to make up for his shortcomings.Cao Cheng was also a little moved when he saw that Xiao Mazi no longer pursued him.He also put on his armor and went into battle, saying: "When it comes to war, I did 'Want plums to quench thirst'!" So he gave Xiao Mazi a written suggestion to let everyone "look at the plum blossom".It's a pity that it was not adopted by Xiao Mazi. The drums were pounding, the men and horses were neighing, Xiao Mazi led us, and the army led by Xiao Anzi fought in a decisive battle on the flat plain.Once on the battlefield, the two armies faced each other, the battle flags fluttered, and the bugle sounded, everyone's spirits were lifted.Many people who used to be brothers with red eyebrows and green eyes suddenly recalled their identities, and hurriedly painted their eyebrows and eye circles with red and blue ink.Then a cannon rang, and Xiao Anzi and Xiao Mazi jumped out from their respective troops on horseback.Xiao Anzi and Xiao Mazi bowed: "Brother, is the trouble almost over?" Xiao Mazi: "The Qing Dynasty has been in trouble for hundreds of years, but I have only been in trouble for a few days." Xiao Anzi: "If we make trouble, there will be no trouble for you; if there is trouble for you, we can't make trouble again, so we have to eliminate you!" Then he pointed at the whip: "Brothers, step forward to catch this traitor and eliminate harm for the country!" The officers and soldiers shouted: "Eliminate harm for the country!" Come on us. Xiao Mazi pointed with a stick: "Come on, brothers, defeat these corrupt officials and return power to the people!" We fought hard. The two sides fought together.Knives, guns, swords, halberds, sticks, knives and forks, stones, and bricks were all used.Hit a map of Pingchuan.Hundreds of thousands of officers and soldiers, hundreds of thousands of people in Yanjin, hundreds of thousands against hundreds of thousands of people fought in the wilderness, and the scene was very spectacular.After a battle, heads, chests, arms, and legs are all over the mountains and plains.Everyone's eyes were red when they hit it.Although the two sides on the battlefield were strangers to each other at the beginning, they fought like rabbits, and when they fought, they became red-eyed, anxious, and desperate.As soon as there are those who are desperate and dead, those who die are their fathers, brothers, relatives, comrades-in-arms, friends, classmates, fellow villagers, and the rest must avenge ×××, and they are even more desperate.The war is more intense.From morning to night, there is no winner; torches are lit, and they fight again, from night to the next morning, there is still no winner.At this time, Xiao Mazi said to Little Toad: "Last time when the bugle was sounded, it was right not to gather the red-eyed and green-eyed brothers. In case of trouble, the people still have to be mobilized. If only tens of thousands of brothers are mobilized, how can they resist the official army? Hundreds of thousands of people can resist more than a dozen Wan Guanjun!" By noon the next day, 100,000 people had died on both sides, and there was still no victory.How will the two sides end regardless of the outcome?After all, we are close to home, and the officers and soldiers are far away from home. This is our advantage.Seeing that we can afford to persuade, the second echelon of our hometown has come up.Those women who hid in the mountains, tunnels, sweet potato cellars, and sorghum fields in the beauty pageant all came out one after another at this time to condolence to their relatives on the front line.Some even signed up to be "comfort women" for their relatives.As soon as the relatives arrived, morale was boosted.We killed the officers and soldiers to the point of throwing away their helmets and armor.The officers and soldiers began to retreat, and the corners of the formation moved.As soon as the horns moved, the army was defeated like a mountain.We take advantage of the victory to pursue and kill anyone we see; beheading the enemy is like chopping off a watermelon.The enemy lost seven or eight out of ten.Xiao Mazi took the lead and chased Xiao Anzi directly, and chased Xiao Anzi until he cut off his beard and took off his robes, just like Cao Cheng back then.Seeing that Xiao Anzi was about to be caught, tried, and beheaded in the city; seeing that the situation was over, Xiao Anzi also wanted to surrender, and asked for Xiao Mazi's forgiveness. Mazi scratches his back, or when Xiaomazi gets athlete's foot again, he can pinch his feet instead of me.At this time, the eight foreigners he brought helped him.Eight foreigners stood on the mountain together and launched eight cruise missiles. The missiles landed in the chasing team, the base camp, the city, the county government, the village, the field, the river, etc.; Unrecognizable.Most of the chasing team was killed, and the rest scattered and fled for their lives.Xiao Mazi had half of his ear blown off; Little Toad had one of his arms blown off.The resourceful Cao Cheng was killed on the spot, and his intestines spilled all over the place.The retreating Xiao'anzi and the official army turned around and chased us.By this night, Yanjin had fallen, and Xiao Mazi was captured alive by Xiao Anzi.Xiao Anzi said: "I told you to surrender earlier, but if you don't do it, so many people have died, so you're still caught by me?" At this time, Xiao Mazi was brave and unyielding, covering his bleeding ears and saying: "One step earlier, my horse could have chopped off your head!" Xiao Anzi laughed cooingly and said: "Success and failure are just one step away. Mazi, just wait and die calmly. Starting tomorrow, I will send you to Beijing, where you will first see the bustling scene of Beijing, eat Tan's family dishes, and then go to the guillotine." Xiao Mazi: "It's nothing to die, but I'm not going to Beijing." Xiao Anzi was surprised, "Why don't you go to Beijing, Beijing is better than here; besides, on the way to Beijing, you can live a few more days." Xiao Mazi shook his head: "I was born in Yanjin and grew up in Yanjin. This time, I brought so many disasters to Yanjin. Let me be killed in Yanjin and leave a memorial for Yanjin." Xiao Anzi nodded: "Your thoughts are quite touching. It's my fault that I didn't know you well before. Let me tell the Queen Mother and see what the Queen Mother has to say." The next question was how and where to kill Xiaomazi Chen Yucheng.Because Yanjin once fought against the official army with Xiao Mazi, Yanjin is now declared a "bandit area".The red-eyed and green-eyed brothers who survived were all designated as "bandits" and were sentenced to death, life imprisonment, or fixed-term imprisonment according to different crimes.Some people who have worked for Xiao Mazi and worked with Xiao Mazi, such as Little Toad, County Magistrate Han, Uncle Nuo, Pig Dan, White Ant, White Stone, Liuzhi, Blind Deer, and me, all Determined to be the leader of the bandit, he was arrested and brought to justice in batches, waiting to be dealt with.Cao Cheng was also the leader of the bandit, but he was killed in the war. He was a hero in the past, and later he pulled a horse and threw a stirrup for a bandit in order to have a full meal.Yuan Shao also worked beside Xiao Mazi, and he should have been held criminally responsible, but because he is an executioner, people who engage in this kind of profession are useful to anyone who occupies Yanjin, so he has the honor of his profession, not only has no On the contrary, he was extra merciful when he was held accountable, and was selected by Xiao Anzi again as a legacy official, still engaged in the original job, and the original salary level and treatment were restored.Six Fingers, a barber, used to serve in beauty pageants, and he was the first to be arrested. Although Blind Deer was at odds with Xiao Mazi in the family, he was Xiao Mazi's nominal father after all; Asako played concerts, so he was also captured during the second batch of mass arrests.After all the bandit capitals were captured, except for Xiao Mazi, who was a special person, the place of beheading had to wait for the approval of the Empress Dowager Cixi Persimmon Face, and other minor characters, under Xiao Anzi's order, were all executed on the spot up.When the little toad was about to be executed, he asked to hold a lamb, but was not approved, but was scolded by Xiao Anzi: "It has been corrupted like this, how can there be one that will not fall?" When Xiao Mazi got married, Little Toad slapped me because of a sky-drilling cannon. Seeing him being tortured now, I felt very relieved. County magistrate Han wanted to surrender before he was executed, but seeing the hopelessness, he simply sighed: "It seems that it is not easy to be an official in troubled times." Uncle Nuo, Pig Dan, White Ant, White Stone, Liuzhi, Blind Deer, etc. were also beheaded in the market.At the time of execution, Bai Ant and Bai Shitou's father and son cried in fear, saying: "We didn't do anything, we just carried the sedan chair." Ignored.One old and one young, two trembling heads fell to the ground. Uncle Nuo and Zhudan said before their execution: "Damn it, the head means that if you don't have it, it's gone. It's meaningless to live in this day and age. This is not an era where great people are produced, and there is no regret in dying." The tone was very heroic. Blind Deer and Liuzhi didn't speak before their execution.Blind Deer Anzi doesn't know him.But Liuzhi Xiaoanzi is familiar.The last time he came to Yanjin with the Queen Mother Persimmon Bread Face, when Persimmon Bread Face and Liuzhi were warming up, they were catching turtledoves together, and Xiao Anzi had served Liuzhi before.Looking at Liuzhi now, Xiao Anzi was hesitant about whether to kill him or not.To be on the safe side, he asked for opinions from Six Fingers.At this time, Liuzhi, who had experienced disasters and had a rough life, didn't know how to answer, so he just nodded with a smirk.Suddenly wanting to say something, his face turned green with suffocation.But he couldn't say a word, like a dog who has swallowed a hot potato.Xiao Anzi shook his head, and chopped off his speechless six fingers.After Liuzhi was killed, the extra finger was still bouncing on the ground a few times, as if he wanted to say something. After the people were killed, Xiao Anzi hung their heads on the flagpole of the People's Square in the county town for three days.After three days, the head became sour and smelly, which attracted many flies.Originally, I should have been killed too, and I had pinched Xiao Mazi's feet.But before the execution, Yuan Shao, the executioner, saw that I was pitiful, talked to Xiao Anzi, and saved me.He said: "This child, although he is small, has a vicious heart. He can be my helper in the future." Xiao Anzi smiled, hooked his fingers, and picked me out of the condemned prisoners.From then on, I became an accomplice to Yuan Shao's execution.He kills, I hold a plate and wait for the head to fall.It was scary at first, but then it became a profession, like a crematorium worker, and it didn't matter.I also asked Uncle Yuan about his experience, why do you keep killing people without changing your face or beating your heart?Yuan: There are no good people who are killed. Can a good person be killed by the government?The government is the government of the people. The government does not kill good people, but it does not mean that they do not kill people. Bad people still have to be killed.If you don't kill bad people, good people won't live well.Therefore, our profession is still very noble.After understanding this truth, I will no longer be afraid to pick up people's heads with a plate.It's like picking up a dog's head or a pig's head. Everyone killed them, and began to carve out the fake empress dowager, the little widow surnamed Shen.In fact, it doesn't matter if the car is cracked or not.Because when Shen was picking grass, except for his eyes, he was still clear-headed, and she was an amiable old lady; since she became the queen mother, she has a weird temper, her eyes are full of butterflies, and she has regained her aristocratic temper.It has developed to the present, and has become dizzy and delirious.But she committed such a heinous crime that she dared to pretend to be the queen mother. Although she was unconscious, ordinary people like us could not care about her, but Xiao Anzi insisted, saying that I have served the queen mother all my life, and I have never seen such a queen mother. Dare to be called the Queen Mother, isn't my eunuch also a murderer of pigs and dogs?Insist on breaking the car.I don't care about the cracked car, but I just remembered that when her eyes were full of butterflies, we sent hundreds of thousands of people to the fields to catch them; this vigorous scene is still in my mind.The day the car cracked the old lady, I shed tears for no reason.The old lady was delirious by this time.The ropes were tied to her body in five places, and she suffered from butterfly disease again, and the world in front of her eyes was full of butterflies.She shouted there: "I am the queen mother, why did no one come to capture me?" Everyone laughed.After the car cracked, countless colorful butterflies fluttered from the deep cracks of the car crack, the joints, and the places where the flesh and blood were broken, flying in the air. Not soft-hearted.Xiao Mazi lived one month longer than everyone else.Because the memorial was reported to Beijing and asked for instructions on where he should die, whether to let him die in Beijing or Yanjin, the Queen Mother Persimmon Face has always been unclear about her attitude.During the waiting period, Xiao Anzi was not willing to be lonely, so he transferred Xiao Mazi's bride, Tu Niu, the girl who had a one-night fling with the county magistrate Han, and the beauties selected by Cao Cheng to the county seat for them. Teach me that according to their crimes, they are also Xiao Mazi’s accomplices, and they should all be beheaded, but the law does not punish the public, and you are also passive in the beauty pageant. Now I only behead a bunny girl and Di Baotian, and the rest of you can be exempted if you listen to me. your crimes.Then with a wave of his hand, Yuan Shao beheaded Tu Niu and Di Baotian, and showed their heads to all the beauties.All the beauties hurriedly fell to the ground: Don't kill us, we listen to your old man.At this time, Xiao Anzi laughed "haha", and like the Japanese devils in the 1940s, he set up a fire, made these beauties strip off their clothes, put two copper bells on each nipple, and danced around the fire.He moved a chair and sat down, drinking water from a purple clay teapot, watching the crowd dance and laugh.Watching people dancing, the imperial decree of the Queen Mother of Beijing finally arrived.The instruction to Xiao Mazi Chen Yucheng was to "cut him on the spot".In this way, Xiao Mazi Chen Yucheng died calmly in our Yanjin.On the day of killing Xiao Mazi, Yuan Shao held the knife and I held the plate.On the day of the execution, the bandits in Yanjin all over the county mobilized to watch. There were huge crowds of people laughing at the scene. "Kill Xiaomazi, kill Xiaomazi!" Rumors raged.The fighting in the war has been forgotten in a short period of time, and now it is the culprit of the war.All the people left in the war, even the old ladies in their eighties, watched with crutches.Xiao Anzi presided over the public trial meeting, counting Xiao Mazi's various crimes, turmoil, disasters, wars, and harm to the people.Then he took out the Queen Mother's order and read it in public.Then he praised the great virtue of the queen mother with persimmon face, who rescued us ordinary people from the dire straits.After hearing this, everyone felt that Xiao Anzi's words made sense.We were fooled by Xiao Mazi, and we were harmed a lot by him. If we don’t say it, we don’t know it, but when we say it, we are shocked. It turns out that he is such a sinner, so what if we don’t kill him?I also praise the Queen Mother for saving us.So a tragic event became a comedy, a thing worth celebrating.We are not here to mourn or to be sad, but to come to see the jokes.Before the execution, people all probed their brains, and many people set up a ladder, wanting to see the funny appearance of Xiao Mazi being tortured.After drinking the martyrdom wine, Xiao Anzi asked: "Mazi, what else can I say?" At this time, Xiao Mazi was also infected by everyone's emotions.Afraid is still afraid, nervous is still nervous, but still calm and calm, seeing everyone happy, the mood is much more optimistic, said: "Thinking about it now, I regret it." Xiao Anzi: "It's too late to regret it now. Who told you to be mischievous, join the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, and fight against the Queen Mother?" Xiao Mazi: "It's not that I regret participating, but that I regret not being naughty enough. I used to be very naughty when I was a child. Once I became a king, I somehow lost my naughtiness. It is said that many emperors in history, who came from aristocratic backgrounds and came to power at the age of fourteen or five, would play tricks on me. Minister, draw an archery target on the minister’s belly and shoot it. After all, I am a product of the plague, a poor boy, and we don’t know how to play this. I listened to the nobleman Cao Cheng’s suggestion, and I chose beauty once, but I didn’t choose anything. Fun! Next time you do this again, you must learn to be more naughty!" Xiao Anzi smiled: "How can you be naughty, how can you understand politics!" Then he pointed to Xiao Mazi and asked everyone: "Listening to what he said, I still think it's not enough to bring disaster to the country and the people. Should he be killed or not?" The voices of the crowd were like a tidal wave: "It should be killed!" With a wave of Xiao Anzi's hand, Yuan Shao went up to meet him with a big knife tied with red silk cloth. Xiao Mazi's head was split in half, half remained on the cavity, and the other half fell into my plate.Afterwards, Yuan Shao kept regretting: "I didn't chop well this time, I didn't chop well this time!" Xiao Mazi was killed, but he didn't fall down, and a lot of black smoke came out of his chest.The black smoke became a miasma, spreading everywhere.Soon, there was no one on the other side of the execution ground, and the smell was like green onions, garlic, smelly dog ​​and dog shit.Those who were close to him fainted quickly, and those who were far away from him rushed for their lives.In the process of fleeing for their lives, they called their fathers and mothers, looked for their sons and fathers, trampled on each other, and lost countless lives.When everyone buried the bodies of the dead, they once again scolded Xiao Mazi, saying that he would not give the people peace after he died, and continue to harm the people.So Xiao Mazi was killed for several days to relieve the hatred of the people.