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Chapter 14 Chapter Fourteen

don't take me for a human 王朔 3401Words 2018-03-19
"You ask me what I was thinking when I stood still?" The old man in the store asked me fascinatedly that he was fat and bald sitting behind the interrogation table. "I'm thinking imperialism isn't easy either." The old man in the shop sat upright on the chair, frowning as he searched for memories and hesitantly said: "I ran away from Tianjin. I am Liu Shijiu who ran along the Chaobai River to Gaojia Village by boat. I am People get dizzy when they see the water, and they vomited their intestines after sitting on the boat for two hours without wind or waves.

Before the dizziness was over, he caught up with the Beiwa battle.Senior brother Liu gave me a bunch of men and horses, and told me to lie in ambush in the sorghum field. When the special front sounded, I would count, and when I counted to 108, I would lead the men and horses to fight out, copying the rear of the Eight-Power Allied Forces, and the battle had begun. , the Eight-Power Allied Forces rushed past me with their knives and guns in hand, each with their chests and belly protruding and mighty, shouting as they rushed, their voices became hoarse.I just thought, although the Eight-Nation Allied Forces have red noses and green eyes, they are still human beings. I feel like this after sitting in a boat on an inland river for two hours. It is really not easy to invade us.In just such a distracted effort, the fight over there was over, and Senior Brother Liu had already been tied up and taken away. "

"How long is this time? According to Beijing time." "How long can it be? Tens of thousands of foreigners beat ten thousand Zhuanghu people. It's just a moment in history. I didn't check the watch." "So what happened to you later?" "Me? The main force has been defeated. What can I, the number one hundred and ten, do? I have to tell everyone, buddies, let it go, and run if you want to survive." "You disintegrated the team like this?" "In this way, I instinctively decided to disperse the breakout and save the spark of revolution."

"You're committing a crime, you know?" "I don't know, the wall is falling and people are pushing it, the sky is falling and the roof is high, taking advantage of the fire, eggs can't touch the stone, I didn't violate the strategy at all-we won the first few battles like this." "Seeing Songren Can't hold back, can't straighten your legs when you see a capable person—is that right to describe you?" "Yes, that's absolutely right to describe you." "Be honest! Don't forget where you are now!" "I dare not forget at all. If I forget, there will be no you in this world."

"Old traitor, why haven't you been dug out sooner after all these years." "I can hide. Is it a piece of cake to fool you? To be honest, if I am willing, I can stand with you forever—without revealing anything." "I think you're tired of living." "If you want to live to my age, and hide for a hundred years, you'll have to get tired too—you'll have to jump out." "Where's your leader?" "Where's the exhibition?" Bai Du He and Sun Guoren stood in front of the ragged and disheveled Yuan Bao, both anxious and uneasy. "Who sent him there? The inspection is about to begin, and he didn't say hurry up to warm you up, but ran to get ahead by himself."

"He was also arrested. He couldn't help himself. Maybe people thought he looked like someone." "Nonsense, is there any law of the king now!" Bai Du was filled with righteous indignation, "Does Yue Lao know about these things?" Sun Guoren sighed: "Don't mention it, Mr. Zhao has already fallen. He changed to sleep in eight places at night, and he was in a trance during the day." "Life is really corrupting people." Bai Du said, "How about this, you send someone to negotiate with the agency that arrested Liu Shunming, and see how you can get him out. It's not good without him at this juncture. I Take Yuan Bao to get some food to eat, and it's time to report on the performance, how can I go to the stage when I'm hungry."

"Can Gao Gao postpone the date of the report performance?" "I'm afraid it's impossible. The shareholders have issued an ultimatum collectively. If they can't come up with results, they will send us to the court and sue us for fraud." "What's Mr. Zhao's reaction? Didn't you go to do the work of persuasion and persuasion?" "Mr. Zhao patted the table and scolded people, so what can he do? If he can't get anything out, his mouth is red and his teeth are white. Who won't believe the promise? The shareholders are all tearing up their faces. Once this person is shameless, he won't be fooled by many things." "Short-sighted—these people, after they agreed to help each other halfway through the boat, they disembarked one after another." "How are you?" Bai Du asked Yuan Bao, who was drowsy and obviously exhausted, could he make it to the nearest restaurant? "

"Make me a cup of malted milk." "Where is there any fortified food?" Bai Du looked around the empty room, "All you can do is call Liu Shunming to eat Western food. You should drink a glass of sugar water first." Baidu found a sugar bowl, poured all the remaining powdered sugar into a cup, washed it with water and handed it to Yuan Bao. Yuan Bao drank it all in one gulp, licked his lips and stretched out the empty glass: "More." Otherwise, you will be beaten back if you take it out, and you will not be able to pass the commodity inspection." "Cheer up, Yuan Bao," Bai Du shook the sluggish Yuan Bao. "You can't get down. You have only been hungry for three days, and the Great Wall has not eaten a bite at all, and it has stood for thousands of years." "You two are the only ones in China that people can see from the moon." Sun Guoren also burst into tears. "I want to eat a chicken." "I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. What else do you want to eat? As long as it's produced domestically, the people of the whole country will get it for you even if they don't want to eat it."

Baidu stood up, wiped his tears, and said firmly to Sun Guoren: "If you want to sell the iron, you have to let Yuan Bao have a full meal." In a simple small private restaurant, Sun Guoren and Baidu walked in with Yuan Bao who was still shivering and unable to walk, who was clutching his military overcoat, and sat down at a shabby stained table.Sun Guoren knocked on the table and shouted impatiently: "Boss, serve!" The proprietress sitting behind the cashier looked at the three of them, and then looked up at the last notice with a photo on the glass of the cashier.He called out the boss, pointed at the three sitting over there with his chin, and muttered for a long time, the boss took off his apron and rolled up his sleeves, and came over: "You three are from the 'All-General's Office,' right?"

"Really? How do you know?" Sun Guoren was very excited, pointing to Yuanbao and introducing, "This is Tang Yuanbao, the newly elected number one man in our country, you must have seen him on TV." "You are Tang Yuanbao? One of the three drinking boys at the next table turned around and asked Yuan Bao, "No wonder they look familiar." "What do you do?" Sun Guoren asked with a smile. "Don't do anything, bastard." The young man said, turned around and continued drinking his wine.The boss shook hands with Yuan Bao, and said to Sun Guoren, "Do the three of you want to eat?"

"Yes." Bai Du said, "Is there a need to ask? Hurry up." "Well, you can beat me up." "What are you talking about?" Sun Guoren was in a hurry, "We are here for dinner, what's the point of beating you up?" "No meal." The boss said calmly, "There is a fate. You choose, It's up to you whether you hold the oil pan hand in hand or roll the nailboard together - anyway, I won't sponsor you for this meal!" "Oh, you are afraid that we won't pay for the meal." Baidu suddenly realized, "Tell you, we If you have money, you are ready to pay." "Take it out," the boss stretched out his hand, "give it to me first." "I never heard that you have to pay a deposit for meals," Sun Guoren yelled anxiously, "Isn't it racial discrimination? Let me tell you, I am in my own country. " "Why don't you trust us?" Baidu asked the boss, 'How can we not give money for meals? ""To tell you the truth, you 'All-General' have been wanted by our catering industry, and all three of you have been included in the list of people who don't pay for meals in the city that all employees in the catering industry must beware of.I don't know if the three of you used to pay for meals. I only know that the manager of 'Baoweitang' was forced to jump off the building by you. " "Let's go, don't eat at his place." Sun Guoren stood up angrily. , let's give him the money first." Baidu took out the money from his purse and handed it to the boss, "What's the matter? Sooner or later, these food bosses will regret not helping us in times of crisis." "I'm really sorry." The boss ordered some money , stuffed it into his arms with satisfaction, "I have no other choice, I'm still young, and I don't believe that I was ruined by someone so vaguely, what do you three want to eat?" If there is anything that gets into the water and gets angry, stop it everywhere and show it up." Yuan Bao ate and drank recklessly, filling one mouthful without chewing the crown, his cheeks were bulging like ping pong balls stuffed, and he was staring at the plate with blank eyes while eating. "Baidu and Sun Guoren looked at Yuanbao distressedly. The table was full of dishes and Yuanbao was almost eaten up." The child was starving. " "Wait a minute, those are not chicken feet, those are your own fingers." Yuan Bao quickly ate up all the dishes, still looking hungry and thirsty! "Boss, have another serving as it is." Bai Du called. Another table of food was served, and it was cleaned up in the blink of an eye. Yuan Bao was still insatiable and greedy: "I still want to eat:" "No more, we have been eaten by you to the last penny." "Not full." "What can I do? Talk to the boss and get a table on credit." "It must be for us to beat him up again. Is there any way to make people full without eating?" "Some bad people can make people full just by looking at them." "Think about it, the motherland's cultural heritage is so rich." "...Thinking about it, isn't there a 'Bigu' skill in qigong?" Yuan Bao held the flame wire in one hand and the ground wire in the other, and when the qigong master closed the switch, Yuan Bao's whole body became transparent immediately, shaking violently, with flowers in his hands, and screamed loudly: "Ah-ah-one!" The qigong master opened the gate and asked, "Are you still hungry?" "No, no more." Yuan Bao replied feebly. "This 'Bigu' kung fu is really good," Sun Guoren looked on in amazement. "It's 'Bigu' Gong." The qigong master said with a smile, "It's just charging and increasing some energy. 'Bigu' Gong is not something ordinary people can practice, it's a fairyland. Ordinary people just go through electricity and beat chicken blood. , save a meal and a half of food." "Never mind the long-term use?" "Never mind the long-term use, just a temporary need." "That is to say, he still has to be hungry at night? He has to eat too much"? If he wants to continue to eat, he will be charged again, three times a day, 220 volts each time.After a long time, the amount of current will be increased to prevent his appetite from growing. " "I won't cry anymore." Yuan Bao cried: "Don't shock me, I will never cry hungry again." Baidu held a thick needle tube with red viscous liquid to push out the air in the needle tube, and pointed at Yuan Bao come.Holding a cotton swab dipped in iodine in his hand, he asked Yuan Bao to roll up his sleeves, and persuaded him: "Be obedient, inject this injection of chicken blood, and you will be strong after the injection." Baidu smeared iodine on the vein at Yuanbao's elbow fossa, threw away the cotton swab, and fanned it with his hands—a needle pierced it! "Be obedient, drink this bowl of boy's urine, you'll feel refreshed after drinking it. It's not poisonous, are we going to harm you—it's all for your own good. How about it? It's very pleasant, right?" "Extremely fast." Yuan Bao said while lying on a pole and closing his eyes.
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