Chapter 12 A man's ambition, a woman's phone porridge

A man's ambition, to put it mildly, is called "Lingyun Zhuangzhi", to put it bluntly, it is called "ambition", both good and bad are "ambition", because this is the patent of men. Women, on average, in general, lack ambition, like lacking androgens.In this regard, there is no distinction between good and bad, and all bad words are called "female volts" and "mother-in-law and mother-in-law". I know the difference between male and female hearts very clearly: if you call any house, if a man answers the call, it is a talk of ambition; , as effective as sleeping pills.So before I go to bed every night, I like to listen to my girlfriend chatting.

The talk of men's ambitions is so frightening that one can't sleep, and one is really worried about them: the few men whose ambitions are not thwarted speak, and the whole world flows with possibility.The world is his world, there is no roof to cover him, he can fly or float in the sky, swim or dream in the sea.The rest of the men were endlessly pouring bitterness about their frustrated ambitions and saying cynical and acid words.If it is not his world for the time being, someone must be conspiring to prevent the god of fate from seeing the future of the world on him. These men also don't think about it. In this world, ambition is hundreds of thousands of times more than opportunity.How many people's ambitions can be fulfilled by fate?Everyone should be the protagonist, who should be the supporting role, and who should be the audience?Everyone in the audience ran to the stage. The stage is too small, and this play cannot be performed.

The only difference is: a man who understands affairs shrinks his ambitions and relaxes, which is called Taoism; or a man who pursues spiritual excellence first and comes back after reincarnation in the next life is called Buddhism; a man who does not bow to fate is full of injustice all day long Qi, still full of economics to point the country, known as Confucianism.The three schools speak from different perspectives, and their starting points are actually not much different. They still have to compete with the world. There is another kind of man whose ambitions have not been fulfilled, who specifically brag about how amazing he is to conquer women.If he has had several girlfriends, it will be said that he has dozens of girlfriends, which shows his great ambition and is particularly attractive.There is a man B who particularly disgusts me, who talks about the glorious history of letting women commit suicide.He is 1.82 meters tall, has charming eyes, and can play the violin. He said that a violin is a woman, and there is no woman who does not revolve around him, just like a violin around his neck.I met him at a party, he was smoking a cigarette, and he immediately guessed the smell of perfume on my body.He said that his knowledge of perfume comes from women.He said that once he bought gifts for two women and bought two bottles of perfume at the same time in the best store in Beijing, both were Chanel No19.

I asked him why he bought the same gift? He said it was because he was close to the two girlfriends during that time, and in order not to let them know each other.Later, he bought two bottles of Poison (poison) brand-name perfume for the two women. Why?I asked. Because he decided to leave both of them at the same time.No one will be able to chase him back, because he will never turn back to a woman.It might as well suggest that the two of them might as well just commit suicide. B's words made me shudder.It's not that I'm afraid of him, and it's not that I believe that so many women commit suicide for him—few women are so stupid—but I'm surprised that there are such low-intelligence megalomaniacs among men!Still a worrying sleepless character!

I quickly interrupted the conversation with him and turned to a corner with few people. Another girlfriend also turned over with a drink. She overheard the whole conversation between B and me.She shook her head and said that this person will never grow up and has no knowledge: "I taught him about perfume, and I told him that my favorite is Chanel No5. Why can't this man remember, the details of the story must be accurate. " Now it's my turn to turn around and look at this woman: isn't it?Men are in charge of the big things that kill people, and women are in charge of the specific details of their death.

So I look forward to the woman picking up the phone, and I can enjoy hearing that her cactus has bloomed three red, white and purple flowers, which is very auspicious; Not polluted, definitely send me a puppy; or the child is not yet ten years old, and he is almost finished writing a novel, from gay to straight, talking about male ambition and talent, it seems to be a Thors Thai.That's great - the phone call can end here, the little man is dangerous, and I'm sleepy enough. Indeed, women are petty, short-sighted, and timid.Because of this, women live in the concrete and vivid present.A man without a woman pressing down with the trivialities of life is like a balloon without a hand pulling it straight up into the sky, until it reaches a high altitude where the air pressure is very low, where it expands, expands to the maximum, and then bursts into pieces.

Why did Confucius complain that "only women and villains are difficult to raise"?Because Confucius led a large group of ambitious young people, traveled around the world to grab officials, served as high officials in this country or another country, and got involved in political disputes.If there were no women and villains to pull him home, he would not be able to spend the rest of his life locked in a thatched hut without speaking, becoming the number one complainer in history, and his head was beheaded by a political opponent in a certain country, and history would have lost a lot of self. Think smart words.That's why I said above that the source of Confucianism comes from a subdued ambition.

Then again, there are women who are neither male nor female with androgen excess, and of course there are ambitious women.The so-called heroine, I think it is a kind of person with the most tragic fate - simply a balloon that no one can pull back. The first person handed down in China is called Hua Mulan, and now there are Hollywood movies as evidence.This person has fought in countless battles, but he has never been injured, not to mention that he has never taken off his armor and clothes to take a bath in eighteen years, especially when he can completely hide every time he urinates, and he simply does not urinate all day in the desert area, which is really history. first wonder.This kind of hero, I hope women don't do it.

The first person handed down from abroad is called Joan of Arc.When the French army was completely defeated and retreated to a corner, this man raised his arms and cheered up the whole army.Of course, the ending was tragic: betrayed by the jealous generals of the French army, burned at the stake, and charged with being a "witch".I think she is also a witch, otherwise how can the whole army obey orders? Contemporary ambitious women, too many to list, most of them are absurd words and deeds, which can be compared with rebellious men.For example, a rich girl claimed to the press that the clothes she wore were "leading the new trends in the world", otherwise she would rather not wear them.That's more jaw-dropping than claiming she's the newly elected female pope of Catholicism.

For example, a talented woman claimed to be the "Queen of Genes" because she understood the English materials that were originally made public abroad; A new record in the century-old school history.The ambitions of these people are so masculine that the details that women pay special attention to really don't ask. Iron-blooded Prime Minister Bismarck, if a Empress Dowager Cixi is in power, what can he do if he uses military expenses to build a garden?Therefore, it is the worst thing to add ambition to eweve. Feminism, previously translated as "feminism", is now translated as "feminism", I agree with it with both hands.It's not that women should give up their "power" to men, but that feminism has become a doctrine, which is as dangerous as patriarchy.

Please think about it, everyone in the whole human race is ambitious, can't this day survive?Do I still cook the porridge on the phone before going to bed every day?