Chapter 10 Chapter Five (2)

Four "One Foot Hero" Dr. Liquor, sit down, let's have a heart-to-heart talk.He squatted on the leather chair that could carry him around, and said to me kindly and slickly.The expression on his face and the tone of his speech are like the clouds in the sky, bright and strange, changing in many ways.He is like a goblin, like a high-level evil hero described in martial arts novels, which makes me daunting.I sat nervously on the luxurious sofa opposite him.He mockingly said, you kid, when did you become brothers with that brat Mo Yan?I murmured like a swiftlet mother feeding her chicks, and said: He is my teacher, and I am a literary acquaintance with him. It is a pity that we have not met so far.He grinned wickedly for a while, and said, "The kid surnamed Mo is actually not Mo, his real surname is Guan, and he boasted that he was the seventy-eighth generation grandson of Guan Zhong, but in fact he was nothing.What kind of writer he has become now, he is arrogant and thinks he is great, but in fact, I know all about his old background.I asked in surprise: How can you know my teacher's background?He said that if you want to be unknown to others, you must do nothing yourself.That kid was not a good thing since he was a child.When he was six years old, he lit a fire and burned down the warehouse in the production team.When I was nine years old, I fell in love with a female teacher surnamed Meng, and I stalked her ass all day long, which was very annoying.When I was eleven years old, I went to steal tomatoes and was caught and beaten.At the age of thirteen, he was caught stealing radishes and pleading guilty to Chairman Mao's statue in front of more than two hundred migrant workers. It's all swollen--you are not allowed to insult my respected teacher--I protest loudly--insult?This is what he himself wrote in the article!He smiled treacherously and said, it would be perfectly appropriate for this villain to be my biography. Only an evil genius like him can understand an evil hero like me.If you write a letter to urge him to come to the country of wine quickly, I will not treat him badly.He patted his chest and said.After he finished speaking, he patted his chest, exerting strength in his body, causing the extremely high-end leather chair to spin like a windmill.I quickly saw his face and quickly the back of his head.The face, the back of the head, the face, the back of the head, the face is full of treachery, the back of the head is round and round like a gourd, full of wisdom.In the whirl he rose.

I said, Mr. Yichi, I have written a letter to Mr. Mo, but he has not replied yet. I am afraid that he may not be willing to write a biography for you. He smiled coldly and said: Don't worry, he will be willing.This kid first loves women, second is addicted to tobacco and alcohol, third is short of money, and fourth likes to collect ghosts and ghosts and anecdotes to decorate his novels, he will come.I am afraid that there is no second person in the world who can understand him like I do. He lowered himself while spinning around again, and said meanly: Doctor Liquor, what kind of doctor are you?Do you know what wine is?Wine is a liquid.fart!Wine is the blood of Jesus.fart!Wine is high spirits.fart!Wine is the mother of dreams, and dreams are the daughters of wine.This is still a little off, he gritted his teeth and said, wine is the lubricant of the state machine, without it, the machine cannot function properly!understand?I can tell from your bumpy face that you don't understand.Are you planning to write my biography with that little bastard Mo Yan?Okay, I will fulfill you, I will cooperate with you.In fact, master biographers never interview anything. Ninety percent of the things they interview are fake.

Let me tell you, boy, please also tell that boy Mo Yan that Yu Yichi is eighty-five years old this year, isn't he old?At the time when I wandered the rivers and lakes to beg for a living, you two little beasts didn't know where I was!You may be in corn stalks, cabbage stalks, turnip pickles, cucumber stalks, and so on.You said that kid Mo Yan is writing?It is simply arrogant, ignorant of the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth.How much did he drink before he dared to write?I drank more wine than he drank water!Do you know who is the fish-scale boy who gallops his donkey on this donkey street every moonlit night?That's me, that's me!Don't ask me where I come from, my hometown is in that sunny place.What, you don't look like me?Do you doubt that I have the wonderful skill of flying over walls?Alright, let me show my hand and let you open your eyes.

Dear Mr. Mo, what happened next was jaw-dropping: the eyes of this amazing little dwarf suddenly shone brightly, like two sword lights.I watched him shrink back on the leather swivel chair, and a erratic black shadow flew up lightly.The leather swivel chair spun round and round, and with a snap, it reached the end of the screw rod.Our friend, the hero of this article, is already stuck to the ceiling.His limbs and even his whole body seemed to have suction cups.Like a gigantic, disgusting gecko, he crawled with ease and joy on the ceiling.His buzzing voice came from above: Boy, do you see it?It's nothing special.My master can stick it on the ceiling for a day and a night, and it doesn't move.After all, he fell from the ceiling lightly, like a black fallen leaf.

Now, he squatted on the chair and asked me proudly: How is it?Trust me, right? His wall-mounting stunt made me sweat all over, and I was in a trance like in a dream. I didn't expect that the heroic boy riding a donkey was actually this little dwarf.My heart was full of bumps, my idol was broken, and my belly was full of disappointment.Teacher, if you still remember my description of the fish-scale boy in "Donkey Street": the bright moonlight, the black magical little donkey, the sound of tiles, the heroic figure of the boy with a willow-leaf knife in his mouth...you are the same will be disappointed.

He said: You don't believe, and you don't want that boy with fish scales to be me - I can see it - but this is an objective existence.If you want to ask me where I learned this kung fu, I can't tell you.In fact, as long as a person regards his own life as lighter than a feather, there is nothing he cannot learn. He lights a cigarette, but doesn't actually smoke it.He blew out the smoke in circles, and then blew out a stick of smoke to pass through the circles of smoke.The column of smoke is surrounded by smoke rings and lingers in the air for a long time.His hands and feet would not rest for a minute, like a little male monkey squatting on a monkey mountain.He spun around and said: Boy, let me tell you and Mo Yan a story about wine.

He said: Once upon a time, there was a hotel on our Donkey Street, and they hired a dry, skinny young man about twelve years old.The boy had a big head on his slender neck, and his two big eyes were so dark that he couldn't see the bottom at a glance.The young man was very diligent, fetching water, sweeping the floor, wiping the table, everything was done well, and the shopkeeper was very satisfied.But then a strange thing happened: since the young man entered the store, the wine in the wine tank could not be sold.Several big guys and shopkeepers were puzzled.One day, more than a dozen baskets of wine were brought from the store, filling several large tanks to the brim.At night, the shopkeeper waited in ambush by the wine tank to watch.The first half of the night passed and everything was normal.In the middle of the night, the shopkeeper was tired and tired, and when he was about to go to sleep, he heard a slight sound, like a cat walking.The shopkeeper pricked up his ears and cheered up, ready to see what happened.A dark shadow came over.The shopkeeper stayed in the dark for a long time, and his eyes got used to it, so the black shadow he saw was the boy in the shop.His two eyes are faint green, like a cat's eyes.The little boy lifted the lid of the wine jar, gasped excitedly, then stuck his mouth into the jar and sucked it up.The glistening wine in the vat could be seen falling down.The shopkeeper was secretly surprised, so he kept his breath and didn't disturb him.The boy drank all the wine in several large vats, and tiptoed away.The shopkeeper understood in his heart, went back to rest without saying a word.In the early morning of the next day, the shopkeeper saw that a foot of wine had gone down in those big vats.Such a large number is rare in the world.The shopkeeper is a well-educated person, and he knows that this young man has a treasure in his belly, which is called "Jiu'e".If you can get one to put in the wine vat, the wine in this vat will never be dry, and the quality of the wine will be greatly improved.The shopkeeper ordered the boy to be tied up and placed by the wine tank. He was not given food or water, but he was kept stirring the wine in the wine tank, which made the wine fragrant and greedy. The boy was crying and howling, rolling all over the place.It went on like this for seven days.The shopkeeper let someone loosen his tie.He threw himself to the wine vat, lowered his head and opened his mouth to drink heavily, only to hear a "plop", and a thing in the shape of a small toad with a red back, a yellow belly, fell into the wine vat.

Do you know who that little guy is?Yu Yichi asked me gloomyly.I looked at the painful expression on his face and asked hesitantly: That boy, is it you? Who the fuck isn't I?it is me!If it wasn't for the shopkeeper who stole the treasure in my belly, I might become a Jiuxian in my life. You are doing well now too.I comforted him, you are rich and powerful, eat what you need to eat, drink what you need to drink, and play what you need to play, and gods are not as happy as you. fart!After he stole my treasure, my drinking capacity would be over, otherwise, it wouldn't be the turn of the kid Diamond Diamond to be domineering.

Vice Minister Jin probably also has Jiu'e in his stomach. I said, he is also the master who never gets drunk. Shit, how can he have Jiu'e?He had a bunch of wine worms in his stomach.A wine moth in the stomach can become a wine fairy; a wine roundworm in the stomach can at most be a drunkard. Wouldn't it be fine for you to swallow that Jiu'e again? You don't know, hey, the wine moth was thirsty in my stomach, and when it entered the wine tank, it choked to death.As he spoke, his eye circles were red. Brother Yichi, tell me who that person is, I'll go and smash his hotel!

Yu Yichi burst out laughing, and he stopped laughing and said: Mumu boy, do you really believe it?This is all made up by me to lie to you.Where in the world is there any "wine moth"?This is a story I heard from the shopkeeper when I was a waiter in the hotel.People who run hotels hope that the wine in the wine tank will never run out. This is a dream.I worked as a boy in a hotel for a few years, but because I was too short to do heavy work, the shopkeeper thought I had a big appetite and my eyeballs were too dark, so he kicked me out.Later, I wandered around, sometimes begging for stuttering, and sometimes helping people with small jobs to earn stuttering.

You have endured hardships and hardships, and you have become a master today. Butt, fart... After he spat out a bunch of "farts", he said viciously: Your words are all clichés, you can fool the common people, but you can't fool me.There are tens of thousands of people who suffer hardships in the world, but those who can eventually become masters are as rare as a feather.It depends on luck, look at the bones, if you have the bones of a beggar, you can only be a beggar for a lifetime.Forget it, I won’t tell you this, it’s like playing the piano to you, you are too young to understand.You know nothing but the superficial knowledge of winemaking.Just like Mo Yan, he doesn't understand anything except the superficial aspects of novels.You two, master and apprentice, are a pair of bastards who don't understand anything.I ask you two to be my biographers, and it's important that you both have a lot of bad ideas.Boy, listen carefully, and the ancestors will tell you another story. He said: Once upon a time, there was a little boy who had read a lot of poetry and books. He watched the performance of two acrobats on the street.Among the acrobats, there was a handsome eldest daughter who was about twenty years old.The other was an old man who was deaf and dumb, apparently the girl's father.All the shows were performed by the girl alone, and the deaf-mute old man squatted aside blankly, looking at the props and other things.In fact, it doesn't matter whether you look at it or not, the old man is purely superfluous.But without the old man, the whole juggling team would be incomplete immediately, so the old man is indispensable, he is the foil of the beautiful girl. She first played some tricks such as changing eggs, turning pigeons, big and small moves, and so on.The number of spectators gradually increased, forming an airtight circle.She shook her spirits and said, "Everyone, the judges, the parents of the slave family, let's perform peach planting."Before planting peaches, let us learn the quotations together: Our literature and art serve the workers, peasants and soldiers.She picked up a peach pit from the ground, buried it in the Faust, sprayed it with water, and said: Come out!Sure enough, bright red peach tree buds came out of the Faust. Seeing them grow, they became trees in a short while.Then it blooms and bears fruit.The peaches are ripe, each one is blue and white, with red mouths.The girl picked peaches and distributed them to everyone, but no one dared to eat them.Only the little boy took the peach and ate it in small bites.Asked how it tasted, he said it was great.The girl invited everyone to eat peaches again, but everyone stared at each other, but still did not dare to eat.The girl sighed and waved her hand, the peach trees and peaches were gone, only a piece of floating soil. Playing games, the girl and the old man cleared up the stalls and left, and the little boy looked at her reluctantly.She smiled knowingly, her lips were red and her teeth were white, her face was like a peach blossom, and she looked so soul-stirring.She said: Little brother, only you dare to eat my peaches, which shows that our fate is not shallow.How about this, I will leave an address for you, whenever you miss me, just follow this address to find me. The girl took out a ballpoint pen, found a square of white paper, brushed it, wrote a few lines, and handed it to the little boy.The little boy kept the piece of paper as if he had found a treasure.The girl and the old man set off, and the little boy followed obsessively.I don't know how many miles I sent, the girl stopped and said: Brother, go back, we will meet later.The boy held back two tears, which flowed out in a rush.The girl took out a red silk handkerchief and wiped away the boy's tears.Suddenly she said: Little brother, your parents are looking for you! When the little boy turned his head, he saw his father and mother stumbling after him, waving their hands and opening their mouths, as if calling, but the little boy couldn't hear anything.Turning around, the girl and the deaf old man had disappeared without a trace.Looking back, parents have disappeared without a trace.He threw himself on the ground and began to cry for a long time. After crying for a long time, he was tired and sat on the ground in a daze.After being dazed enough, he lay on his back on the ground again, looking at the sea-blue sky above his head, and the lazy white clouds. After returning home, the boy fell into lovesickness, did not eat, did not speak, only drank a glass of water every day, and gradually lost his shape, leaving only a yellow skin wrapped around a pair of bones.He couldn't see anything with his eyes open, but when he closed his eyes, he felt the beautiful girl standing beside him, exhaling musk and expressing affection, and he yelled: "My dear sister, I miss you so much!"He moved his body and rushed forward, but when he opened his eyes, it was empty.The boy saw that it was useless.Parents were very anxious and invited uncle to find a way.Uncle is a well-learned man with sharp eyes, a strong chest, great foresight and decisiveness in dealing with things.One look at the boy's appearance, and he knew the root cause of his illness.The uncle sighed, and said: sister, brother-in-law, nephew's disease, medicine and stones can't be effective, if this continues, a life is lost in vain, it is better to "treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor", let him go out, find it, maybe success A good relationship, but he couldn't find it, also made him die of this heart.Parents shed some tears and had no choice but to follow my uncle's suggestion. The three came to the boy's bed together.The uncle said: "Son, I have agreed with your parents to let you find that woman." The boy jumped up from the bed and kowtowed to his uncle.Perhaps because of excitement, a rosy glow appeared on that yellow sallow face. Parents said: "Son, you are too careful, we underestimated you. Now, we accept your uncle's suggestion, let you go to that charming female fairy, let the old servant Wang Bao accompany you, and find a more beautiful woman." Well, if you can't find it, turn around early, so as to save your parents from worrying about it. Father and mother will find you a handsome girl from a rich family at home. In this world, it is hard to find two-legged toads, and women with two legs are everywhere. , you don't have to hang yourself from a tree." The boy resolutely opposed the suggestion of his parents, saying that the Nine Heavens Fairy was not needed, only the girl who could perform magic tricks. The boy's father enlightened his son based on his own experience: son, you are fascinated by that female fairy.In fact, the meat of a bun does not lie on the folds, and the good or bad of a woman does not lie on the face. It makes the same difference when you close your eyes, whether you are handsome or ugly. The boy is naturally obsessed with obsession, this love word is so easy to come by!How do parents get around?He had no choice but to feed the donkey and prepare enough rations for half a month. He told the old servant Wang Bao thousands of times, and then, weeping, dragging and dragging, he sent the boy out of the village and on the road. The boy was riding on the donkey, swaying like a cloud and riding a mist, thinking that he would meet the girl soon, he got so smug, and danced on the donkey's back. Others saw that the boy was crazy. After walking for an unknown number of days, the dry food he brought had already been eaten up, and all the money he had on his body was spent, no one knew where the Xinghua Cave on Xifeng Mountain was.How can he listen to the old servant's persuasion?Insist on going west.Wang Bao sneaked away and returned home begging for food.The donkey also died.The boy was walking alone, sitting on a big rock and crying, but his heart for the girl did not weaken in the slightest.Suddenly there was a loud noise, the stone fell, and the boy fell down. When he opened his eyes, he was already in the gentle embrace of the girl.He passed out happily... This boy is me!Yu Yichi smiled cunningly and said, I have been in a juggling troupe, and I have practiced swallowing swords, walking ropes, and breathing fire... The lives of jugglers are very particular, magical and romantic, and as a biography for me, this section applies a strong Pen heavy color smudge. Mr. Mo, this Yu Yichi is a geek with a rich imagination. The story he told just now is always familiar to me, as if I have seen it in books such as "Liao Zhai" and "Sou Shen".Not long ago, I read "Records of Strange Events in the Wine Country" and found the following text, transcribed for your reference: In the early years of the Republic of China, an acrobat, female, came to Jiuxiang Village, with a beautiful appearance, like a fairy in the moon palace.The villagers watched.Among them is a young man from the Yu family, whose name is Yichi and small characters Bagou'er.This son was obtained by Yu's couple, a big family in the village, when they were forty years old, and they regarded it as the jewel in their palm.At that time, this son was thirteen years old, talented and intelligent, and as beautiful as a crown of jade.Seeing the woman smiling at me, I feel my heart fluttering.The girl began to play calling the wind and calling the rain, and then played the role of blowing clouds and fog, and the audience applauded.Then he took out a small bottle with full fingers, held it up and showed it to the public, saying: "This bottle is the fairy cave, who dares to accompany me into the bottle for a tour?"Everyone looked around, their eyes intertwined, they all thought that the wolf's body was full of fingers, how could the two of them advance hand in hand?It is to confuse the public with gossip.Yichi was fascinated by the beauty of the woman, so she jumped out and said: "A certain person is willing to enter the bottle with Qing."The viewers all laughed at him.The woman said: "Your bones are clear and strange, and your body has a strange fragrance. It stands out from the crowd of ordinary people. If you enter the vase with you, it can be said that there is a predestined relationship for three lives."The woman held up her finger in the shape of an orchid, wisps of light smoke surged vigorously from her fingertips, and the viewers were like shadows of the moon, broken and swaying, difficult to shape.Yichi felt her wrist was grasped by a woman, her fingers were like cotton, her skin was like silk, soft as if she had no bones.The female Fuer said: "Follow me, I will speak swallows, and the mouth will be fragrant and musk."The female general threw the bottle in the sky, but saw the rays of light, the auspicious energy, the mouth of the bottle rotated and expanded, and it was more than ten feet high in an instant, just like the door of a moon.One foot follows the female Shanshan.The path is lined with flowers, shaded by green poplars, and rare birds and animals play in it.Yu was drunk and infatuated, with a blazing spring heart, he grabbed the female hand instead and pulled it into his arms, wanting to walk in the joy of flying.The woman sneered and said, "Aren't you afraid of the village elder's ridicule?"Raise your hand and point, and you can see everyone raising their necks outside the bottle to visit.Yu was horrified in his heart, and at the middle point, he suddenly became sluggish.In the end, I was reluctant to give up, anxious and embarrassed, and it was difficult to speak.The woman said: "Your love is deep, and my concubine's heart is moved. If you don't think that my concubine's background is humble and ugly, please meet me at Xinghua Cave in Xifeng Mountain on this day next year. At that time, my concubine will sweep the couch and wait for your husband."Yu Xinchao rolled over, tongue wall and lip wall.As soon as the woman raised her hand, seeing the beautiful sun and clear sky again, she pointed to the small bottle and placed it in her palm.Yu still smelled that the skirt of the clothes was stained with a strange flower fragrance. At the beginning, when the woman grabs the rest of the wrist, the viewer can see that her body shrinks gradually, and the woman's body also shrinks, like two gnats flying into the bottle.The bottle floats in mid-air, spinning round and round, like a treasure.The viewers are all amazed. The woman took a gourd seed and buried it in the floating soil, spit on the incense, and said: Come out!That is to say, buds sprout into tendrils, and the leaves and leaves overlap each other, which can reach several feet in an instant.The branches and tendrils are still rising, twisting and bending, like green smoke.The woman carried the bag on her shoulders and walked up on the leaves. When she reached the height of Zhang Zhang, she said to Yu Wan'er: "Your Majesty, don't let go of your promise."After speaking, he flew up, the green leaves turned, and disappeared in an instant.A gourd vine, withered in the dust.After a long time, everyone dispersed without saying a word. Yu Gui, a woman with a beautiful face and beautiful appearance, has no food or drink, stays stiff in bed day and night, utters delirium, sees ghosts and ghosts.The parents were terrified and sought medical treatment in many ways, but the disease was like a mountain, and the medicine was like a light cloud.Parents were in tears, helpless.Suddenly I heard the ding-dong of the horse bell outside the door, and said, "Uncle is here!"At the end of the speech, a majestic man pushed the door open and entered.Clasping fists and bowing, he said: Brother-in-law and sister, stay safe!The mother saw him with a tall nose and wide mouth, yellow beard and blue eyes, which was very different from the people of her country, so she was terrified and unable to speak.The man strode up to Yu's couch and said: "My nephew is suffering from deep lovesickness, how can medicine and stones be effective?"The two foolish old men wanted to ruin my nephew's life!I have been sick for a long time, closed my eyes and held my breath, and looked like a dead person, unable to respond to people's calls for a long time.The guest leaned over and stretched his neck, observed his words and expressions, and sighed: "It's fresh and tender, but my nephew doesn't like it if it's so emaciated."Then he took out three red pills and put them in Yu's mouth.In a short time, the rest of the face was flushed red, and the breath was heavy.The guest clapped his hands three times, and shouted: "Fool, last year's appointment is coming soon. My nephew has been looking forward to it for a long time. Don't you think about going to the appointment?"Yu opened his eyes, shining brightly, jumped up from the couch, raised his forehead with his hand, and said: If it wasn't for Uncle's helping hand, I would have missed my sister's important business.The guest said: Go fast, go fast.After finishing speaking, he went out with his head held high.Regardless of the dirty clothes and disheveled hair, Yu chased away the guests.The parents cried and cried, but they ignored it after all. The Kelema stood by the side of the road, waiting for Yu to arrive, with his ape arms lightly stretched, he carried Yu onto the horse like a chick.Then the whip was raised, and the horse neighed and went like a gust of wind.Yu sat on the horse, grasping the horse's mane tightly with both hands, but heard the wind in his ears.Suddenly I heard the guest say: "My nephew opened his eyes."Yu opened his eyes and saw that he was in the desolate Gobi, looking around with luxuriant grass, dense rocks, and no one inhabited.The guest didn't say a word, he slapped his horse and hurried away, like yellow smoke, disappearing in an instant. Yu sat alone and wept. Suddenly, he felt a stone sinking under his body, there was thunder in his ears, and there were golden lights in front of his eyes. He was terrified and fainted.Suddenly, I felt a slender hand caressing my cheek, and the fragrance wafted into my nostrils. When I opened my eyes, I saw the girl, overjoyed, and weeping.The woman said: "I have been waiting for you for a long time." (500 words are deleted here) Walk hand in hand and see many strange trees and flowers in the garden.There is a big tree with leaves like palm-leaf fans, and countless seeds between the branches and leaves, all of which are in the shape of a boy.At lunch, there was a golden baby boy on the plate, so lifelike, he was so horrified that he didn't dare to eat chopsticks.The woman said: "Mr. Lang, a five-foot man, why is he so weak?"The woman held up her chopsticks and struck the boy's chicken head violently, and it shattered.The girl ate it with a child's arm, biting like a tiger or wolf.Yu was startled.The woman sneered and said: "This child is not a child, the fruit of the child's shape, the husband is acting coyly, and the concubine does not like it."Yu Mian followed it, took one ear with food, it melted in the mouth, it was extremely sweet.So she ate boldly, gobbling it voraciously, the woman covered her mouth and smiled, saying: "I don't know the taste as timid as a sheep, but I know the taste as fierce as a wolf!"Yu Jishi disregarded his reply, his cheeks were covered with grease, his appearance was very funny.The woman entered another jar of blue wine, which was extremely fragrant and mellow.The woman said that this wine is made from all kinds of fruits collected by apes in the mountains, and it is hard to find in the world... Teacher Mo, I think you have seen enough, and I have copied enough.It should be drawn to your attention: In this nondescript article, the eating of baby boys and the drinking of ape wine are mentioned. These two events are now important events in the city of Liquorland, or they are the two keys to unraveling the mystery of Liquorland. key. The author of "The Record of Miracles in the Wine Country" is unknown, and I have never heard of this book before.This book has been circulated among the people in the form of manuscripts in recent years. It is said that the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Party Committee has issued a document and confiscated it.Therefore, I guess that the author of this book is a modern person, alive and well, in Liquor Country.The protagonist in the article is also called Yu Yichi!Therefore, I suspect that he is the author of "Wonderful Events in the Wine Country". Mr. Yu, you have completely confused me.You have been a boy in the hotel for a while, you have been a shady young man for a while, you are a clown in a sideshow troupe for a while, and now you are a majestic hotel manager-true and false, with many changes, how do you write your biography? He laughed loudly.No one could imagine such a loud, crisp laugh coming from his dwarf chicken breast.He tapped the buttons on the telephone, making the tiny computer inside it dizzy; he threw a fine porcelain teacup made in Jingdezhen high to the ceiling, letting the cup and the tea get the acceleration of gravity and fall onto the rich woolen carpet.He took out a stack of color photos from the drawer and raised them up. The photos fluttered like a group of colorful butterflies.Do you know these women?he asked me proudly.I picked up the photos and read them greedily, with a fake shyness on my face.All the beauties, naked, and faces all seemed familiar.He said: There is a name on the reverse side.On the back of the photo, there are written their work units, ages, names, and the time when they had sex with him.All from our Liquorland city.His rhetoric has almost come true. How about it, Dr. Jiu, an ugly, little dwarf, who can do such a feat, should he have a monument?Let the boy surnamed Mo come quickly, I may commit suicide if it is too late. I, Yu Yichi, my age is unknown and my height is seventy-five centimeters.When he was young, he was poor and lived in the rivers and lakes.Middle-aged developed.Chairman of the City Self-employed Association.Provincial model worker.General Manager of Yichi Hotel.Had sexual relations with 89 beauties in Liquorland City.He has a mental state unimaginable by ordinary people, and has abilities beyond ordinary people.There is also an extremely rich legendary experience.My biography is the first strange book in the world.You tell that kid Mo Yan to make up his mind quickly, whether to write or not to write, what a fart!