Chapter 50 Chapter 49

Apart from a slightly smaller head, Parrot Han's wife, Geng Lianlian, is actually quite a beautiful woman.Her figure is especially beautiful.Slender legs, plump but not bloated buttocks, soft as a spring waist, thin shoulders, well-developed chest, straight neck--she is impeccable from the bottom of her head, and it all comes from her Inherited from the water snake mother.When thinking of her mother, Shangguan Jintong recalled that unforgettable night at the windy mill during the Civil War.Geng Lianlian's mother's head, which was as small as a flat shovel head, swayed wildly in the dripping rain and in the misty morning light. It was indeed three parts human and seven parts snakelike.

After Shangguan Jintong was fired by the only breasted Laojin, he wandered the streets and alleys of the increasingly prosperous Dalan City.He felt ashamed to see his mother.He remitted the comfort money given by Old Jin to his mother through the post office, although the time spent queuing up for remittance was almost the same as running to the house in front of the tower. He was puzzled by his behavior, but he still insisted on sending the money to his mother in this way.When he wandered to Shaliangzi District, he found two steles erected on Shaliangzi by the Municipal Bureau of Culture.One is to commemorate the seventy-seven victims who were buried alive by the Home Return Mission, and the other is to commemorate Shangguandou and Sima Daya who fought bravely against the German colonists and died gloriously.The inscription on the inscription was so ancient and difficult to understand that it made him dizzy.A group of young men and women who looked like college students first chatted around the monument, and then clustered around the monument to take pictures.Holding the camera in hand, it is a girl who is wearing a pair of gray-blue trousers that tightly hug her buttocks and thighs, and the trouser legs that are opened like trumpet flowers are covered with white sand.At the knee of the trousers, a hole with jagged edges was torn like a bite by a mad dog.She was wearing a large golden turtleneck sweater, which was so fat that it had no hem, and the underarms were like the neck of a scalper.The breasts are still solid, unfermented dead noodles, which can smash a dog's head when taken off.There is also a Mao Zedong commemorative medal weighing half a catty hanging on his chest.Outside the golden sweater, a photography vest made of pockets of various sizes was casually worn.She pouted her ass like a pony pooping. "OK!" she said, "Don't move, don't move!" Then, she held the camera and walked around looking for someone.She saw Shangguan Jintong who was looking straight at her. At that time, he was still wearing the outfit that Lao Jin bought for him.The girl grunted a sentence in gnarled foreign language.He couldn't understand, but he quickly realized that the girl took him for a foreigner.He said: "Girl, speak Chinese, I understand!" The girl was taken aback, as if surprised by his Chinese with a strong local color.It is really not easy for a foreigner to come to China from thousands of miles away and be able to speak the local dialect of Northeast Gaomi!He thought on behalf of the girl, and even sighed to himself, it would be great if there was a foreigner who could speak the local dialect of Northeast Gaomi!there wow!Babbitt, the sixth son-in-law of the Shangguan family, is one.Also, that Reverend Maloya who is a step up from Babbitt.The girl smiled and said: "Sir, can you press the shutter for me?" Shangguan Jintong was so impressed by the young and lively girl in front of him that he forgot his embarrassing situation. He imitated the foreigners on TV, shrugged his shoulders, With a grimace, all this was done naturally and smoothly.He took the camera, and the girl pointed to the buttons on the machine.He kept saying OK, and said a few words in Russian.This move was also very clever, the girl stared at him with interest, turned and ran to the monument, clinging to her accomplice's shoulder.In the picture frame, he cut off all the girl's accomplices with a knife and an axe. He left only the girl in the camera, and he ignored everything else, and then he pressed the shutter, click!

0K!A few minutes later, he was standing alone by the monument, watching the backs of those young people.There was a youthful scent in the air, and he twitched his nose greedily, his mouth was bitter, as if he had bitten a green persimmon, his tongue was not working well, and his stomach was full of grievances.The scene of the group of young people kissing in the woods made him unhappy. Each opened his mouth and chewed dead cats and dogs every day. Is it dirty?He thought, kissing the breasts is definitely not as good as kissing the mouth. In the future, women will have breasts on their foreheads for men to kiss.The breast on the forehead is a ceremonial breast, and it should be painted with the most beautiful color. At the root of the nipple, gold wreaths and silk tassels can be hung.The breast on the chest is also one. This is an organ for breastfeeding, and it also has an aesthetic function. It can be considered to promote the hole-digging and curtain-like lunar gap created by the mother in the sand moon era.The size of the hole on the chest should be moderate, and it should vary from person to person and from time to time.

The curtain must be made of light gauze or thin silk. If it is too transparent, it will be unobstructed and lack charm; if it is too opaque, it will be closed, affecting emotional communication and smell circulation.That hole must be decorated with lace, all kinds of lace.If there were no such lace, the women with one breast in Northeast Gaomi Township in the future would be as ridiculous as the ancient soldiers and the young men of the King of the Mountain in the comic strips. Holding on to the monument, he fell into the silt of wild thoughts that he could not extricate himself from. If not for the rescue of his niece and daughter-in-law Geng Lianlian, maybe he would have withered like a dead bird on the marble base of the monument.

Geng Lianlian came galloping from the bustling market street on a grass-green three-wheeled motorcycle. Shangguan Jintong didn't know why she stopped at the monument. When he admired her body with envious eyes, she hesitated. He asked, "Are you Shangguan Jintong's uncle?" Shangguan Jintong confirmed his identity with embarrassment. She said: "I am Geng Lianlian, the wife of Parrot Han. I know, he has spoiled me to the point of disrespect, as if I were a tigress." Shangguan Jintong nodded noncommittally. Geng Lianlian said: "Lao Jin fired you? It's nothing, brother-in-law. I'm here to hire you today. I hired you to work in our 'Oriental Bird Center'. You don't need to pay any salary or treatment. You speak, I guarantee your satisfaction."

Shangguan Jintong said: "I'm a waste, I can't do anything." Geng Lianlian smiled and said, "We have arranged for you a job that only you can do." Shangguan Jintong wanted to say something modestly, but Geng Lianlian had already held his hand, and she said, "Uncle, let's go , I ran along the streets and alleys all day just to find you." She pushed Shangguan Jintong into the sidecar of the motorcycle, where there was a huge macaw with an iron chain on its leg.It stared at Shangguan Jintong with hatred, opened its big curved mouth, and let out a hoarse and strange cry.

Geng Lianlian patted the parrot and released its legs with two dexterous fingers.She said: "Old Huang, Lao Huang, fly back and tell the shopkeeper, uncle will be there soon." The macaw hopped awkwardly onto the edge of the bucket and then onto the sand.It ran forward unsteadily like a little boy, spreading its stiff wings and flapping them suddenly.Finally, it flew. When it flew to a height of more than ten meters, it turned back and circled the underground motorcycle.Geng Lianlian raised her face and shouted: "Old Huang, go back quickly, don't make trouble, go back and feed you pistachios!" The macaw croaked happily, brushed the forest tops, and flew south.

Geng Lianlian's body moved and started the machine.She swindled her legs into the car, turned her hand on the handlebar, and the motorcycle started to run stumblingly.The oncoming wind blew her hair, and also the tangled hair on Shangguan Jintong's head.The car quickly approached the swamp along a newly built concrete road. The "Oriental Bird Center" used barbed wire to enclose a full 200 acres of land on the edge of the swamp.The gate is magnificently built, like a big archway.Standing at the door were two security guards wearing armed belts and toy pistols on their waists.When Geng Lianlian's motorcycle passed by, the security guards stood at attention and saluted. Their actions were too standard, and they looked artificial.

As soon as you enter the gate, you will see a rockery made of Taihu Lake stones. There is a fountain in front of the rockery. In the pool, there are several fake cranes that are exactly the same as the real cranes, but they are motionless.The macaw that had already flown back squatted by the pool to drink water.Seeing Geng Lianlian's return, it waddled out of the pool and followed behind her. Han the parrot, dressed like a circus clown, ran out of a large room with a beaded curtain hanging over the door in snow-white gloves, and said, "Uncle, I finally got you here. I told you Yes, as long as I show some appearance, I will start to repay the favor." He waved the small silver stick in his hand, and said, "The sky is big and the earth is big, not as big as grandma's kindness; so, my first The object of gratitude is grandma. Grandma will not be happy if you send a sack of pork to grandma. Grandma may not be happy if you send grandma a golden walking stick. But grandma will definitely be happy if you arrange the best job for my uncle."

"Okay, don't talk about it," Geng Lianlian said in a very clear tone of leadership to her subordinates, "how is that mynah tamed? You promised me!" "Don't worry, ma'am!" Parrot Han imitated the clown's movements.He bowed to the ground and said, "I guarantee that it will sing ten songs, and I will make it like the best announcer, use standard Mandarin to give a welcome speech to the guests." Wei Genglianlian said: "Uncle, let me show you around first, and then we can talk about work." Shangguan Jintong followed Geng Lianpeng and visited the peacock farm. Thousands of peacocks staggered numbly on the sand covered by nylon nets, dragging their tired legs.Several white male peacocks, seeing Geng Lianlian, opened their tails flatteringly.Their tail feathers are sparse, and their bruised buttocks are revealed when they open their tails.Several female workers in high-waisted rubber boots were pulling the water pipes and washing the concrete floor of the peacock dormitory.The smell of the peacock farm was the same as the smell of the chicken farm of Jiaolonghe Farm that remained in his memory back then.He took a peek at Geng Lianpeng, and Geng Lianlian was also looking at him.He asked awkwardly: "Are there any foxes?" Geng Lianlian said: "There are in the swamp, but they have never come here to harass."

"What are there so many peacocks for?" Shangguan Jintong asked. "We donate some to zoos all over the country every year, mainly for meat." She said, "According to Li Shizhen's records, peacock meat can relax tendons and activate blood circulation, protect liver and lungs. According to the latest research, peacock meat contains Containing 28 kinds of essential amino acids and more than 30 kinds of trace elements, peacock meat is delicious, and no chicken, pigeon meat, or duck meat can compare with peacock meat. The most important thing is that peacock meat can nourish Yin strengthens yang..." She stared at Shangguan Jintong with a smile and asked, "Uncle, you have gone to so many banquets with Lao Jin, have you never eaten peacock meat from our 'Oriental Bird Center'? There is a very good chef here, and his unique skill is 'Eight Treasure Gourd Peacock'. Tomorrow, I will let you try this delicious dish. Peacock gallbladder is a precious medicine. In the past, peacock gallbladder was said to be highly poisonous, which was purely slanderous. In fact, peacock gallbladder can nourish yin and strengthen yang, dispel rheumatism, and improve eyesight.The reason why my eyes are bright is because I drink a glass of peacock bile wine every day before going to bed. "A male peacock walked to the edge of the silk net, tilted his head, and looked at the people outside the net. Suddenly, it poked its tall head with a tuft of feathers out of the net, and pecked at Shangguan Jintong's trouser leg. Geng Lianlian reached out and grabbed it. The male peacock's slender neck, and put the other hand in through the upper mesh, and from the colorful feathers on its buttocks, choose the thickest and most colorful feathers, pinch the root, and suddenly Pull it off. As soon as she let go, the male peacock screamed in pain and ran away. It flew to the wooden frame, fluttering its buttocks for a while, bending its neck for a while, and pecking the sore spot where the feathers were plucked. Geng Lianlian gave the beautiful feather to Shangguan Jintong, saying: "In some parts of Southeast Asia, people give peacock feathers to their most honored friends. "Shangguan Jintong looked carefully at the beautiful pattern made up of small flat feathers, and said: "Will it die of pain? "Geng Lianlian said:" No wonder Parrot Han said that you have the heart of a Bodhisattva, which is true.I'm not a peacock, I don't know if it hurts or not.But peacock feathers are a big income for our bird center. We have to pluck live peacocks every year. Only the live plucked feathers have energy.We not only have to pull out peacock feathers, but also pheasant feathers. Only when the feathers are pulled out alive can they be used as costumes for Peking opera actors. " He followed her and saw the parrot farm again. In a tall house, there were thousands of iron cages stacked on top of each other, and each cage contained a family of parrots.The cries of tens of thousands of parrots make people feel uneasy, as if a catastrophe is about to strike at any moment.Parrot keepers wear blue overalls and have cotton plugs in their ears.If the cotton is not blocked, their spirits will be confused. "It's an ornamental bird with a huge market potential," She said, "Of course it is also edible. The officials in Dalan City are all food adventurers. They have greatly expanded the scope of human food. In the past, many things that were considered poisonous, unclean and inedible by traditional concepts were all Conquered by these adventurers. In the past, people thought that toads could not be eaten. In fact, the meat of toads is delicious, far better than frogs. The Wuyi Hotel under the Municipal Labor Bureau launched a famous dish last month, "toads can eat Swan meat', the main ingredients of the dish are: seven fresh peeled toads, one swan with its guts removed. Stuff seven toads into the belly of the swan and bake it with a slow fire. This dish blatantly violates the country's animal resources In terms of conservation law, recently, they had to use domestic geese instead of swans. In fact, the best way to protect rare wild birds is to turn wild into domestic. For example, peacocks are almost the same as meat-eating chickens here.” He followed her to visit the red-crowned crane farm, the black stork farm, the turkey golden pheasant farm, the mandarin duck farm... She said that the "Oriental Bird Center" has two missions, one is to collect endangered rare birds from all over the world species, use captive breeding to breed their offspring, and change their "rare things are more expensive" status.The second is to provide food for people all over the world to satisfy their appetite for novelty.She said, your nephew is an expert on birds. He can accurately guess the mood of birds based on their calls.He is a man who is proficient in bird language. He can train birds, traditionally considered clumsy, to speak.Are crows stupid?It seems stupid enough to only croak, but under his training, a crow can actually recite nursery rhymes.But he lacked economic sense and made the "Oriental Bird Center" heavily in debt. The most difficult task after I took over as general manager was to turn losses into profits.My only solution is to turn all birds into dishes on the plate and buy a pair of parrots to watch. As long as the feeding method is proper, they will not die in ten years.But eating a pair of parrots can be digested within 24 hours.The human mouth is the broadest market, and with the development of the economy and the abundance of materials, people's mouths are no longer satisfied with ordinary food, and people have long been tired of eating chicken, duck and fish.Of course, this is a small group of people who do not pay for their meals.Our "Oriental Bird Center" is to make money from these people.A pair of peacocks is worth 1,200 yuan, can ordinary people afford it?They can't afford it, but those people can afford it.I visited Guangdong last year and found a farmer who had set up a crocodile farm. The Chinese alligator is a national first-class protected animal. In his place, the national protection order is his leverage to increase the price of crocodiles.Do you want to eat alligator?I'm sorry, but this is an animal under national first-class protection, so the price is naturally extraordinary.If he can afford it, he doesn't care about money; if he can't afford it, he doesn't want it no matter how cheap it is.Alligator, sold by centimeters, buy one, measure from head to tail, 140 centimeters, 80 yuan per centimeter, sorry, this alligator is worth 11,200 yuan, a discount, old acquaintance, Lose money, 10,000 yuan, take it away.The crocodile feast is full of people with seals and their lovers.It's hard to say that crocodile meat is better than carp meat, but everyone can eat carp, but not everyone can eat crocodile and alligator.When you are old, you can proudly tell your children and grandchildren that when grandpa was young, he ate Chinese alligator once, and it was a treat from a big boss.The farmer who raised crocodiles naturally grew up. I think we should emancipate our minds a bit more. We should not only be satisfied with raising rare birds in China, but also raise rare birds that can be found on the earth. By the time of two thousand years, my plan is to turn this swamp Circle all the land and build the world's largest bird paradise and bird expo. At that time, our bird center will become the most important scenery in Dalan City, attracting tourists, investors and gourmets.The future is very bright, she said. "Then," Shangguan Jintong asked, "what can I do?" Geng Lianlian said: "Uncle, I hope you can accept my appointment as the manager of the public relations department of the 'Oriental Bird Center'." Shangguan Jintong, the newly appointed public relations manager of the "Oriental Bird Center", was sent by Geng Lianlian to the sauna center for ten days in the sauna, received a massage from a Thai girl, and went to the beauty salon for ten facial massages and mask treatments.He felt healed, physically and mentally, as if he had been reborn.Geng Lianlian spared no expense, bought him the most fashionable clothes, sprinkled him with Chanel perfume, and sent a lady to take care of his daily life.These extravagant consumption made Shangguan Jintong uneasy.Geng Lianlian did not assign him specific work, but instilled in him the knowledge of various birds over and over again, and accompanied him to visit the development blueprint model exhibition room of the "Oriental Bird Center".It made him firmly believe that the future of the "Oriental Bird Center" is the future of Dalan City. In the dead of night, Shangguan Jintong lay on a luxurious Simmons bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.He summed up the first half of his life and felt that what he enjoyed in the "Oriental Bird Center" was beyond his dreams.What does this shrewd woman with a small head want me to do?He touched the gradually accumulated fat on his chest and underarms, and fell asleep hazily.He dreamed that he was covered with peacock feathers, and his tail feathers spread out, like a gorgeous wall, thousands of colorful spots trembled on the feather wall.Suddenly, Geng Lianlian came to pull out his tail feathers with several women with fierce faces, saying that he wanted to dedicate his tail feathers to a distinguished friend who had returned from afar.He protested to them in the peacock language.Geng Lianlian said, Uncle, if you don't let the hair be plucked, why should I raise you?Her questioning was irrefutable.Not only for peacocks, but also for people.So he had no choice but to tilt his butt obediently, waiting for them to pluck the hair.He felt a cool breeze blowing over his buttocks and inner thighs, and the skin was so tight that the steel needles couldn't penetrate it.Geng Lianlian was in a copper basin, washing her hands carefully, using sandalwood-scented soap over and over again, and when she was done, she asked a female worker in a white coat to pour water from a large copper pot with a long mouth. She rinses.Pull it out, he wanted to say, good niece and daughter-in-law, stop torturing people slowly.Do you know that for a sheep tied to a slaughter bed, the greatest pain is not the knife piercing the heart, but watching the butcher sharpen the knife, and test the edge with his nails sharpness. Geng Lianlian patted his buttocks with her latex gloved hands and said: Relax!Relax!Uncle, why did you learn from that murderous demon Sima Ku?That guy, before he died, put luck on his beard and let the barber break the blade.How could a newcomer like her know such a thing?The fact that Sima Ku broke the barber's blade is just a legend.According to the legend of Sima Ku, there are so many people who can pull a car.Legend has it that when he was shot, the bullet hit his forehead and rebounded chaotically.That qigong is practiced so well that he is really invulnerable to swords and guns just like Fan Jinbiao, a big brother of Yihe boxing in Northeast Gaomi Township in his early years.Later, when he saw his own son Sima Liang on the embankment, he called out: My son!The sharpshooter from the County Public Security Bureau took advantage of this opportunity and shot a bunch of bullets into his mouth, which ended his life.Wronged, niece and daughter-in-law, Shangguan Jintong said, I have no luck, I am afraid.What are you afraid of?She said contemptuously, you are always like this when you pull out your root hair, what if you lose your egg?Then you have to take a break first?Oh my God!Shangguan Jintong thought: No wonder the parrot Han is crying all the time. This girl is powerful enough. She even uses knives and guns to make an analogy. Xiao Dong, a female veterinarian at Jiaolonghe Farm, was known as "Chili Hand", but she When the young male mule of the animal transport team was castrated, only four testicles were cut out, and she threw away the lancet and fled.The young male mule gave birth to a pile of testicles, like a nest of papayas.The rest of the surgery had to be done by Lao Deng.An allegorical saying is still used by some people in Dalan City: Little Dong Yi is a mule.Geng Lianlian grabbed the most gorgeous feathers as thick as reeds on his tail, and yanked them out—Shangguan Jintong yelled and woke up.His head was covered with cold sweat.There seems to be a dull pain in the tailbone.That night, he could no longer sleep.He listened to the sounds of birds fighting in the swamp, recalled the scene in his dream over and over again, and used the dream-realizing method he learned from the prisoners in the labor camp to realize his own dream. After dawn, Geng Lianlian invited him to her office for breakfast, and her husband, the master bird trainer Parrot Han, also enjoyed this honor.As soon as he entered the door, he was greeted by the black mynah squatting on the metal frame, "Hello! Hello!" The black mynah fluttered his feathers and "said" in a coquettish voice.He doubted the authenticity of the voice, and turned around to find the source of the sound.But the black starling "said": "Shangguan Jintong! Shangguan Jintong!" The bird's greeting really surprised him.He nodded to it and said: "Hello! Hello! What's your name?" The black starling shook his tail and "said": "Asshole! Asshole!" Geng Lianlian said: "Parrot Han, listen, this is The precious bird you tamed!" Parrot Han slapped the black starling and cursed: "Bastard!" The black starling "said" in a dazed way: "Bastard! Bastard!" Parrot Han said to Geng Lianlian in embarrassment: "Damn it, this bird, don't you think it's weird? It's just like a child. If you teach him a decent sentence, you won't be able to learn it ten or eight times, but you don't need to teach him a bad word to learn it!" Geng Lianlian entertained Shangguan Jintong with fresh milk and half-cooked ostrich eggs.She eats very little like a bird.Shangguan Jintong ate a lot like a pig.She drank the fragrant "Bird's Nest" brand coffee and said, "Uncle, 'Raise a soldier for a thousand days, use it for a while', it's time for you to go out and tackle the problem." Shangguan Jintong was taken aback and hiccupped repeatedly.He said intermittently: "Uh, I can, what, uh..." Geng Lianlian showed obvious dislike for his hiccup, she stared coldly at his mouth with gray eyes.Her gray eyes, which had been beautiful and gentle, had suddenly become terribly cruel because of their cruelty, reminding him of her mother, of those boa constrictors in the swamp that could swallow wild geese whole.His hiccups stopped immediately after being frightened by this. "You are so capable of doing something!" Her snake-like eyes shot out the gentle brilliance of human eyes, so her eyes are also beautiful, she said, "Uncle, to realize the grand blueprint we conceived, we mainly rely on What? You don’t even have to say it, you understand, it depends on money.It costs money to enter the sauna pond, and you need money to ask those gentle, well-developed Thai women to massage your spine. Just now, do you know how much it costs to eat this ostrich egg? —she held out five fingers—fifty?five hundred? --Five thousand yuan!Every action needs money, and the development of the 'Oriental Bird Center' needs money even more.The money we need is not one hundred and eighty thousand, nor one million or two million, but tens of millions, tens of millions!This requires government support and bank loans. The bank is owned by the government, and the bank president must listen to the mayor. Who should the mayor listen to? " She smiled and said to Shangguan Jintong: "Uncle, the mayor listens to you!" Shangguan Jintong was so frightened by her words that he hiccupped again and again. Geng Lianlian said: "Don't panic, brother-in-law, listen to me tell you slowly, the new mayor of Dalan is none other than your first teacher Ji Qiongzhi! According to reliable sources, the first person to inquire about when she arrives It's you, uncle, think about it, she still thinks of you after decades, what a deep affection this is!" "I went to her and said, Teacher Ji, I am Shangguan Jintong, please lend 100 million yuan to my niece and daughter-in-law's bird center?" Shangguan Jintong said. Geng Lianlian laughed loudly and stood up. She patted Shangguan Jintong on the shoulder and said, "Silly uncle, my silly uncle, you are really an honest man! Let me tell you slowly." In the next ten days, like Parrot Han training birds, Geng Lianlian trained Shangguan Jintong day and night, and taught him many actions and words to please a single woman in power.On the day before Ji Qiongzhi's birthday, in Geng Lianlian's bedroom, a pre-battle rehearsal was held. Geng Lianlian was wearing a white pajamas, smoking a Moorish cigarette, holding a tall wine glass, and an aphrodisiac bottle on the bedside. A pair of embroidered slippers, playing Mayor Ji Qiongzhi.Shangguan Jintong was wearing a neat suit, with Paris perfume on his neck and armpits, holding a large bunch of peacock tail feathers in his arms, and holding a newly tamed parrot in his hand, gently pushed open the leather-wrapped bedroom door— —As soon as he opened the door, he was startled by Ji Qiongzhi's majestic demeanor.She didn't wear a loose nightgown like Geng Lianlian did, which half covered her breasts.She was wearing an old men's army uniform, even the collar was buttoned tightly.Nor did she smoke a Moore, carry a wine glass, or have an aphrodisiac bottle on the bedside table.She didn't sit in the bedroom to receive him at all.She was holding a big Stalinist-style pipe, smoking a smelly Mohe cigarette, and pouring tea from a large jar the size of a small bucket with peeling enamel and the words Jiaolonghe Farm on it. , she was sitting on a broken wicker chair, her stinky feet in nylon socks resting high on the desk.She was reading a mimeograph material, and as soon as Shangguan Jintong came in, she threw the material and cursed: "Bastard, these bugs!" Shangguan Jintong was so frightened that his legs went limp and he almost knelt on the ground.She retracted her legs, pulled her shoes, and said: "Shangguan Jintong, come here, don't be afraid, I'm not scolding you!" According to Geng Lianlian's instruction, Shangguan Jintong should bow respectfully, and then, with tearful eyes, stare at the mayor's breasts for not too long, about ten seconds, too long to appear scheming Not correct, too short to appear close enough.Then, he said: "Dear Teacher Ji, do you still remember that unpromising student of yours?" But before he could open his mouth, Ji Qiongzhi pointed out his name, and looked him up and down from top to bottom with those two eyes that were still as handsome as before, which made him itchy all over, wishing to drop the things in his hands and run away.She twitched her nose and asked mockingly, "How much perfume did Geng Lianlian sprinkle on you?" She got up and pushed open a window, letting in the cool evening breeze. In the distance, the electric welding sparks on the high iron frame were as dazzling as festival fireworks.She said, "Sit down, I have nothing here for you. Or, drink a glass of water." She picked up a broken teacup from the coffee table, looked at the dirt at the bottom of the cup, and said, "Forget it, it's too dirty, I don't bother to rinse it, I'm old , Age is not forgiving. After running for a day, my feet are swollen like steamed buns. " When she mentions her age and says she is old, uncle, you must remember, don’t say she is old, even if she is as old as a thousand loofahs, you still have to say it—he recited Geng Lianlian like a parrot The words I taught him personally: "Teacher, except for a little plumpness, you are exactly the same as when you taught us to sing decades ago. You look, at most, twenty-seven or eight years old, hairy Seriously, you are no more than thirty years old!" Ji Qiongzhi sneered and said, "Geng Lianlian taught you this, right?" He blushed and said, "Yes." Ji Qiongzhi said: "Shangguan Jintong, you can't sing the songs you teach! This flattering trick is 100% useless when used on me. Why am I not yet thirty years old? The charm is still there, fart! I am old, don’t I know it? Hair, gray; eyes, faint; teeth, loose; skin, loose; there are many more, so I can’t say it. Those people , flattered me face to face, and in a blink of an eye, I was cursing in my mouth, I didn't dare to scold in my mouth, but I was also scolding in my heart: This old man! This old witch! Seeing that you are still honest, I will forgive you today. No, I'll kick you out right away! Sit down, don't stand up." Shangguan Jintong presented the bundle of peacock feathers to Ji Qiongzhi.Said: "Mr. Ji, Geng Lianlian asked me to give this to you. She said, when offering peacock feathers, uncle, you must say, teacher, on the eve of your birthday, I will dedicate these fifty-five peacock feathers to you." , I wish the teacher is as beautiful as a peacock." "It's farting again," Ji Qiongzhi said, "The male peacock is beautiful, and the female peacock is uglier than an old hen. You take these bird feathers back to her. What are they? They can talk. Your parrot?" She pointed to the birdcage covered with red silk and said, "Open it for me to see." Shangguan Jintong lifted the red silk curtain and patted the birdcage, and the sleepy-eyed parrot trembled. Wing said angrily: "Hello! Hello! Teacher Ji, hello!" Ji Qiongzhi slapped the cage, causing the parrot to jump up and down in fright, and its gorgeous feathers collided with the iron cage, making a fluttering sound.Ji Qiongzhi sighed and said, "What a fart! It's not good at all." She filled a pipe, smoked it like a toothless old man, and said, "Niaoerhan sows dragon seeds, but reaps fleas! What did Geng Lianlian send you here for?" He stammered, "I would like to invite you to visit the Oriental Bird Center." "That's not her real purpose," Ji Qiongzhi picked up the big tea mug and took a sip of water. She placed the mug heavily on the table and said, "Her real purpose is to get a loan!"