Chapter 10 chapter Five

Zhuang Zhidie and Tang Wan'er had a carnival all night, and it was already eight o'clock when they woke up, and both of them had swollen faces.After massaging each other, they hurried to eat the meatball paste spicy soup in Huiminfang, and pretended to come here together, until they sat down and talked under the fence outside the gate of Qingxuan Mountain.Inside the fence is a brand new mountain gate; a red silk banner is hung in front of the eaves of the mountain gate: Ceremony of Ascension to the Supervisory Academy of Qingxu Temple.A table was set up on the wide steps under the eaves, wrapped in a white tablecloth, and a microphone wrapped in a red cloth was placed.There are two rows of five rows of ten hard-seat straight-backed chairs on each side.

There is a pair of couplets on the tall gateposts; Buddhism is like clouds, the clouds are on the top of the mountain, and the clouds are farther away when you climb the mountain;Many people, monks in green robes, have flooded the soil field under the steps.There are also Taoist priests with hair tied.More are some visitors and people maintaining order at the police station.There was a small car parked outside the fence. Zhuang Zhidie looked at the number and found that one of the car numbers was the mayor's special car. He was amazed at Huiming's ability.The passers-by had already learned what happened in the nunnery today, but they were not allowed to enter without an invitation card and a pass, so they all lay on the fence and looked in.All kinds of hawkers selling food, incense, watches and candles set up stalls and hawked loudly on the other side of the alley.Zhuang Zhidie looked at the man's nest but didn't see Meng Yunfang, and he didn't know who else he had invited, so he went to the candied haws vendor to buy a bunch to eat.Tang Wan'er said it was unhygienic, and she wanted to eat mirror cakes.Jing'er Cake has not been on the market for many years, so the two approached.The seller was an old man, sitting tall in front of the cake stove.The stove is packaged with a tricycle, but it cannot be seen that it is a tricycle, and a pergola is built on it, so it is a fixed stall.There is a horizontal wooden board on the pergola, and the mirror cake sheet is written in ink.On the small wooden poles on both sides, one is; original rice and original craftsmanship;Zhuang Zhidie said: Good!The old man had already opened the cage that was as big as a lens, and inserted two cakes with a bamboo stick.Zhuang Zhidie said: As long as there is one, I won't eat it.said the old man.Oh, not lovers and lovers?please forgive.Then your wife will eat it alone.Tang Wan'er just glanced at Zhuang Zhidie, the two of them smiled, and Zhuang Zhidie asked; what else can Jing Cake say?The old man said: mirror cake mirror cake, not only the size of a mirror, but also a meaning of perfection.In the Tang Dynasty, this cake was a special food for singing girls upstairs, and it was also sold at the entrance of theaters and playgrounds in the old society.I don’t care about it now, but it’s like a lottery. Whenever a man and a woman come to eat and only buy one, the woman must be a wife, comrade, or acquaintance; if two people buy two, they are either lovers or lovers.Zhuang Zhidie, who was not in doubt, asked again: This is wrong. Consummation should be the wife, and only two husband and wife can be called consummation.The old man said; that's right.The ancients said.A wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, and a prostitute is not as good as stealing.Nine out of ten husbands and wives now make do with each other.Just kidding, kidding.The two walked away, Tang Wan'er said.Why don't you buy one to eat, it seems we won't last long?Zhuang Zhidie said.How can you trust that old man who is talking and joking for business?

According to him, if the people who buy one are husband and wife, it means that we will become husband and wife!That made Tang Wan'er happy.Then I heard someone shouting: "Okay, you two are jostling the road here!"Tang Wan'er was startled, she walked towards the side of the road without looking back, as if she was a stranger.Zhuang Zhidie turned around and saw that it was Meng Yunfang, and said: Why are you here now?I ran into Tang Wan'er at the crossroads just now, and I said hurry up and call Zhou Min. Today, your Teacher Meng invited us to see the supervisor who was promoted to a seat.She said that Zhou Min was not here, and she would not come either.I force her to stay.Just shout, Tang Wan'er, Tang Wan'er, can you ask if Teacher Meng invited you?Tang Wan'er understood immediately, and said with a smile; I don't believe it, Teacher Meng invited me? !Meng Yunfang said: Invited.

I want to coax you into making someone my age a dog!After a while, Li Hongwen and Gou Dahai from the magazine, and Dai Shangtian from the Writers' Association who was engaged in book reviews, all came by bicycle. After introducing and greeting each other, Meng Yunfang led them to the entrance of the fence and said a few words to the guards at the police station. Words, all went in.Meng Yunfang was familiar with this place, and as he walked, he talked about how the two flagpoles outside the mountain gate were objects from the Song Dynasty.After passing the mountain gate, there is a large field with a pool in the middle, and there is a rockery on the pool.There are fountains on the mountain.Many people took cents and put them on the water, shouting that it would be auspicious if they could be kept.Tang Wan'er squeezed in first to watch the excitement, put a few coins, and all of them fell to the bottom of the pool, and was so angry that she was still digging for cents in her pocket, but the cents were gone.Turning around to see that there was another flagpole behind the pool, but there was only one, with a yellow flag on it, and two ribbons floating on both sides of the flag kept mopping the floor. Zhuang Zhidie was standing there reading, and went to ask Zhuang Zhidie to give her some cents.Zhuang Zhidie was looking at Huang Fan, rubbed the match with both hands to light the cigarette, and asked Tang Wan'er to take it out in his trouser pocket.Tang Wan'er took out a few cents, but her hand didn't come out, and she held a piece of meat through her pocket.Zhuang Zhidie said hurriedly.You are so bold!This is the place of Buddha!Tang Wan'er shook her hand again.It got hard.Said: You are serious, what are you doing when you get up? !He smiled and took the penny away.Meng Yunfang came over and said, "I don't know much about it. It's my words."Pulled Zhuang Zhidie and walked back.Tang Wan'er finally put a penny in the pool, but there was no acquaintance cheering beside her. She pouted and walked away, but she was excited by the various statues under the corridors on both sides. She recognized it as a Bodhisattva, but she couldn't tell it was What kind of bodhisattvas have faces like the full moon, with flying eyebrows and beautiful eyes, which are very beautiful.Meng Yunfang shouted: Does Tang Wan'er think that Bodhisattva is good-looking, or who is more beautiful than Bodhisattva?Tang Wan'er got annoyed and ran over, but smiled again.Meng Yunfang said: "I still look like a Bodhisattva when I'm angry, but this smile is too charming, it's not like it!"Tang Wan'er said: Teacher Meng talks nonsense everywhere, and is disrespectful to Buddha.Meng Yunfang said: I know more about Buddhism than you.In ancient times, the Great Master said that what a Buddha is, he is a dead man!While talking, Zhuang Zhidie only looked into the row of scripture halls and monk's houses, and Li Hongwen asked: Is that where the nuns sleep?Do you sleep alone, or do you sleep in pairs?Meng Zhifang said.You don't care how people sleep!Go to the reception desk in the backyard to register first.Li Hongwen asked Zhuang Zhidie again: Are the nuns sleeping in the same shop, are there any homosexuals?Zhuang Zhidie was speechless, and a nun was coming in front of her, dressed in a gray cloth gown, bald, but with delicate features.Li Hongwen stuck out his tongue, and sighed how beautiful the nun shaved her head.

Zhuang Zhidie said; I'm afraid you'll scream when you see the prison in a while!When we arrived at the registration office, there was a crowd of people. An old nun sat behind a table, with pens, ink and rice paper albums in front of him.Meng Yunfang went to introduce Zhuang Zhidie, only to be surprised that the old nun and several monks next to him recited Amitabha Buddha, and then saw Huiming coming out from the small round door next to him, and Li Hongwen really yelled.Zhuang Zhidie stretched out his hand to shake hands, and Huiming also performed the Buddhist ceremony and welcomed him into the small round gate.It turned out to be another very clean small courtyard with two halls to the north, so I gave up my seat in the hall, and someone brought tea immediately.Huiming said: "Mr. Zhuang is really lucky to be able to come to the mountain gate. I am really afraid that you will not be invited."Zhuang Zhidie said: How can I not come for such a big event in Qingxu Temple?Congratulations!Huiming then said: You should meet the provincial and municipal leaders, they are here too!Zhuang Zhidie asked who the leader was, but Huiming had already dragged him to the west suite.In the suite is a circle of straight black chairs covered with apricot yellow cushions, and a black lacquered tea table in the middle, with jade plates inlaid with the landscape pattern of Lantian, and cigarettes are in disorder.The tea is messy.Huiming then said; Leaders, let me introduce, this is the famous writer Zhuang Zhidie!All the leaders said: We all know.Reach out to hold them one by one.Zhuang Zhidie recognized the director of the provincial civil committee, the director of the civil affairs bureau, Huang Defu, and the secretary-general of the municipal committee.Zhuang Zhidie shook hands with the one in front of him, walked up to Huang Defu, and only asked; isn't the mayor here?Huang Defu said: The mayor went to hold an important meeting and asked me to represent him.Zhuang Zhidie said: I saw the car number just now and thought it was the mayor who came. Today is a big battle, so many of you have been invited.Huang Defu said: This is the first major event in Qingxu Nunnery!The secretary-general next to him said: What masterpieces have the writer made recently?Zhuang Zhidie pretended not to hear, and only said to Huang Defu; Are you okay?Huang Defu also said: How are you? How are your feet?I heard it was ruled by a wild doctor?Zhuang Zhidie said that the treatment was good, and two plasters will be fine!Turning around, the secretary-general leaned over and reached out to shake it again, but Zhuang Zhidie still pretended not to see it, and said something to Huang Defu, and sat back on the chair with a cup of tea. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the secretary-general was still standing. There, I couldn't take my hand back for a while, but slowly bent my fingers, and said to the people next to me: Today is Wednesday, tomorrow is Thursday, and the day after tomorrow is Friday... At this time, Meng Yunfang waved at the door, and Zhuang Zhidie came out , Meng Yunfang said: Huiming is busy today, she said she didn't care to greet everyone, let me take care of you and everyone for her, and also gave six meal tickets, asking everyone to eat here after the ceremony.Although the nunnery is a vegetarian dish, it has its own characteristics. You might as well eat it.Zhuang Zhidie said.There are so many people today and there is a lot of chaos, what should I eat? Why not go out and eat some water and noodles, even on a hot day.Meng Yunfang said; that's good.I asked them to look at those congratulatory calligraphy and paintings, and now it's almost time for the ceremony, shall we go and see them?You are going to sit on stage with the leaders.Zhuang Zhidie said: The secretary-general is here too, and I ignored him just now. If I want to sit on the stage, I can't justify ignoring him when I see him again.How is the ceremony held?Meng Yunfang said: First, a simple meeting will be held at the gate of the mountain. It is nothing more than blowing the trumpet and setting off firecrackers. Representatives of other departments spoke, and then a set of supervisory ceremony in Buddhism was carried out.Zhuang Zhidie said: I won’t go to the meeting, just watch it during the ceremony.Meng Yunfang: Then I told them to go, free activities, and finally gather at the mountain gate.You go to the Notre Dame Hall and wait there. I will show you something and keep what you love.Zhuang Zhidie first went to the Notre Dame Hall to see the statue. In front of the hall there was a big ring pot full of incense ash.In front of the ring pot is a welded four-meter-long iron frame with holes drilled every four inches.Crowds of men and women burn incense and light candles there, the candles are filled with small holes, and the tender red wax oil is dripping everywhere.Zhuang Zhidie felt that the air was choking, so he came out and saw small pavilions on the east and west sides of the hall, so he went to the east pavilion first.A stone tablet was erected in the pavilion, and it was written how Yang Yuhuan became a monk here before entering the palace, and how Tang Xuanzong came to this nunnery to worship Buddha and burn incense. Knowing that it was all fabricated by Meng Yunfang, he smiled and walked over to look What is in the west pavilion.

Meng Yunfang came, and Tang Wan'er, the woman's eyes were hot with sweat, and her color became more and more beautiful. She said that she had seen every temple, and asked why there were so many monks in the nunnery, and there were bands, all of which were Monks, nuns, can monks and nuns play musical instruments?Meng Yunfang said: There are thirteen nuns in the nunnery. How many nuns are there for such a big event? They are all invited from other temples.That band was Ruan Zhifei's orchestra player whom I invited, and for the sake of solemnity, he wore Buddhist clothes.If you think according to your idea, there are so many monks in the nunnery, even if they are not temples, they are all busy!Zhuang Zhidie said: Lao Meng, is the inscription in the pavilion your masterpiece?You are simply lying!What evidence do you have that Tang Xuanzong came to burn incense?Meng Yunfang said: What evidence do you have that Tang Xuanzong never came to burn incense?So he pulled Zhuang Zhidie to the west pavilion and said, "Look at this, it's genuine. There was once a decent nun with a peerless beauty in the nunnery!"When Zhuang Zhidie looked at it, it was a small monument.After reading it, the inscription reads: The epitaph of Nima Lingxu, the daughter of Shengwu Temple in Great Yan, is written by Li Shiyu, the biography of the Ministry of Punishment, and written by Liu Taihe.Fresh skin and beautiful quality, with an independent attitude!The ring means the heart, and the body is soft.The brilliance can be learned, and the fragrance is like orchid.As for the ability of the seven long sleeves, the wonder of the three-day leftover sound, the crane dances when the string is swung, and the dragon sings when the bamboo is blown.

Although Du Qu was originally a teacher, Yu Yan was born in Tianhe.Wu Mei is a maidservant, Han E is dismayed.It's not just the beauty of the Eastern Xia, but the sound of the southern country.With the passage of things, the mind dies.If you are tired of the world, you will be named to the immortal officials; if you are happy, you can also entrust yourself to the gentleman.The thirteen sacrifices of Tianbao are suspected to be in Kaiyuan Nunnery.At the beginning of the first month of Shengwu, I belong to Dugu Gong, the Dugu family.Zhenyu kicks back, and Qingsong is alone.Suspicion is like a god, and the machine learns from the cave.

Things may not be pleasant, three years in vain.You can do what you want, and take care of it.Laughing language Yan Yan, Qin Se friends.Without a single sentence, he died without illness. Gentleman's Day: Flashy and unreal, it hurts my husband!There are three springs and autumns.His father, Guangqian, was a captain of Xiuning County, Shezhou.The celebration of good deeds, Zhong Yushu people.See Tophy's word, Gizli color.Its inscription said: The curtain is so beautiful, and the flowers are like spring.It's different from here, but it's laborious to win.It is the cloud of Wushan, and the god of Luoshui.

I don't know what it is, and I want to ask the heavens. In the first year of Shengwu, it was built on the second day of Zhengmin and Gansu After Zhuang Zhidie finished reading, he couldn't help exclaiming: This is really beautiful!The Mashi portrayed is fascinating.Back then, when I went to the bank to control the water, when I saw the river, I thought of "Luo Shen Fu", and couldn't help myself, weeping in the wind; today, this monument seems to be like I have seen her before, as if the person is right in front of my eyes.Pity her for being so beautiful and beautiful, and her fate is so short-lived, it makes people hurt!Tang Wan'er saw Zhuang Zhidie's emotional impulse for a while, her eyes were reddish, and she felt such a feeling in her heart. She immediately laughed and said: "Mr. Zhuang's words are like Shakespeare's poems!"It's a pity that Teacher Zhuang couldn't be of the same age as her, otherwise she should be my teacher's wife!Zhuang Zhidie still said foolishly; I can't marry if I can, but I will definitely meet her.I went to buy a stick of incense and put it in front of the stele.Tang Wan'er became even more jealous.Said: Mr. Zhuang is really a kind of person, Ma has a spirit, and he is not a bad person when he was born.After death is a ghost.But there are too many good women in the world, there were in ancient times, and there are now.There will be more in the future.It's just that Mr. Zhuang could not be born in the past, nor can he live in the future.

Even today's women are so beautiful, the teacher doesn't know which one to love!Having said that, Zhuang Zhidie blushed, knowing that he was caught in emotional thoughts for a while, and talked too much.At this time, there was loud music in the front, and the pilgrims and tourists in front of the Notre Dame Hall ran forward together, and a woman shouted sharply: "Mother, hurry up, the prison has been promoted!"The three of them went forward, not knowing how Huiming got out of Zengtang first, but they saw a monk with a fat head and big ears wearing a big red cassock, holding a jade board, and walking in front of him, singing incessantly; After the Buddha statue was opened, a nun knocked on the wooden fish, and four nuns were divided into two rows holding lotus chandeliers. Huiming was just behind him, wearing a gold-leaf cassock and wearing deep-faced soap shoes. Bright eyes and white teeth, pink cheeks and jade neck, walking slowly, like a fairy; and then eight monks playing music and four nuns accompanying them, a group of brilliant and splendid walked towards the Notre Dame Hall.Li Hongwen was in the crowd, running to look at Huiming.Tang Wan'er whispered to Zhuang Zhidie's ear and said: Do you think that Huiming is Mrs. Ma?Zhuang Zhidie said; perhaps, Qingxu Temple is really a good place.Tang Wan'er said.Then I will also come here in the future.Zhuang Zhidie poked her secretly and said: Can you stay here? !As soon as the honor procession entered the Notre Dame Hall, the onlookers surrounded the entrance of the hall like a tide. Zhuang Zhidie and the others couldn't squeeze in, only the music was louder and the singing continued.Meng Yunfang said: I'll talk to someone, let's go in and have a look.Just went to the door to negotiate, but the crowd flashed a way.It turned out that the ceremonial team paid homage to the Holy Mother, and the formal enthronement was still in the Daxiong section. The ceremonial team first went around the east and west pavilions to burn incense and kneel down, then went to the front corridor to worship the Bodhisattvas, and then went to the main hall.At this time, someone had led a group of leaders into the Daxiong Hall first, and sat in the corners on both sides to watch.Meng Yunfang pulled Zhuang Zhidie to join the leadership, but Zhuang Zhidie didn't go, and the guard of honor also entered the hall after hesitation, and the door was crowded again, and nothing could be seen, Zhuang Zhidie said; forget it, go in and have a look I can't understand it either.Meng Yunfang said: Then where are you going?There is no one to sit.Zhuang Zhidie said: It's better to go to our unit room and have a drink.Meng Yunfang clapped his hands and said: Good idea!So I searched for Li Hongwen, Gou Dahai, and Dai Shangtian everywhere, went out of the mountain gate, burned a few circles, entered through an alley, and reached Room 13 on the fifth floor.

Meng Yunfang told everyone about the situation of the room on the way, and was still thinking about what to name it.After opening the door. But on the front wall of the living room, Zhuang Zhidie had already hung a glass mirror frame with two large characters inside: Seeking vacancies.Then adapt to the situation and shout loudly; here is our salon, we call it the house for vacancies!After hearing this, everyone claimed that it was good, saying that asking for vacancies is both elegant and profound, so Li Hongwen said.There is such a good place, and the magazine can borrow it when it invites the author to revise the manuscript in the future.Zhuang Zhidie said: This is not possible, we have our activities.In the next seven or ten days, we will gather once, and outsiders are also not allowed.Today everyone was tired from running, so they brought it here. Don't make a fuss, lest everyone find out and there will be no quiet place to go.He opened a bottle of wine and two packs of peanuts bought downstairs, and asked everyone to come here at will, regardless of whether they were guests or hosts.Meng Yunfang said: You can bring food when you come here, but you must talk about literature and art when you come here. Today we are talking while drinking, let's start now.Gou Dahai said: Talking about literature and art is not talking about business, so start right away?I still eat and drink while chatting, and the topic changes after chatting.So she opened the wine bottle, there was no wine cup, she used the bottle cap as a cup, and drank it in turn, but Tang Wan'er didn't sit on the sofa, she sat on the bed and said: I don't drink.Meng Yunfang said, "Why don't you drink?"Is Caier here?Tang Wan'er said; Ghost!I'm not a writer, an editor, and I can't talk about literature and art.I can arrange the pillows on the bed with my hands, and suddenly I saw a long hair, I was startled, and quickly pinched it with my hands.Meng Yunfang said: You can't talk about literature and art, you are art, let us talk about you.Tang Wan'er said: You can smell the smell when you open your mouth, I won't call you teacher!Zhuang Zhidie said; Let’s do it this way, each of us will tell the story, and it’s over; everyone commented, those who think they are good will not drink, and those who think they are not good will be punished three cups!Meng Yunfang said: I know you, and I want to listen to us talk so that you can have creative materials!Gou Dahai said: "What's the matter, Pu Songling just opened a Liao Zhai."Meng Yunfang said: Pu Songling is not as fast as the butterfly. I provided one-third of the themes of his novels, and he didn't pay me for the manuscript!But I still want to talk about another one today, but the price is clearly marked, Zhidie, will you pay?Zhuang Zhidie said: After drinking the wine in a while, go to eat noodles with water, I will make it!Meng Yunfang said, "This is true; do you know the low-lying land at Degongmen?"It is where people from Henan live.Before liberation, the Yellow River flooded, and Henan people fled to Xijing and set up shacks to live there. They stayed there and never left. There were more and more people. This is why the Degongmen area is called Henan Special Zone.Now they don't have many shacks, and they have built some one-story houses, but because the place is small, they are one family, with windows on the left and doors on the right, and the story happened.On this day, two new husband and wife moved in. This woman is so tall that she can pop water with a finger, but the man just doesn't love her enough.I have loved a few times at night, and I will love once more during the day, and the sound comes out; the people next door feel flustered.Note that the person next door is a bachelor.The next night, they naturally fell in love again. After falling in love, the woman wants to pee, and women like to pee at this time.Tang Wan'er said; you had a health ball in your mouth when you were talking.Meng Yunfang said; OK, let's add an elegant story.It is said that a hospital admitted a patient with appendicitis. Before the operation, the underside of the hair needed to be shaved. First, an old nurse shaved it. When he arrived, the phone rang. It happened to be an old nurse, and the old nurse let a young one. The little nurse went to shave.Afterwards, the shaving was over, and two nurses, one young and one old, were washing their hands in the pool, and the old nurse said: Nowadays, it is fashionable for young men to get tattoos, but the patient is so strange that he also tattooed the word first-class in such a place!But the little nurse said: Where is there two words in the text, it is seven words: a river of spring water flows eastward!Everyone didn't understand for a while, Tang Wan'er came over and hit Meng Yunfang with her fist.Dai Shangtian was still confused, and said: What's the matter, one is two characters, and the other is seven characters?Meng Yunfang said; What a fool!Tang Wan'er knew it as soon as she heard it.If it is you and me, it will always be two words.If Tang Wan'er goes, it will be seven words immediately!Everyone suddenly realized, and burst out laughing.Zhuang Zhidie said: I followed the previous statement.Meng Yunfang said: Of course there is no charge for this interlude story.The woman walked back after she went out to pee, because it was dark and the houses were all the same, so the woman Mimi Dengdeng pushed the door and came in.When you come in, go straight to bed and fall asleep.But it was broken, and she went to the bachelor's room on the right.The bachelor can't sleep well, just now when he heard the woman peeing outside, he was so irritable, and suddenly saw the woman on his bed, he knew that she had gone wrong, he thought to himself.Good things delivered to your door, eat for free, don't eat for free!Without saying a word, I hugged and started to do it.The woman said: You are so powerful, how about you finish your skills? !The bachelor still didn't speak a word, his anger was like an old cow.When the woman heard it, why is this out of breath wrong?He stretched out his hand to touch that head, but there was no hair on his head, and with a oops, he got out of bed and left.This time he walked into his own house.The man asked, did you pee on the Yangtze River?so long!The woman choked up, saying that she was sorry for her husband, and so on.The man's evil started from the liver, and he rushed out the door, not wanting to walk into the room on the left.Sniff, I forgot to explain.In summer, the door is not closed for ventilation.There is an old man living in this room, and the man can't tell the difference, so he can beat the old man up!It's over.Li Hongwen then asked; is it over?What about the end?Meng Yunfang said; of course there was an uproar, and the lawsuit was sent to the police station for judgment.The residents of this area reported this to the mayor, saying that if the housing difficulties of the residents here were not resolved, there would be more troubles to lose Xijing people!No, aren't low-lying areas being remodeled everywhere now? !Everyone said, this story is interesting, you can stop drinking.Li Hongwen said: Lao Meng said that sex is inseparable from anything, I say Tang Wan'er can listen.I am an old Xijinghu, and I have many relatives with seven aunts and eight aunts.Nowadays, various networks are popular in the society.There are Shantou Net, Group Net, Classmate Net, Township Party Net, Secretarial Net, and any other net is very useful, but the relative net does not work, and the trend is that the countryside encircles the cities.The leading cadres in the city, big and small, all came up from the countryside, but almost no one in the old Xijinghu was responsible for any unit.There are 36 children in my 18 relatives. Half of them have gone to other counties and cannot be transferred back to the city.But during the holidays, I have to give them gifts.This Spring Festival, I bought a box of snacks.My wife said, with so many relatives, who should I give a box to?I said I have a way.On the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, I gave this box of dim sum to my uncle; in the afternoon, my sister-in-law sent me a box of dim sum for the child; and I gave it to my second aunt.If such a person sends it, I will go to give it away again. It is like a revolving lantern in a new year, and it is not good to eat.Didn't sleep well.Visiting relatives is an errand, and I leave after I put down my snacks. I have already gone to work on the eighth day of the lunar new year. In the evening, my picker came to give me snacks. He was the last relative, and he left before I came back.I went home and saw that this snack box was so familiar, there was a number of three yuan triangle five on it, which was the price I wrote down when I bought it, and he sent it back!Interesting, this is reportage.Everyone said: It's interesting, but it's not interesting, you have to drink!Li Hongwen drank the wine and said: This is not interesting?Okay, I admit it, let's see what you say!When it was Dai Shangtian's turn, Dai Shangtian said: I won't talk, I'll have a drink.Zhuang Zhidie said, you are doing book reviews, and you are better than us in terms of reading, so you have to say something.Dai Shangtian said: My unit has no house, my wife works in a bank, and my house belongs to her family.This building is too high, and I have to climb ten floors. I often climbed to the tenth floor out of breath. When I touched the key, I realized that the car was forgotten to be locked, and the key was still in the bicycle lock.To add, my house key is tied to the bicycle key.Everyone was still listening, but he stopped talking and asked: Tell me!He said: It's over.Tang Wan'er said: This is not acceptable.You have another one!Dai Shangtian said: I often think that there are so many people in Xijing City, but I often deal with only four or five people.At home, I am the son of my parents, the husband of my wife, and the father of my son; outside, I am your friend and an employee of your unit; so, what really belongs to me in this world?All that's really mine is my name.However, the name is mine, I have never called my name, it is always called by others.Meng Yunfang said.You drink, where is the story?Zhuang Zhidie said: He said that my heart is also sour, and I can't punish him.The sea, it's your turn.Gou Dahai said: "I don't think this is a story, and I dare not confirm the authenticity. I heard it. There are many counterfeit products on the market. I only say that the leaders are not harmed by it. But last Sunday, my sister gave me It is said that an old leader in Xijing City hosted a banquet for several old comrades-in-arms. In order to show his prestige, he did not treat the guests at home. He went to a high-end hotel to hold a banquet and wanted to drink Moutai. After one bottle, it was still fake after a first taste. After taking three bottles, it was all fake, and the manager’s face turned pale. The old leader said: What’s wrong with your high-end hotel? Ask the secretary to come to his house for a reception The secretary went to his house to get a bottle of Moutai and opened a glass for each person. Not only was it fake, but it contained tap water instead of wine. Meng Yunfang said; someone must have bribed him to give him such a good wine. Can you afford it? But if you don’t give it away, you can’t do anything. Zhao Jingwu said that he did it. Everyone knows what Dahai said, and they can imagine it. Today’s wine is real, you have to drink it. Gou Dahai blushed and said: I declare that it is not a story, I only provide you with writing details. I drank the wine. Li Hongwen also said: Everyone is not satisfied with what I just said, but there is always a shining connotation. I have to declare that I It has already been used in an article. Zhidie, don’t use it. If you use it, you are famous. You copied mine, but readers will say that I copied you. Zhuang Zhidie said; I really didn’t It looks like it. Let me say one thing. I went to the toilet in Qingxu Temple just now. As soon as I passed by, there were so many people, the squatting pit was completely occupied, and there were still people waiting next to it. If there is a squatting pit, just laugh at me, I think, Who is this, also a literature lover? Or have you heard my report? Have you seen my photo in a book? He walked over, but the man ignored him. It turned out that he was defecating hard, and his face seemed to be Laughed. Everyone laughed coquettishly, Tang Wan'er said. You are scolding us, let us laugh, we are all pooping! But you are also humiliating yourself, a great writer said this joke?! Zhuang Zhidie said: It’s good to practice yourself. This is a thing in the world. If you want to not embarrass others and yourself, the best way to do it well is to practice yourself. When people laugh, they always want to talk about eggplants and take pictures later, so why not just say: Nu Shi! What about the details, this is a patent, and no one is allowed to use it! Yiyunfang said: That’s not okay, everyone who talked about it today It can be used. The salon is to exchange information, inspire inspiration, and promote creation! Tang Waner said: I know how to be a writer now! It turns out that the article is like this: you use mine and I use yours, a glass tank of water A group of fish, if you spit it out, I will eat it, and if I spit it out, you will eat it, the water will become stinky water, and the fish will also become stinky fish! One sentence made everyone fall silent. Meng Yunfang smiled and said: Tang Waner is amazing , peeled off all the writer’s skin on us people! So I advocate finding a way to break through. I originally wanted Huiming to come here to talk about Zen. She is busy now, so I will talk about it later. If everyone is interested, I can talk about Qigong In terms of knowledge, "Shaozi's Numbers"... Zhuang Zhidie said: Lao Meng, don't talk about your magical numbers, Tang Wan'er is not a writer and editor, but her feeling is better than all of us here, and sheShe's an outsider, we can see more clearly than we ourselves, so let her talk more.Tang Wan'er said: Am I still that capable?Meng Yunfang said.You are meant to say it.You said, it's time for us to eat.Tang Wan'er said: Do you want to listen to vegetarian or meat?Li Hongwen said: You still have so much?Listen to the meat!Tang Wan'er looked at everyone, smiled, and said: When you talk about meat, look at how energetic you are!It's a pity I can't talk about meat.I came from a small place, and I don’t know much about big cities, but I heard a passage, how about my singing?Zhuang Zhidie said: Good!Tang Wan'er sang: Qinchuan is dusty for eight hundred miles.Thirty million people roared at Qin Opera.Grab a bowl of long noodles and be beaming.There is no chili pepper toot. After singing, everyone applauded and said: This is a person from Shaanxi, and it is a portrait of a person from Xijing!Tang Wan'er, where did you hear that? !Zhuang Zhidie took the wine cup and said: The most interesting thing today is not us literati, but Tang Wan'er is superior to us, with good words and good singing.I propose not to punish her for drinking, but to reward her with three cups, and then whoever wants to drink, bring the wine, and I invite everyone to eat noodles!Everyone stood up and asked Tang Wan'er to drink. Tang Wan'er was full of joy and couldn't stop laughing. She drank one cup, but said that she couldn't drink two cups. Teacher Zhuang, you can drink two cups instead. Let's make a noise.Zhuang Zhidie took the wine bottle and touched her cup. Tang Wan'er drank it first, her face even more radiant like a peach blossom. Niu Yueqing went to the non-staple food market a few times, and the freezer was filled with large and small bags. It was too early to calculate the date, so he didn't dare to buy the aquatic fish and shrimp, and went to the street to buy the red shirt and red underpants for Zhuang Zhidie.The woman is careful, so she went to the department store on South Street to choose for half a day, but she was not selected.Go to the Town God's Temple shopping mall again.The Town God's Temple is a building from the Song Dynasty. The gate of the temple is still there, but when you enter it, it is transformed into a small street that becomes more and more sunken.On both sides of the street facing each other and slanting inwards are the alleys. The door of the alley is facing the door, and there is a huge willow leaf like a network of veins that has melted into juice.In these facades, a shop specializes in selling the same product, all of which are needles, thread, buttons, laces, small shoes, felt hats, mahjong, spittoons, bedpans, and other messy little things.In recent years, six alleys have been opened, all of which are shops selling old customary items of the citizens, such as candles offered to the undead during the Cold Food Festival, burnt toilet paper, three-foot red silk ropes for hanging red fruits in the bridal chamber, baby quilts, The filial scarves worn by filial sons and virtuous grandchildren of the dead, the red clothes, red trousers and red trousers belts worn by middle-aged people on their birthdays, the bamboo baskets used for steaming jujube cakes in Dongcheng District on April 8, the wooden molds with patterns on pancakes, The little rain boots worn by the old lady, the black velvet hair mask with glass bubbles, and the hollow, thin-waisted and big-bellied tin pot used to roast thick wine with charcoal fire during the December Festival in Xicheng District.Niu Yueqing picked out red clothes and trousers in the shop, and asked if there were any made of pure cotton, and if there were any with Buddha characters printed on the vest.Then she thought the stitches of this one were too thick, and the seams of that one were not firm. Thanks to the salesperson's soft temper, she looked at the open clothes and pants all over the counter and said, "I'm picking the dragon robe that the emperor enthroned on!"I also made myself laugh.