Chapter 7 seven

you!That's it, that's it, that's it... In the blink of an eye, the country and people in the troupe became safe and sound, and the rehearsal of "Five Flower Cave" on April 4th was completed smoothly. have to!The good show is about to begin again... Who said no?Even Fourth Master Chang felt it was strange that he played Wu Dalang again There is no need to remind him at all, as soon as he sees Brother Liang, he automatically shrinks down, shrinking even more like Wu Dalang than Wu Dalang, and has been praised by the group several times!Think about it, with the addition of the plump Pan Jinlian, wouldn't the theater be full?

For this reason, Fourth Master Chang got a new stage name: Toad Chou... The result of wanting to eat swan meat makes people have fun as soon as they hear it.But Fourth Master Chang seemed to be very willing to listen, and he looked stupid all day long, and even showed a crying face and laughed with everyone.At that time, no one saw that this was abnormal, and thought that this kid would be willing to be the third grandson from now on. In fact, Fourth Master Chang has been out of order for a long time... On the day before the performance, even Fourth Master Chang himself always felt that he couldn't hold his breath.My heart is always in a state of anxiety, and my eyes are always in a trance.At noon, my heart flustered to the extreme, and I could only faintly hear snickering and giggling all around.Suddenly turned around, ah!The red-clothed girl transformed into a fox flickered into existence again.The gauze skirt was still as thin as a cicada's wings, and the man's stuff under her crotch was still faintly visible.Although Fourth Master Chang lost his soul in fright immediately, he couldn't help it flying around affectionately, and felt his heart shake in an instant.

not good!Tonight is going to be a show... But the red-clothed girl seemed to have chosen this juncture specifically, and she was still giggling bewitchingly.This is really called "turning back and smiling, Bai Meisheng", three smiles and two smiles made Fourth Master Chang forget all the humiliation in the past few days, leaving only a sense of grievance in his heart. "Where are you!" Fourth Master Chang hurriedly greeted, "Why did you lead someone into a loophole and slip away by yourself?" "Hee hee!" The fox smiled charmingly, "Look at your ugly face! Do you blame me? Your heart is taller than yao, your life is thinner than paper, and your courage is smaller than a grain of rice!"

"Don't go!" Fourth Master Chang yelled again, "Without you, I have no guts!" "Then keep up!" He wanted to fly again. "Wait for me!" Sternly stopped. "Wait?" The voice in the air said, "How can you have such a way to get a partner? It's love, you can chase it yourself!" "Oh!" Seems to have realized something... But there was a red light flashing in front of his eyes, and the fox drifted away.Fourth Master Chang was so anxious that Sa Yazi chased after him.Fortunately, everyone was taking a break at noon, otherwise everyone would think he was crazy.After three chases and two chases, I saw the red light fluttering into the door of my house, and went straight to the inner room.Fourth Master Chang is so happy!Immediately afterwards, he stepped into the threshold and closed the door tightly.

have to!did not run away... Sure enough, the fox lightly landed on Simmons' bed from mid-air and stopped moving, and gave him a wink, followed by a provocative smile.Fourth Master Chang was like a toad on a prickly ash tree, his whole body was numb and his heart was itching!All that was left in his eyes was the seductive body, and he forgot all about the gauze skirt. Suddenly, he rushed forward hungry, hugging and kissing, kissing, biting, Chew! "Hee hee!" Someone's voice said, "The greedy cat is crazy today!" "Hey!" Turning a deaf ear, "Only when you're insane do you have the guts to relieve your greed!"

"Enough!" groaned, "There's another show tonight!" "Performing?" Still feeling like a fox, "With you, I'll make him smash on the stage tonight!" "What?!" roared angrily, "Even you look at my old lady like that?!" "Old lady?" Still confused. But with a slap, a slap had already been slapped on the cheek.Fourth Master Chang covered his face and rolled to the ground, only to suddenly realize that what he was pressing was not the charming fairy in red, but Pan Jinlian, who had a strong back and a waist.God!It turned out to be the wife!Fourth Master Chang was so frightened that his whole body trembled and his eyes stared straight.

In the dark, the fox seemed to be snickering again... That night, the April Fourth "Five Flower Cave" had its first performance.Although Fourth Master Chang looked even more dumbfounded, people still didn't see it.It's no wonder that everyone is admiring the third brother Liang's ability to employ people. Seeing that he has promoted Gui Xiaowu to be the head of the propaganda department of the troupe, there are so many advertisements all over the street: "Four female roles, four clowns! The audience is full of laughter, Famous all over the world! Quickly watch "Five Flower Cave" on April 4th, leading the new trend of the stage!" There is also a special note on the back: "The famous martial arts student Liang Xiaolou, starring Zhang Tianshi in reverse!"

Done!Liang Xiaolou hangs the top card again... despair!There are so many audiences!Even brains and celebrities from all walks of life were invited to come.There was a large line of sleeper cars outside the theater, and many female admirers of Brother Liang were crying because they didn't get tickets. The good show finally begins... Although Fourth Master Chang was getting more and more wrong, but fortunately, he automatically shrank down as soon as he saw Third Brother Liang.Sure enough, as soon as the four Wu Dalangs appeared on the stage, because they were exactly the same, there was a meeting full of people immediately.But just because they were exactly the same, it didn't take long for the audience to feel bored.have to!The audience forgot about Wu Dalang, and just looked at the fat Pan Jinlian under the background of the three pretty Pan Jinlians. The joy, the smile, and the clapping and screaming are so good!

Don't even mention how proud your wife is... Fourth Master Chang couldn't take care of everything, he just felt more and more flustered.What's the matter?The snickering, hee-hee laughter followed up to this stage.Floating over the side curtain strips, swinging over the orchestra pit, and gently hiding behind the set piece.Fourth Master Chang felt a little uncontrollably ready to move.Fortunately, the play reached its climax at this time, and Zhang Tianshi, played by Brother Liang, came on stage to catch monsters.Fourth Master Chang froze for a moment, then shrank back in fright.Ho!The cheerleading team organized by Gui Xiaowu wants to work hard for the third brother!As soon as he appeared on the stage, Man Yuanzi's shouts sounded like a nest exploded.Then, the lights on the stage suddenly brightened, shining brightly, making Brother Liang look like a god descending from the earth.But it's bad here, Fourth Master Chang only sees it

After a while, I suddenly found that the girl in red quietly flew up from behind the scene. Zhang Tianshi began to raise his sword to conquer monsters... Fourth Master Chang saw that the fox turned into a ray of red light circling around the sword, and suddenly rushed towards Third Brother Liang's face.In just a flash, Zhang Tianshi has changed into a yin and yang face with sly eyebrows and treacherous eyes.what!It seems to be Ximen Qing!In the haze, I felt that there was someone secretly laughing on the chest?Looking down, the red-clothed girl had already turned into a fox fur scarf, wrapping around her neck affectionately, kissing to strengthen her courage.Fourth Master Chang's heart is hot!With a sudden thrust of his back, Wu Dalang stood up with a strange peak.

There was a big uproar in the audience!This music, laughing, shouting, shouting... Fourth Master Chang hadn't cared about these things for a long time. He just felt that he was getting more and more courageous. He took two steps forward suddenly, pointed at the frightened Ximen Qing or Liang Sange, and pointed to the ground with one hand. Anger is on: "What a trickster! You have always been deceiving, acting recklessly, you are a man in the open, a ghost in the dark, oppressing the kind, domineering wives and daughters, gaining fame and reputation, and running rampant in the village. If you fall into my hands today, you will make a fool of yourself in public and die!" There is no place for burial!" As soon as he finished speaking, he threw himself at Brother Liang viciously, beat and kicked him, and slapped him across the face.Don't blame Fourth Master Chang for not having any new tricks. You must know that Wu Song has lived for hundreds of years and is still at this level!But that was enough. In an instant, there was only ghosts crying and howling wolves on the stage, and whistling off the stage. Chaos, chaos!There was a mess up and down the stage... All of a sudden, the audience burst into laughter, weird smiles, smirks, dumbfounded smiles, grinning, gasping laughs... "Wow..." Fourth Master Chang was trembling with anger. "Hahaha..." The audience suddenly agreed to meet again. "Hey!" Fourth Master Chang glared angrily, and suddenly yelled, "I'm so mad! Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing?! I think this guy looks like a dog, You must have been deceived by him and regarded him as superior to others.Where are you!Please open your eyes, which of these Wu Dalangs is lower than him?Who is shorter than him?Look at these Pan Jinlians again, besides this, which one is a demon?Which one is more strange?It's clear that this guy is bullying kindness, confusing the public, committing crimes, and turning black and white!Where are you!Please look at me as a seventh-rank sesame official, and today I will eliminate the tyrants and harms for you, so as to set the record straight, so that I can hang on the top card again! " It's messed up, it's messed up, and the whole audience is even more chaotic and laughing... But Fourth Master Chang was still so meticulous, he straightened the rest of Wu Dalang's backs one by one while shouting and cursing, and pushed the remaining three Pan Jinlians to the front of the stage.Fat Pan Jinlian's eyes turned black and she fell to the ground. Zhang Tianshi threw the demon-subduing sword and immediately shouted: "Pull the curtain! Pull the curtain!" Hello!Can the audience in the audience give way? ... "Wow..." Fourth Master Chang yelled angrily again, getting even more angry. As the saying goes: if words are not enough, sing, and if song is not enough, dance, and dancing is the best in Beijing opera.you!It is martial arts.look!Fourth Master Chang felt the red light of the fox fairy flash in front of his eyes, and immediately rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward! The good show finally reached its climax...