Chapter 3 three

Fourth Master Chang quietly began to change... But for a long time, the buddies and brothers didn't notice it.Everyone just wondered: What's the matter with this kid?Knowing that he is going to "gloriously retire" soon, he still insists on putting on the head-hanging, leading-edge posture: the neck is stiff, the waist is straight, the head does not shrink back at all, and he wears it all day long. A silly Mimi rabbit-like smile.Stupid!The kid became more and more confused the more he lived, and he deliberately sought to embarrass himself. Think about it, can two donkeys be tied to one trough?

no!On the stage, I have never been able to get along with just one face. Look at Mr. Liang Xiaolou, Mr. Liang, that is such a piece of material!At the age of 16, he went to "Fatzidu" and it became popular, and then he criticized ghost dramas, and then went on!At the age of 20, I went to "Hai Rui Dismissed from Office", became popular, and then became a poisonous weed, and I will go on again!At the age of 23, I went to "Shajiabang", became popular, and then I fell down, and I went on again!I went to "Long Ban Slope" in my early forties, and it became popular again, and then a clown got in the way, let's go again!Mr. Liang is so capable, no matter you are left or right; you are against, you are upright; On behalf of the people, they must recognize this kind of person!This ticket, that ticket; this title, that title, all have to be given a special share.You don't hide from a buffoon, is that your size?

Alas!This kid Chang Si is going to ask for bad luck... Only one person noticed the silent change of Fourth Master Chang, and that was the chubby Pan Jinlian who was about to make his debut. This guy is changing!In the past, he was like a greedy cat, unable to leave his hot bed any night.If you can't eat enough, you can't drive them away, and you can't beat them away from your side.But what happened now?It seemed that he had put on the airs of the fourth master in his arms, and he couldn't even hug him. If he didn't pay attention, he would slip out of the bed, and he would always give himself a cold and bare back in the middle of the night.Make a quick decision: Even if you are promoted to Pan Jinlian, you can't take it lightly, and you must pay close attention to monitoring.

have to!The wife paid attention. But it didn't matter if he was careful, he soon discovered all kinds of clues of Fourth Master Chang's schemes: the cigarette was over smoked, and he still smelled of alcohol all over his body.Where did this money come from?You know, my hands are clenched tightly, and I can't even get a penny. go out.Could it be that this guy got wild food outside and met a slut who was willing to reciprocate?In an instant, Pan Jinlian forgot about the "dirty" affair with Ximen Qing in the past, and followed her more closely and meticulously.you!You have to be more careful about this, the bird you get can't let him blow its wings and fly away.

But the results of the reconnaissance made her feel lost. The wife found that none of the dan roles in the troupe seemed interested in the low-priced seventh-rank sesame officials, and seemed to be very afraid of getting the bad luck of Wu Dalang in the future.Although this ending reassured her, she also felt a little humiliated: it turns out that her man is so worthless!money?right!I have to look down for the money!It doesn't matter after this investigation, I soon found that the cigarettes, alcohol, and snacks all came from the ghostly ghost Xiaowu, and what else!This guy unexpectedly jumped out of the group and got in touch with Gui Xiaowu's gang of gangster friends.

This is not bad! You know, Gui Xiaowu and Brother Liang have been holding back for many years!The third brother Liang played Wu Song, he pretended to be a tiger, and he dared not die on stage.The third brother Liang played Guan Gong, he pretended to be a horse, and almost led Master Guan to fall off the stage.Third brother Liang wanted to play in any role, and he showed his skills, but he was just tricky and weird, looking for awkwardness everywhere.Don't look at the politeness of the senior brother on the surface, but behind the scenes, he is a deadly enemy who can't urinate in a pot.My ugly disappointment and such a ghost have a fierce fight, will I be able to settle down in the end?If Brother Liang finds out, maybe I won't be able to be Pan Jinlian, and I'll have to go back and pretend to be the third class of government servants right away!

Then you will stay on the sidelines for the rest of your life! ... Thinking of this, she was frightened into a cold sweat immediately, and she no longer cared about asking her junior sister Shang Lanfang for advice, and immediately tracked Fourth Master Chang back from the small teahouse in the big crotch alley.This guy still doesn't forget the past, he was a little bit dazed, and finally followed back obediently, how about her?And I can't forget the immediate results, "Three Niangs Teaching the Son" came out as soon as the door was closed. "You, you fool around outside for me all day long!" shouted angrily.

"That's right!" He was quite honest, "I didn't do anything serious." "What are you doing?" asked again. "What are you doing?" He didn't care a little bit, "drink tea, smoke, chat, and find ways to relieve boredom." "Being with Gui Xiaowu all day long?" asked a question. "No mistake!" He was a little abnormally white, "absolutely not a bitch." "What are you talking about?" asked again. "A lot!" He suddenly lowered his voice, "It's mainly about foxes!" "You! You!" He gasped.

"It's not me!" He seemed even more enigmatic, "It's what the car driver from the Science and Technology Bureau said. All the foreigners in Haoerguo have researched it. The fox has a special function. This is no longer the case. It’s called superstition, it’s called, what’s called the charming method of science. Let me tell you: God!” "Oh..." This time it was the wife's turn to exclaim in surprise.She suddenly realized that she was so busy getting close to Pan Jinlian these days that she didn't realize that the Wu Dalang next to her had already changed: first, she was bolder.Second, the spirit has changed.Third, there is still a layer of evil spirit covering the whole body.She was so surprised that she couldn't keep her mouth shut for a long time, and just stared straight at Fourth Master Chang.

you!It's almost like paper. Looking, looking, she only felt that the seductive aura on Fourth Master Chang's body was getting heavier and heavier.Covered, wrapped, with strange lights shining.The dots of light were still staggered and shining, gradually seeming to hide Fourth Master Chang, no good!She rubbed her eyes hurriedly, desperately looking for her man.God!Finally flashed out again.But the more I look at it, the more I feel that something is wrong, the more I look at it, the more I feel that my man has changed. The mother-in-law's mouth suddenly pointed up, her chubby cheeks drooped, and her triangular eyes seemed to turn green, staring at her stupidly. smile.Occasionally, she suddenly found herself

Even if the well-behaved man in the room is gone, what does this guy in front of him always remind people of? oh my!How like a fox. She was so frightened that she wanted to run away, but at this moment, her calf cramped, she staggered, and almost fell to the ground.She was about to call for help when she heard someone beside her asking: "What's wrong?" She shook her head hurriedly, only to see that the light spots in her eyes disappeared with the sound, and the evil spirit The son also disappeared in the blink of an eye, and the fourth master Chang with full eyebrows and beard appeared beside him, unchanged at all, still the same old appearance.Could it be that I am too tired to practice with my junior sister all day long?She let out a long sigh of relief, but there was still a little panic in her eyes. "Look!" Fourth Master Chang continued, "Because of Pan Jinlian, who has been scolded for generations, she is dizzy and her legs are weak. What did you plan?" "You?" She was still a little skeptical. "Me?" Fourth Master Chang asked back, "What's the matter with me? Drinking for nothing, smoking a cigarette for nothing, and making tea in a teahouse for nothing, who's in the way? Why did you get so angry? " "You're fooling around with Gui Xiaowu, aren't you afraid that Third Brother Liang will know?!" "So what if you know?" Fourth Master Chang still didn't care. "I don't believe that third brother Liang is stronger than a fox! Tears are not good, they are specially for people to laugh at. You! Why didn't Wu Dalang grow up? It was all scared by the fox!" "What?!" She thought Fourth Master Chang was crazy. But this time she was not dazzled, and Fourth Master Chang hadn't changed, except for a few crazy words, everything was still the same.In the afternoon, the troupe formally established the crew of "Five Flower Cave" on April 4th, and held the rehearsal meeting for the first time. She was a little worried at first, but she didn't expect Fourth Master Chang to be unexpectedly normal.Holding a large flower pot covered with tea rust, she quietly sat in a pile with several other Wu Dalangs, seeming to have forgotten that she was once a fourth master, but she didn't care about her airs. Even so, she I was still a little worried, for fear that he would offend Third Brother Liang by being stupid in public, talking crazy, or inadvertently. You know, Brother Liang is the master of the crew! Not too bad!This guy seems to be infected with drowsiness, and he just drinks his tea with a dull head.When Third Brother Liang started talking, she couldn't care less about monitoring Fourth Master Chang. Look at how handsome he looks, how handsome he looks, how handsome his voice is, and how handsome his gestures are!It's not enough to look at it, how can I take care of my own ugly disappointment.Besides, he is still a great director, so why don't we make some shots?It's nothing to show respect with eyes, are there still not enough dan roles in the troupe? Besides, what Brother Liang said makes sense! Listen to it: "Not to mention serving the people, there is still art and virtue in it! I think that Mr. Mei Lanfangmei, Mr. Cheng Yanqiu Cheng, Mr. Shang Xiaoyunshang, and Mr. Xun Huisheng Gou were not very famous Big! But for this "Five Flower Cave" in April 4th, I am willing to be a little screw, and together I will put my energy into this play, and it will be passed down for generations, and its influence will be far-reaching!" She is very enjoyable, and she can also act in the plays that the four famous actresses have acted in... Listen again: "Taking the matter in front of us as an example, our troupe also has such a character! He inherited the revolutionary tradition, carried forward the spirit of Lei Feng, and offered to be an unsung hero! This is Saibei Mingchou, a famous performing artist in our troupe." Mister Chang Chou Le Chang!" She rushed over and pushed Fourth Master Chang: "Hey! Talk about you!" He seemed to have just woken up, with sleepiness in his eyes: "Really?" She lowered her voice: "Listen, Chang Chou Le!" He was still in doubt: "What? Is it me?" She quickly affirmed: "Hey!" He still didn't believe it: "I thought it was so good that I would die!" She was taken aback: "What?" He also said: "Look! Is Lei Feng still alive? The rest are all Wu Dalang!" She was stunned: "Oh..." Fortunately, this old theater troupe has its own unique style of meeting. As many people come to the meeting, there are as many big tea mugs, and half of them bring cigarettes.The sound of drinking tea kept coming and going, and the clouds of incense and smoke covered it.It didn't take long before democracy was fully developed under the cover of the smog in the room. People whispering, chattering, refilling tea, coming in and out, chattering, swaying figures, it was a lively scene. .And the speaker will never interfere with this freedom, you mess with yours, I say mine, and cooperate with each other tacitly.Of course, Liang Xiaolou, Mr. Liang, had a group of loyal female audiences on stage, but he would never expose the mysterious conversation between Mr. Chang and his wife.you!Maybe people are studying whether to eat dumplings stuffed with three delicacies at night, or to eat small fish boiled with steamed buns.This is the affirmation of authority, and it's such a hassle to crane your neck at every word. look!As Mr. Liang talked, he shed tears rarely. Fresh!You have to listen: "Chang Chou Le Tonggu's actions moved me very much. I think: If Mr. Mei Lanfangmei, Mr. Cheng Yanqiu Cheng, Mr. Shang Xiaoyunshang, Mr. Ke Huisheng Gou, and the spirits in heaven have knowledge, they will also feel that. I am really happy from the bottom of my heart. I am here to express my deepest respect to Comrade Chang Choule on behalf of the crew, troupe, and hundreds of audiences who love the art of clowns!" Ho!A warm welcome to "Honorable Retirement"... applause.But the wife didn't know the reason, and she just felt that her Pan Jinlian was pretty sure.It seems that Brother Liang hasn't found out about Chou Baixing and Gui Xiaowu fooling around, and it's worth a slap for this.Looking back at Fourth Master Chang again, oh ho, this guy actually twitched with tears and snot.She also felt that her nose was sour, so she hurriedly said in a suppressed voice: "Look! Third Brother Liang is so kind!" "Alas, alas..." Still crying. "It's over?" she asked. "No!" He said sadly, "I have to confess! A few days ago, I went hunting with Gui Xiaowu in Dashawozi. We caught a fox, but I forgot to pick it up!" "No nonsense!" She hurriedly stopped. "No nonsense!" He cried even more sadly, "I regret it! Why don't you pick it up!" "You're crazy!" she threatened. "No madness!" he sobbed, "I just said how pretty it would be to take the skin off and make you a fox-skin neckerchief!" "Oh!" almost shouted out. Is this okay?Crazy, crazy, Leng and Gui Xiaowu are crazy.It's a fox, a fox, all day long, and eventually the toilet paper won't hold the fire.God!What should we do?Tell the third brother directly?no!The third brother will definitely make you lukewarm and confused, otherwise it will make things worse.This, this, this... yes!Find a junior sister!People are like two legs in a pair of trouser legs, no one will twist the other to walk.Junior sister is easy-talking, popular, and never refute people's face! have to!Fat Pan Jinlian asked for help from Qiao Pan Jinlian.