Chapter 56 Section III 1

The next morning, we went to work again.After writing the above-mentioned story on paper, I began to think about it again.Yesterday's events showed that under the irascible and irritable appearance, I was weak and sentimental, just like that little whore.It sounds ugly, but I'm not dissatisfied with it.With this kind of attitude, I started to think about the leader. Having a subordinate like me was really embarrassing for him: how could I explain to my superiors that all the research topics reported were in those parts.Now I think about it, when I was in the hospital, he came to see me in the hospital and brought a bag of red banana apples from last year.That kind of fruit is light in the hand, it looks like a fat sea.Of course, I don't eat this kind of fruit. I gave it to a patient from the countryside and told him to feed it to the pigs. I don't know what the pigs think of these apples.But anyway, he came to see me and brought presents... Now I really want to come up with a decent research topic, but I can't come up with one.I thought I could forgive: I had just been hit by a car.So, I put the topic down and went to write the story again.

Cervantes said that Don Quixote's favorite Dacinia was the first master of cured pork in Toboso.Xue Song is also the number one master at burning glass in western Hunan.If he wanted to burn glass in the spring of the second year, he would go to the mountains in the first fall to cut a large cart of sage grass, dry it, and give it to a woman in the village, telling her to use the grass as firewood and give her some jars. .In this way, she has a cart full of free hay, but she can only burn it, and can't use it for anything—although the straw coir grass can still be used as a coir raincoat, and the ashes have to be collected.In this way, after one winter, Xue Song got a lot of ashes as white as jade, which were stored in jars.This ash is very alkaline—he got the first raw material for burning glass, which is alkali.He also went to the river beach to collect the whitest sand, which is the second raw material, and collected the best feldspar from the mountains, which is the third raw material, and there are fourth and fifth raw materials. Collect them all and put them together in a crucible to burn; then pour the molten glass over molten tin to cool—a piece of flat glass is thus made.This piece of glass is sometimes thick and sometimes thin. This is because although Xue Song pays attention to the ratio of raw materials, he always forgets its total amount.If there is more weight, there will be more glass liquid, and the poured glass will be thicker, otherwise it will be thinner.If it is too thin, there will be dots of round holes on the glass, just like the phenomenon of rolling thin noodles.This kind of glass made Xue Song very happy.When the glass was cool, he picked it up and looked at the holes and laughed.This kind of glass has no edges or corners, like a piece of bread.Most are square, but also trapezoidal and triangular.Xue Song will match the glass with window frames, and the window frames with houses. Some of these houses are triangular and some are trapezoidal, depending on the shape of the glass.This kind of glass is blue and green, and looking out through it is like being in deep water.

Xue Song was also the first master at making copperware. He put the copper skin on the wood and beat it with a wooden hammer.With these blows, the copper skin bends and gradually takes shape.He smashed out the sides with an iron hammer, soldered them with tin, and a copper chamber pot was made.He is also a master at making pottery, casting ironware, weaving bambooware, the best cobbler and chef.As for being a carpenter, he only started to learn in Xiangxi, and he has become a master.All in all, he has countless skills, so many that he can't remember them himself. Of course, a person like this is very useful, just keep an eye on him, otherwise he will mess around.When firing glass, he found that the viscous glass liquid could pull out silk, so he wanted to use this silk to make clothes.In this way, flat glass cannot be made—it was all drawn into silk by him.And this kind of clothes is transparent, and it will corrupt public morals after wearing them.Be careful when asking him to make a chamber pot. If he is not careful, the chamber pot will disappear and become a bronze man.Under the copper skin there are wheels, strings made of casings, and a clockwork heart, so that you can run around and say a few simple words.Although it still has the function of a chamber pot, it is very annoying.In the middle of the night, it will come to you every hour and beep and beep: Please pee.It doesn't matter if you want to pee or not.The old whore had such a chamber pot, and she didn't like it very much. She put it in the cabinet, and it turned around in the cabinet, beeping in the cabinet, please pee.Fortunately, he still has the advantage of being kind, if you don't like this chamber pot, he will immediately go to another one until you are satisfied.However, this was all before he became obsessed with the red thread.Now when you ask him to do something again, he always says: I'm busy, wait until next time.

According to the current statement, the old prostitute's obsession with Xue Song is not only infatuated with his exquisite craftsmanship, but also obsessed with his diligent attitude.In the past, when he came to see an old prostitute, he saw her body out of shape due to old age, and said: "Auntie, if you trust me, let me do a plastic surgery for you."I don't think it's difficult to puff up your cheeks and pad your breasts.The old prostitute refused, because she felt that people should have what they should look like at any age, and she didn't want to have surgery; also because the academics didn't like such trivial techniques; but the most essential reason was: Xue Song had never done this kind of surgery .This guy is very courageous. He dared to cut hemorrhoids after only practicing on the cat's asshole twice.Later, while making love to the old whore, while playing with her deflated breasts, he said: The more I look at it, the more sure I feel.If anyone dares to be so disrespectful, the old whore will whip him with a big mouth.But Xue Song is different.For a while, the old whore really considered having the surgery.This is because Xue Song has small hands and feet and brown shiny skin.He has short hair on his head and a long lock behind his head.The old whore liked him.Since you like it, you should give your body to him to practice.

As we have already said about the old whore, she always shaved off her pubic hair.She had some yellow beard on her mouth, which was too soft to shave off with a knife.Xue Song made a hair puller for her. The principle is to use a lamp, heat some rosin, stick the beard, and then condense the rosin to pull out the hair (as far as I know, the slaughterhouse uses this principle Shaved the pig's head until I found out that the rosin was poisonous), and now it's broken (no rosin to be exact, and I don't know how to add it), and the old whore had to powder the beard and look like someone with hairy legs Put on stockings.Regarding this hair puller, I would like to add that all of Xue Song's works are too complicated and difficult to manipulate.If it is not complicated, it cannot show that you are a skilled craftsman.Complexity itself is a burden - and I'm in this predicament now...