Chapter 49 Section 3

In my own story, I was betrayed just now, and I was hit with three big forks by the leader with a red pen. , but feeling very depressed.According to the woman in white, I was betrayed by a girl.This makes me more miserable.This pain is not below the pain of the little whore.Having captured the little whore, the assassins set out to kill the red line.Before they set off, the old prostitute reminded them that this little thief was a bit powerful.Those people laughed and said: What's so great about a little thief?He walked out giggling, without paying attention, and suffered a big loss in the end.After that, only the little whore and the old whore were left in the same house, and the girl started to get goosebumps, thinking: Oh no, this time it's in the hands of a chaste woman.

The profession of prostitution does not seem to be chaste, and this view is only true in general.Some whores are the most chaste, and the old whore is one of those whores.She never looked into a man's eyes and talked, but always looked at his feet; and she always crawled on all fours in front of him.According to her own statement, she has never seen a man's reproductive organs after working for so many years.Of course, she also admitted that sometimes it is inevitable to take it with her hands.But she also said: Holding it with your hands and seeing it with your eyes is the difference between being chaste and not being chaste.The old prostitute said that she had a senior sister who hanged herself because she saw that thing.Before hanging himself, he had his own eyes gouged out.People with eyes can't help but look at things when they hold them, but they have to kill this urge when they hold them.So you might as well wear sunglasses.By the way, the old whore had a pair of dark glasses like this, made of smoky quartz set in a silver frame.It would be nice if the lenses were ground, but there is no grinding, because the crystal is too hard to process.The so-called lenses are just two hexagonal crystals.The sunglasses are worn on the nose, and the whole person looks like a pangolin.Of course, her own cultivation is so deep that she no longer needs these eyes, so she doesn't need to pretend to be a pangolin anymore.

Another important thing is never to eat beans or drink cold water lest you fart in front of men.She also had a junior sister who farted loudly in front of a man once and hanged herself. Before she hanged herself, she nailed herself with a cork.All in all, the old prostitute has many mentors and sisters, all of whom have hanged themselves.She has a lot of experience and lessons, and there are many rules, and she is firm in her execution.According to her, the profession of prostitution, like the Pythagorean school, has many rules and regulations.By the way, the Pythagoreans were also not allowed to eat beans, I don't know if it was to prevent farting.But I must add that old whores don't follow any rules as long as no man is present.She is naked, hiccups and farts loudly; scratches her body with her long nails to relieve the itching, and at the same time, tilts her head, closes her eyes, and drools from the lower corner of her mouth—also known as the halazi plant something.What's even uglier is that she took a razor and sat on the corridor with her legs spread apart, looking like she was going to commit suicide by dissection, but she was actually shaving her pubic hair.The girl told these things to the men, which naturally aroused the deepest hatred of the old whore.In fact, she was kind-hearted and respected her seniors, but she just wanted to make a joke with the old lady.But judging from the results, it's better not to make this joke.

To sum up, it is not difficult to see that in the Tang Dynasty, the industry of prostitutes was divided into two factions.The school that the old prostitute belongs to is the academic school, rigorous and serious, with many rules and regulations, and strives to pursue truth, goodness and beauty.This is not a bad thing. In life, no matter what you are doing, you should always pursue something.The other faction is the liberal faction to which the little prostitute belongs, advocating freedom and unrestrainedness, returning to nature, and acting rashly.I don't think going back to nature is a bad thing.As an author, you should be impartial to the characters in your pen.But I am biased towards the liberals. If there is liberal historiography, I will definitely think that "Lafayette Sexuality Test" and "Historical Umbilical Cord Test" are all historical achievements.Anyway, this explanation finally explains why the old whore should clean up the little whore──This is a school dispute.Seeing this, the woman in white smiled slightly and said: What nonsense!He put down the manuscript and said, "Let's go, your cousin is waiting for us."She didn't say good or bad about these stories, and I don't know whether to be satisfied or disappointed.

The woman in white later pointed out that I had a problem with my wording.Whoever I refer to as academics are people who are very unlike me.Whoever I refer to as a liberal is someone who resembles me in temperament.She made a lot of sense, but it didn't help me.Because I don't know anything about my temperament.Although the ancients said that it is important to have self-knowledge, this kind of requirement is too much for a person who only has two days of memory.Therefore, I have no choice but to ask the reader to forgive me for my lack of expression. Before I get to my cousin, I want to finish the story of the little whore.As mentioned earlier, petite whores are casual with men.She was one of those liberal whores with no chastity, and it would be inconvenient to live with a chaste academic whore.She told Xue Song several times that she wanted to move.But Xue Song always said: let’s make do, I don’t have time to build you a house.

The old prostitute also said that she didn't want to see the little prostitute and asked Xue Song to build a barrier between the two houses.Xue Song also said, let's make do with it, I'm too busy!Xue Song was not like this in the past, he didn’t need others to talk, he would come to the door and ask the other party what work to do; he would carefully design a new house for the little prostitute, making a model of clay and wood, and after several revisions, until The customer is satisfied, and then start production; he will also use the best nanmu to make the board barrier that the old prostitute wants, and then use putty to joint it, polish it, and paint trees and scenery on it in color, so that people can see it before hitting it. Can't see any barriers at all.Not only the prostitutes, everyone in the village found that a perpetual motion machine was missing, and the whole village was missing a heart—because Xue Song was obsessed with the red thread and no longer worked, so no one built houses, built waterways, and built firewood transporters cableway.As a woman without chastity, the little whore can still make do with it; while the old whore lives without dignity.It turned out that Xue Song built a machine for scratching itches, using wind power to drive forty wooden gears, which can be rubbed upwards when itches on the back. Now that it is broken, Xue Song will not come to fix it.It turned out that Xue Song built a spotlight that could rotate freely, and there was a mirror on the lamp stand for the old prostitutes to decorate themselves indoors.Now it can't be turned anymore, and all the private activities of the old prostitute have to be carried out in broad daylight.This makes the chastity of the old whore almost a laughingstock.

If you don't think of a solution quickly, you will have to commit suicide. Without Xue Song's service in the stockade, it shows the disadvantages of the academic school.This school of prostitutes is only good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and has always learned little about making a living.For example, when the wind tickle machine was broken, the little whore would use a pumice stone to wipe her back with no regard for decency.This inelegant behavior made the old whore almost roll her eyes with anger; and she herself was itching like crazy, but she couldn't find a place to rub.The water pipe was broken, and the little whore would fetch water, but the old whore would just put the bucket under the eaves and pray silently, hoping that it would rain and bring some water.As for the damage to the cableway for sending firewood, it has no effect on the little prostitute.Just pick some dead branches and fallen leaves as firewood.That's the thing, and the old whore doesn't do it, she just cuts a fresh vegetable from the garden and takes it out on the porch, hoping to attract an old buffalo that's wandering around.It's not the purpose to attract it, the purpose is to hope it will shit in front of the door.Cow dung is an excellent fuel when dried.Unfortunately, there are not many conscientious buffaloes, and they often eat vegetables but refuse to poop.When the old prostitute pointed at the buffalo's butt and cursed, the young prostitute was rolling in the hallway laughing --- gloating like this would naturally lead to death...