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Chapter 48 Section 2

Wanshou Temple 王小波 1665Words 2018-03-19
At noon, I complained to the woman in white: the leader crossed out my newly proposed topic, and I had nothing to say when I crossed out "Lafayette Sexuality Test"; why also crossed out "Historical Umbilical Cord Test"?He has no idea what I'm talking about!It was already mentioned in the old manuscript quoted above that the umbilical cord of history is a limp penis. You have a donkey's mouth, and you can say anything everywhere!These words made me smart: I am so clueless, like a donkey with a straight intestine.I hurriedly lowered my voice and asked: Did I tell the leader the umbilical cord of history?She snorted and said: You still need to talk to him!Others won't make small reports?Speaking of it, I should bite you, as long as you can make girls smile, you can uncover the graves of your own family... At this time, I broke out in a cold sweat: I am not only a straight-hearted ass, but also a womanizer!When I asked who betrayed me, she refused to say, "I'm not here to sow discord, you can inquire yourself... I don't need to inquire, because I have already made up my mind that in the future, apart from her, no I never look at any woman more than once, let alone talk to them.But I still have a problem: I wrote "The Examination of Wanshou Temple" by myself. I thought it was funny when I wrote it, but I don't know where it was.I also raised this question, but the woman in white didn't answer, just knocked on the bowl with chopsticks, and shouted sharply: I hate it!Hate!I am eating!I dare not ask any more.But I know that "Wanshou Temple" is also an allusion. I invented this allusion. Everyone knows it, but I don't know it.

In my new story I resolved to focus on the little whore.From the outside, she looks very similar to Hongxian, with a brown body, a little green from a distance, but not green from a close look; but it is very different from the inside.The main difference is that she has not been calculated by a certain man, she is innocent, and her heart is on all men; of course, the blue man is an exception.People of this color she gave to old whores.That is to say, apart from opposing Blue, her heart is blank. This girl is most afraid of cold and sticky, because she is afraid of snakes and frogs.But Hongxian is not afraid of cold-blooded animals. She often holds a frog's leg with her left hand, and pinches a snake's neck with her right hand, letting the snake in her right hand swallow the frog in her left hand.Then pinch the snake's mouth open and drag the frog out.Do this a dozen times, and then let them go.Afterwards, when the snake saw the frog, it would turn off its stomach; and when the frog saw the snake, it became furious, and jumped on its head to urinate.Therefore, if you touch the red line with cold hands, not only will you not be able to scare the red line, but you will also be kicked by her on the testicles.But the red line is not invulnerable: she is most afraid of mice.Touching her with hot, hairy hands can make her faint.But the little whore is not afraid of mice.She considered mice a delicacy, especially if they were alive.She kept a box of little white mice, and often took one out, spread honey all over its body, and then put the poor little animal into her mouth with its tail, as an appetizer before every meal.If you touch a little prostitute with a hot hand, not only will she not be afraid, but she will turn around and bite off your nose.The two girls sometimes use homosexuality as a game, but they don't trust each other.The red line always asks: Did you eat mice today?The little prostitute lied: I haven't eaten for a long time, my mouth is clean.She also asked the red thread: Did you pick up the snake with your hands today?The red thread said: I took it, but I washed my hands.My hands are also clean.In fact, she didn't wash her hands at all.They cheat on each other like a pair of real lovers.For some reason, those assassins were prepared to touch the little prostitute with cold hands (it had succeeded), and they had to touch the red line with hot hands (not yet).That is to say, they have insiders in the stockade and know some inside information.

Every girl has a weakness, and she's safe when a guy doesn't know that weakness.But if her weakness is known to men, it must be because of another woman's betrayal.Before the little prostitute passed out, she thought she had been betrayed by the old prostitute.This idea is of course very reasonable.After being knocked unconscious, she was tied up, a smelly sock was stuffed in her mouth, and carried into the house of a prostitute in Lai.After waking up, she murmured in her heart: Damn, why did she die in her hands?I hate it! In my memory, the night has different colors.Some nights are purple, and the stars and moon are pale.Some nights are transparent pale green, and the stars and moon are rose-colored.The most terrible night is the smoky blue, the stars and the moon are like some smeared yellow paint.To eavesdrop in someone's corridor on a night like this is an absurd idea in itself; so dying is even more absurd.Since arriving in Xiangxi, the little prostitute has not worn clothes.Now she felt more dignified to die with clothes on.She had a white dressing gown that reached only her thigh, trimmed with red, and had a thin red sash, in which she was going to die.She also had a clean kapok pillow that she never used, and she wanted to suffocate with it.The specific method is this: a strong man lies on the ground, and she lies on him.This man hugged her tightly, holding her hands, and the other held a pillow to suffocate her, and neither of these two men could be blue.Even this way of dying didn't feel too interesting to her.

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