Chapter 19 Section III 1

Now I have a guess about my past: I seem to be a cynic, or rather, a fucker.No one told me about it, I guessed it myself.Although it doesn't sound good enough, I am deeply relieved by it.This kind of guessing comes from reading this manuscript; the author is talking nonsense, contradicting himself, writing this before and then writing that later, it seems that he is not a responsible person; since I am such a person, I don’t have to bother with refilling the form requirements.To be honest, I don't know what to fill in.Besides, if I was a serious old pedant in the past, in my current situation, I really can't do it if I want to be a pedant.

One day in the past, after Xue Song was hacked, he ran to the old prostitute's house bleeding to ask for his arms, and prepared to conquer the Miao people on the mountain. In this way, the clues of the first chapter were continued.According to the military practice of the Tang Dynasty, the camp prostitutes should keep things for the generals, just like people today, the money is not kept at home, but in Xiaomi's hands.All important things of Xue Song were kept in the house of the old prostitute (she should be called Lao Mi), including his armor, bow and arrow, and seal.The woman wrapped it heavily and put it in a box.For the peace of his conscience, he also gave the little whore an old sword without its scabbard, which she used to dig worms in the back garden for fishing.This sword is too blunt and too light for chopping wood, so it can only dig earthworms.Later it rusted and turned red, like a red snake.He also gave her a folding fan, which she used to beat mosquitoes, and soon broke the fan bones, turning it into a messy pile of tatters.He hurried to get armed, just like a person who got up early in the morning and ran to the gate of the bank to wait, wanting to withdraw his savings, urgently needed.There are some banks that are eager to open the door because there are such customers waiting at the door, and this is the little whore.She rushed over in a panic and brought Xue Song's old sword.It was a very ugly sword, and it had no scabbard.To be honest, Xue Song gave it to the little prostitute for safekeeping, but he didn't intend to take it.He held the sword for a while, then threw it under the eaves.There are also some banks that are not eager to open the door because of this kind of customer. She is the old prostitute, her movements are slow; she slowly finds the key, slowly opens the box, and looks back at Xue Song from time to time.Xue Song covered his head with a white cloth, like an Arab, but his buttocks were bare, which was different.The little whore was agitated, circling around him, and her breasts were closing together again in front of her chest like fists because of the tension.

At the same time, Xue Song was still yelling like a locomotive; finally some mercenaries were recruited.He told them that there was a seedling hiding in the backyard of his house, and he chopped off his ears and cut off his ears. He wanted to go up the mountain to fight, and the soldiers booed wildly: "Okay, okay."Great.These people said it was great, and they didn't mean that it would be good to fight, but that it would be good for Xue Song to lose his ear.But he wasn't angry at all.Xue Song is like his handlebar, only showing off his power when he sees a woman.He repeatedly urged the old prostitute to bring out her real weapons. Those things were: suede clothes worn close to the body, chain mail worn over suede, leather armor worn over chain mail, and leather armor worn over Heavy armor made of iron leaves, helmets, visors, boots inlaid with iron sheets, heavy bows, arrows, etc.He is going to wear all these things on his body and ride a white horse to the mountains. In addition to showing some strength to the Miao people, he also wants to give them a mighty fashion show—he is so impatient—I think this is because he once Growing up in front of a Hmong girl, showing off her might.All in all, Xue Song's problems are all caused by the red line.

The old whore finally opened the box and got the stuff out.To Xue Song's surprise, the condition of these weapons was very bad.In fact, both weapons and armor needed maintenance; and the old whore did nothing.To name just one thing, the chainmail was rusty and glued together like a brick, and the leather jackets had layers of green mold rising up like mushrooms.Another most serious problem is that Xue Song's war horse is hard to find.Theoretically, it is still in the village, if it has not been eaten by the leopard that occasionally wanders around.But I don't know where to find it.One thing must be mentioned in advance: if anything that can walk is lost in the stock, if it does not want to come out, it will be very difficult to find, because the stock is a huge forest; Or a horse, or something.All are important in this story.Encountering these difficulties before going out on the expedition made Xue Song even more angry, and gave the old prostitute a vicious look. The woman flinched and hid behind.Now Xue Song is facing a problem: how to wear this red brick and mushroom.In view of the status quo of the armor, someone suggested that Xue Song should not wear it, and just hold a rattan plate in his hand to cover it.In this case, of course, the spear cannot be used.The person who made this suggestion said that Xue Song does not need to use a gun, but can use a long knife for one-handed use.This idea was also rejected.Although it has obvious benefits, it is light and cool.Later they hung the chain mail on a tree and beat it with sticks, knocking off a lot of red rust, and they could barely wear it, but it was still uncomfortable to wear.Xue Song still needs a mount. If the horse still cannot be found, he has to ride a buffalo. A heavily armored warrior riding on the back of an ox is simply unimaginable.Under such circumstances, it is still a mystery whether Xue Song will go up the mountain to conquer the Miao people.Fortunately, a miracle occurred: the beast appeared on the road by itself, and it was more like a horse than a cow.So it was caught and put on the bridle.Now Xue Song breathed a sigh of relief, and searched for that old prostitute.If he can't go to war today, he has to deal with that old whore's negligence of her duties and failure to maintain her ordnance.According to military discipline, not only will the old prostitute be beaten with forty army sticks, but she will also be pierced through her ear with an arrow and escorted to camp.Xue Song really didn't want to do this to this woman - this was because he had grown up in front of this woman.I wrote before that Xue Song grew up in front of the red line, but now that Xue Song and the red line have fallen apart, he refuses to admit it.Fortunately, Xue Song has grown up, so the process is irrelevant.

As mentioned earlier, this old prostitute wants to start a career in Fenghuangzhai. In her career, Xue Song has a very important position, but this is her career after all, not Xue Song's career.So she didn't take good care of Xue Song's weapons, if he came later to ask for them, all these things would be scrapped.Although there were all kinds of unpleasantness, the result was not bad.Xue Song finally got dressed and got on his naughty horse (it didn't want Xue Song to ride it very much). At this time, his soldiers were also armed, but not completely armed—most of them had weapons However, there were very few people wearing armor, and none of them had fully worn armor, because the weather was really hot—and so it was time to go out.It goes without saying that going to the mountains to conquer the Miao people is the really difficult thing to do.The Miao people are brave and good at fighting, and there are many people.But Xue Song felt that he could win—it seems that the red line has a lot of troubles.

Following Xue Song's command, the soldiers stood up in formation like an earthworm.Because it was too hot in the armor, Xue Song didn't have the heart to organize the team, and wanted to leave early - if he really wanted to organize it, he might not be able to organize it.The old prostitute wore heavy makeup, stood in front of the horse, fanned her face, and chanted in a long voice: Come back victorious early.This is neither military regulations nor etiquette, but the tradition of camp prostitutes.Xue Song was very moved, and at the same time turned his helmeted head to the house where the young camp prostitute lived, and saw her standing on the porch, leaning against a pillar, wearing nothing and no wig; The body, and the doll-like head are exposed, and the expression is focused.Seeing Xue Song looking at her, she straightened up and blew a kiss to him.Xue Song didn't understand what she meant, or he pretended not to understand because he was already preparing for the expedition.This representation is far from encouraging.Then they set off.

When the group of people passed through the village, a stone hit Xue Song's helmet.He turned his head in the direction the stone had come from, and saw Redline standing by the side of the road.She is doing a strange posture: she is holding a long knife horizontally in her right hand, with the edge of the knife facing outward; the palm of her left hand is pressed down, just at the height of her pubic hair. "Called.This is the posture of a Miao challenge—if you are a Miao, if you see this posture and do not step up to the challenge, you will admit defeat—but Xue Song didn't know this, so he walked away.Hongxian didn't know that Xue Song didn't know about this, so she put away the long knife and went home.She even felt that Xue Song was very generous and was a little moved.