Chapter 15 Section 4

There is another theory about Xue Song grabbing the red line: he caught her not on the mountain, but by the water.This place is very close to Fenghuang Village, just beside the stream behind Xue Song's house.The red line fished in the river, naked, with only a rope around the waist, and a small fishing basket tied to it, and Xue Song saw it like this.He liked her very much—she had no tattoos or chewed betel nut—so he jumped out of the bushes and yelled: Marriage robbery!Red thread looked at him for a while, sighed, climbed ashore, untied the fish basket from his waist, turned around, lowered his head and said, "Go grab it."According to the etiquette of snatching marriages, Xue Song should have hit her with a club in the back of the head, knocked her out, and snatched her away.But Xue Song didn't prepare a stick.He hurried to the woods, looking for a thicker branch, but he couldn't find it for a while.It is conceivable that if Xue Song can't find the stick, the red thread will be snatched away by other people with sticks, which makes Xue Song very anxious.Later, he ran out of the woods and hit the back of Hongxian's head with his fist, and Hongxian passed out.Then Xue Song carried her on his shoulders, at this time she woke up again, and told Xue Song not to forget her fish basket.She didn't groan until she saw Xue Song picked up the fish basket and saw clearly that the rice field eel in the fish basket did not take the opportunity to escape, and passed out again.Afterwards, Xue Song carried her back home.

Naturally, there is a third possibility, that is, Xue Song met the red line in the woods, and shouted: Marriage robbery!Hongxian fainted and let Xue Song snatch her away.But in this statement, the dignity of the red line is not respected, so I am not prepared to believe this third statement.According to the second theory, Hongxian woke up in Xue Song's bamboo building and asked him what kind of stick he used to knock her out. Xue Song had to admit that there was no stick and he used his fist.After that, Hongxian was very dissatisfied, thinking that a stick wrapped in cowhide, a door handle wrapped in cotton wool, or at least a rolling pin wrapped in cloth strips should be used.The stick shows the determination to snatch the marriage, and the package shows the groom's concern for the bride.Knocking her out with a fist means it's casual.Although there are all kinds of dissatisfaction, but also too late to regret.The red line had no choice but to live with Xue Song──In fact, the second argument and the first argument lead to the same goal by different routes.

There is another thing, which is also very important: it has been a long time since Xue Song snatched the red line, and that matter has not been done yet.This is because Xue Song has the problem of long foreskin.One day, Hongxian inspected him carefully, and said according to the etiquette he taught: I am afraid I will cut off the front half; Said: bitch!How dare you hurt the master!But after a few days, the wound healed.And then he did that to the red thread, so crazy that she mumbled, "Damn, didn't I kill myself?"After this minor operation, Xue Song's handlebars quickly grew thick and big, and he often stood upright on his own.At this time, he was very proud and asked Hongxian to come and see.At first, the red thread bowed on the floor according to the etiquette and said: Master!congratulations!Later, I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and at most shrugged and said: I see—don't you think it's ugly?But no matter what, this is always the first step for Xue Song to grow up.After that, Xue Song gained some prestige in the village.Because his handle is already thick and big, others have seen it too.

There are various theories about how Xue Song snatched the red line, and this is the most complicated one.If that statement wasn't complex enough, that is to say, it wasn't dizzying enough.In this story, there is Xue Song, there is the red line, and some mercenaries appear indistinctly.Let's leave this story like this for now.Thus I have two beginnings, which complement each other and do not contradict each other.In this story, penis, erection, and adulthood all have special meanings.Xue Song grew up in front of an old prostitute, and grew up in front of a Miao girl. The two things are of course very different.Therefore, it can be said that Xue Song is not one person, but two people.If the division continues like this, Xue Song can still be three people, four people; countless branches will be born.Therefore, it is still not good.I really don't like my upside-down style in the past.However, all of these are things that have been done in the past. Can I let myself go now?