Chapter 32 Two thousand eight hundred and forty-seven days

Che Chiguo. We came to Che Chi Country. From afar, I saw a group of Taoist priests beating a monk. When I got closer, I saw that it was a Taoist priest beating a group of monks. "It's too much, why don't you fight back when he hits you?" I asked the monks. "You don't have eyes, we are tied up!" "It's too much, it's not a force to win, why don't you untie them and fight again?" I asked the priest. "You idiot, can I still live?" "You all have a point." I walked around them and continued on. "He is also a monk... why don't you beat him?" The monks shouted to the Taoist in unison.

I turned around and jumped violently: "Everyone is a monk, do you have any loyalty?" "Who just wanted to pretend to have nothing to do with it and slip away?" "You really are a monk!" The Taoist rushed out. "I'm carrying luggage!" Drifting drew a clear line with me in time. "I'm luggage!" Bajie responded quickly. As for the monkey... If the monkey is here now, will the three of us still pretend to be grandchildren like this? "There is something to say, everyone is out to make a living. The Buddhist and Taoist gangs have always had their own territories. If they don't make money, are you going to die?"

"Nonsense! Our Che Chi Kingdom has always respected the Tao and never tolerated the existence of Buddhism!" "Why is that?" "Why? What a strange question. Of course, because a country can only have one religion!" "Where is this happening? Why haven't I heard of it in Datang?" "Are you from Datang?" "Exactly." "Your Tang Dynasty is a negative teaching material. Buddhism and Taoism in your place are fighting each other every day. They fought bloody battles in order to grab territory, believers, and donations. "Where did you hear that? Although it is true that Buddhism and Taoism compete for believers in the Great Tang Dynasty, but if you believe it or not, no one can force you to believe it?"

"Hahaha, it's ridiculous, there is no such country in the world." "Just because you are not here, you can't think that there are no such things in the world!" "Even if there is, it must be hypocrisy. You are all deceived and brainwashed!" "My brain has been washed, but yours is still full of paste!" "Bold! How dare you, a missionary from a small, remote and poor country, be rude to me!" "Is this line so familiar? I should have said it, right? You, a country with an area of ​​one acre and three acres of communication, basically rely on shouting and electricity, and basically rely on flashing, dare to call yourself the Celestial Dynasty!"

"Bold! Our Chechi country has become the world's superpower under the leadership of the great King Louis V times four plus eight equals the sixteenth king who is wise and powerful and has no boundaries. All our rural areas have used toilets. The penetration rate of electric lights has reached 9%, each village has a cow, and every three days can eat a meal of white rice. Are you afraid of such economic achievements? Are you amazed? Are you trembling... " "Have you never known what the outside world is like?" "Of course I know. We study your Datang with a critical eye every day. After studying, we agree that the atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty is chaotic and fights occur frequently. Teenagers don't study hard and only know how to fall in love. The quality and cultural level of the people lag behind ours. Eight hundred years of the empire..."

"Who taught you all this..." "It is the incomparably wise, omniscient, absolutely correct Huli, Luli and Yangli great immortals!" "I suddenly want to meet them." So we were put in chains and carried in front of the three great immortals. "Meow! I heard that you are spreading heresy in our country?" asked the Immortal Hu Li wearing a tiger head cap. "What I spread is Buddhism. It can be preached in all countries, why can't it only be done here?" "Lu! Here, we only recognize the correctness of one thought, and that is Taoism!" Lu Li shouted.

"Whether Taoism is correct or not is not determined by anyone. All religions are the same in the world. Whether it is correct or not, whether you believe in it or not, all living beings can judge and choose for themselves. Besides, even if Taoism is correct, it does not mean that everyone else is wrong." "Baa! Too many religions will lead to confusion in the minds of Chinese people, leading them astray and causing chaos." Yang Li said. "Then why is this not the case in the Tang Dynasty? All religions can live in peace, is it only the people of your country who have no judgment ability? Believe what you listen to, why is that?"

"Meow!" Hu Li shouted, "Bold! How dare you laugh at our people. Push it out and chop it up." "I'm just asking, why is it a crime? If you really think Taoism is more correct than Buddha, do you dare to debate it openly with me?" "Hey! Then we will hold a debate on Buddhism and Taoism. We will set up a high platform and broadcast it nationwide. But if you lose, you will die." Lu Li shouted. "Hey, it's just a debate. Why do you have to die if you lose?" "Meh! This is the case in our country. You think differently from us. You are the enemy, so I will kill you."

"Then you lost?" "Meow! We can't lose!" "why?" "Lu! Because if we can't tell you, it means that your thinking is too dangerous, it's a monster, so we still have to kill you." "So I'm going to die anyway?" "Meh! That's right!" The debate took place the next day.In the square outside the palace, a high platform was built with wooden tables.Banners were hung on the stage: "Congress to Criticize Buddhist Heresy Tang Sanzang." "How long will it take to climb up this platform?" I watched.

"Meow! That's not for you to sit on, it's for displaying your head in public later on." "Then where are we debating?" Hu Li pointed to the two huge copper tripods next to them. Firewood was burning underneath, and the water in the tripod began to emit steam. "Too polite, debate while cooking hot pot? It's so beautiful." "Hey! It's for you. Jump in!" Lu Li said. "Ah? It's the custom in your country to have a meeting while soaking in hot springs? It's just that many people are staring at..." "Meh! This is the rule of our country. In order to limit the debate time, if you don't convince us before the water boils, you lose."

"It should be familiar." "Hum! To be fair, we'll also send one to the other cauldron." "But...there is a small candle under your pot, and my side has dry firewood..." "Meow! Players can apply to change venues if they are not satisfied." "Of course I will." So I switched to another pot. But they also swapped the firewood underneath. "Is this considered a swap?" "Meh! What a thorough change!" "Ok……" So both debaters stripped naked and jumped into the pot, glaring at each other. "What are we arguing about? Astronomy, geography, political economy? Or animal breeding? I'm good at the last one." "Meow! Let's debate today: why the Taoism founded by our great king Louis two times one plus thirteen equals the sixteenth is absolutely correct and a magic weapon for all trials and all spirits." "What? Taoism was founded in your country? Then, the Supreme Lord is also from your country?" "Hey! You just found out today? It really is a fool from a small country in the east." "You have the ability to go to our Datang Stand on Chang'an Avenue and say this ten thousand times!" "Meow! Stop talking nonsense! Tell me quickly: Why is the Taoism founded by the great king Louis of our country three times three plus nine equals the sixteenth century is absolutely correct and a magic weapon for all trials and all spirits." "Okay, why is the great king Louis three times three plus nine actually equal to the Taoism founded by the eighteenth generation, which is absolutely correct? I will prove it from the following points...wait...I am not Should it be the opposite?" "Lu! No, you are the positive side. We are the negative side." "So... your argument is that the great king Louis three times three plus nine is actually equal to the Taoism founded by the eighteenth generation. Isn't it absolutely correct and a magic weapon for all trials and all spirits?" "Meow! No! Our opposing argument is: the great King Louis three times three plus nine is equal to the Taoism founded by the sixteenth generation, which is absolutely correct, and the magic weapon of all trials and all spirits plus one hundred and eighty-six!" "I see...you don't need a debate here at all." "Hey! You've finally come to your senses. Truth doesn't need to be debated, nor can it be doubted." "Yeah... I have grown up so much, and I only know this when I come to this magical country today." "Hey! Then you admit defeat." "Yeah... Hey? What the hell, I lost... It's obvious that you are stupid! You first believe that one thing cannot be questioned, so of course no one can argue with you." "Meow! This is what happens when you challenge the truth." "Can we talk less about truth and more about facts?" "What! Facts? What's that?" I lost magnificently. "Hey! Since you lost, let's behead as agreed." "You just want to kill me, so why bother to do such a thing?" "Meow! Let me ask His Royal Highness, whether to kill first and then cook or cook first and then kill!" "I would like to ask the other party's debate friends: Did the great and absolutely correct Taoism teach you to be so brutal and tyrannical? Actually, I have read the original text of your great classic programmatic work, which is only 500 words, and there is no mention of any differences of opinion. will kill." "What!? What is that?" "It's "Lao Tzu"! You shout every day that Taoism dominates the world, and you don't even know what it is?" "Hey! We only read the great book "Lao Tzu is the Number One in the World" written by the great King Louis, who four times three minus two equals the sixteenth. "So that's why you don't know what Taoism is at all. It's just doing the behavior of barbaric tribes under the guise of governing the country with Taoism. If I knew that his thoughts would become like this when they circulated in the world, I wouldn't know I won’t be so angry that I will burn the book.” "Meow! There are so many nonsense to die. Cut off his tongue before killing him, lest he shout reactionary slogans during execution." I sighed and said, "You say you don't know what the truth is. But there is one fact you must know." "Meh! What is it?" "Throughout the ages, anyone who tried to boil me to death has died." Monkeys fell from the sky. Fifteen hundred words are omitted here. "Meow! Baa! Lu! Damn it! You can't argue with us, so you hit someone!" Hu Li, Yang Li, and Lu Li shouted when their heads were shot. "You made a mistake again. You were the ones who wanted to kill me first. You are unreasonable and superstitious to use violence to solve everything. What happened? When others talk about violence to you, you are not opponents. This is too ridiculous." The people of Che Chi State were very panicked. The three great masters died. They thought the country was about to perish, and chaos enveloped the whole country. "They seem to think that we are going to take their throne?" said the pig. "It's ridiculous. Who cares that two times four plus eight equals the seat of the sixteenth king." "You finally got it right this time," I said. "Such a simple question, why are they wrong?" "Because they don't need the right answer, they just want to see who dares to disagree with them." I sighed. None of this would have happened. Let's move on.Che Chiguo might die, but not because of the death of the three national teachers, but because after the death of the three national teachers, there were new national teachers, and they would not know what went wrong.Because the always correct national teachers do not allow them to think about any problems.