Chapter 29 Eight hundred and twelve days

We got caught again. In the Lotus Cave, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao counted the number of people over and over again. "One less." "Couldn't you eat just one dish away?" said the pig indignantly. "I let you go and call the monkey." Jin Jiao said. "Don't be stupid, let him go and he will run away!" Drifting shouted, "Let me, an honest man, go!" "You are indeed more honest than a pig!" Bajie was angry. "You won't run, Tianpeng." Jin Jiao looked at Bajie, "Although you are covered in pork, I know you still have the arrogance of a god in your bones."

"You know me?" The pig looked at him in amazement. "Who are you? We met in the sky?" Golden Horn winked at him. "This wink... I seem to have seen it somewhere... I'm about to remember..." the pig shouted, "You are..." So I learned about the past of Jinjiaoyinjiao—— Five hundred years ago, the Tushita Palace. The golden boy and the silver boy have nothing to do, they just sit still. Tushita Palace is full of clouds all the year round, but there is nothing but clouds. There are almost no tangible things here, except for the alchemy furnace.It is the treasure of the Supreme Lord. The world and the gods all want to get the golden elixir of the Supreme Lord. For this, I don't know how much incense money has been enshrined to him.

But staring at a stove for tens of thousands of years in a vast cloud and mist, no matter who it is, it will be a little tiresome. This is the case with the golden boy and the silver boy. What makes the golden boy depressed is that since he is a golden boy, he should be matched with a jade girl, but why did he get a silver boy? The silver boy is depressed. Since there are golden boys and silver boys, there should also be copper boys, iron boys, tin boys, and lead boys. Why are there only two?It made him the lowest level in Tushita Palace. The Taishang Laojun loves purity very much, and he should not be disturbed in the slightest when he is doing alchemy and meditating.The problem is that he has never done alchemy or meditation, and has never done anything else.The gold and silver boy has been unable to speak a word for thousands of years, and almost his language function has degenerated.

However, although the language has degenerated, they have invented another way of communication. Blinking the left eye represents 0, blinking the right eye represents 1, 011010101010101, any information in the world can be expressed in binary, but the eyes are tired, but the advantage is silence, And keep it secret. They have had nothing to do for thousands of years. They have long used this binary to compile an operating system, a set of office software, a browser, a search engine, a bunch of online games, and even a QQ.It's just that they have to blink hundreds of millions of times every time they load. Fortunately, their hardware has also been upgraded, and the blinking speed is so fast that no one can see that they are blinking.

So it seems to others that they just fan the stove all day long, but in fact they are very busy, the system is complicated, there are too many bugs to fix, and the more work they do, the more work they have to do. Is this the fate of programmers? ? By the way, the fan they use to fan the stove is called a plantain fan.The two of them each hold a handful, exactly the same, there is no difference. Jinyin Boy didn't think this plantain fan was a treasure.Just like the green bull that Taishang Laojun sat out of the customs, he didn’t feel that the ring on his nose was a treasure, but one person became a chicken and a dog, and even a chicken coop and a dog pen were able to ascend to heaven, and Taishang Laojun became The moral god, whoever takes his toothpick can be a tyrant.

This day, Taishang Laojun has something to do, because Zhenyuan Daxian came and brought some ginseng fruits, and the two entered a dungeon for a secret talk. This Zhen Yuanzi and Taishang Laojun are old acquaintances, and they were regarded as Taoist friends who practiced together in the past, but they did not agree with each other when they practiced Taoism. Jinyintongzi always felt that when Zhenyuan Daxian and Taishang Laojun met, there was a strange tacit understanding, and there were some things that only the two of them knew, just like Jintong and Yintong. They have a heavenly venerable and an earthly ancestor. In fact, all the gods who practice Taoism in the world are either their seniors or brothers, or their disciples and grandchildren.

The Taishang Laojun respected the Jade Emperor on the surface, but in fact the Jade Emperor knew that he couldn't control the Taishang Laojun's affairs at all.For example, the heavens and monsters have become like this, the Taishang Laojun didn't care at all, and none of the gods from all over the world came to help, which is not like the chaos in the world during the time of the Conferred Gods List.why? The Jade Emperor also understood in his heart that the Taishang Laojun was waiting for the Jade Emperor to admit that without my Daode Tianzun, what kind of emperor you are can't even deal with a monkey.

The Jade Emperor was also struggling, thinking he couldn't admit it, I didn't ask you to be an old man when I went to Xitian to ask the Buddhists to help, it just depends on when you can't help but do it yourself. No, the Four Great Heavenly Kings have been seconded from the Great Hall of Great Heroes in Lingshan Mountain. This is like slapping the Taishang Laojun in the face with the soles of his shoes. Obviously his Taoist temple is nearby, so he wants to invite monks from far away. Chanting. So this time Zhen Yuanzi came here, maybe he was discussing this matter with Taishang Laojun.These two people also have similar hobbies, they both like to show that they don't care about world affairs, and bury their heads in tinkering with things.Zhenyuanzi planted trees, Taishang Laojun made alchemy, a biological, a pharmaceutical, can be regarded as an industrial chain.

Like Taishang Laojun, Zhen Yuanzi also has two Taoist boys with him, one is Qingfeng and the other is Mingyue. As soon as Taishang Laojun and Zhen Yuanzi met, there was an attitude of dissatisfaction in their eyes without saying a word.This relationship naturally extends to their followers as well.When Jintong Yintong and Qingfengmingyue met each other, they didn't need to speak, their eyes met, sparks flew everywhere immediately. Unlike the golden boy and the silver boy whose language function has degenerated, Qingfengmingyue is a chatterbox, and I don't know how Zhen Yuanzi has survived to this day without being annoyed to death by them.

When Qingfeng and Mingyue are together, they are a pair of cross talk. Qingfeng has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, which is funny, and Mingyue pretends to be silly and obedient, and is flattering. "Our land is good. Flowers and plants are fragrant all year round, and rare birds and animals have never been seen before." Qingfeng said. "Not to mention eating." Mingyue said. "Our ginseng fruit is not simple. It only bears thirty-three fruits every nine thousand years, which is much more precious than Tiangong flat peaches. We have eaten flat peaches before, so it's not unusual, but ginseng fruit..." Qingfeng said.

"Some people can't eat even if they want to," Mingyue said. The golden and silver boy just didn't speak, but looked at each other, and the code in his eyes said: "These two country bumpkins who can't afford a house in the sky and can only live in the mountains, who wants to eat your genetically modified fruits." "Your place is really boring." Qingfeng stood up and looked around, "There are fog effects all over the place, and there is a stove in the middle, this art is too lazy. Look at our Wuzhuang Temple, it is called a beautiful landscape, pavilions." "You will be stuck in the dungeon," Mingyue said. The golden and silver boy had a pair of eyes, and thought: what is a dungeon of level 30? Do you know what level the Tushita Palace is?Do you know how many guilds have been disbanded by this dropped equipment?Do you know that you don't need to believe in any brother or Buddha, just eat a golden pill and you can be resurrected in situ? "Is that how you refine your pills?" Qingfeng circled the stove, "What materials do you use?" Jinyin Tongzi thought to himself: If we tell you that they are flour balls and put a label on them blessed by Taishang Laojun, can you still buy them? "Do you know how our ginseng fruit is grown?" Qingfeng said, "We have a secret recipe." "We planted people directly under the tree." Mingyue said. Qingfeng rushed forward and knocked him down: "I don't need your words this time." Just at this time, Bull Demon King and Luo Sha rushed in. "It's a robbery, be serious." Bull Demon King held up the axe, "Go and stand by the wall." "What's the law and order in your Tiangong?" Qingfeng called out, "There are robbers in broad daylight, if this changes our Wuzhuang Temple..." "They will directly use bulldozers to demolish the houses," Mingyue said. The golden and silver boy still didn't speak and didn't move, not because they were calm, but because they didn't know where the wall was. "Which of you is the Taishang Laojun?" the Bull Demon King asked. None of the four spoke. "Don't be afraid." Bull Demon King said, "I'm just asking you to understand some issues and do some investigation. As long as you cooperate, we will follow the rules. Let me ask again, who is the Supreme Lord?" He raised his axe. "Stop talking nonsense." Luo Sha fumbled in the cloud, "Where are all the treasures hidden?" "Kids, have you seen a fan, an iron ring, a sword or something like that?" Niu asked. The gold and silver boy shook his head while holding the fan. The Bull Demon King snatched Jintong's fan and took a look: "There's no reason it should be this." He threw it into the cloud. Luo Sha was groping in the clouds, when he came across something, picked it up and looked, it was a fan. "I found it, I found it! This is the legendary plantain fan that can fan Samadhi real fire!" She jumped up happily. The Bull Demon King also rushed over excitedly and said, "I knew you would definitely find it. These guys are too hateful to hide things so secretly." "I see you are so nervous that your head is sweating." Raksha raised his fan and slapped the Bull Demon King. The Bull Demon King screamed and fled away in the strong wind. "It's really useful." Luo Sha smiled and jumped up, "This time I can take revenge. Children, thank you, goodbye." She jumped off the cloud and jumped back suddenly: "I'm a little hungry. Check out what's in the microwave." She turned on the stove and took out a red gourd, "Wow, it's so hot." "That's the Golden Elixir of Samadhi True Fire!" Yintong couldn't help shouting out the first words in thousands of years. "Three flavors?" Luo Sha was even happier, "I like it." Poured all into his mouth. "Wow, I've got a fever in my stomach." She spewed out the true fire of Samadhi, "Water, water..." She lowered her cloud head again. The remaining four looked at each other. "What should I do?" Silver Boy asked. "It seems that we... have only... to run away." Jin Tong said. Qingfeng came up to hug them: "I will miss you all. If you are caught and brought back in the future, don't say that we were there." "I know that there is a lotus mountain not far from Wuzhuang Temple, which has a beautiful view and is very suitable for fugitives to hide." Mingyue said. "Bring all the things you can find." Jin Tong groped around, "I can still sell some money when it matters." "Shall we take that green bull away too?" Yintong said. "Forget it, Laojun will go crazy if he takes away his pet, but the ox rein must be taken." Qingfeng Mingyue looked at it and thought, these two people are more ruthless than the robbers just now. A few hours later, Taishang Laojun and Zhen Yuanzi came out of the secret room, and what they saw was the messy crime scene, and Qingfengmingyue who pretended to just come in from the door. Zhen Yuanzi turned his head and tried his best to hold back a gloating smile. "Gold and Silver Boy ran away?" Laojun hurriedly went to look at his pills, "and took away my Samadhi True Fire Elixir." He counted with his fingers, and suddenly laughed again. "It's just right, let them stay in Lianhua Mountain, I will be of great use." So the golden boy and silver boy became golden horns and silver horns. In the Lotus Cave, they were also silent, guarding the small tin stove on the ground.The reason for having a stove is because without it, they really don't know what life is all about. "Why haven't they come yet?" Silver Horn asked. "It's coming, it's coming soon... The Battle of Chibi has just ended..." "Why haven't they come yet?" Silver Horn asked again after many years. "It's coming soon, it's coming soon, it hasn't been lost yet..." "Why haven't they come yet?" Silver Horn asked again after many years. "It's coming soon, it's coming soon, the merchant woman doesn't know the hatred of subjugation..." Five hundred years is really a long time, and I don't know how the monkey at the bottom of the mountain survived. He had no stove and no one to talk to. "I really want to push down the Five Elements Mountain and rescue the monkeys." When he got impatient, Silver Horn would jump wildly. "Why do you think Master wants us to wait on this road?" Jin Jiao asked. "Maybe it's because he doesn't want these four people to reach the Western Paradise? This is a road arranged by the Buddhist family, but we want them to go on forever." "But what's the difference? The Buddhists arranged this road because they wanted them to disappear. We don't let them take this road because we want them to disappear." "It's the same, but it's different. It's very different at whose hands it dies." "Is this hunting? Two teams of hunters competing for a team of prey?" "Yes, and this prey is very dangerous. In the end, I don't know whether the prey will die or the hunter will die." "You said Master knew what would happen five hundred years ago, so does he also know our ending?" When bored, Jinjiaoyinjiao will also turn on the magic weapon of thousands of miles of sound transmission, and bicker with Qingfengmingyue. The so-called bickering is nothing more than the breeze and the moon talking about cross talk, while the golden horn and silver horn listen quietly. Finally on that day, Qingfeng Mingyue sent a vibrating emoji. "They're coming! They're coming! We've finally got them." It turned out that Qingfeng Mingyue also accepted this task. "They ran away! They ran away! They even knocked down the fruit tree where our baby was born!" Jinjiao and Yinjiao looked at each other, and the time had finally come. As a result, the monkey did not come. "The ones that should have come didn't come, and the ones that shouldn't have come came." Jin Jiao looked at the three of us and sighed. "You can use me as bait to lure that monkey to save you." I want to prove that my existence is valuable. "Will he come?" Silver Horn's eyes lit up. "No." I admitted dejectedly. "Pig, go and call the monkey back," said Golden Horn. "No!" Zhu Dayi said awe-inspiringly, he finally became the most capable player in the team. "If you don't go, we will eat your master!" "I'm so scared!" The pig sneered. "Why don't you just eat that pig?" Drifting asked. "Surnamed Sha! I remember you!" the pig gritted his teeth. "Okay, Zhu Bajie, if you don't leave, we will eat you." "I'll go, I'll go!" The pig readily agreed. "How do you guarantee that he will come back?" Drifting asked. "Will you die if you don't speak?" Zhu Ling wanted to bump him to death. "Bajie, if you don't come back, we will kill Drifting Monk." "Don't worry, I swear in the name of the pig's ancestors that I won't come back even if I die." Jin Jiao let Zhu Bajie go away with satisfaction. Within two minutes, someone knocked on the door. Yinjiao opened the door and saw that the pig had returned. "You really don't want me to die." Drifting burst into tears. "Fart! It's raining outside, I'll take an umbrella before leaving." Two minutes later, someone knocked on the door. Still a pig. "The rain stopped, I'll return the umbrella." "Go away!" Everyone yelled at him. Two minutes later, someone knocked on the door. "Is this fun?" Jin Jiao was about to go crazy. He rushed to open the door, and there was a monkey standing at the door. "You jugglers!" Silver Horn shouted. "Why are you willing to come back?" I asked in surprise. "Bastard, where's that pig?" said the monkey. "He suddenly appeared in front of me, smiling and holding up an oil-paper umbrella, and then...he hit me with the umbrella, turned around and ran away!" It seems that calling the monkey back is more useful than ten thousand touching lines. "Monkey, you came just in time!" Jin Jiao took out a magic weapon: a purple gold gourd. Drifting exclaimed: "Could this be the legendary treasure of the fairy family, as long as you show and call out the opponent's name correctly, and the opponent is so stupid as to agree, you can suck the opponent into the purple gold gourd?" "Is this the only supporting character in the legend whose role is to explain the function of the magic weapon in the plot during the battle?" Yinjiao suddenly realized, "I finally understand the meaning of the role of Drifting Monk." "Monkey!" Jin Jiao shouted while holding the purple gold gourd. "Stupid, that's a biological family, not a name!" Silver Horn said. "Ah...that's right...then...what should I call him?" Golden Horn shouted. "So you haven't figured out what his name is after so many episodes?" Silver Horn collapsed. "Damn, do you know my name?" Silver Horn was silent. "Where's the canopy? What's the real name of the canopy?" Even the pig himself fell silent. "Where is the shutter general? What's his real name?" Drifting cried bitterly. "Where's Tang Sanzang? What's his real name?" "I have a real name!" I shouted. "who knows?" Everyone present was silent. "So, in the information age, it's the same to call nicknames." Jin Jiao is confident. "But the system won't execute the program if you don't know the correct name on the ID card." Yinjiao said, "Although the whole world knows who Monkey Sun is." "Which bureaucrat designed this magic weapon?" Jin Jiao jumped violently, "He killed the frontline soldiers at a critical moment!" "It's you who can't even figure out the enemy's name, okay?" "How come I don't know his name?" Jin Jiao said, "But in the heavenly world, words from monkey to gibbon, including gorilla, are forbidden words. Who dares to mention the word 'Sun Wukong'!" "You just used a seriously dangerous and sensitive word!" Zijin Gourd warned, "Your username has been blocked!" "I wipe..." "Logged out" turned into a puff of green smoke, and the armor fell to the ground. "Is this the end?" Silver Horn stared, "Isn't it too unfair?" "You just used a seriously dangerous and sensitive word, and your username has been blocked!" "Your sister..." "Logged out" turned into a puff of green smoke, and the armor fell all over the floor. "That's it?" I asked in disbelief. "You just used a seriously dangerous and sensitive word, and your username has been blocked!" "No, which word was sensitive just now?" But nothing happened. "Why am I okay?" I asked. "You must have forgotten to register," said the pig. "That's right, I'm an orphan. I don't know who my parents are. I was secretly raised by monks in the temple. There is no quota for monks to give birth, so I can't be registered in the Tang Dynasty." "So that's how it is." Pig said, "I dare say you don't exist in this world, so it's useless to seal it up." "It turns out that there is no me in this world?" I muttered to myself, as if I had comprehended the profound meaning of Buddhism. "That's right, the wise man has a verse: There is nothing in the first place, where can there be dust. There is no copper in the cable, and it is useless to steal it." "Then, will the story of an unknown man's journey to the West be passed down to future generations?" "In the future, when you return from the West and become an internationally renowned scholar, someone will naturally erect a monument for you, telling how you were cultivated by the Celestial Dynasty, and refused the temptation of money and beauty, and resolutely returned to your homeland." "But before this, no one cared why I became an orphan, why I left my hometown, why I couldn't even get a customs clearance certificate, right?" "Yes, so many gods and monsters want to stop you, why do you still go west?" asked the pig. "I just want to see the outside world, it's as simple as that. And why are they stopping me?" "Because, there are some things that the Buddha doesn't want you to know, and the Tao doesn't want you to know either." "That's why I want to know what is unknowable," said the monkey. I looked at the monkey: "Are you determined to go to the west?" "Yes, but my purpose is different from yours. Before I was running away, I thought I had no power to change anything. But now, I am going to stand in front of the person who defeated me, look him in the eye, and tell him that I am I'm back. I'll be stronger." "Have you remembered the past? Can't the golden hoop lock you?" "What? Where am I? Why am I here?" The monkey looked around blankly. "It's called intermittent convulsions." The pig sighed, "It might just be a temporary failure of the shielding system." But it doesn't matter, Wukong, I already know your true wish. I will take you to the west, let you stand in front of your former enemy, I will take off your golden hoop with my own hands, and let you fight a fair battle. And until then, I will protect you until the end. ... In order for me to protect you well, you have to protect me first.