Chapter 42 Chapter Forty-Two

Neither Wu Fu nor Huang Ba was infected with hepatitis B, so Wu Fu and Huang Ba got together again, returning to Chitou Village every day, and wandering the night market after dinner.I warned never again When I went to the ballroom, Wufu gave me a promise, saying that he also supervised Huang Ba not to go to the ballroom.I said that you are more and more unwilling to stay with me now, and Wu Fu said that Huang Ba is a wild donkey without a bridle, should I go to the cage?Wu Fu also knew how to command people, so I laughed.When Wu Fu saw me laughing, he also laughed. He lost a front tooth the day before, and he lost his breath when he laughed.

In the evening of this day, I went to the purchasing station to deliver goods, and the thin monkey asked Wu Fu, is Wu Fu sick?I said you are sick!But Wu Fu went to Xinglong Street with me in the morning, why didn't he come to deliver the goods?I waited for a while, but still didn't see him coming, so I wondered if Huang Ba had seduced him to wander somewhere again in the afternoon, and I was holding my breath and wanted to come back and teach him a lesson.As soon as they entered the remaining building, Wu Fu and Huang Ba were sitting under the pagoda tree, each holding a bowl to drink.Wu Fu said, "I'll just wait for you, I'll keep half a bottle for you!"I grabbed the wine bottle and slammed it on the floor.

Wufu was there at the moment and said: You? I said: How much money do you have? ! Wu Fu said: Yes. I became even angrier, and said: How much money do you want to go shopping again? ! Wu Fu said: No! But Huang Ba ran to pick up the wine bottle. The bottle was broken, and there was still a little wine on the bottom of the bottle. He picked it up and smoked it.At this time, I don't scold Huang Ba. After all, I didn't bring Huang Ba into the city, so I have no responsibility for him. I said: No fooling around?Didn't you wander around and pick up the rags? Wu Fu said: You can make money by picking up junk.

I said: If you don’t pick up junk, you earn ghost money? ! Wu Fu said: It is the ghost's money. He took out a fifty-yuan bill from his pocket and showed it to me.Will I watch it? I don't.Wu Fu put the money on Huang Ba's window sill, and said: It's not Ming tickets, it's RMB!But a gust of wind slipped over from the balcony, blowing the banknotes up into the sky.Huang Ba groaned, and grabbed the banknote in the air, and the banknote was stuck to the wall of the toilet by the wind. Huang Ba peeled it off and said, "It's the people's currency. I'm happy. It's 50 yuan for each of us."

fifty dollars?What can I do to earn fifty yuan?I am getting more and more angry. To be able to earn so much money must be Wu Fu and Huang Ba doing something sneaky and robbing again, and I am not around to do this kind of thing. Can the two of them keep it safe?I stared at Wufu with my eyes. I felt that my eyes were weird like snake eyes at that time. When the mouse met the snake, the mouse became soft and could not run, but approached the snake step by step. Sure enough, Wu Fu faltered. Say it, say it!I won't forgive others when I get in power, so I force him. Huang Ba pulled Wu Fu aside and handed him a carrot.When they drink, the appetizer is two white radishes.Huang Ba said: What do you say, if you don't say it, it seems that we went to steal it, isn't it just a bit unlucky? !You don't say it, I say it!

Huang Ba said it.He said that after going to the street today, he went to Erdaoxiang to find Wu Fu. He wanted Wu Fu to go to the cave in the city wall to see the woman. He had dreamed of that woman for several nights.Huang Ba was a little embarrassed when he said this, and peeked at my face.Wu Fu hurriedly said, "Speak clearly, have I rejected it?"Huang Ba said: Wufu refused.I snorted.Huang Ba said, "Wufu really won't go, and I also said whether to treat you to a meal or not, Wufu still won't go."At this time, someone came to call us, saying that someone died on the high-rise building in front of us, and the power went out upstairs, and offered us 100 yuan to go upstairs and carry the body down.I asked why he died upstairs, did he die of illness or violent death?People say it was suicide.I asked again if it was a woman, women are small-minded, and would look for death and life when they quarreled.People say it's a man.I said the man committed suicide?People say that he is a leader, you can't recite it, there are so many words!We don't want to go, the leader rides in the car while alive, but he has to be carried when he dies?What's more, after a person's death, the soul lingers for three days, and it's bad luck to carry the dead, but you can earn a hundred yuan by carrying it, which is itchy.Wu Fu said to recite or not?I said where to earn a hundred yuan, back.We went upstairs.The dead man was a fat man. He was hanged by a rope on the edge of the duplex building, with his tongue sticking out.We heard from people nearby that this was the chief of the bureau. A major economic case was discovered in the city, and thirteen cadres had been arrested.

When Huang Ba talked about this, he asked me: Happy, why did you say he committed suicide? He must have accepted bribes, or the clues were cut off when he died. , Those officials can take care of his family? I said: Why are you so smart, you know everything? ! Huang Ba said: A similar thing happened in our county, so I know. Huang Ba went on to say, I carried it, Wu Fu supported me behind, and I easily carried a hundred and fifty catties when I was alive, why is it so heavy when I die, I almost fell down from exhaustion!Especially the tongue, which was dangling on the back of my neck, was as creepy as a dead snake. I said to wrap the tongue, Wu Fu took a towel to wrap it up, and the person next to me took a white sheet to wrap the body I put it on my back again.

I didn't want to listen any more, and said: What else can I say? Huang Ba said: I will carry it downstairs. Wufu didn't eat carrots anymore, and said: We always feel unattractive in our hearts after carrying a dead person, so we asked someone for a bottle of wine, saying that we should spray our bodies to drive away evil spirits.Someone gave me a bottle of wine, and it was this bottle of wine. I let out a sigh of relief.I have wronged Wu Fu and Huang Ba, but I will never give them a smile, it will damage my prestige.I took off my T-shirt and walked upstairs, and I said: I will pay you for the wine.

Wu Fu and Huang Ba immediately relaxed.Huang Ba said: Damn it, it would be good to kill a few more corrupt officials!Wu Fu can already speak, he said: Why do you pay for wine?Hitting kisses and cursing love, aren't you doing it for us?Glad you smiled, Huang Baxin and I felt at ease after you smiled. I grinned. Wu Fu immediately ordered Huang Ba: What about the things, don't give them to Happy! Huang Ba took out a pair of glasses from his pocket.It's sunglasses, square-frame sunglasses. Many, many people in the city wear these glasses, and they look very powerful in them.But we have practiced it before, saying that from a distance, it looks like the eyes have been poached by an old raven.

I said: Where did this come from? Huang Ba said: The dead man's tongue is so long, I am a little reluctant to recite it, so they gave me this pair of mirrors by the bedside.In fact, I can still see the tongue with this mirror on. Bullshit, if you can’t see it, is it still called a mirror?This must have been worn by the dead. This corrupt official may also have a black windbreaker. Wearing a black windbreaker and wearing sunglasses like this, I have seen it on the street a lot, so wide!But I poohed in the mirror. Wu Fu said: Do you think it is unlucky? I said: It's unlucky, haven't you been sprayed with alcohol?

This pair of sunglasses belonged to me.Aha, the bureau chief was corrupt during his lifetime, and he has nothing left after his death, even this pair of mirrors belong to me!I went into my room and closed the door, and put on my sunglasses. The temples were neither too long nor too short, and they fit perfectly.Put on your suit.Put on your leather shoes.A new image was reflected in the triangular glass lens on the windowsill.Who can tell that I am a person from Qingfeng Town?And those people in the city, quite a few, if they were dressed in peasant clothes, they would be the ugliest men and women in the countryside, even worse than Wu Fu and Huang Ba.I couldn't see my whole body in the triangular glass mirror, so I put the mirror on the shelf on the wall, and I stood on the bed, and the person in the mirror immediately became complete and majestic.who are you?I said: Liu is happy! Bang, bang, bang, Wu Fu is knocking on the door. I quickly took off the sunglasses and put them away.I decided to repay Wufu and Huang Ba, and give it to Wufu the golden plastic sailboat on the window sill.This kind of sailboat is common in many shops, and it means smooth sailing. I like it when I pick it up from the trash can.What are you giving Huang Ba? When Wu Fu entered the house, he brought a bowl of water to water the bowl of orchid grass. I said: Are you starting to love this bluegrass? Wu Fu said: This kind of grass is everywhere on the Nanshan Mountain in our Qingfeng Town, and it is very valuable when it is brought to the city! I said: There are some rockery in the Furong Garden, don't we have to buy tickets to see it? Wu Fu said: I don't understand many things in the city. I said: You don't understand.I love this bluegrass, I will give it to you, and I will give it to you if it is smooth sailing. Wufu said: I don't want anything, and I don't want Huang Ba's sailboat. I said: Don't even like it? Wu Fu said: You keep it, you have to follow along. Wu Fu smiled, it was a flattering smile, after I hummed, Wu Fu said again: If you follow me, Huang Ba will also follow you.