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Chapter 39 Chapter Thirty-Nine

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I, Happy Liu, finally had sex! After Meng Yichun left, I found a long hair of hers on the bed, picked it up carefully, wrapped it in paper and pressed it under the pillow.However, Meng Yichun was wearing a brand-new pair of high-heeled pointed-toed leather shoes and went down the stairs. He had just arrived at the alleyway when Huang Ba came back. He watched Meng Yichun go out of the alleyway and ran upstairs to find me. After I sent Meng Yichun downstairs and returned to the room, suddenly countless stars twinkled in the room.There are really countless stars. I approached a star, but there was nothing, and then returned to the original position again. The stars were twinkling again, and there were more on the bed mat.Of course these stars are not big stars, they are bit by bit, but very bright.I thought it was strange, but later I realized that something must have been smeared on Meng Yichun's face and fell off, so I saw a small bright spot there and pinched it off, but there were more than a dozen pinched out, thinking it was gone, I turned my head and found it again. A dozen dots of light.Huang Ba came in, stood at the door, smiled at me, and licked his hands.When Huang Bashi came back, he bought a piece of oil cake in the alleyway, and when he saw Meng Yichun, the sugar juice flowed into his hands.

Huang Ba said: You recruited a lady? I glared at him.There was a spot of light on the mat, and I sat on it. Huang Ba said: I have never seen such a good lady. All the good ladies are in big hotels, and you can bring her here! Before I grabbed the pillow and smashed it, the cat rushed to scratch Huang Ba's feet, and blood was drawn from the feet. After Huang Ba was blown away, I remembered the paper bag under the pillow.Fortunately, Huang Ba was not noticed.Picking up the pillow at the door, I heard that Huang Ba was not annoyed, and said while going down the stairs: The nobleman eats bird's nest, and the little boy eats 饸饹, you are a good prostitute!

Am I a prostitute?I may be a prostitute, because Meng Yichun is a prostitute. No matter what the reason is, she is a prostitute after all. If I don't give her money every time, can she come to me?I thought I was nobler than those big bosses like Wei Da, but didn't I also have sexual intercourse with Meng Yichun, although the sexual intercourse was not successful. I suddenly understood the big bosses, and I understood Veda. But I understand those big bosses and Wade, but I have an indescribable sense of pride.Meng Yichun has a deal with them, and I only have so little money, didn't Meng Yichun also come to me?Is Meng Yichun only for that little money?Therefore, Meng Yichun is not a prostitute when she comes to me, and I am definitely not a prostitute in front of Meng Yichun.

I sat on the bed panting, the bed was too hard, it was time to change this plank bed. That afternoon, I had no intention of going to the street to pick up junk. I sat on the bed and looked at the sky from the back window. The sky was blue and blue.The sky over Xi'an City has always been gray, but that afternoon was so clear that the foot of Zhongnan Mountain could be seen far away.I took the flute.The strange thing is that when I blow the flute, the thing below suddenly becomes a hero!It's lazy when it should be needed, and it's useless when it's useless. It's really pissing me off!I suddenly thought of the Clavicle Bodhisattva. Is Meng Yichun really a living Clavicle Bodhisattva?Clavicle Bodhisattva.Clavicle Bodhisattva.What I met was the Clavicle Bodhisattva!Shout Huang Ba loudly: Huang Ba, Huang Ba!

Huang Ba was sorting the tatters he picked up at the door of his house, making his hands and face black. I said: Do you know there is a tower street? Huang Ba said: I know, there is a tower there, but I have never been there. I said: Do you want to go? Huang Ba said: If you want to go, I will accompany you. I really went to Tower Street with Huang Ba.Huang Ba wanted to pull the van, but I didn't let him pull it. I paid for it and took a taxi.Passing through the bungalows selling antiques, I came to the Clavicle Bodhisattva Tower. I didn’t see the bearded man under the tower again, so I bought a pencil and a small notebook and squatted in front of the stone tablet to copy the inscription.Huang Ba didn't think the tower was so beautiful. He said that although you paid the taxi fare, you still had to treat me to dinner. I asked why, but he said that you had something good just now.I glared at him, and copied my inscription, which I wanted to copy, and pasted it on that shelf.Huang Ba said: It must be the first time for you. The first time I hit hookie afterwards, I usually have to take a break after an hour of hookie beating.I scolded Huang Ba: I kindly invite you to come out to see the tower, but you are talking nonsense!Huang Ba didn't dare to say any more. He watched me copy the inscription and asked me what the inscription said. I read it to him, but he couldn't understand a word. Bodhisattva, when this Bodhisattva was alive, others thought she was a prostitute, but she is a Bodhisattva, she is beautiful, she is slutty, she makes friends with men, she is kind and compassionate, she practices Buddha's wisdom as a prostitute, she is holy in the filth , she made it clear to all who were with her...

I kept telling him about the Clavicle Bodhisattva, Huang Baxian still seemed to be listening, but then his eyes wandered, and he found five empty beer bottles not far away, ran to pick them up, and said: Tell me. I tell him a fart!Why did I bring him out, he is worse than Wu Fu! Seeing that I was angry, Huang Ba threw away the empty beer bottles, smashed them all with a stone, and said, "If you sell these bottles, you can buy a roujiamo. If I can't pick them up, neither can anyone else!" I said: You only know about junk and eating. I called you out. I will buy you a roujiamo. Eat it!

I packed up my pen and notebook and went to the antique market, passing through the antique market, there was a small shop of Roujiamo in front.But Huang Ba rushed up and said: "If you are really nice to me, I won't eat the meat buns. Let's go to the Furong Garden to see Jing'er is better than here." Can I still be angry with Huang Ba again? Instead of being angry, I laughed.When the noise at the night market in Chitou Village made me unable to sleep, I once changed my mind to appreciate the noise, and now I think Huangba is too much fun.I said yes, let's go to Furong Garden, where else do you want to go?Huang Ba said: Did Furongyuan spend one billion yuan?I said: It says so in the ad.Huang Ba said: Is our country very rich?I said: Do you see how prosperous Xi'an is? South Street is going to build a financial street again.Huang Ba said: I just can't figure it out. It costs one billion to build a park, a few million to hold a concert in a gymnasium, and tens of millions to hold an exhibition like this. If you are so poor, you have no money, so we have no money? !Huang Ba started scolding again, he scolded nonsense, he was not good enough and he was very angry, so I arranged my clothes in front of the glass window of an antique shop, and there was another me on the glass window, I I am laughing at Huang Ba, and the other me is also laughing at Huang Ba.

I said: Huang Ba, why do you have so many complaints? Are you sick? He said: I am not sick. I said: Come and look at this glass window. He came over to look at it and said: What are you looking at? I said: Look at you. He said: I can't see my vitiligo. I said: you smile. He smiled. I said: We live in this city, just like this glass window, if you are angry with it, it will also be angry, and if you laugh, it will also laugh! Huang Ba was silent. When I arrived at the Furong Garden Square, I told Huang Ba that I am here to accompany you now. In fact, I also want to go in and have a look. Last time I failed to go in with Wufu, this time I have already made up my mind to be the best in the garden. A sentence must be written on the scenic spot: Come here for a visit.

However, when I told Huang Ba to never mention it to Wu Fu when he went back after visiting the garden, I saw Shi Huanxi. Afterwards, I thought, how can I always meet stones in my city life? Maybe it's because people are divided into categories?No, I am definitely not the same kind of people as Shi Xiaolei!But always running into him must be an arrangement from the heavens. It requires me to practice step by step to truly become a city dweller. Shi Haohao was standing on the steps of the Furong Garden at that time. He was still so fat, his clothes were even dirtier, and he was holding a large cardboard with the words: I am a gangster!The tourists who came and went passed him and looked at him. His face was greasy and sweaty, and his big head hung down on his chest.

lively!I called him loudly.What are you doing? The neighbors said that this dirty fat man has no ticket to hang out in there. People often hang out in Furong Garden, and if they are caught, they will be shown here.I was furious all of a sudden, and I snatched the cardboard from Shi Xiaolei's hand and tore it into pieces, saying: "What are you doing standing here? Don't you feel ashamed? If you don't have money or a ticket, you don't want to read it. You lost it." What are people doing?roll! Shi lively looked at me, then turned to look at the people at the ticket office not far away.He didn't move.

I said: Hurry up and get out! I kicked Shi Xiaolei in the ass, and Shi Xiaolei walked away, walking backwards while looking at the people at the ticket office.The people at the ticket office saw all this, they didn't interfere, and Shi Nuo just ran away. I counterattacked and walked away abruptly. I didn't intend to pretend to be a leader, I felt that I was a leader.Ah!Sneezed. Huang Ba trotted up to me and said, "Happy, happy, you let Shi Xiaole go, why didn't he respond?" I said: It was my aura that bluffed them! I'm a rag picker, if I didn't have a relationship with the most beautiful Meng Yichun in this city, would I have this kind of aura?
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