Chapter 71 Section VI

Lancer Daiben knew that he was late, but what could he do? He had to obey the orders of Chief Er.He took people to Langya Heights and hurriedly dug the foundation of the temple. He had just returned to the army when he heard the roar of Yadong's guns, and rushed over like a spark.It was only when I came that I found out that the Guoguo Dai Group no longer existed.According to the law, at this time, the Crusaders should take Yadong in one go and march into Chunpi, but the opponent retreated inexplicably.Lancer Daiben was ready to fight to the death, but after waiting for a long time, what came was deep and boundless silence.

Langser climbed to a high place to look around and found that the opponent's position was empty, so he immediately sent someone to Lange to report to the Lama Lama that the Crusaders had left Yadong. At the same time as the fierce exchange of fire in Yadong, the Lama Lama's interrogation of God on the Langhe Heights was also advancing step by step.This is actually a more valuable confrontation than weapon against weapon, but the parties did not realize it. "God, you listen to God. Why do you come to our Tibet? Is it because you can't get a wife or fill your belly? Maybe your grandma is dead, and you come to Tibet to find a woman to be your mother. This is easy, I Help you find it. I will bring my woman to call you son, then I will be your father. God, listen carefully, I am your father." Lama Lama said this, feeling full of joy.

Pastor Darth thought: The ignorant lama has stubbornly promoted me to God.Let God be God, and see what he can do to God.He was silent and said nothing. "God, can you understand me? Why don't you answer?" Darth said: "There is no language that God can't understand in all parts of the world, so God has to go around, and wherever he goes, the king personally brings tea and water, and waits for him to sit up and down. Now that he has come to Tibet, not only Not serving, and tied up. It is easy for me to speak, call your Buddha. God only talks to Buddha, not to lower-level lamas."

Xi Jia smiled: "You said you didn't talk to me, so did you fart just now? But I know God doesn't fart, because God doesn't eat tsampa or drink buttered tea, eat human flesh and drink human blood three times a day, and get angry. Run up, not down. Am I right, God?" He smiled triumphantly, and asked, "Do you know why you're talking to me?" Such a question made Pastor Darth a little puzzled: It seems that I have to ask myself, and I don’t know if I ask. Li Jia said word by word: "Because I am Buddha." Pastor Darth is a master of Tibet, so he was not surprised to answer this way: "The Buddha is you? Isn't that right? How come I, God, have never heard that you are the Buddha? The Buddha is in India."

La Liga said: "God, you are blind, you idiot. Only when the Buddha of India came to Tibet did Tibet have Buddhism. When I came to Tibet, Tibetan ghosts and ghosts were rampant, and dead people were everywhere. I subdued the ghosts one by one and turned the dead One by one, they became gods and men. The black-headed Tibetans saw the great power of my Buddha, so they recited scriptures and kowtowed. Now, God, you are here, and you want to take Tibet away from me. How can I do it? I not only You have to tie up God, and you have to kill God to show the Tibetans." Pastor Darth originally wanted to insult the Buddha head-to-head, but he also believed in Buddhism, and he had Pandan Rinpoche who was as tall and perfect as the Buddha and as kind and kind as his parents as his master, so he almost slipped out of his mouth. The foul language was swallowed back.He said: "God cannot be killed. God's blood will become ten thousand gods and grow out again. Someone killed Jesus Christ back then, and Jesus returned to God Jehovah and became the Son. The Son and the Father are one. Yes, I am both God and Jesus Christ, and I came to Tibet to save all foolish souls with my blood."

Xi Jia smiled confidently: "Let the Buddha save God. We will kill you like cattle and sheep. Tibetan cattle and sheep are not killed with a knife, and Buddhists are afraid of seeing blood. We tie them with ropes. They cut the noses and mouths of cattle and sheep, let them hold their breath and die without bleeding at all. Humph, it turns out that God is just like the cattle and sheep in Tibet, and they also need wool ropes and leather ropes to serve them.” Darth shook his head and said to himself: "You can't kill, you can't kill." He was thinking, frowning. Li Jia got angry and patted the high platform made of earth, rocks and branches and said: "If you can't kill me, I won't be called Li Jia. No, I'm not a Buddha. You can just walk in front of me, and I don't care where you go."

Pastor Darth suddenly thought clearly: it seems that this interrogation of God is something he must go through, and it may determine whether the road of supernatural powers on the Langeais Heights can be opened and run smoothly.And the Lama Lama who interrogated the "God" is likely to be the great god who dispels all ghosts and ghosts and will inevitably favor practitioners.He cheered up in the increasingly tight rope, stared at Lama Lama and said: "There is no rope in the world that can bind God, and I will not die with my breath, because God can not breathe for nine hundred and ninety-nine days. "

Li Jia said: "Then I will tie your nose and mouth for nine hundred and ninety-nine days plus one day." Darth said, "Where were you then? Would you live nine hundred and ninety-nine days?" La Liga said: "Buddha is immortal, I am still here." Darth said, "Come on, then, and bind God's nose." Li Jia immediately told the people around him: "Lama Totuo, who kills a cow without blinking an eye, quickly tie his nose and mouth to me." Darth shouted: "I am God, it's not fair for them to tie me up, you must tie me up yourself, Buddha."

Li Jia said: "Tie it and tie it." He jumped off the high platform, took a strong ox hair rope, came to "God", and tied it with his hands. The nose and mouth of cattle and sheep protrude forward, which is very convenient for tying.A person's mouth is sunken, so the rope can't be used; the nose is a bit turned up, but it is extremely difficult to tie it.Lama Lama struggled for a long time but couldn't tie the other party so that he couldn't breathe. Only then did he realize that in order to suffocate the other party, the neck must be tied.But as soon as the rope touched the neck, Pastor Darth shouted: "Will you tie the necks of cattle and sheep? You said you tied the noses and mouths, but you didn't mention the necks. It doesn't count if the Buddha can't speak." Lama Xijia had no choice but to give up and return. I sat down on the high platform, ordered a bowl of buttered tea, and drank it while thinking of countermeasures. Before the tea was finished, the countermeasures came.

He handed the tea bowl to Tuo Tuo beside him, and smiled treacherously, "Now I'll tell you the truth, I lied to you just now, I'm not Buddha, I'm Lama Lama." Darth exclaimed: "You are not the Buddha? Then what qualifications do you have to interrogate God?" Xi Jia wiped his face embarrassingly and said: "Do you have the qualifications to interrogate God, but you have the qualifications to kill God. The words of lamas who are not Buddhas can not be counted." Shouting to both sides, "Tuo Tuo, give God I'll kill, and I can kill as much as I want." Several Tuo Tuo rushed over immediately.

Darth said: "Take your time. You should come in person, Lama Lama, you are the biggest official here. Please kill me with a knife, and don't use other methods." Li Jia said: "Do you want to bleed? Want to conjure up ten thousand gods? No, I'm going to strangle you with a rope." Darth said: "That's up to you, anyway, I have reminded you. Do you know the Pandan Living Buddha of Baiju Temple? He is the messenger between the Buddha and God. Dakini Dharma Protector Samadhi Confidential Eight Great Bodhisattvas Seven Thousand Wade Mandala Cultivation Dharma Shengle Duxiong Miaoyin Auspicious Great Red Wisdom Dabai Compassion Vigorous Blue Sutra says that before killing a god, you must report to the Buddha. If the Buddha agrees, you can kill, otherwise you will be imprisoned. One hundred relatives and friends. Unless you kill with a knife and release the blood that gave birth to ten thousand gods." Lama Lama fell silent.Pastor Darth's words are quite shocking. Firstly, the Panden Rinpoche mentioned in the words is indeed a real person, and he is famous enough to be known by everyone in the Tibetan religion.The second is that he has never heard of such a long name, but God speaks it fluently.He didn't know the scriptures at first, and felt that all scriptures were sacred, profound and mysterious, and the scriptures with such a long name were even more profound and unfathomable.Li Jia had no doubt that there was such a scripture about killing God, and felt a little troublesome, he stretched out his hand and said, "I can't think of a way, why don't you hurry up and serve a bowl of buttered tea." A Tuo Tuo said: "Grand Lama, if you drink up the butter tea, you will have to drink the blood of God." Xijia said: "I can't drink it. What if God grows out of my stomach after drinking the blood of God?" He licked his lips with his tongue and said, "There is no way to think of butter tea?" Suddenly he patted his palm and sat down. On the high platform, he stared at Pastor Darth and said, "Yes, yes. Didn't you say that as long as the Buddha agrees, God can be strangled to death with a rope or stoned to death?" He saw Darth nodded and said again, "Then I'm still the Buddha. I lied to you just now. I have already decided to let Lama Tuo Tuo push you and your people off the cliff to death." Pastor Darth froze for a moment, and said dejectedly, "Which time were you real and which time were you a liar?" He originally thought that according to his own trap, as long as he mentioned the scriptures of Pandan Tulku and the long name, his temperament would be good. The straightforward Lama Lama would let him go, but he didn't expect this guy to suddenly change into a rascal who went back and forth.It seems that I was wrong, what kind of God who favors cultivation, the helper of Vajra Dafa, and the executioner who nakedly changes the way to kill people are more or less the same. The Tuo Tuo lamas released Pastor Darth and all the captured people from the tree.However, his arms and body were still tightly bound with ox hair ropes. Li Jia said: "The rope cannot go with them. After God dies, we will catch more foreign demons, and the rope will not be enough by then." Then he untied the rope from Pastor Darth himself. Tuo Tuo untied everyone and pushed them to the edge of the cliff. Lieutenant Rong He glared at Pastor Darth, and blamed him desperately: "You must have brought us into the tiger's mouth on purpose. You are not responsible for God, and you cannot enter heaven after death." Darth sighed and said, "God, I didn't expect that, how could I die here?" Lieutenant Rong He said viciously: "You should pray to your Buddha, Judas who betrayed Jesus." La Liga directed the Tuo Tuos: "Don't push down from there, here, see, this is the place where God fell to death." He stomped his feet heavily at that place, and emphasized, "Take everyone Push down from here, one by one, don't rush to push, push." At this time, Pastor Darth shouted in retaliation: "Lama, let me tell you, we also saw that girl named Sangzhu. She was really dead, she was bitten to death by a black bear. If you don't believe me, ask him." He pointed to Rong Lieutenant Crane. Lieutenant Rong He said in despair: "She is the most beautiful Tibetan girl I have ever seen. Unfortunately, she died. I will embrace her before God. Do you believe it, Lama?" Li Li couldn't understand the lieutenant's English, so he hurriedly asked Pastor Darth, "What did he say?" Darth angrily translated Lieutenant Rong He's words to him. Lama Xijia waved towards Lama Totuo with a blank expression on his face.The Tuo Tuo Lamas pushed Pastor Dasi down without hesitation, and let out a long scream.Then, all the people who were brought by Darth to Longer Heights were pushed off the cliff.The scream was longer than the other. Lama stepped aside and hid in the woods.He who claimed that he was not sad suddenly burst into tears, so strong that he could cook a pot of milk tea.He covered his face with his hands, trying not to make a sound.A lama who has long lost love, a monk who can no longer love and stay with his beloved, can only endure it.His tears continued to meander down, just like the love that couldn't flow freely in his lama heart.Miss Sangzhu, I didn't expect you to be reincarnated at such a young age. You chased me and waited for me, seeing that I couldn't promise you, you left resolutely and went to the afterlife.It was my unfeeling that made you die so soon, I am not good, I am not good.Lama Xijia slapped himself in a place where he was hiding from others, then suddenly pulled out his waist knife and gouged out his heart.