Chapter 29 Section VIII

After seeing the cannons of the British Crusaders, the Lama Lama suddenly thought: why not bring the Tibetan cannons here?He hurriedly left the Longtu Mountain Pass, came to Chunpi, and followed the trail of the Samba army.But he went astray.He walked through the mouths of Biangou, Bagou, Pugou and Lagou, and finally came to Migou. The Samba Army, which mastered the Tibetan cannon, was still in Migou at this time. After driving away the British priests and guards in black priest robes, they believed that sticking here was the most important frontier position in Tibet.They ate, drank, sang, and danced as usual on the dangerous frontier, unaware that holding their ground required a tense and serious wartime posture.As if they were here for a dance competition, everyone was full of confidence to use the Tibetan dance to defeat the foreign demon dance.

Miss Sangzhu jumped out of the tent.She is the only girl in the Samba Army who doesn't have a lover.She is the lover of all men, but she never intends to find a lover other than Lama Lama.She slept in Numa Daiben's tent when the girls had trysts.In order to make Miss Sangzhu happy, Numa will not stay in the tent.He also went to a tryst in the grass.When Miss Sangzhu saw Lama Lama, her arrogant beauty immediately turned into an arrogant tease. "Here you come, Lama of Danjilin? Are you missing girls? Or want to know what girls are doing? Come on, I will take you to see. Look at your frightened look. Lamas are also human beings. Lamas do things that people do." We all have nothing to do. Especially the lamas in Danjilin, they are the worst of the bad guys, and the most poisonous of the poisonous monks." Miss Sangzhu walked over and pulled Lama Xijia's cassock, looked around, and jumped back screaming.

She sneered: "I'm not a female ghost, so I can't take your soul away. Where's the concentration of your lama practice? I want to see if you will be scared to death by me today." Said and rushed over, As soon as Lama Lama turned around, he just jumped on his back.She put her arms around his neck and called, "Pick up, back up, Lama Tangelin put me up." Li Jia was terrified, even though the woman he carried was his former lover, and even though he thought about her day and night after he broke up with her, he was a Gelug Lama with strict teachings, how could he be in front of everyone? So in touch with women? "Sangzhu, Sangzhu, come down quickly." Xi Jia begged, seeing the other party getting more and more crazy, he said sharply: "Sangzhu, if you want to take revenge on me, kill me, but don't do this."

Sangzhu said: "This is to kill you. I will kill your lama heart first, and then your body." Xijia said: "Buddha, quickly give Sangzhu a knife to kill my lama's heart and body." He was like a kicking horse, jumping up and down trying to get rid of her.And Miss Sangzhu was like an experienced rider, tightly clamping his waist with her legs, and firmly grasping his neck with her hands.They went around in circles.Many people came to watch: Hahahaha. La Liga shouted in horror: "Numa Daiben, Numa Daiben." Numadai couldn't come here at all, it seems that it is his wish to let Miss Sangzhu do whatever she wants.He said loudly: "You came just in time, we all miss you."

La Liga roared: "The regent King Dimu Living Buddha sent an urgent order. The cannons of the black water and white beasts have already roared. Why are the Tibetan cannons still standing here? The Samba army has reached the border and cannot set up cannons on behalf of the Dalai Lama and the regent. , To drive away the foreign demons is to be disloyal to Buddhism, and the blame of the Buddha will come down. Hurry up and go to Longtu Mountain." Numa Daiben, like many Tibetans, only has mysticism in his mind without the status of realistic logic.He didn't want to think about the fact that Lama Lama had come to the border, so how could he convey the urgent order of the regent?Subconsciously, I feel that as long as someone is wearing cassock, they have superhuman magic power. What can't be done?It is the nature of living Buddhas and Lamas to be unbelievable. Only those who are so miraculous that ordinary people can't figure it out can be regarded as possessing the Dharma.What's more, the order to let the Samba army go to the front line was delivered by Lama Lama. If there is the first time, there will be the second time, and there may be countless times in the future.

Everyone, including the girl Sangzhu, who was determined to be Lama Lama, obeyed the urgent order without any doubt: set up camp and head for Mount Longtu.