Chapter 10 Section five

Twenty Danjilin Tuotuo, who covered their faces with red pulus, chased after him, and finally caught the Lama Lama.They tied him up and wrapped the rope around the horse's shoulder blades. Just as they were about to leave, they saw Numa Daiben riding his horse over. "Hey, hey, even if you eat leopard guts three times a day, you can't be eaten like this. How can you kidnap people in my team?" Numa Daiben waved his whip angrily. Although Lama Totuo has a low status in the religious circles, he is more arrogant than the Great Living Buddha in front of ordinary people. What's more, they are Totuo of Danjilin, who represent the highest authority in Tibet, the Dimu Regent, and do not put a generation in the world. in the eyes.Ren Zeng, the leader of Tuo Tuo, said arrogantly: "Numa Daiben of 'Aiming at Mountains and Water', how dare you speak to us like this?"

This "seeing mountains and drawing water" is an allusion. It is said that during the summoning ceremony in Lhasa in the first month of the Tibetan calendar, the Samba army will carry the cannons out of the barracks, set them up on the north bank of the Lhasa River, and aim at the row of cow hair on the mountain on the south bank. Wrapped up by the bombardment of large boulders.This is the routine exorcism of ghosts and demons, and the only use for the cannon.Several times the shells hit the river, which caused the audience to laugh. Numa Daiben's face turned purple when he heard this, and he was ashamed and angry, and he argued strongly: "What do you know, the devil on the mountain is afraid when he sees us, and jumps into the river to hide. We will not fight, and wait for you to come Fight?" Then he shouted in retaliation, "Where are our people, come quickly, and beat these Lamas Totuo back to me."

Soldiers from the Samba Army flocked.Behind them is a field of girls. The girls pushed aside the warriors and rushed to Lama Totuo. The group of masked Danjilin Tuotuo screamed.Nemesis, nemesis, girl is their nemesis. Nemesis is the creation of Tuomei Living Buddha.I don’t know from which day, Tuomei Living Buddha always expressed this meaning when he lectured the scriptures to the monks and laymen: Since the ideal of Tuo Tuo Lama is to be reincarnated as a ferocious Dharma protector or Fang protector after death, It is inevitable that there will be favorable and negative conditions.To help the fate is to increase in every yang, kill the male and become strong-confront and kill the devil frequently, and the ferocity will multiply like a donkey rolling.Negative fate is also called declining when encountering yin, and dying when touching a woman, which means not being able to see women.Girls are a symbol of love and kindness, and a human symbol of goddesses. As a Totuo lama, he can neither love them nor hate them, let alone beat them. If you keep in touch with girls often, your ferocity will decrease and kill you. A girl or being touched by a girl will lose all his violent magic power.Since it is the sutra recited by Tuomei Living Buddha.No one raised an objection.The girls also started to go crazy. When they saw Totuo, especially Danjilin Totuo, they chased and chased them away.The only way for Tuo Tuo is to escape, just like people who are used to being bitten by dogs, people run away when they see dogs, and dogs chase people when they see them.The Totuos were angry and helpless: girls, girls, what kind of things are girls, the world would be better without them, especially mulberry and bamboo.Sangzhu is an elf and ghost, and a sharp spear pierced their hearts.They found that the girl who provoked Tuo Tuo, especially Danjilin Tuo Tuo, had formed a force in Lhasa, and the leader was Sang Zhu, who was a nobleman.

Sangzhu is not a human being, but a goddess descended to earth.You can tell by looking at her face and figure that no one can look like that: the overwhelming temptation, the arrogant beauty, the phantom in the sky that lamas dare not look at. Numa Daiben once said many times in an insider's tone that these girls were summoned by Sangzhu.Miss Sangzhu hated Lama Lama.Thinking that his change of heart was due to the existence of Lama Totuo, he vented his hatred to all Totuo, especially Danjilin Totuo, which La Liga belongs to.But no one believed this: the girl and Tuo Tuo had an unfavorable relationship, it was the scriptures recited by Tuomei Living Buddha, and the scriptures were all the words of the Buddha, so how could it be related to Miss Sangzhu's personal grievances?Sangzhu is nothing but Buddha's general and Tuomei's gun.

Tuomei Living Buddha once told Lama Lama: "Being my disciple, the regent will punish you, but I have found a way to protect you. You just need to remember that Miss Sangzhu will always be your woman." Lama Lama said: " Respected Master, I will remember your thousands of words, but I have forgotten this sentence. When I think that I am a lama in Tangyiling, and I have a master Dimu Tulku, I can’t think of Sangzhu anymore. Miss." Tuomei Tulku chuckled: "You have forgotten, you have remembered better." At this moment, seeing the girls rushing towards him, Danjilin Tuotuo jumped on the mount in panic, jumped on it, turned around and ran away.The rope wrapped around the horse's shoulders was tightened suddenly, and the Lama was pulled over and fell, dragged on the ground and screamed away.

The girls chased after him, shouting and screaming.Sangzhu rushed at Numa Daiben, lifted him off the horse, and rode on himself.She rode her horse and chased Lama Totuo, then bent down suddenly, her legs were clamped tightly, and she stuck firmly to the horse's belly. She swung the waist knife smartly with one hand, and cut the rope that was dragging Lama Xijia. The soldiers and girls of the Samba army applauded loudly, admiring Sangzhu girl's means.Li Jia rolled on the ground, got up, and used his teeth to tear the ox hair rope binding his hands, tearing his mouth full of ox hair.

Miss Sangzhu dismounted from her horse, threw away the reins, and came to Lajia in a heroic manner, pulled the rope away with a knife, and said contemptuously: "You are also Totuo, why did you ask Totuo to be caught? Incompetent man, you have been in this life. What else can I do?" Li Jia rubbed his painful wrist and said, "I'm no longer Tuo Tuo. I'm a incense lamp master. I'm not afraid of you. The regent entrusted my life to you. It seems that you want me to live." Sangzhu said: "Of course you are alive. The enemy of Danjilin is my friend. The traitor Lijia, the inner ghost Lijia, and the living Buddha Tuomei know you are in danger, so let me save you. If you want to live, follow me closely, Danjilin No one dares to approach Tuotuo in Jilin."

La Liga nervously denied: "No, I'm not a traitor or an insider." Sangzhu said: "If you are not a traitor in Danjilin, why should I save you? Die, and I will never save you again." As she said this, she showed annoyance and left. Numa Daiben came over, led his own horse, and threatened: "Follow quickly, Xijia, Danjilin Tuotuo is here again." Almost an instinctive choice, Lama Lama ran over and got into the group of girls. Sangzhu ordered the girls: "Shoot out this person who does not admit that he is a traitor in Danjilin." A few girls came over, grinning and stretched out their hands, wanting to hit but not daring to hit.Sangzhu had no choice but to do it himself, and slapped Li Jia heavily on the head.Li Jia is a tall and burly lama, normally she would not be able to get the shot, but she managed to get the shot, and Li Jia backed up again and again, tripped over a stone and fell to the ground.

Miss Sangzhu went over to tear him apart and whispered in his ear: "Listen, Xijia. I must achieve my goal. Do you know what my goal is? It is to conceive your child." La Liga is not serious: Pregnant with my child?impossible.It's just teasing.He knew that Sangzhu's teasing was revenge for his innocence, so let's take revenge. If such revenge can really relieve Sangzhu's hatred, he is looking forward to encountering it often.The experience can at least show that he and her still have the kind of relationship that he hopes will not change: looking around, getting close, and keeping a distance.He got up, grinned exaggeratedly, touched his buttocks, turned and left.

Numa Daiben and Miss Sangzhu laughed happily. It seems to be the result of this laughter, or the slap of Sangzhu girl. Anyway, from this moment on, Lama Xijia found that he suddenly became smart, and his mind was as clear as a mountain spring that can be seen to the end, and he was thrown away in hell The calmness of redemption before the gate and the courage of sacrifice, self-confidence has been understood - the intention of the regent is exactly his wish: kill the foreign demon, serve Dimu, die on the battlefield if you want to die, and never die in the white hot housekeeper In the muddle-headed punishment.He pointed to Numa Daiben and Sangzhu and said: "Wrong, wrong, you are wrong. What are you going to do? Fight the foreign demons? Where are the foreign demons? The south and north roads lead to the imperial court. You are going Is the imperial court fighting foreign demons?"

Numa Daiben said: "Can there be any mistakes in the way the Dharma protector leads? Call the Dharma protector." The guardian came with the army and absolutely refused to admit that there was something wrong with his oracle.Lama Xijia patted his body anxiously and swore: "It will rot if it is stone, or it will rot if it is iron. This is not ghee. My ghee has become the strength of chanting scriptures and worshiping Buddha." It means that he worships Buddha devoutly. Man, it was the Buddha who awakened him.If he was wrong, Tie Shi's body would rot. Miss Sangzhu came over and said, "Why don't you ask God again?" The guard with the army started chatting again, and when it was over, he stared at La Li and didn't speak.Everyone asked: What does it mean?The protector said unconvinced: "God said it, listen to Lama Lama." La Liga is excited.He waved to everyone: "Let's go, I know where Yangmo is, a place called Chunpi." Miss Sangzhu was as excited as Lama Lama: "Let's go, let's go to fight foreign demons." Although she mixed with the girls in the Samba Army, she had no emotional or physical relationship with anyone in the Samba Army. I never thought about following them to fight foreign demons.But now it is necessary to go, because Lama Lama is going, and he is still leading the way. The Samba army turned around and followed Lama Lama, heading south. Numa Daiben sighed: "After all, they are the disciples recruited by Tuo Tuo and Di Mu Living Buddha of Danjilin."