Chapter 7 Section VI

When the "fish steak" was about to sail into the sea of ​​Xin'an County, a patrol boat sailed towards it. Seeing this scene, Lin Ersao became flustered and turned to look at Uncle Song. Uncle Song said nonchalantly, "Don't pay attention to him, and proceed as usual." The people on board yelled: "Stop the boat and accept inspection." Uncle Song told Lin Ersao to slow down, and the patrol boat approached. There were several people on board. A foreigner who can speak fluent Cantonese, he gestured and asked, "What's on board?" "Yu Pao" approached the patrol boat, and Uncle Song shouted to the foreigner, "We deliver fresh fish." The foreigner squinted his eyes and said in a threatening tone, "If you deceive me, do you know what will happen? "Uncle Song said quickly: "How can I lie to you, I dare not dare." As he spoke, he took out the special pass from his pocket and handed it to the foreigner with both hands.

The foreigner narrowed his eyes and carefully looked at the special pass, waved his hand, and asked the people on the boat to build a bridge to the "fish steak". The person who built the bridge was a Chinese with a round and dark face, and he looked like an old sailor. After the old sailor built the bridge, he went down to the "fish steak" first. The foreigner staggered over with two water policemen. They walked around the side of the ship and looked at the crew and cargo on the ship one by one. They found that there was nothing unusual on board. The foreigner pointed to the cargo hold and asked: "The hold is all fresh Fish?" Uncle Song said with a smile on his face, "There are fresh fish, miscellaneous fish, and..." The foreigner looked at the cabin repeatedly, and said, "Is there really nothing else?" Uncle Song continued: "Why don't I open the cabin for you to see?" The foreigner took a step back and asked the old sailor to come forward: "You help open the deck." Uncle Song and the old sailor lifted a deck, only to see balls of blackness inside Huge things move slowly.

The foreigner poked his head and looked inside, but couldn't see what it was, so he ordered: "Pull up all the decks!" Uncle Song waved his hands and said: "No, no, at most one more piece, don't worry! Take a look." Uncle Song and the old sailor opened another deck, and the dark lumps inside jumped up and moved, and the foreigner wanted to poke his head over, but the old sailor stopped him with his hand and said sharply: "Be careful!" That's a poisonous snake!" The foreigner screamed, staggered back and almost fell into the sea, and the accompanying marine police quickly supported him.

At this time, several snakes stretched out their heads and swayed. The foreigner and the two attendants were scared out of their wits and fled back to the patrol boat. Uncle Song picked up a cloth bag containing sulfur and shook it a few times before the snakes shrank back into the cabin. Uncle Song and the old sailor quickly covered the deck. The foreigner stared at his blue eyes, snorted, pointed to Uncle Song and asked, "Are these fresh fish?" The old sailor interjected, "This is a poisonous snake that can be eaten, and it tastes better than fresh fish. Delicious." Uncle Song flatteringly asked: "Do you want to take some back to taste?" The foreigner waved his hand: "Fuck you, let's go!" The old sailor retracted the bridge, the foreigner waved his head dejectedly, and the patrol boat was in a panic Unbearably, he drove away from the "fish steak".

Uncle Song breathed a sigh of relief, Lin Ersao and the others looked at the patrol boat going away, and couldn't help laughing.