Chapter 24 girls dormitory

girls dormitory After the summer vacation of the year before last, I was admitted to Central University and lived in No. 8, West Building. Well, the north building is well-formed, while the west building is full of bedbugs.) There is a very large room with five beds, and there is a door leading to another small room by the window, and people who live in this small room must pass through us. big room.Because No. 8 in the West Building is the largest room in the all-female dormitory (other rooms can only accommodate one to three people), and the temperaments of the occupants in the rooms are different, and the styles are really beautiful.

A rectangular room with a door in the middle, a window on each side of the door, and two windows on the opposite side: Wei Cijun’s bed is between these two windows, facing the door; Mei Yinan and I sleep by the door On the left and right side of me; Wang Xingyuan is connected head to tail; Li Wenxian is connected to Mei.Except for Wei Cijun's self-study table in front of her own bed, the four of us each occupy a window, which is close to our own bed.There are five bookshelves in the center of the room, and the sides are closely connected to form a regular pentagon.Under the crossing line facing the door, there is a toilet. Every night you come and go, there are endless customers, and sometimes there is a problem of insufficient supply; because the four of us concentrate on this two when we sleep. By the side, those who climbed on it looked left and right, talked and laughed very happily, those who slept did not show their fullness and smelled the smell, and those who sat did not hesitate to show their buttocks; it was just that Miss Zhou Meiwang who lived in the small room suffered from the smell. It's bearable, it's impossible to lose your status, so every night when you go to bed, you always have to cover your nose with a light red silk handkerchief, and you have to spit a few times when you go back to the small room.

Of course, Ms. Zhou is a distinguished guest in the girls' dormitory in the West Building: she has a father who is an official in Beijing, and a fiancé who is a comprador in Shanghai, and there are many high-ranking officials and wealthy gentry among her relatives and friends. A young lady like this, It's Mrs. Zi in the near future, how can I not add some graceful and luxurious decorations?So the face is as thick as pink, the lips are as red as fat, the shoes are as high as the heels, the clothes are as short as the pumps, the umbrella is as small as a lotus leaf, and the hair is as wrinkled as a sea woman... gracefully walking in and out of the third-grade classroom of the political department, standing and looking at it There are many.On the contrary is Wei Dongjun, a fourth-year student in the Department of Chinese Literature. He has untidy hair, a black cheongsam, and a yellowish complexion with freckles. He is only three years old, but he looks like a man in his thirties.However, according to Hai's statistics, Zhou is the oldest in the room, not her. The rest of Mei are the same age as her, Li is Gan, and Wang Xingyuan and I are both nineteen.In order to arouse my curiosity, I once asked Zhou about her age while chatting in the room. Unexpectedly, he was very displeased. Students should not knowingly commit crimes.I hurriedly explained that I was not formal, and I didn't know that Ms. had become a European and American citizen, which violated the precept of "asking customs when entering the country". From then on, I vowed to memorize the book by heart, so that Ms. Lao would not be jealous. She saw me smiling, but she couldn't do anything about it. After expressing her forgiveness, she said that her actual age was 2 years and 11 months. If calculated according to Chinese customary law, she would be 14 years old, but we should use the European and American calculation.

But these calculation methods didn't interest Mei at all. She studied physical education for three years, except for fifty meters and hundred meters, which had to use numbers in mathematics, and class R played Go!Except for using a few English words when shouting passwords, Newton and Shakespeare don't care.The Chinese language is still useful, the last happiness can make her cry, and the ruler of love needs to be recorded.But in the first few days of school, she didn't even seem to have these interests. She lay on the bed every day, slept and slept, and when she opened her eyes, she lifted the blanket to catch bedbugs. After catching seven people, she was unhappy and then caught them again. He pulled a pair of long "bloomers" and threw them on his chest, and fell asleep soundly again.If she hadn't always been troubled by eating, meeting guests, listening to the phone, defecating, etc., she would have been able to sleep four hours a day and night, at least three.

This kind of snoozing habit is not acceptable to Li Wenxian, who is a new student of this year like me and Wang Xingyuan.However, she entered the Department of Chemical Engineering, so she cannot be compared with our Department of Foreign Languages, let alone Wang's Department of Education.She does exercises and experiments all day long, gets up with the electric light on every day, and goes to bed with a candle (because the electric light has long been out by then).Commoner clothes, plain noodles, and other styles, Wang called it "the beauty of nature".Although Wei went to bed early but couldn't sleep, he wanted to get up early and was exhausted to death, humming and singing all day long.The king and I sleep at irregular times. Sometimes we go out for a walk together after dinner. When we pass by the door of the reception room, we see bright lights. My mother chose a fiancé on my behalf, but he also treated me indifferently. Seeing that I was intoxicated with love, I couldn't help being envious and furious.

"Maybe they are brother and sister?" Wang stared at me. "Maybe a relative!" I stared at her. "In short, even if it's love, it's hypocritical, superficial, and nasty, so I have to lie to these idiots! Seeing that the decline is just now, and the carnival is followed by abandonment and depravity!" We seemed to have discovered the truth, They looked at each other with a triumphant smile, and followed behind them, arm in arm. Although there are many places to play in Nanjing, but when it comes to choices, there are not many.It’s too far away to go; the closest to CUHK is Beiji Pavilion, the farm, etc. If you go there before ten o’clock, you will be squeezed out of your body, and you will be judged by the boys. I don’t know how to walk. If the style is proper, where is the mood to appreciate this "Zhuling Fengyue"?If you want to go to Yuan after ten o’clock, it’s okay, but I don’t know how many green couples under the thick shadows will be cursed; once I was at the edge of the farm and just said: “This is the scene of the willow branches on the moon. Heh!" The next time I ran into Ms. Xu in the North Tower, she coaxed me shyly: "Miss Feng, you really spoil people, I am just friends with Ms. Feng!"

"I didn't say anything to you!" I asked in amazement. "You're still pretending to be stupid," she glared at me, "What did you say last night that Liu Shaotou will bury people!" "We really didn't know you were there." I'm being honest. "Both of you are blind! Ignore you, you and Wang Xingyuan, these two bad boys!" Afterwards I told Wang about this, and she couldn't figure it out either.But after that, the two of us didn't go to the farm, and the Arctic Pavilion disappeared.Sometimes I get really bored, I go around the road a few times, the dust is flying, and I almost suffer from trachoma, but I still go back to the grass in the female dormitory and sit and chat. From Queen Elizabeth to the maid Wang Ma in the West Building, I think Nanjing women are the most beautiful. disgusting.

"Feng, although Nanjing women are not cute, they are much better than you frail and luxurious Zhejiang people!" "Isn't the so-called national hero Jiang XX from Zhejiang?" I retorted. "The joke is about women, especially Suhang, all of them are wearing long coats that brush the floor..." "But you have never seen the big-footed lady in Suzhou; and I..." I pointed to my nose. "You Ningbo women are the most vulgar!" "You Hunan women are savages!" We twisted and fought each other, shouting sharply.Ms. Zhou Meiyu heard the voice, and hurried down to ask what happened. Unexpectedly, her high-heeled shoes stepped on the hem of the cheongsam and fell, causing a big hole in the real silk stocking on her knee. Therefore, she turned her anger on us:

"It's about to turn off the lights, don't you come to sleep?" "You are not the housekeeper!" Wang retorted. "We are college students now, no one cares about us! We are afraid of our mother at home, but I can mess around at school." I am also helping. Speaking of home, Wang sang HOIn, SweetHOIn loudly. Her musical genius was known throughout the school. It was much better when she was waiting for the pre-test. When she sang "IgMd on the moon asl tread the drear tvlld, And feel that mymodern thinks of her child"... the singing stopped suddenly, and the six eyes looked at each other, relatively sad.

"I don't have a mother!" Zhou's eyes were obviously tear-stained. "Don't you have a lover?" Wang suddenly laughed, and everyone's hearts immediately lightened up, especially Zhou, who happily told us a lot about the two of them, and said; There is nothing to hide, I love him and I hope he loves the real me. I want him to see me for who I am!" I couldn't help but raised my head and smiled at her: Then why do you use rouge powder to hide your real skin color? " Let's all have a "knowing smile". When it comes to love, Wei always doesn't say a word, and deliberately picks up Du's poems to read carefully, but in fact we know that she listens more fascinated than anyone else.Usually, we use an answering style when discussing with the president. Wang and I asked questions full of curiosity, while Zhou answered with relish based on his experience and ideals.I often ask her, "How do men open their mouths when they are courting women?" This kind of question, because although I have received more than two dozen courtship reports from men in the past, I have never had a single one who "give me in person and change to me in person." I have spoken before, and I often fantasize that in the future there may be a romantic man who will come to ask me for favors. Could it be that he said as soon as he opened his mouth: "Is it okay to be my wife? "Or as written in the letter: "Noble queen, let me hide under your throne forever like a wounded white rabbit!" ——If someone really said that in person, I suspect that I will become nauseated from then on.

What Wang asked was more romantic than mine. She often asked these questions: "Do women have to close their eyes when stealing a kiss?" "Is it more delicious to kiss a man with temples?"... At that time Li Wenxian, who just finished her algebra and woke up to urinate, also participated in the comments, saying that according to her speculation, the way of kissing will definitely change in the future, because kissing lips must prevent bacterial infection, which is not hygienic. After discussing the relationship issue, they discussed the conditions of an ideal spouse. Ms. Mei insisted that she was celibate because marriage would hinder her career. "Career? The biggest career is nothing more than winning some prizes in the Far East Games, right?" Wang said coldly, "Your future is a physical education teacher and a social butterfly!" "What about you? Be a female volunteer; otherwise, join the X Party and be shot!" Mei also prophesied for her. So predict everyone's outcome: Ms. Zhou Meiyu, a modern young woman, accompanies her husband in and out of social occasions all day long, never holds a needle or thread, and never touches an anvil.Mr. Wei Tzu suffers from hysteria, works as a housekeeper, and is a Catholic.Li Wenxian should quickly turn his body into a man, with a myopic lens of several thousand degrees on his nose, and study ammonia all day long.As for me, according to their opinion, I am only worthy of marrying a down-and-out literati, lying in a pavilion and reading T. Haldy novel. During the winter vacation after the prophecy, I got married. My husband is neither a scholar nor a poor man.In the summer of the following year, I dropped out of school due to pregnancy. Wei Yi graduated and married an old man in his sixties to fill a house. The eldest son was ten years older than her.This summer vacation, Zhou and Mei graduated and left school, as expected.Only Wang and Li were enrolled in this semester. Unexpectedly, Li Wenxian died of hemoptysis due to overwork ten days ago;In the current dormitory, there is only Wang Xingyuan, the former guest, who sits alone on the toilet every day and does the work of "walking and thinking".